
What to Remember for Fantasy Football: The 2024 Arizona Cardinals
This isn’t how the Cardinals season was supposed to go. They were supposed to ride their stud wide receiver, Marvin Harrison Jr, and their defense to an NFC West title. …
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This isn’t how the Cardinals season was supposed to go. They were supposed to ride their stud wide receiver, Marvin Harrison Jr, and their defense to an NFC West title. …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals bottomed out last season, but a mid-year explosion from Joshua Dobbs didn’t destroy their ability to get Marvin Harrison Jr. in the draft. The Cardinals hope to …
Read MoreThe Cardinals had themselves quite a draft, it felt like they had their name called every third pick in the first couple of days of the draft. In the end, …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreThe NFL offseason is usually so full of hope. Teams either did well and they have a grip of picks and new free agents to bolster their roster, or they …
Read MoreWhile Kliff Kingsbury literally booked a one-way ticket halfway around the world to forget about the 2022 Arizona Cardinals, the rest of us aren’t so lucky. What should we remember …
Read MoreWe are officially at the midway point of the NFL season, and the list of contenders has some new names. It’s been a great surprise this year to not look …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals made one of two trades during the first round of the draft involving established players. Though their trade wasn’t as earth-shattering as the A.J. Brown trade to …
Read MoreAh, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals lost Christian Kirk to the Brinks truck the Jacksonville Jaguars backed up to his house, and Chase Edmonds absconded off to Miami. But, the Cardinals re-signed two …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals didn’t quite live up to the expectations we had for them in 2021. Some had Kyler Murray as their #1 quarterback, others thought Chase Edmonds was going …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreBig to-doin’s in Phoenix today. The Arizona GOP has contracted a company named Binary Samurai to go over the results of the 2015 NFL MVP vote. That vote saw Carolina’s …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals finished their much-hyped 2020 by going 8-8, hitting the .500 mark for the first time since 2017. Unfortunately for Arizona Cardinals fans, and head coach Kliff Kingsbury, …
Read MoreNow that free agency is over, it’s time to turn our attention to the NFL Draft as we figure out our 2021 fantasy football draft boards. Earlier this week, I …
Read More2021 Mock NFL Draft. Part 1 Will the QB streak continue? Here we go with picks 13-24 of the 2021 NFL Draft! 2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2 13. Los …
Read MoreI think Jon Gruden and Mike Mayock have it out for Josh Jacobs. They obliterated their offensive line, ditching Pro Bowl center Rodney Hudson, Trent Brown, and Gabe Jackson. They …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals still hope to make the playoffs in their second year with Kliff Kingsbury and Kyler Murray. As for their fantasy football season—their first with superstar wide receiver …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreOn the twelfth week of the season, the NFL gave me, a clear understanding they don’t have a COVID protocol. Ok, that really doesn’t fit the rhyme pattern I wanted. …
Read MoreIt’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
Read MoreFour weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreIf you have Kenyan Drake, you likely took him in the second round. Unfortunately, he hasn’t performed like a guy going as the #17 overall player in PPR leagues. Now …
Read MoreOh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Belichickanery! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these things coming from a mile …
Read MoreThree weeks into this fantasy football season and nothing has gone as expected. Sure, players are dropping like flies, but we all assumed it would be because of COVID. Everyone …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreFor this week’s Absurdity Checks, I first thought of Kenyan Drake and Joe Mixon. But then, I looked at Kenyan Drake’s numbers and thought that Drake didn’t make for a …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals were supposed to be the next big thing last year with Kliff Kingsbury and Kyler Murray. The best part about that future not coming to fruition is …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreThe 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals will be the most over-promoted team of the 2020 season. Frankly, I’m not going to do anything to slow that momentum train down. I love the Cardinals …
Read MoreThe NFL Draft, in theory, will start on Thursday, April 23. Unfortunately, due to COVID-19, the event some call the world’s biggest pomp-and-circumstance conference call, will test the limits of …
Read MoreThe Houston Texans and Arizona Cardinals completed one of the most baffling one-for-one (plus miscellany) swaps in NFL history on March 16. The Texans sent DeAndre Hopkins and a fourth-round …
Read MoreEach week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals had high, high hopes headed into the 2019 season. New head coach Kliff Kingsbury’s up-tempo offense had players talking spicy about 90 plays per game. They fell …
Read MoreShould I Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16? Not great, Bob! That pretty much sums up my start or sit picks over the …
Read MoreShould I Start or Sit Jonnu Smith, Ian Thomas, or Noah Fant in Week 15? Getting down to the wire, folks! If you’re reading this, you must still be alive …
Read MoreThis week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
Read MoreShould I Start or Sit Ryan Tannehill, Kyler Murray, or Derek Carr in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
Read MoreShould I Drop David Johnson? Hey, I get it: We invested a first-round pick into a known fantasy stud. It’s hard to consider dropping David Johnson for some waiver wire …
Read MoreShould I Start or Sit David Johnson, Kalen Ballage, or James White in Week 11? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
Read MoreI really should start writing this article before I do the DFS challenge in the Football Absurdity Podcast (wherever you can find podcasts!). I would do that if I was …
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Read MoreJuly and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
Read More(Source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Larry_Fitzgerald_2015.JPG under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that …
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Read MoreThe first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
Read MoreArizona Cardinals fantasy football was mostly an abject disaster last season and earned every bit of their #1 pick. Unsurprisingly, that left a lot of holes on offense, and in …
Read MoreWay Too Early 2019 WR Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth Super Bowl. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL season is officially over. …
Read MoreWeek 13 Fantasy Football WR Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for WR sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
Read MoreFantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marques Valdez-Scantling, Christian Kirk, or Corey Davis? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read MoreWeek 11 TE Sleepers Every week, we highlight TE sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
Read MoreFantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Eli Manning, Dak Prescott, or Josh Rosen? Week 11 is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read MoreFantasy Football Week 10 WR Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find WR sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
Read MoreWeek 8 Fantasy Football WR Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
Read MoreThis week’s Thursday Night Football did not seem to be the best matchup. The mostly inept Arizona Cardinals hosted the mostly not-exciting Denver Broncos. This thing turned into a laugher …
Read MoreWeek 7: Start or Sit Will Fuller, Larry Fitzgerald, or Demaryius Thomas? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
Read MoreStart or Sit Ricky Seals-Jones The first week of the NFL fantasy football season is in the books, and at this point, you’re either on pace to go undefeated, or …
Read MoreStart or Sit Ricky Seals-Jones First up at tight end this week is a sophomore tight end with an extraordinarily efficient rookie campaign. Should we start or sit Ricky Seals-Jones …
Read MoreBefore we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer. Football Absurdity will explore a sleeper, a breakout (or bounce back), and a …
Read MoreIf you are interested in only the best in your running backs, then this fantasy football David Johnson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up …
Read MoreIf you prefer your quarterbacks to be woven of the finest glass, then this fantasy football Sam Bradford player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals may have snagged the best quarterback in the recent draft, and at worst, they still snagged a top-three QB at #10. The best part for them? They …
Read MoreSun Diamonds are extremely social and popular, despite being generally inflexible about everything. This rigidity is due to the correlation that, although you have done many good things in your …
Read MoreAs the league marches towards the future, and the NFL draft, because that’s how time works, it’s time to start taking stock of the teams around the league. In order …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals are in a good situation to take advantage of the disaster draft. They have a roster of aging veterans and overpriced deals that I’m sure they would …
Read MoreAdrian Peterson deserves respect for his playing career and deserves to end up in the Hall of Fame. Unfortunately, however, we’re seeing the end of a great, storied career right …
Read MoreThe Seattle Seahawks may have won the battle on Thursday Night Football, taking out the Arizona Cardinals 22-16 in a game that wasn’t ever really in doubt, but they lost …
Read MoreIt’s funny how quickly things can change in the NFL, and in fantasy football. It wasn’t that long ago that Adrian Peterson was a no-doubter, set-and-forget every week fantasy football …
Read MoreNFL Week 7 Surprises A lot of people say I need an attitude change. A lot of people can suck it. Here are my NFL week 7 surprises.
Read MoreThis week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tevin Coleman is the smart fantasy football play. With our Fantasy Football Counterpoint, I’d like to take a look at Jeff’s …
Read MoreWe are five weeks into the fantasy football season, or as some men call it, the crucible. Some teams are forged into hardened steel. Other teams have found their line-ups …
Read MoreWe are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
Read MoreThe week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
Read MoreThe waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
Read MoreThis week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting J.J. Nelson is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff may have fallen head over heels for Nelson, I think the …
Read MoreLast year he won me money in daily fantasy football, this summer I wrote about him as a fantasy football sleeper, last week he was one of my streamers. Of …
Read MoreWe are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
Read MoreWeek two has come and gone and if you played your cards right and listened to last week’s waiver suggestions, you might still have hope of salvaging that dumpster fire …
Read MoreThis week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Sam Bradford is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
Read MoreThis week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Palmer is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, there …
Read MoreLast season saw the Arizona pass offense bottoming out pretty much as hard and fast as one could possibly expect. John Brown couldn’t stay healthy, Michael Floyd couldn’t stay sober …
Read MoreDespite the massive regression from starting quarterback/AARP junk mail recipient Carson Palmer, the drunk driving (and uselessness) of Michael Floyd and the sudden shattering of John Brown, the Arizona Cardinals …
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