
Episode 106: “January 20, 1981”
Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!
Read MoreSo we have a popular Discord where we give superflex auction/salary cap strategy advice. Lately, 9/10 people looking for advice have leagues with a glaring vulnerability that can be easily …
Read MoreHello! Beer is taking the year off to handle some real-life stuff. But we’ve been working hard with the Beersheets dev, and we have a replacement that does exactly the …
Read MoreI’ve been running auctions with all humans to get data that hasn’t been infested by horribly-bidding bots. It lives here: 10-Team All-Human Auction Data 12-Team All-Human Auction Data
Read MoreClick here if you want to jump directly to my strategy and skip my sharing of my thoughts which are TOTALLY NORMAL AND NEITHER “UNHINGED” NOR “INSANE,” ANNIE! I’m going …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Rachaad White finished 2022 as RB38 …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Let’s talk about Trevor Lawrence, or …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Today, we take a look at …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. In the last half of the …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Kirk Cousins was QB7 last year. …
Read MoreClick here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …
Read MoreClick here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …
Read MoreAfter only 15 picks in your salary cap/auction draft, this tool will tell you which WR is going to go for a steal, later.
Read MoreWhen doing an online auction using ESPN or Yahoo, the two most popular sources, it’s important to know the differences. For instance, last year, ESPN was criminally low on both …
Read MoreThere comes a time in every now-collapsed society when a symbol appears of their impending doom: Hawaiians seeing the ships of European explorers bringing all sorts of new disease over …
Read MoreIt may be May, but I’ve already been hard at work researching actual mock auction data. I’ve done five 10-team mocks with almost all or all humans (I don’t have …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler’s annual Discord Darling reveal is here! Will this player be the next 2020 Josh Allen (also a Hoovler Discord Darling)?
Read MoreEvan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler breaks down the 2023 rookie quarterbacks for Superflex redraft leagues.
Read MoreEvan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to do the very last possible mock draft! Let’s go, NFL Draft! We invite you to join …
Read MoreFootball Absurdity’s Evan Hoovler takes a dive into the 5 teams he thinks could draft Bijan Robinson and immediately vault him into fantasy football super-stardom.
Read MoreCongrats on making the finals, or condolences on making the third-place game in your leagues! I want to do my best to make sure you cross the finish line, so …
Read MoreLet’s start by reviewing how I did last week. I have not been looking forward to this, but now it’s going to happen. Right after the end of this sentence …
Read MoreLet’s start by reviewing last week’s calls QB: Start Jared Goff. Finished: QB3 That’s a hit! Sit Daniel Jones Finished: QB11 That’s a miss! RB: Start D’Onta Foreman Finished: RB24 …
Read MoreI’m taking over this slot from Jeff Krisko. So get ready to be in awe of my laser-accurate predictions! Unless I’m wrong, then let’s blame Jeff. It is week 14 …
Read MoreIf you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …
Read MoreMaking a great fantasy football salary cap team is just like budgeting and buying items for a barbecue. If that abstract analogy has been enough to already convince you, download the …
Read MoreHi! If you don’t know me by now: I’m Evan Hoovler, the hardest mockin’ person in the Salary Cap Business! I mock so much. Today my doctor told me to …
Read MoreHi! I’m Evan Hoovler. If you don’t know me by now: I’m that guy who mock salary cap drafts all the time. Like All. The. Time. My wife says it’s …
Read MoreIf you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …
Read MoreLast updated: 7/16/22 **CONFIDENTIAL** This is for Football Absurdity readers only. If you are a member of my Big Money League KEEP OUT! In 2019 I was bummed: I hadn’t …
Read MoreYou probably came here because you want a 2022 fantasy football salary cap values chart that you can use to easily stay competitive in your league without studying too hard. …
Read MoreTrying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …
Read MoreDespite going 12-for-26 on Thursday Night Football, Jalen Hurts was all smiles in his post-game press conference. “I put a lot of great tape out there,” Hurts commented in response …
Read MoreAfter taking over in the third quarter of yesterday’s Thursday Night Football, Geno Smith put on an amazing 98-yard drive. I’m calling it now: He will win the 2021 NFL …
Read MoreFour games into the regular season, it’s clear the new Jacksonville HC has a severe case of what scientists are calling Seanpeytonitis. Namely, Meyer makes decisions not based on what …
Read More[Co-Authors: Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Joshua H., Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach] It’s that time of the year! Well, actually, it’s …
Read MoreAnimal rights activists are hootin’ about an alleged safari undertaken by the Carolina Panthers on Thursday Night. The NFC South first-place team cornered a wild Giraffe and threw him to …
Read More[Co-written by Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Tony Martin, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach (just Zach)] No, these aren’t team names …
Read MoreEvan’s note: All apologies for the rougher format of this one. Our usual producer was called out of town suddenly and Skype went utterly haywire in the beginning. The content …
Read More[This list written by: Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Joseph Leszkowicz, Joshua H, Evan Hoovler, and Bryan Sclar] We’re back for the newest iteration of our ongoing Covid fantasy football team names. …
Read MoreI’m going to say something that sounds crazy, and you are going to say, “you’re a liar!” Then I’m going to say, “no really, it’s true!” Then you’re going to …
Read MoreJustin Fields is adjusting to his new football life in Chicago just fine, but that’s not the only sport he’s interested in. Fields could not be reached for contact, Wednesday. …
Read MoreScientists at Football Absurdity Labs released a stunning research paper earlier today. By carefully simulating the NFL season, they were able to conclusively determine that this year’s biggest fantasy football …
Read MoreMore info is coming out about Tom Brady’s superhuman 2020 year. It turns out that his knee tear wasn’t the only thing that had to be taped into place. Sources …
Read MoreHere’s the scuttlebutt: In attempts to get their star players to clear the NFL Covid protocol, some teams have resorted to treachery. That’s the scuttle. The issue deals with where …
Read MoreFootball Absurdity recently partnered with our favorite forums: SomethingAwful.com. The goal was simple: Fill a 2QB auction with 10 managers who would stick around for at least most of the …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreKev Mahserejian (@rotosurgeon) of The Operating Room Podcast, The Game Day, and Rotoballer, Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode to discuss the NFC …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreBEERSHEETS ARE LIVE Jeff will be doing a live stream with @Beersheets to show off our shiny new toy on Wednesday afternoon at twitch.tv/footballabsurdity. Follow and Subscribe so you don’t …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreThis profile is sponsored by Vinnie’s Pizzaria. Mention this player profile when you order a pizza for a free topping of corn! As we gear up to the start of …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAre you ready for Football Absurdity to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy football drafts? Will Trevor Lawrence make a fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreThe boys welcome in Joe Pisapia (@JoePisapia17) of Fantasy Pros, the Fantasy Football Black Books and Fantasy Baseball Black Books, and Sports Grid to the podcast! He joins Mike (@rflredzone), …
Read MoreAn incident has set afire the always chic and modern fashion capital known as Green Bay, Wisconsin. Quarterback Aaron Rodgers finally attended the Packers’ minicamp on Wednesday morning. He was …
Read MoreThe year was 2019, and something was wrong. I know, I know: Something incredibly wrong was coming in 2020, but this is an article about fantasy football, keep up. In …
Read MoreEvan (@evanhoovler) returns to the podcast! He joins Mike (@rflredzone), Walker (@bigdaddydrix), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) to discuss the best value picks from rounds 6 through 10, as well as some …
Read More(Updated 8/27/2021) IMPORTANT: We strongly recommend you read the strategy part of this article. If you skip straight to the 2021 fantasy football auction values chart, then bid to each …
Read MoreWaleed (@iamthewaleed) joins Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode to do their first post-NFL draft mock draft. You can find the results here! If …
Read MoreI usually do Yahoo mock auctions (and auctions at several other platforms) to get a feel about how auctions could flow. I amass hundreds of mocks then use that data …
Read MoreGreetings, humans (and that NFL articles bot, you know whom you are!) So there’s this website, nflinsidenews. WARNING: If you go there, say no to every single popup. They copy-paste …
Read MoreThe 2021 NFL schedule is here! This is the first time I actually start to seriously consider the landscape of fantasy football auction strategies. Every other analyst will do this …
Read MoreThe moon landing… The Nixon-Kennedy debate… that thing when Geraldo went into a mental hospital and found dozens of naked, fecal-caked inmates. Monumental moments in broadcasting. This pantheon of greatness …
Read MoreYou may have not even thought about 2021 auction strategy tips yet. But I have been thinking about it since January. Now that the NFL draft has concluded, I am …
Read MoreThroughout the modern era, carnival barkers have used freak show exhibits to bring in paying customers. Jacksonville coach Urban Meyer is continuing this tradition. The Jags are signing former QB …
Read MoreThe boys have a special guest! Kent Platte (@MathBomb) joins Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode. The guys discuss Kent’s Relative Athletic Score …
Read MoreYou might be planning on printing out these 2021 superflex dynasty auction values. You might be thinking of sitting at the auction table, bidding up to the values listed on …
Read MoreBig to-doin’s in Phoenix today. The Arizona GOP has contracted a company named Binary Samurai to go over the results of the 2015 NFL MVP vote. That vote saw Carolina’s …
Read MoreIf you’re like me, you currently have mock fantasy football auctions open in three different windows. Yeah, you’re not like me. And that’s great! Let me do all the hard …
Read MoreMay 5, 2021 Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America I will not be continuing my career with the Green Bay “Meat” Packers. Many …
Read MoreAll across the United States, citizens took to the streets to celebrate the return of Mock auction drafts. Spontaneous dance parties broke out, and many were moved to tears. “I’m …
Read MoreAfter trading up to the third pick in the 2021 NFL draft, the 49ers seemed honed in on taking a quarterback. Then they were linked to Mac Jones. Then everybody …
Read MoreSeriously, people! My neighbors always know when my newest mock draft is published. They aren’t football fans or anything: They can just tell because a slew of TAXPAYER FUNDED vehicles …
Read MoreThis article brought to you by Laverne’s (TM) Steakhouse: Now serving women! Only at Laverne’s (TM)! The anticipation is palpable as fans everywhere gear up for Thursday’s NFL Draft. Speculation abounds as to where …
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Read MoreIt’s almost time for the NFL draft when analysts collectively emerge from their three-month nap. Stay ahead of them with our first 2021 fantasy sleepers list. Dominate the late rounds …
Read MoreThings went from worse to worserer for longtime Patriot slotman Julian Edelman. The three-time Super Bowl champ announced his retirement after getting released by the Patriots for failing his physical. …
Read MoreMike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) get back on the normal schedule for the podcast by talking about the 2021 rookie wide receiver class, with their …
Read MoreFresh off his successful hosting of Jeopardy!!!!! Aaron Rodgers expressed plans to create more of a footprint into the game show universe. “I could turn those letters around faster than anyone,” Rodgers …
Read MoreIn 1972, the Atlanta Falcons drafted John Wayne. We expect a similar celebrity pick in the first round of the 2021 NFL draft. Roger Goodell will approach the podium and …
Read MoreFresh on the heels of adding a 17th game to the schedule, the NFL has announced more plans to tinker. Roger Goodell says the NFL is exploring the idea of …
Read MoreAdam Gase can finally roleplay being a head coach again! The latest edition of Dungeons & Dragons, which I am totally too cool to know what it is, will feature …
Read MoreWhile the middle of April is usually the deadest period for breaking NFL news, 2021 is turning out differently. New Texan Shaq Lawson learned of the team’s switch from 3-4 …
Read MoreMock 2021 NFL Draft Part 1 Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 2 Wow! We’ve finally reached the end of our 1-round Mock 2021 NFL Draft! Peachy! For those of you …
Read More2021 Mock NFL Draft. Part 1 Will the QB streak continue? Here we go with picks 13-24 of the 2021 NFL Draft! 2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2 13. Los …
Read MoreWe spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
Read MorePenn State recently had their Pro Day. Aspiring NFL draft prospects could show scouts how they would do if there was a Combine. Among them was top-rated linebacker Micah Parsons. …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler (@evanhoovler), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) finish their talk about the free agency period with part two of their free agency frenzy covering …
Read MoreNot content with flipping draft picks more often than a pillow on a hot night, Miami announced a new trade Monday. The extravagant Miami Dolphins trade involves several other teams, …
Read MoreThe NFL Combine for coaches was held this week, and a lot of NFL teams are rethinking their leadership. The disappointing performance of over 30 head coaches in Combine activities …
Read MoreYou know how on a hot day you don’t want to jump in the kiddy pool in your backyard because it’s too cold? So you wait around until it warms …
Read MoreFor decades, the National Institute of Standards and Technology has maintained the official Irony Meter. Sitting right next to the Atomic Clock, the Irony Meter (IM) detects when things are …
Read MoreWith NFL free agency hitting its second week, veteran receiver T.Y. Hilton has not signed with a team. He recently opened up to media about his absent contract, claiming it …
Read MoreThe pandemic is not quite over, and the National Football League is doing its part to prevent another outbreak. In recent years, the NFL draft was held in Philadelphia and …
Read MoreBears QB legends will be on full display, as the team unveiled a special hall-of-fame room dedicated to the position. Diehard Chicago fans cut the opening ribbon after moving aside …
Read MoreThere has been a flurry of Patriots signings within the past 48 hours, and that storm doesn’t seem to be waning. Early Tuesday morning, New England reached an agreement to …
Read MoreDrew Brees retires and makes huge headlines. A far smaller story is that Taysom Hill renegotiated his contract. The new contract is four years, $140 million BUT the Saints can …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) talk about the 2020 rookies before looking forward to free agency next week. If you want to hear more, …
Read MoreThis week, the Kansas City Chiefs released their two starting tackles and starting center. It’s a shocking offensive line move some are calling a huge vote of confidence for their …
Read MoreThe NFL awarded draft slots for teams that lost free agents in 2020. Four Cowboys compensatory picks were given. “We’ve hit the jackpot!” Exclaimed team owner Jerry Jones, whose Wikipedia …
Read MoreErectile dysfunction commercials talk about seeing a doctor if you put a pill in your mouth and you have an erection lasting more than four hours. But what if you …
Read MoreIn quantum physics, there is a theorem called the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. Basically, the more we analyze a confusing system, the more uncertain that system becomes. This is as applicable …
Read MoreThe NFL’s worst-performing franchise, the Jacksonville Jaguars, issued the franchise tag designation on local fan Sam Simma. The longtime Jacksonville native recently gained fame as the only Floridian who doesn’t …
Read MoreMona Charen is policy editor for The Bulwark magazine because that is apparently a real job. She once said, “I think we should probably retire the phrase ‘cancel culture’ at this …
Read MoreSomeone recently looked at the landscape of sports and decided that this time a new football league wouldn’t implode into yet another giant mess. The FCF is a new football …
Read MoreNormally by this time, the NFL Combine would have wrapped. Tons of numbers would be available reflecting speed tests, strength tests, and drug screenings. Pundits would be debating stats and …
Read MoreIt’s been a tough road for New York Jets fans: Their head coach and offensive coordinator were horrible. They haven’t had a reliable long-term quarterback since humans first walked on …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) are joined by Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in his debut episode of the podcast to talk coaching hires and so …
Read MoreSuper Bowl 2021 Facts Those are our final batch of 2021 Super Bowl facts! This concludes our fascinating facts for the season. But it …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) talk about the AFC and NFC Championship Games and the inevitable march toward death that will be dotted with …
Read MoreSo that’s part one of our facts about the 2021 Super Bowl. I have to write another one next week. I say, “have …
Read More2021 Conference Championships Facts That’s it for 2021 conference championships facts. The next two weeks I’ll have delicious Super Bowl …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) talk about the first round of the playoffs, give some picks, and look forward to the divisional round’s games …
Read More2021 NFL Divisional Playoffs Facts Those sure were some interesting 2021 divisional playoffs facts, huh? There were 11 of them! Fact: 11 is a number. Bonus Fact: 300 is the …
Read MoreThat there are NFL playoffs at all is the best of these 2021 wild card facts! Well, recalibrate your fascin-o-meters, because it’s here. We’ve got a whopping 6 different wild-card …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) give out some awards for Best Waiver Wire Pickup, Worst Waiver Wire Pickup, Best Double Digit Round Pickup, Biggest …
Read MoreThis list was co-written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar. Congrats on winning your fantasy football league! Hopefully, you …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss a full slate of fantasy football goodness for the Christmas weekend and the fantasy football championships. This podcast …
Read MoreHoliday movies make for the perfect fantasy appeal. After all, they evoke nostalgia and sentiment. When your fantasy football opponent sees your team name, it will cause them to remember …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLrezone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 14, review TNF and submit their DFS lineups for week 15 This podcast is sponsored …
Read MoreIt’s that time of the week when we read crazy comments about the NFL to distract us from our day jobs (reading crazy comments about politics). Since the season is …
Read MoreIt’s a good time for holiday gift fantasy football team names! This list was co-authored by Ken Bakken, Evan Hoovler, and Joseph Leszkowicz. Like capitalism, Santa Claus is our God …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Waleed (@IamTheWaleed) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 14, review TNF and submit their DFS lineups for week 14. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKE! This …
Read MoreIt’s time for another week of Hot Takes, this time from Crazy People. Actually, it’s from crazy people every time, because those takes are hilarious. Like this one: It’s sad because they make …
Read MoreThis Santa Claus fantasy football team names list co-written by: Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar Now, Dissler! Now, Dancler! Now, Prater and Mixon! On, Kmet! On Kuppid! …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 13, review the weird Wednesday Football game and submit their DFS lineups for week 13. This …
Read MoreHot Takes from Crazy People is where I take a look at the most hilariously outrageous comments in articles about the NFL. Josh Gordon has been cleared to return to …
Read MoreNot just Christmas song fantasy team names, we’ve got other holiday themes, too! This list was co-authored by: Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar The …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 12, review the two games that actually happened on Thanksgiving, discuss the Baltimore Plaguens, and submit …
Read MoreSo a bizarre fantasy happening, even for 2020, transpired over the past week. It happened on ESPN regarding Taysom Hill’s tight end eligibility. We’re going to break it down step …
Read More[This list co-authored by Ken Bakken, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar] Saying “2020 is weird” would be the understatement of the year. But one thing that’s …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week ten, recap SEA-ARI Thursday Night Football Matchup. Finally, they submit their DFS lineups! This podcast is …
Read MoreThese are the times that try Evan Hoovler’s souls. First of all, I get a lot of these Hot Takes from Crazy People from FoxNews. However, a lot of people …
Read MoreThis breakout players fantasy football team names list co-written by: Ken Bakken, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, and Amanda Rez This week, our team names list focuses on fantasy football breakout …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week ten, recap the actually-good TEN-IND Thursday Night Football Matchup. What do we do with Jonathan Taylor? …
Read MoreWelcome to my weekly culling of crazy hot takes in NFL articles on The Internet! Fun fact: This series was originally pitched as “Friday Football Freakshow,” which is why it …
Read MoreThis beer-themed fantasy team names list written by: Ken Bakken, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Nick Carter, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar If you like fantasy football, you’ll LOVE feeling soul-crushing …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week nine, recap the truly dreadful Thursday Night Football matchup between the 49ers and the Packers. Finally, …
Read MoreWelcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People! This is where I find hysterically horrendous comments in articles about the NFL, all to justify my drinking problem! The following unbearably sexist comment, …
Read More[This list was written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar] If you’re like me, when you’re not fishing cigarettes out …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week eight, recap the truly dreadful Thursday Night Football matchup between the Panthers and the Falcons. Jeff …
Read MoreWelcome to a spooooky and weeeeeeird Hot Takes from Crazy People. This column is where I curate the funniest left-field comments from articles about the NFL. A lot of people …
Read MoreIt’s time for fantasy football’s week 8 puzzles. These will tease your brain so hard you might end up in the concussion protocol! 1. Name that Player With 3 touchdowns …
Read MoreThis Halloween Fantasy Team Names List Was Written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang What a season it’s been for our …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week seven, recap the truly dreadful Thursday Night Football matchup between the Giants and Eagles. Finally, they …
Read MoreIt’s another round of Hot Takes from Crazy People, a public service we do to remind people not to go into internet comments sections. It’s not safe, you might run into …
Read MoreFantasy football puzzles, week 7 edition! The Eagles-Giants game has the potential to cause a lobotomy. Let’s keep our brains sharp for the weekends’ sit/start decisions with some mind teasers. …
Read More[This list written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar] Something about this highly contagious pandemic makes us think about taking goodies …
Read MoreDad, here, with the week 6 injury report! Yes I am your real dad and I’ll prove it: “Hi hungry, I’m Dad!” Who else would know that one but your …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week six, Lev Bell ruining CEH’s season, the incessant coronavirus news, Evan gets a nickname repeatedly vetoed …
Read MoreWelcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People, where I collect hilariously off-target posts from articles about the NFL. Most of this week’s Hot Takes comes from one Facebook post, but …
Read MoreIn our fantasy football puzzles, Week 6 edition, we’ve got a trio of new head-scratchers that touch on the subjects of words, logic, and fun! 1. Common Ground What NFL-related …
Read More[Written by: Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang] October means horror movie fantasy football team names. This October means a …
Read MoreFirst of all: I resent the title Week 5 Injury Report by a Guy with Every Inferiority Complex. That’s just fake news by the mainstream media who wants to downplay the …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week five, the incessant coronavirus news, and an old man forgetting what he was doing during the …
Read MoreComing in for a landing like a plane crash, it’s this week’s Hot Takes from Crazy People. For those of you new to this mind-voiding series, this is where I …
Read MoreIt’s a great month for those who hold stock in large, bolded font because politics and pandemics are making headlines at record rates! That’s why we quickly brainstormed this COVID-19/debate …
Read MoreIt’s time for fantasy football puzzles: week 5 edition! If you like fantasy football, and you also like puzzles, you’ll love these. If not, you’re mean! Puzzle 1: Commonalities A. …
Read More[This list written by: Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, and Amanda Rez] Video games give the player the illusion of control. This …
Read MoreAlright: Week 4 injury report time. Let’s get through this before I’m too inebriated to type. An exciting race against time! Week 4 Injury Report Quarterbacks “Is Jimmy Garoppolo playing?” …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) kick off the week four podcast discussion with the Titans-Steelers COVID postponement. Then, they talk the Thursday Night Football Broncos-Jets …
Read MoreWelcome Hot Takes from Crazy People: Thank You, Mr. President. This is where I comb the comments sections of articles about the NFL to find the hottest, worst opinions. One …
Read MoreWelcome to our week 4 fantasy football puzzles page! For those of you who may be new to these puzzles, let me explain: These are puzzles that involve fantasy football. Sometimes they …
Read More[This list written by Ken Bakken, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang] Trump! Biden! U.S. presidential debate fantasy football team names! Restating the title of …
Read More[Written by Ken Biddek, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar] This list of presidential election fantasy football team names makes me …
Read MoreWhattup, subscribers: It’s ya’ boy, Shakey here. Comin’ in hot with the week three injury report stuffed FULL of all the “forsooth’s” and “thine’s” you can handle. Week Three Injury …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) kick off the week three podcast discussion with the Thursday Night Football Jags-Dolphins matchup ramifications. What did TNF mean for …
Read MoreWelcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People: Trump Twenny Twenny. This is where I comb through the comments section of articles about the NFL, armed with only my laptop and a …
Read MoreIt’s the middle of the week, we are on an island as far away from Sunday’s boatload of games as possible. To keep your minds sharp, try these week 3 …
Read More[This list was written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Bryan Sclar] We did Pokemon fantasy football team names a few weeks ago. Pokemon means …
Read MoreEach Saturday we have a guest author write the Football Absurdity injury report. This author is totally, 100% real and not just a product of Evan Hoovler’s fragmented, hungover mind. …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss week two and the Thursday Night Football Browns-Bengals matchup ramifications. What did TNF mean for the Browns running backs? …
Read More[This list was collectively written by Ken Bakken, Jimmy Brown, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang] Welcome to our weekly series! …
Read MoreWelcome to NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People, the series where I dive into comments sections for articles about the NFL, go insane, drink a lot, sober up, drink a …
Read More1. Fantasy Football Puzzles: Crossword These fantasy football puzzles reflect top performances in week 1. Use your super-smart brains to solve all of them then share them with your leaguemates …
Read MoreJoyous tidings, everyone! I’ve just taken a break from baking a soufflé with my wife and sons to bring you the week 1 injury report. Before I begin, remember: Life …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss THE FIRST WEEK OF FANTASY FOOTBALL and the Thursday Night Football Chiefs-Texans matchup ramifications. What did TNF mean for …
Read MoreWelcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People, where I trawl the comments section of NFL articles to find you the most entertainingly out-to-lunch posts. “The void” is currently “gazing into …
Read MoreAuthors: Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, Evan Hoovler, Jimmy Brown, Julia Tang, and Nick Carter Helaire for Trub-le And Mack it double To protect the Gurld from Devinstation To unite all …
Read MoreFantasy Football Puzzles #1: Busted Bot The first of our fantasy football puzzles concerns a bot you’re drafting with. It has a really weird rule for every player they pick. …
Read MoreThe guys run through the news of the week and PLANT SOME DANG FLAGS IN SOME PLAYERS This podcast is sponsored by FAN DUEL. Go ahead and get into the …
Read MoreAuction strategy for 14 team leagues has a few key, but easy to figure out, differences than auctions for smaller leagues, and we’ve got a winning strategy! For those who are …
Read MoreHow to Win at Fantasy Football I know the secret of how to win at fantasy football. I have won every league I’ve been in, beaten every head-to-head opponent I’ve …
Read MoreI put a lot of thought into this 2 QB fantasy football auction strategy guide, but I put even more thought into which cutesy pun to put into the title. …
Read MoreWelcome to Drafts On Tap, where I record me running through my fantasy football auction strategy with ample commentary. We now have a permanent co-host! Every week, Football Absurdity co-owner …
Read MoreCOVID Fantasy Football Team Names These COVID fantasy football team names were co-authored by Jimmy Brown, Evan Hoovler, Jason Lu, and Bryan Sclar Please note: We are in no way making …
Read MoreA lot of people have been hopping into our Discord to ask for tweaks on BBQ strategy, my 2020 fantasy football auction values chart, their specific league settings, and Grrl …
Read MoreWelcome to Drafts On Tap, where I record me doing an entire mock auction with ample commentary. We now have a permanent co-host! Every week, Football Absurdity co-owner Waleed Ismail …
Read MoreBEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN TO THE FANTASY FOOTBALL AUCTION VALUES PLEASE NOTE: These fantasy football auction values aren’t to be used like rankings sheets. This is because they are to …
Read MoreUpdated 7/30/20 New: Watch me do a live mock auction with commentary every Friday at 6 PM PST. Check out past recordings, here. Welcome, one and all, to our most …
Read MoreWelcome to Drafts On Tap, where I record me doing an entire mock auction with ample commentary. In this inaugural episode I encounter the first-ever deviancy from what I thought was …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike (@RFLRedZone), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) continue their running back series. What do the new NFL and NFLPA guidelines for training camp mean for players? Who …
Read MoreThe Award Curse is the increased likelihood for a player to have a down year after winning a big award like MVP or Rookie of the Year. Actually, “award curse” …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Waleed (@IAmTheWaleed), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) talk all about auctions. Strategy, thoughts, values, and all manner of minutiae! Check out Evan’s Auction Values and his Barbecue …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreUpdated 7/4/20 Welcome, one and all, to our most popular article that doesn’t have “Beersheets” in the title! It’s the 2020 fantasy football auction values chart! If you want an …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAll Rise for the Fantasy Football Auction Mock Report for June 19, 2020! “Will you mock a little faster?” said an owner to a drafter, “There’s a player I hate …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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