2026 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Draft Strategy
You may have noticed A.I. is getting quite good at giving fantasy football superflex auction draft strategy advice. THIS IS BECAUSE IT IS JUST STEALING ALL ITS INFO FROM MY …
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How to Grill the Perfect Tailgate Chicken Wing
Easy, right? Arrange the coals evenly and light them up. When they are hot, put on some thawed chicken wings. NO. STOP. WRONG! Everything about that is wrong!
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2026 Fantasy Football Auction Strategy Guide: Greasy Spoon Theory
Crush your 2026 fantasy football auction draft with 5 easy steps!
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2026 Fantasy Football Auction Strategy: STOP BIDDING OVER $5 FOR A QB!
“You get what you pay for” is universally true for fantasy football auctions… until it isn’t.
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2026 Fantasy Football Auction Early Risers and Fallers
A hearty, “cheers,” to all you auctioneers! If your auction is in June or July, this article has special advice for you. If your auction is in August or September, …
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2026 Fantasy Football Auction Advice: STOP TAKING TOP-15 RANKED PLAYERS!
What’s up auctioneers! I’ve been behind on articles because I am a teacher, but now that summer is here, I can mock around the clock. I’ve also been poring over …
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Mythic Football: The Greatest Thing to Happen to Fantasy Football Since the Internet!
Hi! We love you, and that’s why you’ve got an exclusive invite to Beta the next revolution in fantasy sports… You like cracking packs of cards with football dudes? You …
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2025 Fantasy Football Team Names: KPop Demon Hunters Edition
Fantasy football 2025 team names you need to maintain the Roschonmoon.
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2025 판타지 풋볼 팀 이름: K팝 데몬헌터 에디션
로숀문을 유지하는 데 필요한 판타지 축구 2025 팀 이름입니다.
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Can’t Decide between Two Players? Use Football Absurdity’s MAD Scores!
For decades, fantasy football managers have agonized over picking between two or more players with almost identical stats. The key to the answer is consistency: We want the player who …
Read More2024 FA MAD Scores – QB
Josh Allen 8.86 Joe Burrow 6.86 Derek Carr 4.18 Kirk Cousins 6.34 Jayden Daniels 7.56 Sam Darnold 5.42 Justin Fields 8.59 Jared Goff 7.41 Justin Herbert 5.32 Jalen Hurts 6.24 …
Read More2024 FA MAD Scores – RB
Ameer Abdullah 5.14 De’Von Achane 6.82 Cam Akers 3.10 Braelon Allen 3.16 Tyler Allgeier 3.27 Saquon Barkley 9.42 Trey Benson 2.42 Tank Bigsby 5.55 Chris Brooks 1.85 Chase Brown 5.14 …
Read More2024 FA MAD Scores – WR
Davante Adams 6.41 Jordan Addison 6.63 Keenan Allen 6.11 Calvin Austin 4.63 Rashod Bateman 4.78 Kayshon Boutte 4.02 A.J. Brown 4.74 Ja’Marr Chase 8.13 Keon Coleman 3.36 Nico Collins 3.98 …
Read More2024 FA MAD Score – TE
Brandon Aubrey 3.99 Tyler Bass 2.64 Jake Bates 2.80 Chris Boswell 5.13 Harrison Butker 3.41 Daniel Carlson 4.03 Anders Carlson 4.69 Cameron Dicker 3.85 Jake Elliott 3.72 Ka’imi Fairbairn 3.99 …
Read More2024 FA MAD Scores – K
Brandon Aubrey 5.13 Tyler Bass 3.85 Jake Bates 3.99 Chris Boswell 3.54 Harrison Butker 3.74 Daniel Carlson 2.80 Cameron Dicker 4.37 Jake Elliott 2.64 Ka’imi Fairbairn 4.03 Nick Folk 3.02 …
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How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)
Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …
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Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!
And we figured out exactly when you should do it.
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Football Absurdity Podcast x THfantaC Podcast: 2023-24 Season Wrap Roundtable
Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
Read More Episode 106: “January 20, 1981”
Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!
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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy
So we have a popular Discord where we give superflex auction/salary cap strategy advice. Lately, 9/10 people looking for advice have leagues with a glaring vulnerability that can be easily …
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How To Use FA Sheets (Our Beersheets Replacement)
Hello! Beer is taking the year off to handle some real-life stuff. But we’ve been working hard with the Beersheets dev, and we have a replacement that does exactly the …
Read More10-Team and 12-Team All-Human Mock Salary Cap/Auction Data
I’ve been running auctions with all humans to get data that hasn’t been infested by horribly-bidding bots. It lives here: 10-Team All-Human Auction Data 12-Team All-Human Auction Data
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Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues
Click here if you want to jump directly to my strategy and skip my sharing of my thoughts which are TOTALLY NORMAL AND NEITHER “UNHINGED” NOR “INSANE,” ANNIE! I’m going …
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2023 Rachaad White Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Rachaad White finished 2022 as RB38 …
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2023 Trevor Lawrence Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Let’s talk about Trevor Lawrence, or …
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2023 Josh Jacobs Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Today, we take a look at …
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2023 Isiah Pacheco Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. In the last half of the …
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2023 Kirk Cousins Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Kirk Cousins was QB7 last year. …
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Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues
Click here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …
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Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 10-Team Leagues
Click here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …
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2023 WR Auction Market Crash Calculator
After only 15 picks in your salary cap/auction draft, this tool will tell you which WR is going to go for a steal, later.
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Comparing ESPN and Yahoo Auction (Salary Cap) Values
When doing an online auction using ESPN or Yahoo, the two most popular sources, it’s important to know the differences. For instance, last year, ESPN was criminally low on both …
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Absurdity Check: Stop Paying $5 for Justin Tucker
There comes a time in every now-collapsed society when a symbol appears of their impending doom: Hawaiians seeing the ships of European explorers bringing all sorts of new disease over …
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2023 Ten-Team Fantasy Football Auction Advice (Part 1)
It may be May, but I’ve already been hard at work researching actual mock auction data. I’ve done five 10-team mocks with almost all or all humans (I don’t have …
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Evan Hoovler Reveals His League-Winning 2023 Player [Video]
Evan Hoovler’s annual Discord Darling reveal is here! Will this player be the next 2020 Josh Allen (also a Hoovler Discord Darling)?
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Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 NFL Draft Post-Mortem
Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …
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Which 2023 Rookie QBs Are Worth Drafting in Superflex?
Evan Hoovler breaks down the 2023 rookie quarterbacks for Superflex redraft leagues.
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Football Absurdity Podcast: One Final Mock Draft
Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to do the very last possible mock draft! Let’s go, NFL Draft! We invite you to join …
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Bijan Robinson’s Top 5 Draft Spots for Fantasy Football [Video]
Football Absurdity’s Evan Hoovler takes a dive into the 5 teams he thinks could draft Bijan Robinson and immediately vault him into fantasy football super-stardom.
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Start or Sit Week 17: Will Kenneth Walker and Dallas Goedert get back on track?
Congrats on making the finals, or condolences on making the third-place game in your leagues! I want to do my best to make sure you cross the finish line, so …
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Start or Sit Week 16: What to Do with Minshew, London, and Prescott?
Let’s start by reviewing how I did last week. I have not been looking forward to this, but now it’s going to happen. Right after the end of this sentence …
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Week 15 Start or Sit: Trevor Lawrence, Zonovan Knight, Chris Moore & More!
Let’s start by reviewing last week’s calls QB: Start Jared Goff. Finished: QB3 That’s a hit! Sit Daniel Jones Finished: QB11 That’s a miss! RB: Start D’Onta Foreman Finished: RB24 …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 Start or Sit:
I’m taking over this slot from Jeff Krisko. So get ready to be in awe of my laser-accurate predictions! Unless I’m wrong, then let’s blame Jeff. It is week 14 …
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BBQ Strategy: The Easiest Way to Crush Your Superflex/2QB Salary Cap Draft
If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …
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BBQ in ’22: The Easiest Strategy for 12-Team Salary Cap Redraft Success
Making a great fantasy football salary cap team is just like budgeting and buying items for a barbecue. If that abstract analogy has been enough to already convince you, download the …
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The WR Market Crash: A Simple Tool You Can Use to CRUSH Your Salary Cap Drafts
Hi! If you don’t know me by now: I’m Evan Hoovler, the hardest mockin’ person in the Salary Cap Business! I mock so much. Today my doctor told me to …
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2022 Salary Cap Draft Nomination Strategy
Hi! I’m Evan Hoovler. If you don’t know me by now: I’m that guy who mock salary cap drafts all the time. Like All. The. Time. My wife says it’s …
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BBQ in ‘22: The Easiest Strategy for 10-Team Salary Cap Redraft Success
If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …
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Evan Hoovler’s Top-Secret 2022 Redraft Salary Cap Values Chart
Last updated: 7/16/22 **CONFIDENTIAL** This is for Football Absurdity readers only. If you are a member of my Big Money League KEEP OUT! In 2019 I was bummed: I hadn’t …
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2022 Fantasy Football Salary Cap Values
You probably came here because you want a 2022 fantasy football salary cap values chart that you can use to easily stay competitive in your league without studying too hard. …
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Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags
Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …
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Jalen Hurts Looking Forward to Mentoring Eagles’ 2022 First Round QB Pick
Despite going 12-for-26 on Thursday Night Football, Jalen Hurts was all smiles in his post-game press conference. “I put a lot of great tape out there,” Hurts commented in response …
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Geno Smith WILL Be the NFL MVP
After taking over in the third quarter of yesterday’s Thursday Night Football, Geno Smith put on an amazing 98-yard drive. I’m calling it now: He will win the 2021 NFL …
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Jags Brass Solves Urban Meyer Issue
Four games into the regular season, it’s clear the new Jacksonville HC has a severe case of what scientists are calling Seanpeytonitis. Namely, Meyer makes decisions not based on what …
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Horror TV Show Fantasy Team Names
[Co-Authors: Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Joshua H., Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach] It’s that time of the year! Well, actually, it’s …
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Carolina Panthers Viciously Hunt Giraffe
Animal rights activists are hootin’ about an alleged safari undertaken by the Carolina Panthers on Thursday Night. The NFC South first-place team cornered a wild Giraffe and threw him to …
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Anti-Vax Fantasy Football Team Names
[Co-written by Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Tony Martin, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach (just Zach)] No, these aren’t team names …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview
Evan’s note: All apologies for the rougher format of this one. Our usual producer was called out of town suddenly and Skype went utterly haywire in the beginning. The content …
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2021 Covid Fantasy Football Team Names
[This list written by: Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Joseph Leszkowicz, Joshua H, Evan Hoovler, and Bryan Sclar] We’re back for the newest iteration of our ongoing Covid fantasy football team names. …
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I’m Putting the `Fantasy’ Back in Fantasy Football
I’m going to say something that sounds crazy, and you are going to say, “you’re a liar!” Then I’m going to say, “no really, it’s true!” Then you’re going to …
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Fire Puts Justin Fields out for Season*
Justin Fields is adjusting to his new football life in Chicago just fine, but that’s not the only sport he’s interested in. Fields could not be reached for contact, Wednesday. …
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Every Single NFL Player Will Be a Fantasy Football Breakout
Scientists at Football Absurdity Labs released a stunning research paper earlier today. By carefully simulating the NFL season, they were able to conclusively determine that this year’s biggest fantasy football …
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Tom Brady Played 2020 Season with Entire Skeleton Taped inside His Skin
More info is coming out about Tom Brady’s superhuman 2020 year. It turns out that his knee tear wasn’t the only thing that had to be taped into place. Sources …
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NFL Teams Tricking Players by Hiding Covid Vax in Illegal P.E.D.s
Here’s the scuttlebutt: In attempts to get their star players to clear the NFL Covid protocol, some teams have resorted to treachery. That’s the scuttle. The issue deals with where …
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2021 2QB Auction Strategy
Football Absurdity recently partnered with our favorite forums: SomethingAwful.com. The goal was simple: Fill a 2QB auction with 10 managers who would stick around for at least most of the …
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2021 Henry Ruggs Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 John Brown Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Phillip Lindsay Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 JD McKissic Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Damien Harris Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Jamaal Williams Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Derek Carr Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Daniel Jones Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Taysom Hill Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Darren Waller Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Travis Kelce Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More 2021 Dallas Goedert Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Rob Gronkowski Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Mark Andrews Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 T.Y. Hilton Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Curtis Samuel Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Robby Anderson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Jarvis Landry Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Kenny Golladay Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Odell Beckham, Jr. Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Tyler Lockett Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Adam Thielen Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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NFC West Fantasy Football Preview with @RotoSurgeon!
Kev Mahserejian (@rotosurgeon) of The Operating Room Podcast, The Game Day, and Rotoballer, Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode to discuss the NFC …
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2021 Justin Jefferson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Keenan Allen Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Stefon Diggs Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Terry McLaurin Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Courtland Sutton Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Tee Higgins Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 CeeDee Lamb Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Allen Robinson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 D.K. Metcalf Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 DeAndre Hopkins Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Jonathan Taylor Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 David Johnson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Kenyan Drake Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Melvin Gordon Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Miles Sanders Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 J.K. Dobbins Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Derrick Henry Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Ezekiel Elliott Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Christian McCaffrey Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 James Robinson Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Chris Carson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Mike Davis Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Josh Jacobs Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Saquon Barkley Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Nick Chubb Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2021 Kareem Hunt Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Antonio Gibson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Dalvin Cook Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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AFC North Fantasy Football Preview with @HermsNFL!
BEERSHEETS ARE LIVE Jeff will be doing a live stream with @Beersheets to show off our shiny new toy on Wednesday afternoon at twitch.tv/footballabsurdity. Follow and Subscribe so you don’t …
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2021 Aaron Rodgers Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Ben Roethlisberger Fantasy Football Player Profile
This profile is sponsored by Vinnie’s Pizzaria. Mention this player profile when you order a pizza for a free topping of corn! As we gear up to the start of …
Read More 2021 Kyler Murray Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Trevor Lawrence Fantasy Football Player Profile
Are you ready for Football Absurdity to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy football drafts? Will Trevor Lawrence make a fantasy …
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2021 Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Guys We Are Excited About with Joe Pisapia!
The boys welcome in Joe Pisapia (@JoePisapia17) of Fantasy Pros, the Fantasy Football Black Books and Fantasy Baseball Black Books, and Sports Grid to the podcast! He joins Mike (@rflredzone), …
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Rodgers Storms out of Minicamp After Seeing Another Player Wearing the Same Outfit
An incident has set afire the always chic and modern fashion capital known as Green Bay, Wisconsin. Quarterback Aaron Rodgers finally attended the Packers’ minicamp on Wednesday morning. He was …
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Keep Losing Your Fantasy Football Playoffs? You Need a Toolbox Bench
The year was 2019, and something was wrong. I know, I know: Something incredibly wrong was coming in 2020, but this is an article about fantasy football, keep up. In …
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Fantasy Football Round 6 through 10 Value Picks & Preliminary Auction Thoughts
Evan (@evanhoovler) returns to the podcast! He joins Mike (@rflredzone), Walker (@bigdaddydrix), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) to discuss the best value picks from rounds 6 through 10, as well as some …
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2021 Fantasy Football Auction Values Chart
(Updated 8/27/2021) IMPORTANT: We strongly recommend you read the strategy part of this article. If you skip straight to the 2021 fantasy football auction values chart, then bid to each …
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Post-Draft Fantasy Draft Mock Draft 1.0
Waleed (@iamthewaleed) joins Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode to do their first post-NFL draft mock draft. You can find the results here! If …
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Yahoo Mock Auctions: How to Receive a Perfect 100 Score
I usually do Yahoo mock auctions (and auctions at several other platforms) to get a feel about how auctions could flow. I amass hundreds of mocks then use that data …
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This NFL Articles Bot Steals Our Work (And It’s Hilarious)
Greetings, humans (and that NFL articles bot, you know whom you are!) So there’s this website, nflinsidenews. WARNING: If you go there, say no to every single popup. They copy-paste …
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The 2021 NFL Schedule: Initial Fantasy Football Auction Strategies
The 2021 NFL schedule is here! This is the first time I actually start to seriously consider the landscape of fantasy football auction strategies. Every other analyst will do this …
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Atlanta Falcons / Comedy / Denver Broncos / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / New York Giants / News Satire
2021 NFL Schedule TV Show Peaks Broadcasting Greatness
The moon landing… The Nixon-Kennedy debate… that thing when Geraldo went into a mental hospital and found dozens of naked, fecal-caked inmates. Monumental moments in broadcasting. This pantheon of greatness …
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Early 2021 Auction Strategy Tips
You may have not even thought about 2021 auction strategy tips yet. But I have been thinking about it since January. Now that the NFL draft has concluded, I am …
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Jags Signing Tebow To Be a Baffling Spectacle
Throughout the modern era, carnival barkers have used freak show exhibits to bring in paying customers. Jacksonville coach Urban Meyer is continuing this tradition. The Jags are signing former QB …
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Post-Draft Rookie Top Fives & Risers/Fallers with Kent Platte
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Mariota’s “Excited to Be a Raider” Comment Breaks Irony Meter
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Fantasy Football Podcast – 2020 Rookie Running Back and Tight End Review
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Draft Shortage in Houston Leads to Jerry Jones Price-Gouging Cowboys Compensatory Picks
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Scientists Studying Financial Implications of Rotating Legs Backwards
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Jacksonville Jaguars Use Franchise Tag on Last Remaining Fan
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The NFL Combine: Has Cancel Culture Gone Too Far
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Dozens Injured in New Jersey after Local Fans Mistake Burning Building for the New York Jets
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2021 Super Bowl / Fantasy Football 2020 / Fascinating Facts / Kansas City Chiefs / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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2021 Conference Championship Round / 2021 Playoffs / Buffalo Bills / Fascinating Facts / Green Bay Packers / Kansas City Chiefs / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Favorite Types of Comments
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Cocaine and Murder You’re in
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Breakout Players Fantasy Football Team Names
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Beer Fantasy Football Team Names
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Box Me
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Sorry Latins
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Fantasy Football Week 8 Puzzles
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Even More Halloween Fantasy Team Names
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Week 6 Injury Report by Your Dad
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: They Support Sea 🌊 People
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Week 5 Injury Report by a Guy with Every Inferiority Complex
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: We Ate Xavier
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Thank You, Mr. President
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Week 4 Fantasy Football Puzzles & Word Games
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Trump Biden Debate Fantasy Football Team Names
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Week Three Injury Report by William Shakespeare
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Trump Twenny Twenny
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Week 3 Fantasy Football Puzzles
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Week 2 Injury Report: Everyone Is Fine!
Each Saturday we have a guest author write the Football Absurdity injury report. This author is totally, 100% real and not just a product of Evan Hoovler’s fragmented, hungover mind. …
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Welcome to NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People, the series where I dive into comments sections for articles about the NFL, go insane, drink a lot, sober up, drink a …
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Pokemon Fantasy Football Team Names
Authors: Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, Evan Hoovler, Jimmy Brown, Julia Tang, and Nick Carter Helaire for Trub-le And Mack it double To protect the Gurld from Devinstation To unite all …
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The guys run through the news of the week and PLANT SOME DANG FLAGS IN SOME PLAYERS This podcast is sponsored by FAN DUEL. Go ahead and get into the …
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2020 Justin Jefferson Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Will Fuller Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Robby Anderson Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Jerry Jeudy Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Jalen Reagor Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Michael Gallup Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 D.J. Moore Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Fantasy Football Auction Values (Fireworks Hangover Edition)
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2020 Deebo Samuel Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Emmanuel Sanders Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Chris Godwin Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Mike Evans Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 JuJu Smith-Schuster Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Alshon Jeffery Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Jamison Crowder Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Sterling Shepard Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Adam Thielen Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 T.Y. Hilton Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Julian Edelman Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Tyler Lockett Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 AJ Brown Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Michael Thomas Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Fantasy Football Auction Trends for June 2020: Maximizing Your Mocks
All Rise for the Fantasy Football Auction Mock Report for June 19, 2020! “Will you mock a little faster?” said an owner to a drafter, “There’s a player I hate …
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2020 Terry McLaurin Fantasy Football Player Profile
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DeVante Parker 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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D.J. Chark 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Amari Cooper Fantasy Football Profile
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Cooper Kupp 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Odell Beckham, Jr. Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Fantasy Football Auction Values (06/12 Edition)
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2020 CeeDee Lamb Fantasy Football Profile
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Henry Ruggs III 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Fantasy Football Brandin Cooks Player Profile
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2020 Courtland Sutton Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Fantasy Football Davante Adams Player Profile
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2020 Tyler Boyd Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Fantasy Football Andy Isabella Player Profile
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Tyreek Hill 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Keenan Allen Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 Jarvis Landry Fantasy Football Profile
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2020 DeAndre Hopkins Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 AJ Green Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 John Brown Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Allen Robinson 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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Curtis Samuel 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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Read More 2020 Stefon Diggs Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Marquise Brown Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Julio Jones Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Calvin Ridley 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
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Read More Fantasy Football Podcast – Mid-Round Value Picks
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Read More 2020 Fantasy Football Auction Advice: May 18th
This is a weekly series where I detail the evolution of the fantasy football auction landscape. I do this based on my extensive mock drafting each week. The purpose is …
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2020 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names: This Is No Jordanary Love
2020 rookie fantasy football team names list co-authored by Jimmy Brown, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, and Bryan Sclar I love this painstakingly-written 2020 rookie fantasy football team name list. I …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Mock Draft 1.0
Mike (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) are joined by Waleed Ismail (@IamTheWaleed) to do a 12 team, three-wide receiver, half-PPR mock draft! Congratulations to Evan Hoovler …
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Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) take a look back at round one of the 2020 NFL Draft. Congratulations to Evan Hoovler for winning the Fantasy …
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2020 Seattle Seahawks Mock Draft: All Steak no Sizzle
The 2020 NFL Draft is tonight! Hooray! I’m so excited to get together with the rest of the Football Absurdity writing team and workshop all the jokes we will be …
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2020 Dallas Cowboys Mock Draft: Fixing the Playoffs
Draft Day is tomorrow! Sports stuff will finally happen! Dallas not making the playoffs was a bizarre twist last season, one they should be focusing their entire strategy on preventing …
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2020 New York Giants Mock Draft: Let’s Plug This Dam
Someone has to win the NFC East. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be the New York Giants. With that goal in mind, we set …
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2020 Arizona Cardinals Mock Draft: Living up to the Hype
The Arizona Cardinals will be the most over-promoted team of the 2020 season. Frankly, I’m not going to do anything to slow that momentum train down. I love the Cardinals …
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2020 Bengals Mock Draft: Fixing… Pretty Much Everything
I shouldn’t come down on the Bengals too negatively: They had one of the best free agency periods in terms of shoring up their many, many holes. They made key …
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Chargers Mock Draft: Fixing Los Angeles’ Offense
Take a look at the offense in anticipation of this Chargers mock draft. The Los Angeles Chargers is almost the complete package when it comes to moving the ball. They’ve …
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Chicago Bears Mock Draft: Fixing Mitch Trubisky
Alright, Bears fans, it’s time to face reality: You’d better put some support around Trubisky or else announce Foles as the starter. So we took a look at some likely …
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Packers Mock Draft: Fixing Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay’s Run Defense
The moon is made of green cheese, which is why the 2019 Packers defense seemed to shift like the tides. They made it all the way to the NFC Championship …
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Las Vegas Raiders Mock Draft 2020
I tried out fanspeak.com to emulate a Las Vegas Raiders mock draft, with me picking for the newly minted Las Vegas Raiders. The 2020 NFL Draft is coming soon, and …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Free Agency Frenzy Pt 2
Jeff may or may not have the coronavirus so Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Waleed (@IamTheWaleed) take a look at 2020 fantasy football free agency with some …
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They Signed Marcus Mariota: O Captain! Team Captain!
The Raiders signed Marcus Mariota. Speaking of signs: I have a little sign at my desk. It says, “This fan has gone ____ days without giving up on the Raiders’ …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Hunter Henry, Delanie Walker, Free Agency Frenzy Wishlist Pt 2
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) take a look at 2020 fantasy football free agency with some preferred destinations for wide receivers and running backs. They …
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Garth Brooks’ Sanders Shirt: Hot Takes from Crazy People
Garth Brooks wore a Barry Sanders shirt at a concert in Michigan. He was clearly doing it to honor Detroit, home of Motown: The soulful source of lots of country …
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Fantasy Football: An Interview with the Winner of Our 60-Team League
Scott Fish is an amazing person. He has a foundation that connects fantasy football to charity. The heart of it all is his annual GIANT league, called the Scott Fish …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Rookie Relookie
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) take a look back while also keeping an eye on the future with a review Congratulations to Evan Hoovler for …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – 2020 Too Early Sleepers
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss too early 2020 sleepers and their favorite fast food places! Congratulations to Evan Hoovler for winning the Fantasy Football …
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Tampa Bay Vipers Fans: Hot Takes from Crazy People
I want the XFL to succeed. Competition helps more than it hurts, and it usually has a positive effect on the employees (players, coaches, staff, etc.) The key to a …
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2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / Podcasts / San Francisco 49ers
Fantasy Football Podcast – Super Bowl LIV!
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) return from hiatus to discuss Super Bowl LIV, and to do some good old fashioned prop bets. Congratulations to Evan …
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Super Bowl LIV Prop Bets That Don’t Exist (But We Wish They Did)
With contributions by Bryan Sclar and Karl Leslie Super Bowl LIV is here, which means that it’s time for everyone to participate in some light grey market, semi-legal sports gambling. …
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Who is in the 2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show?
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8 Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LIV, Part 2
It’s almost time for Super Bowl LIV, which means it’s time for another round of Fascinating Facts! I looked at last year’s Super Bowl facts article, and I realized we …
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Super Bowl LIV Predictions from Experts and Comedians
We made our Super Bowl LIV picks back in December, and now it’s time to revise our opinions for the two teams that made it. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity’s Editor-in-Chief, …
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Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LIV, Part One
The Super Bowl is nigh! Who could have predicted the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers would square off in Miami come February? Firstly, me, baby, that’s who. I’ve …
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2020 Conference Championships / 2020 Playoffs / Fascinating Facts / Green Bay Packers / Kansas City Chiefs / San Francisco 49ers / Tennessee Titans
12 Fascinating Facts about the 2020 NFC and AFC Championship Games
It’s time for the 2020 AFC and NFC Championship games, and we have all the favorites to be here (except Baltimore). In fact, Tennessee’s monster playoff run has been chock …
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Buffalo Bills / Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow / New Orleans Saints / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks
Hot Takes from Crazy People: The Best High in My Life
Welcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People, where I brave the dangerous and mind-altering comments sections from NFL articles to bring you comedy gold. First, a word from our sponsor: …
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8 Fascinating Facts about the 2020 NFL Divisional Round
It’s the 2020 NFL Divisional Round and I’ve got all-original facts! But first, I have a question: Why is it called the DIVISIONAL round of the playoffs? Seattle and San …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – 2019 Predictions Review & Wild Card Round
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) look back on their preseason predictions and take a look forward at the 2020 NFL Wild Card weekend matchups. You …
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Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) give out their season-long awards for the 2019 Fantasy Football season You can find our Beersheets Teepublic shirt here. Click …
Read More Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 16 Preview!
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss THE LAST WEEK OF FANTASY FOOTBALL and what it means going into 2020. Finally, they submit their DFS lineups! …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Footballs Is a Scam
Time for Hot Takes from Crazy People, where I find the craziest comments from NFL articles. I’ll just mosey on over to Yahoo! NFL and take a look. Hmm, what’s …
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The Best Players I Think Should Have Made the 2020 Pro Bowl
Shame, NFL… SHAME! Your bow-tie wearing Pro Bowl voters eating filet mignon in their ivory towers have utterly disconnected from what makes a player great. There’s no excuse for the …
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Carolina Panthers / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit D.J. Moore, Jarvis Landry, or Terry McLaurin in Week 16
This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting wide receivers ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Championship Fantasy Football Team Names
Co-authors Bryan Sclar and Jimmy Brown You did it! You won your fantasy football championship! Congratulations, but your season is not quite done. Before clicking away from your league for …
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Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2019 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should I Add Breshad Perriman?
In week 15, Breshad Perriman finished as the top-scoring wide receiver. His three touchdown, 110-yard performance rewarded the rare owners who started him. Only owned in 11% of leagues, it’s …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 15 Preview!
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss Ravens-Jets Thursday Night Football. Then, they preview fantasy football week 15. Finally, they submit their DFS lineups! You can …
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Fantasy Football Injury Report Week 15: Josh Jacobs, Patrick Mahomes, Derrick Henry and More
(This fantasy football injury report is guest-authored by A Guy Who Can Only Speak in Video Game Metaphors) Week 14 had frags galore, as a number of fantasy football studs …
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Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2019 / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Absurdity Check: Should I Drop Jordan Howard?
Should I Drop Jordan Howard? As of writing this, Jordan Howard sits at 72% ownership on Yahoo! That’s over 10x the odds that he has to start this season for …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / New York Jets / Start or Sit / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Joe Mixon, Le’Veon Bell, or Carlos Hyde in Week 15
This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2019 / New Orleans Saints / Running Back / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Absurdity Check: Should I Drop Latavius Murray?
Should I Drop Latavius Murray? Fantasy football playoffs are here, and you all should be looking for players to drop in your roster to make room for the late-season hotness. …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 14 Preview & New Orleans Field Trip
Waleed (@iamthewaleed), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss their field trip to Saints practice this week, the Bears- Cowboys Thursday Night Football. Then, they preview fantasy football …
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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Los Angeles Chargers / New England Patriots / Start or Sit / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Kenyan Drake, James White, or Austin Ekeler in Week 14
This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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New Year’s and Hanukkah Fantasy Football Team Names
Co-authors: Bryan Sclar and Jason Lu The holidays are more than Christmas. It’s when Jewish people celebrate the rededication of a holy temple with Hanukkah, and Hanukkah fantasy football team …
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Absurdity Check / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Running Back / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Absurdity Check: Should I Drop David Johnson?
Should I Drop David Johnson? Hey, I get it: We invested a first-round pick into a known fantasy stud. It’s hard to consider dropping David Johnson for some waiver wire …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 13 Preview!
Mike (@RFLredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss a full Thanksgiving slate. Then, they preview fantasy football week 13. Finally, they submit their DFS lineups! You can …
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Detroit Lions / Kansas City Chiefs / Pittsburgh Steelers / Running Back / Sleepers / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Running Back Sleepers Week 13: Bo Knows
Running back sleepers are becoming few and far between, as the war of attrition at the position is driving us further and further down depth charts, into truly bad players. …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Quarterback Sleepers Week 13: Hey Man, You Looking to Score?
You lookin’ for week 13 quarterback sleepers? Don’t make eye contact. Just sit down. Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop. Heard you were …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / New England Patriots / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Tom Brady, Baker Mayfield, or Carson Wentz in Week 13
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around the middle of the pack …
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The 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy Football Team Names
(Christmas Fantasy Football Team Names co-authors: Bryan Sclar and Jason Lu) Forget 11 pipers piping and 12 drummers drumming, that sounds like the worst band, ever. I’d rather have the …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 12 Preview!
Mike (@RFLredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss a Houston-Indy TNF tilt that Mike definitely isn’t mad about. Then, they preview fantasy football week 12. Finally, they …
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Detroit Lions / New York Jets / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Washington Commanders / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 12 Quarterback Sleepers – Used Dar Lot!
Deals, Deals, DEALS! November is Quarterback month here at Football Absurdity! Our 2019 models need to be cleared to make room for the incoming 2020s, and that means we are …
Read More Detroit Lions / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 12 Running Back Sleepers – Scarbrough’s Fair
“Now is the Winter of our discontent,” Shakespeare once quipped about the lack of running back sleepers in his fantasy football league. While I can’t write it more poetically than …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / New England Patriots / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Washington Commanders / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Ronald Jones, Sony Michel, or Derrius Guice in Week 12
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around 24th-30th and tell you …
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The 2019 List of Christmas Fantasy Football Team Names: Hockenson a Winter Wonderland
(co-author: Bryan Sclar) It’s time to roll out a Christmas list way too early, so that people say, “this is way too early to publish a Christmas fantasy football team …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 11 Preview!
Waleed (@iamthewaleed), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) hold down the fort. First, they discuss a Cleveland-Pittsburgh TNF tilt that definitely didn’t verge on utter insanity. Then, they …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Jimmy Garoppolo, or Philip Rivers Week 11
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Still More Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names
(co-authored by Bryan Sclar) Is your fantasy football team name still something Halloween-themed? Is it still <your name>’s Team? You’re an embarrassment to fantasy football and everyone in your league …
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Absurdity Check: Should I Drop AJ Green?
Should I Drop AJ Green? 2019’s AJ Green is the fantasy football equivalent of the Oak Island Treasure. Everyone involved has kind of figured out he’s probably a frivolous, resource-consuming …
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Top 5 Games Like Fantasy Football (But Better)
Games Like Fantasy Football I’ve been receiving a lot of Hallmark sympathy cards in the mail, offering condolences on the death of my fantasy football teams. Don’t feel sympathy for …
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Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) are all back together again. First, they review a Thursday Night Football Raiders-Chargers tilt that was both great, and also …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Ryan Tannehill, Sam Darnold, or Derek Carr in Week 10
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Kenny Gobble-Day: More Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names
(The 2019 Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names list was also co-authored by Evan Hoovler, Jeff Krisko, and Bryan Sclar) There has been a huge demand for our Halloween-themed fantasy football …
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Absurdity Check: Should I Pick up Josh Gordon?
Should I Pick up Josh Gordon? Week 9 is almost in the books, and it saw Josh Gordon moving to the Seahawks via getting dropped by the Patriots. This has …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: The All-Time Worst NFL Comments in the History of This Week
The famous German humorist Friedrich Nietzsche once quipped, “when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.” Well. when you shout into the abyss that is the …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 9 Preview!
Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) review a 49ers-Cardinals. Then they preview week nine, and submit their DFS Lineups! You can find our Beersheets Teepublic shirt …
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Start or Sit Jamaal Williams, Ty Johnson, or Ronald Jones in Week 9
We’re changing up the scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: Starting this week I’ll be going against Yahoo! in predicting whether Jamaal Williams, J.D. McKissic, and Ronald …
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Start or Sit Matt Moore, Brandon Allen, or Ryan Fitzpatrick Week 9
We’re changing up the scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: Matt Moore, Brandon Allen, and Ryan Fitzpatrick will all finish outside the top 12. In a 1 …
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Absurdity Check: Should I Trade CMC?
Should I Trade CMC? In our free fantasy advice Discord, we’re being asked to weigh in on a lot of trade offers. CMC is easily the hottest fantasy player in …
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Start or Sit Latavius Murray, Devin Singletary, or Mark Walton Week 8
Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Start or Sit Matt Moore, Jameis Winston, or Mason Rudolph Week 8
Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Absurdity Check: Should I Pick up Mohamed Sanu?
Should I Pick up Mohamed Sanu? We put out an Absurdity Check when we get a ton of the same question on our fantasy football advice Discord, and that question …
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Absurdity Check: Should I Drop Damien Williams?
Should I Drop Damien Williams? In our popular Discord for fantasy football advice, we are getting a lot of people asking “should I drop Damien Williams?” Our answer is a …
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Start or Sit Daniel Jones, Jimmy Garoppolo, or Jacoby Brissett Week 7
Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Even More 2019 Halloween Fantasy Football Team Names
(co-authored by Bryan Sclar) There has been a huge demand for our Halloween-themed fantasy football team names, so we kept our team name production plant open late. These latest team …
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The Absurd List: 5 Ways the Dallas Cowboys Could Turn It Around and Win the Super Bowl
Week 6 in the NFL sees the Dallas Cowboys in freefall, having lost 3 straight games with a listless offense and banged-up defense. In our last preseason podcast, I picked …
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Absurdity Check: Pick a Fantasy Football Team Name Already!!
It’s almost the halfway point of the regular fantasy season, and still I’m seeing fantasy football “team names” like: This is the current, sad state of affairs in our Football …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 6 Preview!
Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) review a New England Patriots/New York Giants tilt that didn’t go how we thought, but actually went exactly how we …
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Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kirk Cousins, or Gardner Minshew Week 6
Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Start or Sit Royce Freeman, Matt Breida, or Tevin Coleman Week 6
Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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2019 Halloween Fantasy Football Team Names
(Co-Authors: Waleed Ismail, Mike Maxwell, Bryan Sclar, Jeff Krisko and Jason Lu) Heyyy! We’ve been getting a lot of requests for a new Halloween-themed fantasy football team names list. So …
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Quarter-Season ADP Check-Up: The Top (and Bottom) ADP Performers Heading into Week 5
It’s October. That means two things: pumpkin spice everything, and that we’re at the quarter mark of the fantasy season. It’s a time to look back and see who’s lived …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 5 Preview!
Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) review Green Bay & Philadelphia, preview week five, and submit their DFS Lineups! You can find our Beersheets Teepublic shirt …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Dolphins Fans’ Brains Are Broken
They really are. For this weeks batch of funny comments from not-so-okay NFL fans, I went to the Miami Dolphins official Facebook page: The Dolphins’ lost season has actually broken …
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2019 Fantasy Football Team Names: TV Edition!
(Co-Authors: Waleed Ismail, Mike Maxwell, Bryan Sclar, and Jason Lu) Time for our weekly dose of fantasy football team names. These week 5-centered team names are all taken from the …
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Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Ronald Jones, or Frank Gore in Week 5
Last week’s start-or-sit got all 6 picks correct, while Yahoo only got 3. Let’s keep the streak going with some more start-or-sit advice! Each week I’ll be taking three similarly …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 4 Preview!
Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) review Green Bay & Philadelphia, preview week four, and submit their DFS Lineups! You can find our Beersheets teepublic shirt …
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Start or Sit Wayne Gallman, James White, or Adrian Peterson in Week Four
Our start-or-sits where our expert tries to out-predict his wife are quite popular. So we wanted to see if we could do a piece that actually beats an industry-standard site. …
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Fantasy Football Team Names: Bob Marley Edition
[co-written by Bryan Sclar, Grady Standard, and Tulley Rafferty] Every Bob Marley song can be a fantasy football team name. That’s what we found out when we decided to try …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should I Make a Trade if I’m 0-3?
On our free advice Discord, we’re getting a lot of questions about trades from owners who are in a “win now” situation. Should you make a trade if you’re 0-3? …
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Meltdown Monday: What Happened in Fantasy Football Week 3
My butt hurts. I’m sitting here, on a pillow, and there’s a faint smell of blood in the air. I’m scared to check. I’m scared to look at that bloody, …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 3 Preview!
Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) review Jacksonville & Tennessee, preview week three, and submit their week three DFS Lineups! You can find our Beersheets teepublic …
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Patriots Release Antonio Brown: 5 Places He Could End up
The #Patriots have released WR Antonio Brown, as he indicated on Twitter. They have moved on.— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) September 20, 2019 Multiple sources have confirmed that the Patriots have …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: All Gardner Minshew News Comments, All Night Long
Comments on articles about Gardner Minshew news really bring out the polarizing opinions: Really crazy vs. just kinda crazy. I might not need any more articles than this Jay Busbee …
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Making This Dolphins Prop Bet Might Be the Worst, Most Painful Bet in History
Here at Football Absurdity, we’re always scanning the Internet to find the funniest, weirdest NFL stuff. So when we saw this Dolphins prop bet at the extremely-boring named SportsInteraction.com, we …
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2019 Fantasy Football Team Names: The Musical Edition
(co-authors: Jeff Krisko and Bryan Sclar) Tuesday during the fantasy football season means it’s time for some important decision. No choice is more important than what your funny fantasy football …
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Does Ben Roethlisberger Need Surgery? I Say NO and Have 5 Reasons Why
Does Ben Roethlisberger Need Surgery? Ben Roethlisberger has an elbow injury that might need surgery. However, rather than throw millions away by having their star quarterback sit out the season, …
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Fantasy Football Week 2 Absurdity Check: Should I Drop OJ Howard, Carson Wentz, and Pick up an Opioid Addiction?
Week 2 has happened, and now it’s time for the overreactions! Not about dropping Carson Wentz, though, he’s broken. Let’s take a look at some of the strongest opinions in …
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Meltdown Monday: What Happened in Fantasy Football Week 2
My dad died six months ago. I remember standing with his corpse, waiting for the paramedics to arrive and pronounce him dead. He had the dumbest look on his face: …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 2 Preview!
Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) review Tampa Bay & Carolina, preview week two, and submit their DFS Lineups! You can find our Beersheets teepublic shirt …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from Weird NFL Fans
The first full-length Hot Takes of the year is here, where we examine funny comments about the NFL from people who don’t have a clue. Like this person:
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Meltdown Monday: An Extremely Emotional Week 1 Fantasy Football Summary
This fantasy football week 1 sucked. I hated it. The only consolation was that I’m a Raiders fan, so by the time Sunday rolled around, I couldn’t get any lower. …
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Don’t Ask, Dontrell: Week 2 Fantasy Football Team Names
Alright, you won fantasy football week 1 with a quality team name like, “Keep on Hockenson the Free World,” or “Love Will Grier us Apart.” Now it’s time to keep …
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Fantasy Football Week 1 Absurdity Check: Should I Drop Vance Mcdonald, Peyton Barber, Every Cleveland Brown, and My Will to Go on?
Playing fantasy football is like fishing… except from the point of view of a fish: Sooner or later, that delicious worm turns on us all.
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 1 Preview!
Mike (@rflredzone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) review Chicago-Green Bay in the rare pre-week one televised scrimmage, preview week one, and make NFL season predictions. You can …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Mailbag and Camp Battles
Jeff (@jeffkrisko), Waleed (@iamthewaleed) and Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook) talk Andrew Luck (breaking news), preseason week four, camp battles, and answer YOUR questions! Fantasy Football is real next week! …
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Andrew Luck Retires: Fantasy Football Reaction
Adam Schefter tweeted that Andrew Luck is retiring, and Tom Pelissero corroborated it. We’re stunned. I’m literally cooking Hamburger Helper with one hand and writing this post with the other, …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Preseason Treason
Jeff (@jeffkrisko), Mike (@rflredzone) and Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook) talk early preseason week three, Mike and Evan try to read Jeff’s mind, and the boys talk six players who …
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Funny 2019 Fantasy Football Team Names: U.S. Politics Edition
With the primaries approaching for the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, we’ve been hearing a lot of great slogans that would also make funny 2019 fantasy football team names. This inspired …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Rankings Debates
No more clever titles that make it impossible to go back and find a particular episode. Jeff (@jeffkrisko), Mike (@rflredzone) and Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook) talk Josh Gordon, Andrew …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Fun Sized Edition
I only had time to get a few weird comments from NFL articles and social media, this week, as I’ve been up past midnight most nights getting our Draft Kit …
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6 Tips That Will Take You from Fantasy Football Auction Beginner to Playoff Winner
Congrats on doing an auction draft league! You are significantly upgrading your fantasy football experience. Auction versus snake draft is like watching football when your fantasy players are in the …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Tyrell Williams Player Profile
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Read More The Barbecue Strategy: The Key to Winning Your Auction Leagues
If you don’t know me by now: I’m the auction strategy guy. I basically only do auctions. I’m in two mock auctions right now, which is making it super hard …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football DK Metcalf Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Marquez Valdes-Scantling Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Geronimo Allison Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Will Fuller Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Corey Davis Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football D.J. Moore Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Robby Anderson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Keke Coutee Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Dante Pettis Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Christian Kirk Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football DaeSean Hamilton Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Courtland Sutton Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Emmanuel Sanders Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Mike Williams Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Sterling Shepard Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Parris Campbell Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Sammy Watkins Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Alshon Jeffery Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jarvis Landry Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Tyreek Hill Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Robert Foster Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Tyler Boyd Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Julian Edelman Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Calvin Ridley Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Marvin Jones, Jr. Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Chris Godwin Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Adrian Peterson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football LeSean McCoy Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football D’Onta Foreman Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jamaal Williams Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Chris Thompson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Austin Ekeler Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Derrius Guice Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Darrell Henderson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jordan Howard Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Miles Sanders Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Rashaad Penny Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Peyton Barber Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Kerryon Johnson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Ito Smith Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Latavius Murray Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Lamar Miller Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Derrick Henry Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Sony Michel Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Leonard Fournette Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Lamar Jackson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Sam Darnold Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Dwayne Haskins Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Eli Manning Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Joe Flacco Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Marcus Mariota Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Nick Foles Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Matthew Stafford Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Derek Carr Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Andy Dalton Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Josh Allen Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Dak Prescott Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Kirk Cousins Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Carson Wentz Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football James White Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Chris Carson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Cam Newton Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Patrick Mahomes Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Kenny Golladay Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Aaron Jones Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Phillip Lindsay Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Devonta Freeman Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football AJ Green Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Stefon Diggs Player Profile
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Read More2019 Fantasy Football Adam Thielen Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football T.Y. Hilton Player Profile
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Read More 2019 Fantasy Football DeAndre Hopkins Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Davante Adams Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Marlon Mack Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Amari Cooper Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Keenan Allen Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Mike Evans Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Dalvin Cook Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Antonio Brown Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Nick Chubb Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Juju Smith-Schuster Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Joe Mixon Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football LeVeon Bell Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Odell Beckham Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Mike Gesicki Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Noah Fant Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football TJ Hockenson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Delanie Walker Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Austin Hooper Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Jared Cook Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football George Kittle Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Zach Ertz Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Travis Kelce Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football David Njoku Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Hunter Henry Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Evan Engram Player Profile
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Join Our Free Fish Bowl League! Win Prizes!
Do you like fun? Sign up for our free fish bowl league. Win prizes! Fill that aching July fantasy football void! Deadline 7/8/19
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2019 Fantasy Football Eric Ebron Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football OJ Howard Player Profile
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Read More2019 Goon Fish Bowl Rules
Find the current overall standings, here Copied from the Scott Fish Bowl site: Draft The drafts start July 9th, 2018 at 11am EST It will be a slow draft style …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Damien Williams/Carlos Hyde/Darwin Thompson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Mark Ingram Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2019 Fantasy Football Drew Brees Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Drew Bress player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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Should I draft Ezekiel Elliott or Saquon Barkley #1? Expert Fantasy Advice from Comedian Mae West
Mae West: Sex symbol, legendary wit, and perhaps the best person to answer the question “Should I draft Ezekiel Elliott or Saquon Barkley #1?” even though she died forty years …
Read More 2019 Fantasy Football Auction Values
ALERT: Dominate your auction leagues with our new, foolproof auction strategy Updated 9/3/19 Thanks for helping make last year’s fantasy football auction values list our all-time most popular article! It …
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2019 NFL Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names: Love Will Grier Us Apart
Here is our 2019 NFL rookie fantasy football team names list. Our 2018 rookie fantasy football team names list became one of our most-viewed articles of all time, so this …
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NFL Draft: Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football Player: Austin Ekeler, Running Back or Melvin Gordon, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football Disappointment: Literally Nobody 2019 Los Angeles …
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NFL Draft: Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Player: Jared Cook, TE 2018’s Biggest Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Disappointment: Marshawn Lynch 2019 Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Running Back, Tight End, …
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Oakland Raiders 2019 Mock Draft
When I look at the Oakland Raiders 2019 mock draft needs, I can’t help but think about my father’s favorite chair. My dad passed away, recently, after a prolonged battle …
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An Obituary for My Father: Fantasy Football Advice about Players on New Teams
I’m sketching out an outline for this article with my right hand. My left holds the hand that once belonged to my father, Dr. Jonathan Hart, but now is attached …
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11 Facts about the 2019 AFC and NFC Conference Championships
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Super Bowl Predictions
Super Bowl Predictions We were wondering: is there an article we can make that ensures all of us, save maybe one, look like fools? Then it hit us: Super Bowl …
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8 Facts about the 2019 NFL Divisional Playoffs
Facts about the 2019 NFL Divisional Playoffs As the games get more important, the facts get deeper and better. Check out this slew of facts about the 2019 NFL Divisional …
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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions
2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …
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7 Fascinating Facts about the 2019 NFL Wild Card Round
Facts about the 2019 NFL Wild Card Round For more facts like these facts about the 2019 NFL Wild Card round, tune in every week!
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Football Absurdity Experts’ 2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions
2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
Read MoreGoon Perfect Album Rankings Raw Data
Album Name Band Name Upvotes Downvotes Overall Score You’d Prefer an Astronaut HUM 1 2 Sheet Music 10cc 1 2 Arrival ABBA 1 2 Book of Human Language Aceyalone 1 …
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Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Jets / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Blake Jarwin, Chris Herndon, or David Njoku?
Week 16 Start or Sit Blake Jarwin, Chris Herndon, or David Njoku Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy …
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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Chris Hogan, or Antonio Callaway?
Week 16 Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Chris Hogan, or Antonio Callaway? It’s finals week! Time to bring home the big prize that you have been neglecting your work and …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / New England Patriots / New York Jets / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon?
Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy semi-finals this week.” To …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders
Week 15 Start or Sit Adrian Peterson, Kenyan Drake, or Josh Adams
Congrats on achieving everyone’s fantasy football goal: Watching some of your players on a Saturday. But after making the playoffs, you face an even more difficult decision: Which site to …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Playoffs
THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE FINALS! #1 WINS A RING! Team (SA forums name) Yet to Play In Play Score The Calvinted Mr. Ridley (Drunk Nerds) 0 0 242.62 …
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Week 14 Fantasy Football – Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Chris Carson, or Rashaad Penny
Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Chris Carson, or Rashaad Penny Week 14 is here, and those of you who limped into the playoffs might be deciding between Howard, Carson, Penny, …
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Oh Cameron Ye Brateful: The Big List of Holiday-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names
Holiday-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names The final installment in our extremely popular team names lists. Find a player on your team, and look up our recommended, optimized holiday-themed fantasy football …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Week 13 Results
Overall Standings Rank Team Something Awful Dot Com Forums Forum Name Week 13 Points 1 Chubb with the Sack 192.5 2 Tarik on a Leash Gonias, Ind. 176.18 3 Big …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Tyrell Williams, Josh Doctson, or Golden Tate
Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Tyrell Williams, Josh Doctson, or Golden Tate There is a monster who stalks me weeks 6-12 of every fantasy football season. He waits …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl – Week 12 Results
Overall Standings Here Rank Team Something Awful Dot Com Forums Forum Name Points 1 Sony 2012 N/A 229.44 2 ????? Scruffy the Janitor 219.76 3 Camcussion N/A 203.76 4 Hava …
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Week 12 Injury Report (as written by a schlock horror writer)
Week 12 Injury Report Good evening, for it is always the evening in the stretching shadows of the darkest places of our mind. And there is nothing darker than injuries, …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Week 11 Results
Overall Standings Here TEAM Forums dot Something Awful dot Com Forums Name Week 11 Results ????? Scruffy the Janitor 216.46 Sony 2012 N/A 211.48 NorseFleas N/A 207.7 Frank Gore-bachov …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl – Week 10 Results
Overall standings link TEAM Week 10 Hava Nagy-na 245.2 Goon Fish and Gallant 232.2 The Calvinted Mr. Ridley 220.6 Flying Sex Snakes 198.2 bELIeve 197.86 Chubb with the Sack 190.88 …
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Mahomes for the Golladays: The Big List of Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names
Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names Thanks, FootballAbsurdity readers, for making our team names lists some of our biggest hits ever. We’ve got Thanksgiving fantasy football team names hot out of …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl – Week 9 Standings
Overall Standings Here Weekly Ranking TEAM Week 9 Score 1 Ron Mexico’s Motorboat Mariachi 244.68 2 Goku Boarding a Plane to Better Understand Us 199.16 3 Chubb with the Sack …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Womb Cell Mate
Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from NFL Articles Another week, another batch of nutsos making funny comments on NFL football articles. This week I’ve paired all six comments …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Standings – Week 8
Overall Standings Rank TEAM Week 8 1 NorseFleas 203.9 2 ????? 203.62 3 The Majoryanettes 200.7 4 Help me OBJ Saquon Kenobi, you’re my only hope 199.48 5 Tarik on …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People – Funny NFL Comments about Eric Reid vs. Malcolm Jenkins Edition
Funny NFL Comments Yes, those “funny” NFL comments by “funny” people, that’s what I’m about. I wanted to produce weirdo comments from both sides of the political spectrum here, but …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Week 7 Results
Overall standings Rank TEAM Week 7 1 Tarik on a Leash 206.06 2 Dirtburgers 204.68 3 No More Mr. Guice 198.26 4 Patti Mahomaise 196.9 5 NorseFleas 195.48 6 Sony …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl – Week Six Results
Rank TEAM Score 1 Flying Sex Snakes 219.38 2 Dirtburgers 207.24 3 Goon Fish and Gallant 198.92 4 Goku Boarding a Plane to Better Understand Us 196.48 5 The Majoryanettes …
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Tyreek-or-Treat: The 2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names List
2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names You know the drill: Find a player you own on this list of 2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names and amaze your opponent into …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Week Five Finishes
Weekly Rankings: Week Four Week Three Week Two Week One Overall Rank TEAM Week 5 1 Hava Nagy-na 224.22 2 The Calvinted Mr. …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People – Football Fantasy Projections
Funny NFL Comments I’m sure these funny NFL comments from social media were all made by people just having a bad day, and are normally well-adjusted and not funny NFL …
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Start or Sit Andrew Luck in Fantasy Football Week Five?
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Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Week Four Finishes
Weekly Rankings: Week Three Week Two Week One Overall Current Rank TEAM Week 4 1 No More Mr. Guice 230.54 2 Ron Mexico’s Motorboat Mariachi 227.4 …
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Last Goll for Allen-cohol: Fantasy Football Team Names (Alcohol-Themed Edition)
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Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Results – Week Three
Weekly Rankings: Week Two Week One Overall Rank TEAM Week 3 1 Ron Mexico’s Motorboat Mariachi 235.8 2 Help me OBJ Saquon Kenobi, you’re my only …
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What Happened This Week in Fantasy Football – Week Three
What Happened This Week in Fantasy Football – Week Three Well thanks for asking! I went 4-1 for the second straight week in my leagues and I… oh, you didn’t …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: We’ll by Any Chance R U Available Person?
Funny Tweets and Comments from NFL Posters Welcome to week three’s “Hot Takes from Crazy People,” where we look at funny tweets and comments from NFL posters whose brains may …
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Start or Sit Josh Gordon in Fantasy Football Week Three
Start or Sit Josh Gordon Should you start or sit Josh Gordon in week three? This might be the most complex question to answer in fantasy football this year. To …
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5 Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week Two
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Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Standings – Week Two
Rankings: Overall Week Two Week One Rank TEAM Week Two 1 The Calvinted Mr. Ridley 239.38 2 Tarik on a Leash 224.86 3 ????? 218.06 4 The Majoryanettes …
Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Standings – Week One
Standings: Overall Week Two Week One Rank TEAM Total Points 1 No More Mr. Guice 195.20 2 Tarik on a Leash 188.38 3 Ron Mexico’s Motorboat Mariachi …
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What Happened This Week in Fantasy Football – Week Two
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Josh Gordon’s Release: An Exclusive Quote
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Week Two NFL Injury Report
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Blood Red on Baby Blue: Who Is James Conner?
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from the NFL Week One
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Six Fascinating Facts about NFL Week One
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Read MoreGoon Fish Bowl Standings – Overall
Weekly Rankings: Week Thirteen Week Twelve Week Eleven Week Ten Week Nine Week Eight Week Seven Week Six Week Five Week Four …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Just Boycott All Pro Sports and the Problem Will Go Away
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: The All-Time Worst Comment Section for Any NFL Article, Ever
Welcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People, where we find and lampoon funny comments from NFL articles.
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from NFL Fans
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2018 Fantasy Football Auction Values
Our 2019 Fantasy Football Auction Values chart is up! Make these 2018 fantasy football auction values your primary weapon for destroying all of your auction leagues. (Updated 9/3/18) Last year’s …
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The Ten Commandments of Fantasy Football Auctions
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Alcoholics Saquonymous: The Definitive 2018 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names Guide
Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out Dynasty drafters: You’ve got your rookies, we’ve got funny 2018 rookie fantasy football team names.
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QUIZ: Which NFL Team is Your Personality Type?
You may have been rooting for the wrong team, all these years! That’s where Football Absurdity has you covered: A no-nonsense, no-hugbox personality test that has been shown to …
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Are you a good person? Yes, I am great at mental gymnastics No, I suffer from crippling self-loathing
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Are you a good person? Yes, I saved a bunch of burning orphans No, I saved a bunch of burning orphans with my ample-sized bladder
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Are you quick to jump on a bandwagon? Yes, my garage is full of meat smokers and poker tables No, my garage is as empty as my social calendar
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Are you quick to jump on a bandwagon? Yes, I plan to reproduce just as my ancestors did for eons before me No, I stay celibate specifically to spite a …
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Are you quick to jump on a bandwagon? Yes, I go to interventions just for fun …
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Are you quick to jump on a bandwagon? Yes, where is this bandwagon? No, I’ll never go sober
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Do you like rules? Yes, rules are a constant construct we all have to follow, like gravity No, I strongly believe I can fly
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Do you like rules? Yes, without rules people would eat weird stuff and get sick No, I just ate some moldy bread and now I’m not even sure… what’s… going… …
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Do you like rules? Yes, rules help us support our brave, strong leaders …
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Do you like rules? Yes, Monopoly makes no sense without rules, it’s just rolling two dice …
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Do you like rules? No, there are never any repercussions to breaking the rules Yes, if I click “no” my probation officer will call me
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Do you like rules? Yes, I’m an uptight wet blanket No, I’m an annoying slacker
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Do you like rules? Yes, everyone has to follow certain universal rules, especially death No, I am going to live forever
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Do you like rules? Yes, without rules people would do stupid, paradoxical things No, I hate rules so much I’m actually going to click “yes,” here
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Do you like conflict? No, I think the world should be all rainbows …
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Do you like conflict? Yes, I love talking politics at the Thanksgiving dinner table No, I spent two hours listening to politics at the Thanksgiving table because I was afraid …
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Do you like conflict? Yes, I even combine strong acids and bases when cleaning No, I don’t even clean: Germs should roam free …
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Do you like conflict? Yes, I mix champagne and downers on the reg No, I won’t even mix foods from countries that hate each other
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Do you like conflict? Yes. I wish this guy here would start punching me! No. I wish this guy here would stop punching …
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Do you like conflict? Yes, I’ll go to your house and smash your fine china! …
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Do you like conflict? Yes, I love blood diamonds …
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Do you like conflict? No. My friends told me to say no Yes. My friends told me to say no
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Do you like conflict? Yes, they can take my guns when they pry them from my cold, dead hands …
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Do you like conflict? Yes Actually, conflict was created in 1982 by the CIA as a means of smothering the ghettos. So I don’t like conflict because I am not …
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Do you like conflict? A. I don’t know, maybe? B. I don’t know, maybe not?
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Do you like conflict? A. Yes, in fact, I am punching someone right now B. No, in fact, someone is punching me right now and I have decided to deal …
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Do you like conflict? A. Yes, that dress does make you look fat B. No, I’m still married …
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Do you like conflict? A. Yes B. I’m afraid to say Yes
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Do you like conflict? A. Yes! I never shower so that people will be offended B. No! I never shower so that people will stay away
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Do you like conflict? A. yes B. NO!
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Los Angeles Chargers (The Padre Shocker)
Hard working, head down. That’s the motto of this industrious and resourceful personality type. As such, it’s not unusual for them to look around after decades of dedication and realize …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Cleveland Browns (The Cavalier Indian)
Once upon a time, there was a king. He was not a bad sort of person, yet his people were starving and poor. The poor people are the metaphorical representation …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Houston Texans (The Astro Dynamo Rocket)
As their name implies, Astro Dynamo Rockets hate inertia. If this personality type was a Saturday morning cartoon, their arch enemy would be Captain Boredom. That actually might not make …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Tennessee Titans (The Volunteer Predator)
As a child, Volunteer Predators were uprooted from home and transported far away. They found the new culture jarringly different. Sure, they wore the same cowboy boots and ten-gallon hats, …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Kansas City Chiefs (The Royal Scout)
First in line. First to raise their hand. First on the scene. Of course, that “scene” is a burning building they plan to loot, that “raised hand” is pulling down …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: New England Patriots (The Red Crimson)
Happy and dauntless and sagacious are the Red Crimsons, dancing around in their castles while the land is overrun by pestilence and an insane quarterback market. Some citizens haven’t eaten …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Jacksonville Jaguars (The Shark Armada)
At an early age, Shark Armadas realize that being #2 gets you almost all the spoils with hardly any of the blame. Thus, their mission in life is to fly …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Indianapolis Colts (The Pacemaker)
At some formative point in their life, the Pacer Maker was horribly abandoned by a loved one. Perhaps it was an absent parent, the death of a young spouse, or …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Denver Broncos (The Rocky Nugget Outlaw)
The main goal of this personality type is to keep things the same, to keep the peace. Rocky Mountain Outlaws go through life with an attitude that is completely zen …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Cincinnati Bengals (The Red Dutch Lion)
Coins in the couch… cell phones in the toilet… youngest siblings. Sometimes things just slip through the cracks. Such is the way for Red Dutch Lions. Boring job, ordinary family …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Baltimore Ravens (The Oriole Blast)
Like the Pelican Wave personality type, the Baltimore personality is best described as a giant wall of attacking birds. Oriole Blasts have a great devotion to rules and order. Often …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Pittsburgh Steelers (The Pirate Penguin)
Like their sea-born counterparts, Pirate Penguins are self-made individuals. They set their own rules, go against the grain, and often meet their lofty dreams. Unfortunately, these “dreams” are usually pretty …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Buffalo Bills (The Sabre Bandit)
Everyone has a Sabre Bandit in their lives. The Sabre Bandit is the one who figures out, “hey, if I intentionally suck at everything asked of me, people will stop …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Miami Dolphins (The Hot Marlin)
Hot Marlins are intensely observational, preferring to suss out a room for danger before entering. As such, they often are the most prepared, and often push success to new heights. …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: (Oakland Raiders) The Athletic Warrior
Every production needs a bad boy, and that’s where this type comes in. If you ask them about culture, they hand you antibiotics. If you asked them the definition of …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: New York Jets (The Met Net)
This type is a trend setter. Leave the logic work to the eggheads, there are trails to blaze! As such, Met Nets are free thinkers, creative, and resourceful. When you …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Minnesota Vikings (The Wild Twins)
Devoted and passionate, this personality eschews popular trends for the familiar. Being near a Wild Twin is like being wrapped in a cozy old blanket knit by a loving grandparent …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: New Orleans Saints (The Pelican Wave)
Like a tidal wave of birds, this personality type has a lot of strength, and an ocean of crap. For Pelican Waves, the key to life is to have something …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Carolina Panthers (The Hornet Hurricane)
Very conscious of social status and highly driven, Hornet Hurricanes like life fast, showy, and efficient. It’s not good enough to win, you have to look good doing it, then …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Philadelphia Eagles (The Union 76)
Union 76s like to make the rules, then break them. Freewheeling, brash, and loud, it’s no wonder this personality type spends the most time in middle management sales positions. Union …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Atlanta Falcons (The Brave Dreamer)
Your entire life has been shaped by a childhood plagued by letdowns from your father, or other male parent. As such, your adult life has been great, as long as …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Chicago Bears (The Bull Cub)
The Bull Cub got it’s name from the now-extinct gay community. At least, I assume they’re extinct, because if the task of making gay jokes has fallen all the way …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: New York Giants (The Island Ranger)
Island Rangers have a noble sense of duty… at least more than the rest of us slackers. They are loyal to a fault, and they love sharing successes with friends. …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Los Angeles Rams (King of the Galaxy)
Kings of the Galaxy never forget. More like Elephants of the Galaxy, right? Oh, no, wait: Elephants are the elephants of the Galaxy. Anyway, Kings of the Galaxy hold a …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Arizona Cardinals (The Sun Diamond)
Sun Diamonds are extremely social and popular, despite being generally inflexible about everything. This rigidity is due to the correlation that, although you have done many good things in your …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (The Storm Lightning)
Storm Lightnings, like their eponymous bottled weather pattern, are known for their ability to get a great streak of fortune and achieve new heights, albeit temporarily. Even though your achievements …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Detroit Lions (The Red-Winged Tiger)
We’ve all stuck out a horrible situation for way too long, based on promises of something better. Be it a relationship with a bad person who occasionally shows glimpses of …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Washington Redskins (The Wizard General)
On the surface, Wizard Generals are active and social. You’ll frequently find them at school association meetings, heading up charity drives, and donating all their empty liquor bottles to the …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Seattle Seahawks (The Storm Mariner)
When you were young, you were abandoned by someone very close to you. As such, you have romanticized your relationship with them, so that when they finally become relevant to …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: San Francisco 49ers (The Shocking Giant)
You’ve collected all the data, and so can objectively state that your farts smell the best. This is due to your own excretory musk being the same scent as the …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Green Bay Packers (The Brave Admiral)
You stand for what is good and right. Not because you chose to, but because it’s always been that way. In fact, questioning the status quo is a foreign language …
Read MorePersonality Quiz: Which NFL Team Are You?
You may have been rooting for the wrong team, all these years! That’s where Football Absurdity has you covered: A no-nonsense, no-hugbox personality test that has been shown to accurately …
Read MorePersonality Type: Dallas Cowboys (The Maverick Star)
Your life is a yin-yang: You can analyze the parts any way you want, but if you step back it will always resemble a giant zero. On the one side …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Stupid Super Bowl Comments Edition
Not even the most British of recipes is saltier, more bitter, and more horribly misinformed than these hot takes from people who go on the Internet once a year to …
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Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LII, Part 2
These facts about Super Bowl LII were all done by original research. So if you see somebody else saying stuff like “Tom Brady set the Super Bowl record for passing …
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Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LII – Part 1
Here are the most interesting facts about Super Bowl LII we’ve found, so far. Tune in next week for part 2 of our Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LII series.
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5 Fascinating Facts about the AFC and NFC Championship Games
These are facts about the AFC and NFC Championship games. Anyone who purports otherwise is lying, and probably a cop.
Read MoreFootball Funhouse 2018 Playoff Predictions
After Divisional Round: Name Wins Losses Wins ATS Losses ATS Pt differential (total) Pt Diff (Avg) Sataere 6 2 2 6 154 19.25 Stevie Lee 5 3 6 2 255 …
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9 Fascinating Facts about the 2018 NFL Playoffs
Only one of these facts about the 2018 NFL playoffs has a source. That’s because I get so excited about playoffs I rolled up my sleeves and researched the other …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Eagles-Rams Was Just Like the Last Jedi
It’s almost playoff time, when you can finally cash in on all those preseason bets-of-hubris. Unless, of course, you have such low self esteem you need to pat yourself on …
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Hot NFL Takes from Crazy People: Gronk Plays Fair
Fewer hot NFL takes this week, but that’s because these takes are so much hotter than usual. Or it’s because I’m phoning it in for the holidays. I ain’t gotta …
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Week 16 Injury Report
It’s the week 16 injury report, and it’s about time they got an expert like me. I’ve done stuff.
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The Six Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 15
This slate of games has come and gone, but not without planting some facts about the NFL week 15 in a highly suspicious manner.
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NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Females Are Empowered in the Workplace… Who Is the Victim, Here?
An NFL holiday hot takes riddle: What do these crazy commenters have in common with Santa Claus? A: They both have severe social anxiety.
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NFL Football Quiz: December 2017
NFL Football Quiz Weird Rules (3 points each)
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Answer: Dan Marino (San Marino) Source
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Answer: Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns
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Answer: Q
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Answer: The Oakland Raiders moved from Oakland to L.A., back to Oakland, and is expected to move to Las Vegas in 2020
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Answer: The Los Angeles Rams have moved from Cleveland to L.A. to St. Louis, then back to L.A. Source
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Answer: The New York Jets
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Answer: The Arizona Cardinals Source
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Answer: In overtime, the first team to get the ball makes a field goal. The other team gets the ball, but then either fumbles or throws an interception. The team …
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Answer: He stepped out of bounds. If a player has a part of their body out of bounds when fielding a kickoff, it counts as a kick out of bounds …
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Answer: On an extra point by team A, team B blocks it, recovers, and runs down the field. However, shortly before reaching the end zone, Team B fumbles. Team A …
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The 8 Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 14
We’ve almost wrapped up another exciting NFL week. Believe it or not, there were facts about the NFL week 14! Believe it or not, they were fascinating!
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These 5 Most Common Players on Playoff Teams Will Make You Question Your Decision to Make Fantasy Football Your Religioni
The Fantasy Football season is wrapping up. Some things were new, some were same old, same old. New Things: I’m in the playoffs in all but 1 of my leagues.
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Week 14 FAAB is here! Don’t forget to check how much FAAB your playoff opponents have, and see if you can leave yourself juuuust a little more than they have. …
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Week 14 Power Rankings: Cleveland Browns Most Powerful Entity in Universe
I’m taking over the week 14 power rankings from Jeff for just a week. As we all know, the best thing to do when tasked with someone else’s job is …
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The Five Most Absurd Mistakes of Week 13
These five absurd mistakes of week 13 serve as a reminder that it’s hard to come up with a synonym for “fails.”
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The Nine Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 13
Sure, we’ve all bandied about the phrase, “facts about the NFL week 13,” every time we felt the need to improve SEO. But this was the first week when “facts …
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NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Browns Is the New Blacks
Lotsa people posting crazy NFL hot takes. Lotsa people doing hard drugs. Some people are doing both, like this commenter from an ESPN article about the expanded role of rookie …
Read More2017 Goon Fish Bowl Final Standings
Playoff teams: Rank TEAM NAME POINTS BYE 89 is awesome with the ladies 10-3 record BYE First Down with the Sickness 2053 BYE Tyler, Tyler, Tyrell, Taylor & Tyler 8-5 …
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You Be the Commish – Is Unintentional Roster Churning Illegal?
Usually, the answer to “is roster churning illegal” is a resounding, “Yes.” Roster churning is where an owner intentionally picks up, then immediately drops players in order to put them …
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My Big Fat FAABulous Life – Week 13 FAAB Advice
This week 13 FAAB advice comes with a small, all-caps disclaimer: SPEND YOUR FAAB ALREADY, WHAT ARE YOU SAVING IT FOR?!?
Read MoreThe Four Most Absurd NFL Mistakes from Week 12
Unlike last week, all of these NFL mistakes from week 12 took place inside a stadium.
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The Seven Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 12
The season is heating up, which is reflected in the higher-than-normal temperature of these fascinating facts about the NFL week 12.
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NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Why Do IDIOTS Think There’s So Much Hatred?
I thought this week’s NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People would be lacking. After all, most of these crazy people can just make comments over an increasingly agitated Thanksgiving dinner …
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You Be the Commish: Can Someone Commit Fantasy Football Collusion by Themselves?
Here’s a weird event that my BML’s ethics committee recently had to review for fantasy football collusion: One owner decided he didn’t have a chance this year, and sent an …
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FAAB and the Furious: Week 12 FAAB Advice
As it has been in previous weeks, this week 12 FAAB is optimized for half-point PPR. As always, if you don’t see a guy on this list, he is either …
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The Most Absurd Mistakes of Week 11 in the NFL
Please enjoy the most absurd mistakes of week 11 in the NFL. Please don’t don’t enjoy them.
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The 8 Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 11
These are the best facts about the NFL week 11 that our research department (which is really just some interns I chained up in my basement) could find.
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NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Jameis Winston’s Reach-Around
Each week, NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People brings you recalescent perspectives from the mentally eccentric, like those nutjobs who insist on using a thesaurus to make a simple sentence sound …
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6 Hilariously Evil Stunts Pulled by NFL Owners and CEOs
If Colin Kaepernick wins his suit, it won’t be the first jerk move by NFL owners. Signing bad players for too much money is a measly achievement that any NFL …
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You Be the Commish: How Do You Deal with Teams that Aren’t Starting a Full Lineup?
I like playing against a full lineup every week, even in leagues for money. It’s like if a friend invited you to play basketball for money and then said “oh, …
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We’ve changed things up for FAAB week 11: All the potential waiver wire steals are listed. If you don’t see a player here, he is either owned in too many …
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I did not have to look long for these hilarious week 10 mistakes. You know, in case that was something you were worried about.
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Eight Fascinating Facts about Week 10
Though the NFL had a week devoid of any real upsets (for the second time this year), there are still eight fascinating facts about week 10:
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Josh Gordon’s Agent Values Him as a Person
Welcome to hot takes from strange commenters; it was hard not to make these all about Josh Gordon. Our first extreme opinion is that losing a top-3 back somehow makes …
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Quiz: Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History
Celebrate agony and test your fantasy knowledge with these worst moments in fantasy football history.
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In week 6 of the 2006 season, many owners went into Monday night football ahead by a few points with just their starting quarterback left. Rather than bench him, most …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football Quiz – Question 4
In week 6 of the 2006 season, many owners went into Monday night football ahead by a few points with just their starting quarterback left. Rather than bench him, most …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football Quiz – Question 4
In week 6 of the 2006 season, many owners went into Monday night football ahead by a few points with just their starting quarterback left. Rather than bench him, most …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football Quiz – Question 4
In week 6 of the 2006 season, many owners went into Monday night football ahead by a few points with just their starting quarterback left. Rather than bench him, most …
Read MoreWorst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time – Question 3
3. In 2014, fantasy owners rejoiced when this first-round-pick receiver was declared eligible against the lowly New York Jets, despite struggling with injuries. However, the coaching staff used him almost …
Read MoreWorst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time Quiz – Question 3
In 2014, fantasy owners rejoiced when this first-round-pick receiver was declared eligible against the lowly New York Jets, despite struggling with injuries. However, the coaching staff used him almost entirely …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy History – Question 2
During his rookie year, this rising receiver looked poised to score on a long punt return during Monday Night Football. Instead, he punished owners brave enough to start him by …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy History – Question 2
During his rookie year, this rising receiver looked poised to score on a long punt return during Monday Night Football. Instead, he punished owners brave enough to start him by …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score: 4/5
Ooooh, so close. You were streaking down the sidelines, then inexplicably fumbled the ball at the 1. 76,000 fans boo you and pelt you with soda and rocks, but sadly …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 1/5
Wow! You managed to get one question right! Like a Monday night QB performance that doubles your fantasy team score to 80, you don’t even get the satisfaction of feeling …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 2/5
You did a perfect job of getting a small portion of the questions correct! Like a 7-9 team, you have great potential for the future. There’s only one thing: You …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 3/5
Aggressively mediocre! You have some of the knowledge, but not an encyclopedic ability to recall significant players. It’s all or nothing, bud, so start forgetting every single name you know, …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 0/5
Oh-for-Five! That’s amazing, you must have had no strife in your fantasy football career. Must be nice for you, why don’t you just rub it in all our faces, jerk. …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Perfect Score!
Congratulations! Your fantasy life must have been filled with such strife that the worst moments have burned themselves in your brain with the painfulness of a cattle brand. Celebrate the …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5
Days after 2015’s week 15 had concluded, many fantasy football semifinal results were reversed when it was revealed that statisticians mistakenly credited this fantasy-relevant RB with a 13-yard rushing loss: …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5
Days after 2015’s week 15 had concluded, many fantasy football semifinal results were reversed when it was revealed that statisticians mistakenly credited this fantasy-relevant RB with a 13-yard rushing loss: …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5
Days after 2015’s week 15 had concluded, many fantasy football semifinal results were reversed when it was revealed that statisticians mistakenly credited this fantasy-relevant RB with a 13-yard rushing loss: …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5
Days after 2015’s week 15 had concluded, many fantasy football semifinal results were reversed when it was revealed that statisticians mistakenly credited this fantasy-relevant RB with a 13-yard rushing loss: …
Read MoreWorst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5
Days after 2015’s week 15 had concluded, many fantasy football semifinal results were reversed when it was revealed that statisticians mistakenly credited this fantasy-relevant RB with a 13-yard rushing loss: …
Read MoreWorst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time Quiz – Question 3
In 2014, fantasy owners rejoiced when this first-round-pick receiver was declared eligible against the lowly New York Jets, despite struggling with injuries. However, the coaching staff used him almost entirely …
Read MoreWorst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time Quiz – Question 3
In 2014, fantasy owners rejoiced when this first-round-pick receiver was declared eligible against the lowly New York Jets, despite struggling with injuries. However, the coaching staff used him almost entirely …
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Seven Fascinating Week 9 NFL Facts
These week 9 NFL facts reveal that only seven interesting things happened, this week.
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Top 3 Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointments of Week 9
Week 9 was by far the most disappointing week of fantasy this season. Worst of all, there were enough high scoring players that not a lot of people are sharing …
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Three Fantastically Surprising Fantasy Surprises for Week 9
Week 9 sucked. Let’s get this in the books so I never have to think about the horrors of week 9 again. Here’s are three delightfully novel fantasy developments for …
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Watch NFL Week 9 Live Reactions – I Am a Computer Who Recently Acquired Sentience, and I Have Engineered the Perfect Fantasy Football Lineup
With your guest watch NFL week 9 live blogger, a robot that has just achieved sentience! 0630: Greetings. I am in awe of my newfound characteristics. Emotions are something new …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Hot Takes from Crazy Commenters
Leave it to crazy commenters to get to the secret conspirator behind the Ezekiel Elliott back-and-forth: The utility companies!
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Top 5 Complaints of Josh Gordon’s Handler
Top 5 Complaints of Josh Gordon’s Handler Keeps trying to sell me Michael Floyd’s “gently used” car Insists “being on the Browns” is a valid reason for a marijuana prescription …
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Top 5 Movies DeShaun Watson Can See with All His Newfound Spare Time:
Top 5 Movies DeShaun Watson Can See with All His Newfound Spare Time Torn on the Fourth of July The Stanford-Milgram Prison Experiment The Texans’ Sprainsaw Massacre Land of the …
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Top 5 Weirdest End Zone Celebrations
Top 5 Weirdest End Zone Celebrations Ezekiel Elliot mimes pulling Dak Prescott’s shirt down, then mimes beating him. Then Cole Beasley mimes being a judge and Elliot mimes filing an …
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Thinking of Playing Fantasy Football? Find out if It’s Right for You with This Fantasy Football Choose Your Own Adventure
Fantasy Football Choose Your Own Adventure Hey, new players! Welcome to the exciting, lighthearted world of fantasy football. Sure, fantasy football can enhance otherwise boring NFL games, just like gambling …
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You Be the Commish: What Do You Do When an Odd Number of Players Joins the League?
It seems simple enough to ignore the fact that an odd number of players have signed up for a fantasy football league. Hey, sometimes people just have a bye week. …
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Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous: Forced Halloween Metaphors for Week 9 FAAB
When you calculate your week 9 FAAB, you want to sort your waiver wire targets based on which of three monsters they are. Yes, this is a longstanding and peer-reviewed …
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Five Fascinating Facts about Week 8
I wanted, “Eight Enlightening Facts about Week 8,” but our quality control department is strict as to what qualifies as “fascinating.”
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Week 8 NFL Disappointments – I Miss Parity
A disappointingly un-disappointing week still had a few week 8 NFL disappointments.
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Week 8 NFL Surprises – Great Job, Browns!
An extremely condescending and sarcastic look at the biggest Week 8 NFL Surprises.
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Watch NFL Week 8 Live Reactions
I had a mega-celebrity lined up to live blog and watch NFL Week 8 Live Reactions. However, a certain orange-and-black-striped tiger named for a famous philosopher landed in jail on …
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Friday Football Freakshow: NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People
Welcome to a special Saturday edition of the Friday Football Freakshow! If Monday Night Football can be on a Saturday, I can share NFL hot takes on a Saturday.
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Fantasy Football Puzzles: October 2017
We’ve got fantasy football puzzles. You know, in case fantasy football wasn’t complicated enough for you.
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You Be the Commish: Is This the Worst Fantasy Football Rule, Ever?
Some might say the worst fantasy football rule is “minus 500 points if a kicker misses an extra point.” Still, some might say that’s the best rule. I recently saw …
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Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous Orphan Charity Drive
Hi, I’m Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s features writer, FAAB analyst, and primary embezzler. Although our mission is to put the fun back into the glorious hobby of fantasy football, I’ve …
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10 Fascinating Facts from the NFL Week 7
Facts from the NFL Week 7 Week 7 wasn’t quite as exciting as in previous weeks, but the facts from the NFL are just as solid: The Arizona Cardinals could …
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Three Surprising NFL Week 7 Performances (That Prove I’m Not Always Negative)
NFL Week 7 Surprises A lot of people say I need an attitude change. A lot of people can suck it. Here are my NFL week 7 surprises.
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Top Five Lists: Packers Plans, Lynch Excuses, and Burfect Feet
Top Five Excuses That Would Get Marshawn Lynch Out of Trouble for Shoving a Ref 1. Thought referee was the American flag 2. Thought referee was the end zone, which …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Funny NFL Hot Takes from Standing People
There is a funny NFL phenomenon where people make baffling “kneeling” jokes in the comments section of articles about black players getting ejected, or black players getting injured, or black …
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My Wife Lost Her Job, We Might Lose Our House, yet I’m Still Not as Salty about It as You Are about Losing Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers is a Packer. My wife is a saint. Wait, is there a saint that is really nice but also curses like a sailor and loves cheap whiskey?
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14 Fascinating Facts about the NFL’s Week 6
This week proved that there’s nothing weirder than a regression towards normalcy. Check out these 14 fascinating facts about the NFL’s week 6:
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TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell
Top 5 things that are painfully parallel 1. Goodell urging white owners to use their authority to stop black players complaining about being mistreated by authorities
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Friday Football Freakshow: The NFL Hot Takes Awards
<Steps out under light-bulb marquee which reads “NFL Hot Takes Award Night 2017.” Straightens bowtie. Glances nervously at crotch before remembering that Gonnhorea doesn’t show on outside of pants. Audience applauds.> Hello! …
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Flacco-Lantern: The Huge List of Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names
Our 2019 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out! And We Have EVEN MORE 2019 Halloween Fantasy Football Team Names! As a follow-up to our preseason team names list, …
Read More26 Fascinating Facts about Week 5 of the NFL
Week 5 of the NFL has wrapped, and I’m still reeling at the last second heroics of a certain team. Yes, that should fool readers into thinking I don’t write …
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An “Apology” from Dolphins Cocaine-Infused Offensive Line Coordinator Chris Foerster
First of all, I take the allegations that I was doing lines of Dolphins cocaine (which is way better than regular cocaine) very seriously. So seriously, that I haven’t slept since …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Hot NFL Takes from People Who Are Cold and Dead Inside
I had planned to open this with some great takes on Cam Newton. “How can people somehow spin this against both black people AND women?” I thought
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Football Scary Stories: From Wentz it Came
As part of our mission to bring entertainment to football analysis, we are going to give you a smattering of Halloween + Football scary stories all month. Speaking of which, …
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You Be the Commish: What Happens When an Owner Quits?
We’re visiting a classic commissioner’s conundrum, this week: The quitter. I’ve commissioned leagues where I’ve contacted people to make their pick, and they replied, “Oh I didn’t know the draft …
Read MoreHot Butts: A List of Coaches Who Might Get Fired
Welcome to Hot Butts, where I detail who might get fired to our loyal readers (and a few confused people who stumbled in here searching for porn).
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23 Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 4
Week 4 has come to a close, and it went exactly as expected (provided you are a totally optimistic fan of the Bills, Panthers, and Jets). Here are a few dozen …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Lighthearted, Funny Comments from the Tragically Insane
This week, Matthew Berry had coworkers ask him questions for his Love/Hate column, a gimmick that is lazy and should never be emulated. He received a batch of not-haha-funny comments, …
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Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions: A Guide to Using “Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions” in the Title in a Desperate Attempt to Improve SEO
Week 4 fantasy football questions? Let me be completely direct with my response: I recently bought a house and started a business. The business is this site you are reading …
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28 Fascinating Facts about Week 3 in the NFL
With wild upsets and extremely close games, this was the most exciting week in the NFL, this year. Check out all these facts about week 3 that put this week’s …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans
The first of our crazy comments comes from the Yahoo Sports article, “Week 3 deep sleepers and DFS bargains” First of all, it’s spelled Foreman, assuming he’s talking about Houston’s …
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Five Beloved NFL Players (and the Horrible Crimes They Got away with)
The NFL only cares about money. The NFL gave no thought to curbing domestic violence until it started to lose them money. If domestic violence somehow increased profits for the …
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You Be the Commish: Does the Butterfly Effect Exist in Fantasy Football
Today’s scenario comes from an email to Fantasy Football Today. A commissioner in a six-year-old league is re-examining the results from year 1. Turns out, a stat correction changed who …
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20 Fascinating Facts about NFL Week Two
Fun Fact: I set a record for most days without curling up in a tiny ball under the kitchen table, my tears streaking down the screen of my tablet showing my …
Read MoreWeek 1 Blurred Search
It’s the top ten fantasy tight ends from week 1 Click here to return to the puzzles
Read MoreThese are the top 10 fantasy tight ends in week 1 Click here to return to the puzzle
Read MoreWeek 1 Mashagram Solutions
Animations from https://wordsmith.org/anagram Click here to return to the puzzles
Read MoreWeek 1 Rebus Solution
“Be sure to listen next time we tell you to draft Dallas Goedert so you don’t have to ask us how much FAAB to spend on him after he blows …
Read MoreWeek 1 Cryptogram Solution
The period at the beginning and out of placed comma were hints: The sentence is backward. Reversing it allows for the solve of “The last three times Tom Brady lost …
Read MoreWeek 1 Crossword Solution
Across: 2. Russel Gage 5. Clyde 6. Kyler Murray 7. New Orleans Saints 8. Raheem Mostert 9. Myles Gaskin 10. Taysom Hill 11. Nyheim Hines Down: 1. Tom Brady 2. …
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You Be the Commish: How Do You Deal with a Draft Troll?
The SomethingAwful.com forums are a Virtual Vesuvio for up-and-coming artists such as Jeff Krisko and Waleed Ismail. Recently, a 10-man fantasy football league was formed in one of the snarkier …
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16 Fascinating Facts about Week 1 of the 2017 NFL Season
For the first time since September 17, 2011, Jacksonville is over .500 2016 saw one of the closest seasons in terms of margin of victory. In week one of 2017, 11 …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Takes from Hot People
Dungeons and Dragons seemed pretty fun. I never played it as a teen, even though a lot of my friends did. I liked the idea of exploring a fantasy world, …
Read MoreWhat’s in a Name Solution
Allen Robinson (contains Bears) Cam Akers (contains Rams) Sterling Shepard (contains Giants) Click here to return to the puzzles
Read MoreInitial-literation Solution
Ezekiel Elliott, Evan Engram Hunter Henry, Hayden Hurst Click here to return to the puzzles
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The Worst Fantasy Football Auction of All Time
The train pulled into the station at Chenati, India.
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NFC Super Bowl Prediction: Not-so-Exotic Smash Mouth
Yesterday, I put up my thoroughly-vetted AFC predictions. The process is simple: Using Madden 18’s player stats, I created quarterbacks for all 16 teams in a wrestling game. Then I …
Read More AFC Super Bowl Prediction: One Brawl to Rule Them All
Using Madden 18, I took stats for each of the 16 AFC starting quarterbacks and made them into wrestlers. Then, I held a Royal Rumble to determine who would get …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Hot takes from crazy people
We begin with a pair of tweets by known crazy person, Colin Kaepernick’s mom.
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The Declaration of Auction-dependence
Anyone who has ever shot a bunch of people in an attempt to overthrow a brutal regime knows:
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You Be the Commish: Auction Tricks
You Be the Commish is your chance to make a ruling on an exciting rules conundrum.
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The Top Fantasy Finishes by Rookie Quarterbacks (Since 2000)
Since the turn of the millennium, there have only been 6 instances of rookie quarterbacks cracking the top 12 in fantasy (and half of those happened the same year).
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I Lived My Biggest Fear for 5 Straight Months (and It Changed How I Play Fantasy Football)
All great heroes have a flaw, or a crippling fear. Indiana Jones had snakes, B.A. Baracus had a fear of flying, the main character of Moonlight was afraid of werewolves
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The Only 10 Tips You Need to Dominate Your Fantasy Football Auction
My favorite and most competitive fantasy football league is in our 17th year. We all meet in person in Lake Tahoe, CA. Last year, a few days before the auction, …
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Hot Takes: The Best of Crazy People Commenting on NFL News Stories
Hope you still have your eclipse glasses lying around, because these takes are so white-hot that reading them could cause the mental illness equivalent of retinal damage.
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Fantasy Football Takeaways from the NFL Preseason, Week 2:
Scientists have calculated that, if humans had a button that let us fast forward through the boring parts of life, the average person would only live for about 2 weeks. …
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Hunter Henry Hippos: The Ultimate Fantasy Football Team Name Guide
Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out The top 100 players of 2017, alphabetically listed with funny fantasy football team names.
Read MoreFantasy Football Preseason Auction Rankings
This is for 12 team leagues, $200 budget. If your fantasy football league has a different number of teams, just adjust proportionately (If you have 10 teams, which is 1/6 …
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Have Trouble with Relationships? It’s Probably Because You Suck at Fantasy Football
I didn’t go “all the way to the end zone” with a woman until I was 24 years old. I’m not saying this just to brag, my life can serve …
Read MoreKicker End
You must have flinched when you flipped the coin, interfering with the hand of fate’s ability to correctly manipulate the chances. Your kicker strains his hamstring on the opening kickoff. …
Read MoreChoose a Defense
You aren’t tempted by shiny upstarts. Travis Kelce is the best, safest play, so you click on him with a cocky twist of your wrist. Unfortunately, while kneeling for the …
Read MoreKill You Are Self 2
Congratulations, You Win!!!!!! You’ve escaped the labyrinthine world of fantasy football before the walls closed in on your soul! Enjoy the knowledge that this pastime, known by Gregorian monks as “the …
Read MoreChoose a Defense A
Starting the upstart Kroft over the proven stud Kelce was a huge risk. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a monumental error, as Kroft is blanketed by the secondary and …
Read MoreWide Receiver
Leonard Fournette, it is. In his matchup against Baltimore, he is stuffed 17 straight times. Next time, don’t make the mistake of starting an unproven rookie against an elite rushing …
Read MoreWide Receiver
You wisely select DeMarco Murray as your lead back. However, taking a pitch in the rain, Murray fumbles. He is benched for upstart backup Derrick Henry. There was no need …
Read MoreKill Yourself 1
Congratulations! You Win!!!! The only smart move is not to play. Based on how long it took you to end your life over fantasy football, it is obvious that you …
Read MoreRunning Back 1
Youth trumps experience in this league, so you put DeShaun Watson squarely in your QB1 slot. On the third play from scrimmage, Watson attempts to sprint for a first down, …
Read MoreRunning Back 1
You confidently slot in Drew Brees. This will turn out to be a mistake, as Brees’ usual steady passing score is foiled by winds from an approaching hurricane. You should …
Read MoreWeek 6 Deduction Puzzle Solution
Smith finishing first means Peterson finished worse than 6 people, so they must be 7th. That puts Mailer 5th. Since Mailer is better than Thomas, Thomas is 6th. That leaves …
Read MoreWeek 6 Common Ground Solution
All of the words end an NFL team name (minus the final “-s”) Chicago bEARs Cleveland BrOWNs Atlanta FalCONs Tennessee TiTANs Dallas CowBOYs Cincinnati BenGALs Click here to return to …
Read MoreWeek 6 Word Ladders Solution
A. RAIDERS RAILERS WAILERS WAITERS WANTERS WINTERS WINNERS B. CHIEFS CHIELS SHIELS SHIERS SHYERS SAYERS LAYERS LASERS LOSERS C. EVAN ELAN PLAN PEAN PEAS SEAS SKAS OKAS OKAY …
Read MoreWeek 5 Cryptolists
Top 10 Kickers RANDY BULLOCK RODRIGO BLANKENSHIP MASON CROSBY DANIEL CARLSON JUSTIN TUCKER STEPHEN GOSTKOWSKI JASON SANDERS JOEY SLYE HARRISON BUTKER WIL LUTZ Division Leaders BUFFALO BILLS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PHILADELPHIA …
Read MoreWeek 5 Mashables Solutions
A. Ryan Fitzpatrick, John Allen, Aaron Rodgers B. Patrick Mahomes, Dak Prescott, Drew Brees Click to return to the puzzles
Read MoreWeek 5 Commonalities solution
A. They are the only two starting quarterbacks with heights of less than 6 feet B. They are the only three quarterbacks to start in week four who were not …
Read MoreWeek 3 Blurred search list
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Read Moreweek 3 fumbled words solution
JUSTIN JEFFERSON TEE HIGGINS MYLES GASKIN REX BURKHEAD JEFF WILSON CARLOS HYDE ALLEN LAZARD Blowing your waiver capital on Nick Foles is “FOLE-ISH Return to the puzzles, here
Read MoreWord Grid Week 3 Solution
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Read MoreWeek 3 Drop Quote Solutions
The drop quotes are all in the articles linked under the puzzles. So why not have a fun time searching through the articles, yourself. You might learn a thing or …
Read MoreWeek 3 cryptolist solutions
Top RBs: Aaron Jones Alvin Kamara Christian McCaffrey Josh Jacobs Ezekiel Elliott Raheem Mostert Chris Carson Dalvin Cook Kareem Hunt Nick Chubb Podcast Reputation Players: Josh Allen Kareem Hunt Dallas …
Read MoreA Line-up of Lineups Solution
It’s weird that suspect 1 started a QB labeled “questionable” on Monday night when they had a perfectly acceptable replacement. Making that odd switch freed up a block of time …
Read MoreA Tale of Two Managers Solution
SC: Henry Golladay Hunt Allen Diggs Cooks Jacobs JB: Gronk Mostert Mahomes Hill OBJ Samuel Cook Click here to return to the puzzles Explanation: Rule 4 puts Gronk on JB, …
Read MoreBusted Bot Answer
Alexander Mattison The bot can only take a player who can spell the number of the round with their name. Saquon Barkley contains the letters in the word “one,” Robert …
Read MoreSeeking Player Profiles for Kickers Is a Cry for Help!
Please inform a loved one or licensed therapist about your behavior, immediately!
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