THfantaC Episode 116: “Fishing Hall of Fame”
Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!
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Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreCraig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko temporarily bring back the start-sit Wednesday episodes in an OOPS ALL START & SIT edition of the week seventeen preview. for our final regular season …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWe made it! It’s week seventeen, and the end of the fantasy football season. It’s been a wild ride, as we’ve seen sleepers graduate into must-start guys (Rashee Rice, Isaiah …
Read MoreIt’s the fantasy football finals, and if you’re like me, you’re once again dominating the Football Absurdity Writer’s league. Oh, what’s that? Only 2 people are in those finals? Sorry …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More\Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action, talk the stinky doodoo Saints quarterback, and talk the Bozometer of some games this week. Check out our YouTube channel every …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreThe holidays can be a very special and also very stressful time of the year. So can the fantasy playoffs. I’m here to ease that stress for you with some …
Read MoreIt’s time! The fantasy football semi-finals are here, and of course, you don’t need any help. After all, we didn’t have massive duds from erstwhile studs last week, and nobody …
Read MoreWe are through the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, and there’s no room left for sentimentality. There are two rounds left, and that means that it’s time to …
Read MoreWeek fifteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and if you’ve made it this far, congratulations. You have done the hard part. You made the playoffs. If you didn’t …
Read MoreIt’s the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, and despite mostly everything calcifying lately, injuries, poor performances, good performances, and the general weirdness that surrounds the NFL have us …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action and talk the TNF shellacking Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on …
Read MoreI truly, truly, truly hope that you do not need this article, not at this point in the season. The playoffs are set, and if you’re reading this, then congratulations …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreFourteen weeks of the fantasy football season are in the books. It feels like just yesterday that we were all panicking about David Montgomery getting too many rushing attempts compared …
Read MoreWeek fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …
Read MoreThe fantasy football regular season is (mostly) in the books, pending the schedule makers making a mistake and not really admitting it and having two Monday Night Football games, randomly, …
Read MoreWeek fourteen is here! And while you really should have your lineup squared away, it’s okay if you don’t. After all, I thought I had my health squared away and …
Read MoreHel-looo everybody and welcome back to the Football Absurdity start/sit article. I’m your host Walker Kelly here with my co-hosts… wait, sorry. I turned into Jeff for a moment there. …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 14 action & talk The Backup Bowl on Thursday Night Football and run a go route on 4th and …
Read MoreThe guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!
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Read MoreWith a wild and woolly Monday Night Football finishing the week the way we hoped it would when we first saw it on the schedule (C.J. Beathard versus Jake Browning). …
Read MoreWeek thirteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and the culling has begun. You almost made it to the playoffs before the critical injury hit, but that is not …
Read MoreWeek 13 was a lot of fun! And I’m not just saying this because my 49ers took the Eagles behind the woodshed to the tune of six-straight touchdowns all because …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 13 action & talk an actually fun Thursday Night Football game! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …
Read MoreHey everyone! Still recognize me? I took a weekend off for the holiday (and because the plethora of weekday games left me very few options for this article), but I’m …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!
Read MoreThe last big bye week is here, with week thirteen bringing forth a second byepocalypse, knocking numerous big-name players off of our rosters with our fantasy seasons sitting in the …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWeek twelve was a mess. Everybody seemingly had a terrible game that was in your lineup, and everyone on your bench seemed to ball out. With the fantasy waiver wire …
Read MoreWeek twelve of the 2023 NFL season is over and now we are on to lucky number week thirteen. It has to be lucky because everyone you have ever loved …
Read MoreWeek twelve is mostly in the books, and except for the instant classic Bills-Eagles game… this week mostly sucked. I’m not going to pussy foot around, it was a bad …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 12 action & talk turkey and Black Friday football! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreIt’s Thanksgiving week, and I’m thankful that we don’t have to dip into streaming players. It isn’t a great week for sleepers, as very few players available in at least …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!
Read MoreEleven weeks of football action are in the books, and we are reaching the home stretch of the 2023 fantasy football regular season! Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and …
Read MoreWeek eleven of the 2023 NFL season is over and some of our seasons ended before Sunday. A tragedy in three parts. Part one: You draft Mark Andrews to make …
Read MoreGuess what? Another intro about mental health dropping now! As I’m sure most of you know by now based on my references to it on the podcast, in articles, and …
Read MoreWe’re firmly in the double-digit weeks, as week eleven brings us four more teams on bye. This week, we aren’t missing a ton of impact players, but we are missing …
Read MoreRyan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week eleven’s action & talk about the real injury sustained on Thursday Night Football… the injury to everyone’s dang best …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreThis was a good week for most fantasy football options out there! There aren’t a lot of guys that I am running out and cutting, and I am going to …
Read MoreWeek ten of the 2023 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. The Vikings are without the best receiver in football, lost their starting quarterback, and haven’t …
Read MoreWeek Ten was so good, and not just because I am a 49ers fan, and everyone can shut up now. We got a lot of close games, we had some …
Read MoreMike Valverde & Jeff Krisko break down all of week nine’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, and …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!
Read MoreIt’s week ten and things are bleak out there, with three incredibly important for fantasy football teams (and the Rams) on bye. It’s entirely possible that if you whiffed on …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreSo many weird things happened this week that a lot of players who had bad games are getting a pass from me. That makes sense, especially when you consider there’s …
Read MoreWeek nine of the 2023 NFL season is over and God is as dead as your fantasy football team. We are late enough in the season that even the waiver …
Read MoreWeek nine was all over the place. I am not going to do some cutesy intro here where I pretend to be gobsmacked about things that happened. I got up …
Read MoreIt’s week nine! Holy moly, where did the time go? It feels like just yesterday we were arguing about Miles Sanders and Chuba Hubb—oh wait, that was yesterday. It feels …
Read MoreIt’s halfway through the season & it feels like it has gone by so quickly. Well, to me at least. Maybe you think it’s gone by slow as hell. You’re …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week nine’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWeek eight of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. This is the part of the season where you will need to buckle down, …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week eight’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …
Read MoreThe crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!
Read MoreAlright, I’ll be honest: I’m a little worried the Lions might be fraudulent. I know, they’ve played well in every win. They have one of the best wins of the …
Read MoreWe’re at the halfway point of the fantasy football season, and well on our way to thinking about the playoffs. Despite that, we still have actual, tangible things we have …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreThis was an incredibly difficult article to write this week. The entire week was so strange and drunk and convoluted that it was tough to find definitive players about whom …
Read MoreWeek seven of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. Some of you are riding high, but most of you have been performing triage …
Read MoreWeek seven is (mostly) in the books, and that certainly was a weird one! Nearly every game had a Burn The Tape designation for at least one team involved, except, …
Read MoreMike Valverde returns to talk week seven with Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, …
Read MoreSix teams are off this weekend, so don’t feel too bad about having to make some unsavory lineup decisions. We’re all in trouble. Enter the BYEPOCALYPSE. QB START OF THE …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreThis is a nasty week. We have six teams on bye with a ton of good fantasy options, and there are few teams with low-rostered players in good matchups. But, …
Read MoreThe Jacksonville Jaguars won on Thursday Night Football, in one of the most extreme cases of Thursday Night Farceball that we have ever seen. The Jags were cruising halfway through …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWeek six of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where the futility of it all really starts to set in. Maybe you listened to us when we …
Read MoreJeff holds down the fort and talks all of week six action Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, and …
Read MoreFantasy Twitter needs to calm down about Jahmyr Gibbs. Everyone is losing their minds and we all need to take a step back and realize we play this game for …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWeek five is upon us, and while we only have two teams on Bye, we have Anthony Richardson, De’Von Achane, and Justin Jefferson all on four-week Bye. So, there are …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWeek five of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. You start Gus Edwards and Justice Hill scores. You start Justice Hill, Gus Edwards score. But the …
Read MoreWeek five was a pretty darn good week of football, and especially fantasy football. We don’t have a lot of guys to cut from our rosters this week, so if …
Read MoreIt’s week five! And while it feels like fantasy football has just started, we are already going to be 25% done with the regular season which this week concludes. Week …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreHey everyone. My apologies for no article last week. Unfortunately, I deal with severe mental illness that occasionally renders me unable to be productive. Not to worry though, I am …
Read MoreMany apologies for the radio silence this week, we’ve had a rough week personally, and we appreciate everyone’s patience! Waleed Ismail returns to create the Chaos Configuration with Walker Kelly …
Read MoreWhat a Thursday Night Football game! The Chicago Bears got into the win column for the first time since October 2022 in style, dominating the Washington Commanders en route to …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreAll-in-all, it was a pretty good week for fantasy football-eligible players. There were a ton of points scored around the league, and not a lot was wasted on down-roster folks. …
Read MoreWeek three of the 2023 NFL season is over and you are starting to realize that maybe Joe Burrow isn’t going to make an MVP push and maybe you shouldn’t …
Read MoreWeek four of the NFL season was relatively sane, but still, there are some fantasy football questions we should be asking ourselves. I’ve selected three to highlight and answer for …
Read MoreIt’s a celebration! The boys meet with Walker Kelly, Jeff Krisko, and Waleed Ismail of Football Absurdity to ring in episode 100 with Steven Seagal talk, investigating the link between …
Read More[Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWeek Four is here, and it’s once again time to turn our attention to the weekly sleepers! We are starting to get a better idea of who teams are, especially …
Read MoreAfter a week off because I was at last week’s Thursday Night Football, the TNF Absurdity Check is back! Last week’s real absurdity was the stadium prices, am I right? …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview week four Thursday Night Football’s start or sit players. After this they discuss their week four Sicko Stash players. …
Read MoreNo matter how poorly your weekend went, you didn’t have one nearly as bad as the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears. But, much like the Bears and the Dolphins, it’s …
Read MoreWeek three of the 2023 NFL season is over and our saviors have become our destroyers. Our souls are being bombarded by the agents of oblivion. PUKA NACAU WHY HAVE …
Read MoreWeek three of the NFL season is (mostly) in the books! And the Miami Dolphins are the talk of the town, scoring ten touchdowns to break the NFL record for …
Read MoreWeek three of the NFL season is here, and it’s hard to find a more brutal two-week stretch to start a season for fantasy starters. If you don’t have a …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreAfter going 8/16 in Week 1, Week 2 treated us better with an 8/12 performance. That brings the start/sit series to 16/28 (57%) on the season. Let’s keep it rolling …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week three slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWeek two of the 2023 NFL season is over and the Grim Reaper is coming for your team. Aaron Rodgers? Dead! Saquon Barkley? Dead! Your fantasy football playoff hopes? That …
Read MoreTwo weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and we’ve already seen some spectacular ups and downs, heartbreaking losses & incredible comebacks, and that’s just the New York …
Read MoreMost of week two of the NFL season is in the books and to be honest with you? It was pretty good! We saw a lot of good things today, …
Read MoreThe fantasy football season is finally here, and ideally, you shouldn’t need to get ahold of anyone to bolster your roster at this point. But, maybe you punted a tight …
Read MoreWalker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week two slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreLook at my starts from last week. It is so over. Now look at my sits from last week. We are so back. QB START OF THE WEEK: Dak Prescott, …
Read MoreThursday Night Football delivered this week! And by delivered, I mean delivered another sloppy performance that ended with one team clearly better than the other. The final score (34-28) was …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreWeek one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …
Read MoreThe 2023 fantasy football season is on us, and while Waleed Ismail has you set up for who you should add, I am here to be the fantasy Grim Reaper, …
Read MoreNFL football is back! And with it, fantasy football is also back. After one week, we all have slots on our roster that are causing us agita, anxiety, and irritation. …
Read MoreApologies for getting this one late to you folks, we had some technical issues on this. Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing …
Read MoreThe fantasy football season is finally here, and ideally, you shouldn’t need to get ahold of anyone to bolster your roster at this point. But, maybe you punted a tight …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read More*nice old man voice* Hello, and welcome to Football Absurdity. You are reading the first installment of Big Daddy Drix’s 2023 Start/Sit Spectacular. We truly hope you enjoy this series! …
Read MoreWell, the Kansas City Chiefs did it. They successfully defended their title, with the Lions putting up a valia—wait. They won? Hold on. The Lions? No way. That rips. Anyway. …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview the first game of the season with the Lions-Chiefs start or sit players. After this they debut their first …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreSo we have a popular Discord where we give superflex auction/salary cap strategy advice. Lately, 9/10 people looking for advice have leagues with a glaring vulnerability that can be easily …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreWalker Kelly and Jeff Krisko break down what mattered for fantasy from week one of the preseason, and review the flag plants from the ENTIRE Football Absurdity team, including the …
Read MoreHello! Beer is taking the year off to handle some real-life stuff. But we’ve been working hard with the Beersheets dev, and we have a replacement that does exactly the …
Read MoreSleepers, breakouts, and busts are hack. Ignore that I posted over a dozen of them. But, they’re not super helpful when it comes to determining what picks you should be …
Read MoreWalker Kelly and Jeff Krisko take a look at a Hall of Fame Game so thrilling, Walker quizzes Jeff on backup quarterbacks instead. Then, they talk about training camp news …
Read MoreIt’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
Read MoreIt’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
Read MoreIt’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
Read MoreIt’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
Read MoreIt’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
Read MoreIt’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
Read MoreIt’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …
Read MoreIt’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …
Read MoreIt’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …
Read MoreIt’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko try to sell each other on players using just their profiles, and no names.
Read MoreClick here if you want to jump directly to my strategy and skip my sharing of my thoughts which are TOTALLY NORMAL AND NEITHER “UNHINGED” NOR “INSANE,” ANNIE! I’m going …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Rachaad White finished 2022 as RB38 …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Let’s talk about Trevor Lawrence, or …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Today, we take a look at …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. In the last half of the …
Read MoreIt’s after the Fourth of July, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Kirk Cousins was QB7 last year. …
Read MoreIt’s after the Fourth of July, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s …
Read MoreClick here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …
Read MoreClick here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …
Read MoreIt’s almost July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP …
Read MoreIt’s the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko run down their 2023 fantasy football sleeper candidates for each division.
Read MoreIt’s almost July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP …
Read MoreIt’s almost July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler joins Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko to discuss Walker’s early ranks, a FANCY NEW AUCTION TOOL that Evan created on a whim, and they discuss the general state …
Read MoreAfter only 15 picks in your salary cap/auction draft, this tool will tell you which WR is going to go for a steal, later.
Read MoreThe Green Bay Packers moved on from Aaron Rodgers after he did one too many ayahuasca trips and became way too annoying to have around the clubhouse. We all thought …
Read MoreWhen doing an online auction using ESPN or Yahoo, the two most popular sources, it’s important to know the differences. For instance, last year, ESPN was criminally low on both …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Jeff Krisko & Mike Valverde run down their 2023 fantasy football breakout candidates for each division.
Read MoreThe Jacksonville Jaguars are poised to have one of the better young offenses in the NFL this season, led by third-year pro Trevor Lawrence, who will have Christian Kirk, Calvin …
Read MoreEvery year, we say that Mickey Loomis can’t keep getting away with this about his salary cap shenanigans, and yet every year Loomis does exactly that. The Saints somehow manage …
Read MoreThe Las Vegas Raiders are a mess. From top to bottom, they have no direction, seemingly spending every six months fixing the issues they themselves made six months prior. They …
Read MoreThe Cincinnati Bengals once again appear to be in the top-five teams in the NFL, and are desperately trying to get over the hump before the agents for Joe Burrow, …
Read MoreIt may be May, but I’ve already been hard at work researching actual mock auction data. I’ve done five 10-team mocks with almost all or all humans (I don’t have …
Read MoreThe Cowboys’ loss is the Chargers’ gain. The L.A. offense is set to go thermonuclear this season with Kellen Moore at the helm, and they added three fantasy football-eligible players …
Read MoreThe Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …
Read MoreNobody threw the football more than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last year, but with Tom Brady retiring this team could be in for a very rude awakening. They still have …
Read MoreIt felt like the San Francisco 49ers mostly rested on their laurels this offseason, content with getting all the way to the NFC Championship Game with Mr. Irrelevant, Brock Purdy. …
Read MoreYou know the Buffalo Bills’ 2022 season didn’t quite go according to plan when you consider that when I sat down to write this introduction, the only things I could …
Read MoreThe Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …
Read MoreMike Valverde and Walker Kelly ease Jeff Krisko back into podcasting with a mock draft. We invite you to join our $3/month Patreon and gain access to every other episode of …
Read MoreThis rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …
Read MoreThings didn’t really go as planned for the 2022 iteration of the Cleveland Browns. They leveraged their future—and organizational integrity—on Deshaun Watson, who knocked off the rust to the tune …
Read MoreThe NFL offseason is usually so full of hope. Teams either did well and they have a grip of picks and new free agents to bolster their roster, or they …
Read MoreRemember last year when we as a football community scoffed at the hubris of Pete Carroll and John Schneider for trading away a franchise quarterback? Carroll committed the cardinal sin …
Read MoreThe good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler’s annual Discord Darling reveal is here! Will this player be the next 2020 Josh Allen (also a Hoovler Discord Darling)?
Read MoreThe Miami Dolphins are one of my favorite teams to analyze this year. They might have the widest range of outcomes in the NFL. If Tua can stay healthy, there …
Read MoreI have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …
Read MoreThe Washington Commanders definitely drafted some football players, but I think the only thing that anyone in Washington cares about is how quickly Dan Snyder can sell the team so …
Read MoreThe Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …
Read MoreIn the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll. He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …
Read MoreI gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …
Read MoreI don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …
Read MoreThe fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …
Read MoreRight before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler breaks down the 2023 rookie quarterbacks for Superflex redraft leagues.
Read MoreToday’s fantasy football rookie roundup is going to focus on the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers only drafted one fantasy football-relevant player, but the guy they drafted is a doozy. Darnell …
Read MoreToday, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …
Read MoreThe 2023 NFL Draft is in the books, so all that is left is trying to determine which teams used the draft to maximize their offensive production and which teams …
Read MoreZack Kuntz, Old Dominion (6’8”, 245) What Scouts Say: Huge size, big potential, a big catch radius, and elite ball skills. Not a good blocker and played inferior competition. Crazy …
Read MoreNoah Gindorff, North Dakota State (6’6”, 268) What Scouts Say: Mainly an in-line tight end. Good blocker, can make contested catches. Short route specialist, doesn’t do much more than drags, …
Read MoreLuke Schoonmaker, Michigan (6’6”, 250) Games Watched: Michigan State (2022), Maryland (2022), Indiana (2022) What Scouts Say: Good run-blocking TE. Can use the seams well. Got that dawg in him, …
Read MoreJosh Whyle, Cincinnati (6’6”, 250) What I Saw: Tony: I will, under no circumstances, watch the 2022 Cincinnati Bearcats offense. Nope. Shane: Josh Whyle hit the buffet and he hit …
Read MoreTucker Kraft, South Dakota State (6’5”, 255) What Scouts Say: Size/strength, receiving upside. Athletic and versatile. Hands and level of competition are concerns. What We Saw: Tony: Tucker Kraft is …
Read MoreSam LaPorta, Iowa (6’4”, 249) What Scouts Say: Led Iowa in receiving two years straight. Sound route runner, and a consistent target for his QB. Competitive blocker and a broken …
Read MoreDalton Kincaid, Utah (6’4”, 240) What Scouts Say: Plays like a WR and attacks the ball in traffic. Undersized and would be one of the smallest TEs in the NFL. …
Read MoreDarnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270) What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …
Read MoreLuke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250) What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …
Read MoreMichael Mayer, Notre Dame (6’4”, 265) What Scouts Say: 3 years of strong production at Notre Dame. He has size, and ball skills, and can line up at any position …
Read MoreAndrei Iosivas, Princeton (6’3”, 205) What Scouts Say: Size/speed guy, has track experience in college. He has an elite athletic profile and may crush with RAC scores. Great ball skills, …
Read MoreJayden Reed, Michigan State (6’0”, 185) What Scouts Say: Plays all over the field, out wide, slot, and backfield. Run after catch guy, will beat people with yards after the …
Read MoreA.T. Perry, Wake Forest (6’5”, 205) What Scouts Say: A contested catch guy, out-muscles defenders, and high points the catch. Natural playmaker with great hands. Good ball skills and he …
Read MoreRakim Jarrett, Memphis (6’2”, 200) What Scouts Say: Open field threat, with the speed, vision, and balance to create dynamic angles after the catch. Wins in the short and intermediate …
Read MoreDontayvion Wicks, Virginia (6’2”, 208) What Scouts Say: Strong balance and burst. Navigates the sidelines effectively. Size, speed, and hands are all NFL caliber. Will struggle with zone and NFL …
Read MoreMarvin Mims, Oklahoma (5’11”, 184) What Scouts Say: A vertical threat player who high-points the ball on deep throws. “Violent” runner with the ball in his hands, gets yards after …
Read MoreCedric Tillman, Tennessee (6’3”, 215) What Scouts Say: Excellent body control and wins at the catch point. A major downfield threat that can hang on to the ball through contact. …
Read MoreKayshon Boutte, LSU (5’11”, 195) What Scouts Say: Good hands, a fluid catcher. He has a quick first step with explosive burst and agility, a crisp cutter. Was used mostly …
Read MoreRashee Rice, SMU (6’2”, 203) What Scouts Say: Strong frame, positive height, and length. Looks the part. Makes defenders miss after the catch and has great ball skills. He runs …
Read MoreJalin Hyatt, Tennessee (6’0”, 176) What Scouts Say: Explosive athlete at all three levels excels at the vertical level. Elite ball skills, elusive. Small frame, only one year of production …
Read MoreParker Washington, Penn State (5’10”, 212) What Scouts Say: Skilled return man, special teams ace, slot Swiss army knife type of offensive asset. Has elite contact balance and breaks tackles …
Read MoreNathaniel “Tank” Dell, Houston (5’8”, 165) What Scouts Say: Versatile offensive weapon who can play all over; quick, snappy route runner with a strong release. Big play athlete that can …
Read MoreJaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (6’0”, 196) What Scouts Say: Exceptional ball skills, and elite route running, but lacks top-end speed. Gets open with pacing and patience to find spots in …
Read MoreJosh Downs, North Carolina (5’9”, 171) What Scouts Say: Dynamic slot WR. Plays bigger than his size, wins contested catches, dynamic athlete that wins after the catch. Has drop issues, …
Read MoreJordan Addison, USC (5’11”, 173) What Scouts Say: Successful across multiple offensive systems in college, incredible route timing, setting up DBs, excellent ball skills and route running, great separation but …
Read MoreZay Flowers, Boston College (5’9”, 182) What Scouts Say: He caught half of his contested catch targets in 2022, and had a 11% drop rate. He has a slot frame …
Read MoreQuentin Johnston, TCU (6’2”, 208) What Scouts Say: Size and speed monster, a threat at all three levels. Not a crisp route runner due to his size consistently gains inside …
Read MoreTyjae Spears, Tulane (5’9”, 205) What Scouts Say: He tore his ACL in 2020, and recovered fully to maintain his abilities and success as a ball carrier. Strong Senior Bowl …
Read MoreDwayne McBride, UAB (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: Insane production at college, with a 36% missed tackle rate, best for PFF behind Bijan and Javonte. Offers nothing as a pass …
Read MoreMohamed Ibrahim, Minnesota (5’10”, 210) What Scouts Say: Lots of college production, but high tread on his tires. 5th year Senior, but multiple 1k seasons and a ton of carries. …
Read MoreIsrael “Izzy” Abanikanda, Pitt (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: 1400 rush yards his Junior season after Pickett left, and scored twenty touchdowns. Accomplished receiver, with an average of 12.7 yards …
Read MoreDevon Achane, Texas A&M (5’9”, 185) What Scouts Say: Split backfield with Spiller in 2021, but still had 910 rush yards and 9 TDs. As the lead back he had …
Read MoreTank Bigsby, Auburn (6’0”, 208) What Scouts Say: Patience, agility, drives to finish the run. Not a great route runner and catching is not his strongest suit. Explosive cuts, drives …
Read MoreKendre Miller, TCU (6’0”, 220) What Scouts Say: Only one year as the main back, but exploded with 1400 yards and 17 TDs. Solid frame, good speed and great feet. …
Read MoreKeaton Mitchell, East Carolina (5’9”, 184) What Scouts Say: Small, ceiling is a Tarik Cohen type back. Explosive and electric production, over 7 yards per carry. Pure scatback, and always …
Read MoreRoschon Johnson, Texas (6’2”, 222) What Scouts Say: Power back with tackle breaking ability. Pushes the pile and churns after contact. Good stiff arm. Not a dominant athlete and won’t …
Read MoreKenny McIntosh, Georgia (6’1”, 210) What Scouts Say: Great frame, a good combination of height, weight, and speed. Has pass catching ability, and has upside as a player. His pass …
Read MoreLew Nichols III, Central Michigan (5’10”, 220) What Scouts Say: Led the country in rushing in 2021. Had injuries in 2022 and a bad offensive line. Runs with power, vision, …
Read MoreChase Brown, Illinois (5’11”, 205) What Scouts Say: 23 year old rookie who was in college for 5 years, didn’t get over 1k yards until his years 4 and 5. …
Read MoreZach Charbonnet, UCLA (6’1”, 220): What Scouts Say: Alpha. Has two years of starting, improved efficiency each year. Footwork, inside running, pile pusher. Decent speed, gets low and drives on …
Read MoreJahmyr Gibbs, Alabama (5’11, 200) What Scouts Say: Explosive runner, a great receiver out of the backfield, and an elusive and athletic back. He lacks ideal size and struggles to …
Read MoreSean Tucker, Syracuse (5’10”, 202) What Scouts Say: Thick build with speed. Patient, works well through congestion. Vision, footwork, low pad level. More tread than other RBs, is not a …
Read MoreZach Evans, Ole Miss (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: He is capable of carrying the primary workload, but without a ton of college tread on his tires. Good burst, speed, …
Read MoreBijan Robinson, Texas (6’0”, 215) What Scouts Say: Instinctive runner, exceptional elusiveness, decisive and fast. A homerun hitter with power and speed can take any carry the distance. Excellent vision, …
Read MoreTanner McKee, Stanford (6’6”, 230) What Scouts Say: Optimal size, ran a pro style offense. Lack of mobility will hamper him at the next level. Not ideal processing, and will …
Read MoreClayton Tune, Houston (6’3”, 220) What Scouts Say: Can create, has good arm strength. Good pocket feel and throws on the seams. Not an optimal processor with mediocre field vision. …
Read MoreDorian Thompson-Robinson, UCLA (6’1”, 205) What Scouts Say: 5 season starter at UCLA. Strong in the short and intermediate areas, good at throwing off-balance. Escapability in the pocket is …
Read MoreJaren Hall, BYU (6’0”, 185) What Scouts Say: Older prospect (25), leader. Mobility and speed are his strengths. Always looking to make the big play. Creative, but has an injury …
Read MoreHendon Hooker, Tennessee (6’4”, 218) Games Watched: Florida, Alabama, Ball State, LSU What Scouts Say: Comes from a scheme spread offense where his reads were made for him. Amazing deep …
Read MoreAnthony Richardson, Florida (6’4”, 232) What Scouts Say: Pro size, huge arm. Raw, with all-pro potential. Accurate and beautiful deep ball. Hard to tackle in the pocket. Extremely inaccurate passer, …
Read MoreWill Levis, Kentucky (6’3”, 232) What Scouts Say: Pro size, pro arm talent. Strong mobility, comes from a pro scheme. Accurate and consistent as a passer. Mechanics inconsistent under pressure. …
Read MoreHey folks! Sorry for the delay on this one, we were having some technical issues, and this was recorded a week ago! A whole week! Thankfully, nothing much has changed …
Read MoreBryce Young, Alabama (6’0”, 194) What Scouts Say: Arm talent in abundance gets the ball out quick no matter the depth, can be successful with many arm angles and both …
Read MoreCJ Stroud, Ohio State (6’3”, 215) What Scouts Say: Safe prospect at QB. Uses his eyes well to create space for routes over the middle, with great timing and anticipation. …
Read MoreHello! Is that a weird opening? Probably, but I don’t know how else to start. I am a nameless, faceless employee of the THfantaC Scouting and Analytics team, tasked …
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