Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look forward at this weekend’s football action and build a DFS lineup guaranteed to score at least one fantasy point. Check …
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Not too long ago, the NFLPA lobbied to remove a preseason game so that it could help prevent the wear and tear of the players’ bodies. That seemed to be …
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Seventeen weeks ago, there was a buzz, nay, a push to the NFL world to say the New York Jets have righted the ship and will be back on the …
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Before we start anything here, yes, we need to take a moment and hope for the best for Damar Hamlin. I’m not going to use this platform to add my …
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Congrats on making the finals, or condolences on making the third-place game in your leagues! I want to do my best to make sure you cross the finish line, so …
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It’s week seventeen! We did it! If you are reading this, then you are in your fantasy football finals! Or you’re playing for third… or… seventh. But hey, at least …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko greet a special guest, take a look back at a Thursday Night Football game that went exactly as expected, and look forward to …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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We are so close to the end of the NFL season. Now is the time that families get to see their loved ones return from bitter fantasy football playoff defeat, …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and spend the EXACT AMOUNT OF TIME NECESSARY for starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football Cowboys-Titans game, as well …
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We have just one more week of fantasy football goodness on the docket, which means that we can be extra liberal with our cuts this week, should we need a …
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Well, the fantasy football semifinals are in the books (unless you’re like me and definitely not panicking that numerous matchups come down to Monday Night Football), and with that, we …
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Let’s start by reviewing how I did last week. I have not been looking forward to this, but now it’s going to happen. Right after the end of this sentence …
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Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko wonder what a Chris Streveler might be, take a look forward to week 16, and Jeff tests Walker’s trivia knowledge once again. Check out our Twitch channel …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football Jets-Jags game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of the Week …
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Congratulations! If you’re reading this, then you’re in your fantasy football semifinals. But, no roster is perfect, and you have to make some tough decisions on your roster this week …
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Week fifteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and if you are reading this, congrats on making your playoffs! If you have made it this far, your choices become …
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The first round of the fantasy football playoffs are (mostly) in the books, and the NFL had a wild and woolly week! It started with the 49ers clinching the NFC …
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We’re on to the fantasy football playoffs, and that means that our streams have to be extremely locked in or else we risk going home. “But Jeff,” you might say, …
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Let’s start by reviewing last week’s calls QB: Start Jared Goff. Finished: QB3 That’s a hit! Sit Daniel Jones Finished: QB11 That’s a miss! RB: Start D’Onta Foreman Finished: RB24 …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Niners clinching the NFC West, take a look forward at week 15, and Jeff cooks up his …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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The 49ers and Big Comp Brock have another huge game against the Seattle Seahawks, a seemingly annual tradition for the Faithful. While the 49ers have had Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick …
Read More If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Ah, the holiday season. It’s that special time of year, when we take stock of the year, count our blessings, and realize that sadly, we missed the fantasy football playoffs …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football 49ers-Seahawks game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of the …
Read More Week fourteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
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Week 14 of the NFL season is in the books, and with it, the fantasy football regular season. It’s playoff time, so there’s no time for worrying about what you …
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For some of us, the fantasy season is over. Well, when 0:00 strikes in the fourth quarter of the Patriots-Cardinals game, it will be over. The playoffs are on the …
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“Wow, I sure do have a lot of week fourteen players on bye. Oh well, that’s future me’s problem.” That’s you, in August, when you left your draft. Well, guess …
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I’m taking over this slot from Jeff Krisko. So get ready to be in awe of my laser-accurate predictions! Unless I’m wrong, then let’s blame Jeff. It is week 14 …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read More If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do the world’s quickest start or sit for the Thursday Night Football Raiders-Rams game, as well as the Sneaky Fart …
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Here we are in December and the homestretch of the NFL regular season is upon us. Week 13 gave us a prodigal son game for new head coach Mike McDaniel …
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Thursday Night Football has yet another doozy lined up for us this week, as the 5-7 Raiders travel to Los Angeles to take on the 3-9 L.A. Rams. The Rams …
Read More Week thirteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
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Week 13 of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …
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The vast majority of week thirteen is in the books, and we had some major, cataclysmic changes in the NFL landscape this week. Some of it is long-term, some of …
Read More Twelve weeks down, and five to go! You’re in the stretch run of your fantasy football leagues, and you can sniff the playoffs… or you can at least sniff the …
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With twelve weeks of football in the books, things have mostly settled down. There are no real surprises anymore, and no players are popping up out of nowhere with big …
Read More Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Patriots-Bills tilt, and then they dive into all the week 13 action! Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …
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Thursday Night Football pretty much went exactly how most people figured it would. Josh Allen threw a couple of touchdowns, to Stefon Diggs and Gabe Davis, and Rhamondre Stevenson caught …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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What a great time to be alive… in the hunt for the NFL playoffs. Right now, there’s so much traffic of mediocre teams vying to get into the mix for …
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The Bills and the Patriots are set to square off on Thursday Night Football a week after both took center stage on Thanksgiving last week. So, this one isn’t like …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do an extended start or sit for the Bills-Patriots Thursday Night Football game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of …
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With twelve weeks of NFL football in the books, there shouldn’t really be anything that surprises us anymore. After all, everything goes exactly as planned, every week, and they don’t …
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Week twelve of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …
Read More Week twelve of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
Read More Week 12 is (mostly!) in the books, and with the conclusion of Sunday’s action, we are now at the traditional three-quarter point in the fantasy football season. But, the NFL …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Thanksgiving Day games, and then they dive into all the week 12 action! Check out our Twitch …
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What a slate of games on Thanksgiving! I can’t believe that thing happened, or the other thing! Wow! What thrills… Okay, cards on the table. I’m writing this before Thanksgiving. …
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It’s hard to believe that we are already past Thanksgiving, and are in the stretch run for many leagues. Some leagues, like the Scott Fish Bowl, are already in the …
Read More Thanksgiving is over, and the real fantasy football stretch run begins now, in week twelve, with the Thanksgiving Day games! We had three games yesterday with a good amount of …
Read More I began a weekly streamer article for kickers because one of my pet projects last offseason was to develop a predictive model for kickers. Last season, I developed the model …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do an extended start or sit for the Thanksgiving Day games as well as the Sneaky Fart of the Week …
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Every week of the season, we here at Football Absurdity take a look at the Thursday Night Football game to find out the starts and sits for the week. But, …
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Welcome back to The Degenerate’s Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The NFL is a (mostly) unpredictable place. You think you have a handle on something and boom, all of a sudden Josh Palmer is getting two touchdowns. Or Cam Akers …
Read More Week eleven of the 2022 NFL season is over and so is our love affair with Kyle Pitts. If you are like me, you just couldn’t fathom how he was …
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Week eleven of the NFL season is in the books, and there weren’t a lot of surprises other than everyone stunk out loud. We had a ton of bloodletting in …
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Week 11 had some ups and downs this week, with Justin Fields getting carted off the field at the end of the game, and Wan’Dale Robinson getting carted off in …
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I’m not going to mince words with you… this week is rough for trying to find streaming players. There are some key teams on bye (Jaguars, Dolphins, Seahawks, Buccaneers), key …
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It’s hard to believe that we are already well into week eleven! Thursday Night Football provided us with some ups and downs in our fantasy football lineups, but let’s take …
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As these articles get more and more popular, I’ve been getting continued requests from those within the fantasy community to come be a guest consultant on my betting article. Now, …
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Thursday Night Football was a heck of a ballgame. While the gods didn’t let us revel in a snow game, we still had a great contest nonetheless. We even learned …
Read More If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Ten weeks of Thursday Night Football action are in the books, and between all the games this year, there have certainly been games played that counted toward the NFL standings. …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …
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Week nine for the NFL gave us some great matchups. Some of which were circled long ago when the schedule came out. Once again, a California dream was to see …
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It’s week eleven and the sample size is officially no longer small. The teams are what they are, and there can be tweaks around the edges (for example, T.J. Watt …
Read More Week ten of the 2022 NFL season is over and chaos rules. Jalen Hurts and the undefeated Eagles were no match for the Heinicke-led Commanders. Justin Fields scored four touchdowns, …
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The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with only four teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week ten. So, that means that it’s time for some …
Read More Ten weeks of NFL football are (mostly) in the books! This one was a return to form for my priors, what with James Conner, CeeDee Lamb and Aaron Jones all …
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It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but here we are, hitting double digits. Remember back in the draft when you looked at your week ten byes and …
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The last nine weeks have certainly been a whirlwind. Just like every other year, we know that changes aren’t permanent, but change is, in the NFL. This means that we …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at Thursday Night Football, and then they dive into all the week ten action! Check out our Twitch channel …
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Welcome back to week 10 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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Well, what we saw last night certainly was a game played in the National Football League, between two of its 32 franchises! The Panthers and Falcons went toe-to-toe and there …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Every week, I take a look at the start or sit options for that week’s Thursday Night Football game. And, every week, that Thursday Night Football game fails to live …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …
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Nine weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and if we’ve learned one thing this season, it’s that you can’t predict the future! Nevertheless, we are big dumb …
Read More Week nine of the 2022 NFL season is over and it is now time for me to victory lap. If you are a member of the Football Absurdity community in …
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The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week nine. So, that means that it’s time for some roster …
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Week nine was one of the wildest of the season! We saw the Jets upset, we saw Aaron Rodgers get very upset, and we saw Justin Fields break records! Not …
Read More The byepocalypse week is here. With six teams on Bye, we’re struggling just to fill rosters. Toss in that fantasy-relevant players are furiously switching teams, and we have a near-impossible …
Read More It’s time for the first byepocalypse of the season, and with that, we are looking for some one-week streamers, likely at every position. With six teams on bye, we are …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at Thursday Night Football, touch briefly on the trades (Jeff & Walker went in-depth on the trades on Tuesday) …
Read More Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Eagles-Texans game was… weird. There’s no other way to put it. The best team in the NFL played the worst team in the NFL, and as the saying goes: …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More We are now nine (NINE!) weeks into the NFL season, and we have officially crossed over the mid-point of the fantasy football season. That also means that I’ve done eight …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …
Read More Can you feel it? The winds of change? It’s November now, and week nine. That means that we are reaching the end of our fantasy football regular seasons, and we …
Read More Week eight of the 2022 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense anymore. Ja’Marr Chase broke his hip like an old lady, and then Joe Burrow started throwing like …
Read More Eight weeks of NFL action are in the books, and we are coming across the hardest bye week of the season, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing …
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The NFL finally looked normal this week, with scoring and exciting games actually happening, all over the place! As the offenses round into shape, we have some serious questions for …
Read More The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …
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We’re on to Week 8 of the NFL season, and while we only have two teams on bye, we have two of the more impactful squads from a fantasy perspective. …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the beginning of the end for Touchdown Tom, the Kadarius Toney Trade, the Ja’Marr Chase injury, and all …
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In the aftermath of Thursday’s trade that sent wide receiver Kadarius Toney from the New York Giants to the Kansas City Chiefs, there is plenty of intrigue to unpack about …
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Welcome back to week 8 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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While Thursday Night Football was bad for weeks, this week’s Ravens-Buccaneers tilt was just… weird. Both offenses looked completely dysfunctional. The Ravens at least had injuries to point to, as …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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It’s hard to believe that we are already in week eight! With seven weeks down, it means that we are at the halfway point of the regular season. Do we …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …
Read More 2022, the year the NFL reminded its legacy quarterbacks that retirement is inevitable. We are approaching the halfway point in the season and suddenly the layup prediction that is the …
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The NFL is an unpredictable beast, as we saw this week with the fortunes of J.K. Dobbins, Travis Etienne, Breece Hall, DK Metcalf, and Christian McCaffrey all taking a sharp …
Read More Things went haywire this weekend in the NFL, with high-profile names like Breece Hall, D.K. Metcalf and David Njoku all suffering injuries ranging from “we hope he will be back …
Read More Waleed is currently hooting and hollering and wolfing down his lasagna masquerading as a pizza and a hot dog covered in peppers and olives over the Bears losing to the …
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The NFL went through a reckoning this weekend, with numerous high-profile fantasy football players suffering injuries that may or may not cost them some time. Players like Diontae Johnson and …
Read More Week seven of the NFL season is here, and this bye week Hurts. Not just Jalen, but also Josh Allen, Stefon Diggs, A.J. Brown, Cooper Kupp, Miles Sanders, Cam Akers, …
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The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at a finally good Thursday Night Football game, the 49ers getting Christian McCaffrey, and they look forward at all …
Read More The Saints and Cardinals had themselves an actual, honest-to-God football game on Thursday Night Football! The game had a little bit of everything: double pick-sixes, a Taysom Hill touchdown, Kyler …
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Nico Collins of the lowly Houston Texans, Robert Woods coming off an ACL tear on a new team (the Tennessee Titans), and the historically unreliable DeVante Parker on a New …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about four more sicko stashes of the week!
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Oh boy, we have to do this again! Another Thursday Night Football game where everything is terrible and we google “can you have a physical addiction to football” while we …
Read More It took forty years but look at the NFL season now! Both the Jets and Giants have winning records after a month of gameplay. Week six was quite a tale …
Read More Six weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and with that done, we turn our attention to week six. After all, the NFL never stops, so why should …
Read More Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …
Read More The NFL was incredibly stupid this week. The Packers lost to both inhabitants of MetLife Stadium in consecutive weeks after dropping one to the Giants last week in London, Bailey …
Read More We’re on to week six, and it’s time to clean up those dusty rosters, at least long enough to put your bye-week guys on the bench! If your roster is …
Read More The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at (another) Thursday Night Football that we all wish we could forget before looking forward to the questions they …
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We’re through six weeks of Thursday Night Football, and we spent the last two weeks huddling over the cold remains of two touchdowns between the contests, both of which came …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Thursday Night Football hasn’t been a good product this season, and it’s had two extremely dangerous-looking concussions in consecutive weeks. Ideally, we don’t have to deal with it. But, let …
Read More Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Jeff’s two Sicko Stashes of the Week …
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Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and with that done, we turn our attention to week six. After all, the NFL never stops, so why should …
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Five weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …
Read More Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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Except for Monday Night Football, five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. We’ve had some relatively normal weeks and some really weird weeks so far. In terms …
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Four weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that more players have disappointed us, have gotten hurt, or reminded us of who they are. Because of …
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It’s time for the weekly tradition we live for: panicking that we made the wrong decision on who to start before we’re mercifully bailed out by a garbage time score, …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Thursday Night Football that we all wish we could forget before looking forward to the questions they …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read More Oh my God. Oh my God. That was one of the worst games of football that I’ve ever seen, and I went to Mira Loma High School in the early …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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With four weeks of Thursday Night Football in the books, we turn our attention to the HOT, HOT Broncos-Colts matchup featuring us not being too sure if the 1.01 in …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Jeff’s FOUR Sicko Stashes of the Week.
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Four weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and with that done, we turn our attention to week five. After all, the NFL never stops, so why should …
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There is a short list of NFL coaches who are already secretly updating their résumés, hoping to find their next life as a panelist on morning pregame shows. One of …
Read More Week four in the NFL was actually a fun one, for once! There were shootouts abound, and very few guys reached their last straw. Even players like Rashaad Penny, who …
Read More Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …
Read More The majority of week four is in the books, and this was a wild one! We had Rashaad Penny running all over the Lions’ defense, Geno Smith getting three (?!) …
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In the early spring, I wrote an article about running backs fantasy managers should avoid ahead of the 2022 NFL season, and Chase Edmonds of the Miami Dolphins was one …
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It’s time for the weekly tradition we live for: panicking that we made the wrong decision on who to start before we’re mercifully bailed out by a garbage time score, …
Read More Three weeks of NFL action are in the books, and after a wild Thursday Night Football game, it’s time to turn our attention to this weekend. Disappointments litter every position, …
Read More Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Tua Tagovailoa incident and the rest of Thursday Night Football before looking forward to the questions they …
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Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Rondale Moore is yet to appear in a single game this season due to a lingering hamstring injury. Moore logged two practices this week and says he …
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Disclaimer: Welcome back to week 4 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I …
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I normally start off these Absurdity Checks with some pithy little comment about something silly that happened last night. But, given that I am going to lay into the Dolphins …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Three weeks of NFL action are in the books, which means that it’s time to turn our attention to yet another mid-week island game in the NFL. They call it …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 4 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football and we debut Jeff’s Sicko …
Read More We are now four weeks into the 2022 NFL season, and it feels… kind of bad, actually! There’s a lot of stuff up in the air, and we aren’t quite …
Read More Through three weeks, the NFL season is doing a great job of delivering weekly gut punches. Week three brought us Raiders versus Titans, an AFC matchup of bruised head coach …
Read More Three weeks of fantasy football action are in the books, and with that in mind, we turn our attention to the week four waiver wire. Because it doesn’t matter how …
Read More Week three of the 2022 NFL season is over and if it didn’t shatter your soul, you are made of sterner stuff than me. I thought I could trust my …
Read More Most of week three is in the books, and with the Giants-Cowboys Monday Night Football tilt. If we know one thing about this week, it’s that it was extremely weird. …
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Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, as well as that Thursday Night Football game, that… sure was a contest between two teams in the National Football …
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Week two of the NFL season is in the books, and after Thursday Night Football, it’s time to turn our attention to this weekend’s games. Ideally, you shouldn’t already be …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the CLE-PIT tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …
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Welcome back to week 3 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
Read More Thursday Night Football turned out to be quite a bit more prolific than we had thought. The Browns took down the Steelers, 29-17, moving the Browns to 2-1 and Pittsburgh …
Read More I don’t know about you, but I’m a sucker for blind hypotheticals. Let’s try this one out for size: through two weeks of the 2022 fantasy football season, which of …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Thursday Night Football last week gave us the opportunity to cheer for a Josh Palmer breakout game, as well as a continuance of Gerald Everett SZN. This week, we get …
Read More Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 3 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football. Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …
Read More With the baffling Monday Night Football programming decision, where ESPN put a game up against ESPN, and neither was particularly good, the second week of the NFL season is, mercifully …
Read More hat a week the NFL brought us! Is it possible to have a statement game in week two of the season?! Because if so, the Jaguars and Colts both made …
Read More It was a crazy week two in the NFL, with crazy comebacks, almost crazy comebacks, and Ken Walker actually catching TWO footballs! But, much like Rabbit in 8 Mile, it’s …
Read More Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
Read More We’re (mostly) two weeks into the NFL season, and boy howdy was this one a wild one! Tua Tagovailoa had six touchdowns! Jimmy Garoppolo is a starting quarterback again! The …
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With a fun Thursday Night Football game in the books, it’s time to take a look toward the rest of our week two lineups. There were some wild and woolly …
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Week one of the fantasy football season is in the books, and that means that we already have some injuries and underperforming players to deal with. If you had Dak …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the KC-LAC tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …
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Welcome back to week 2 of the Degenerate’s Gambit! Last week we hit on three of our five bets, including the long shot of the week, with the Bears taking …
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The first Amazon Thursday Night Football game of 2022 between the Chiefs and the Chargers had it all: Jerick McKinnon touchdowns, Justin Herbert gritty performances, and puckering Josh Palmer starters …
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Week one of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s already time to start looking ahead to week two in your fantasy football leagues. First up this week, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 2 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football. Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …
Read More Week one of the NFL season is in the books, and boy was it a wild one! If you are solidly above .500 in your pick-ems, then congratulations! A group …
Read More Cue It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. The new NFL season is upon us, and so much hope and intrigue filled the games in week one. The NFL …
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The first week of the NFL season is in the books, and there’s a lot to unpack from the sixteen games this week. That also means that we have to …
Read More Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
Read More Week one of the NFL season is in the books, and you know what that means! It’s time to overreact to anything and everything that happened on Sunday. Is Trey …
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Fantasy football is finally here! After an offseason of hemming and hawing over who you should take where. And finally, the reason for the season has arrived. It’s week one …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the BUF-LAR tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …
Read More The Buffalo Bills shellacked the reigning champion Los Angeles Rams last night, winning 31-10. Obviously, this left some fantasy football managers rankled, as two Rams in particular (and one Buffalo …
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Hello, friends and fellow degenerates, it’s your old pal Tony for Football Absurdity! This is our first weekly session where I look at some of my favorite lines to play …
Read More Week one of the fantasy football season is here, and hopefully, you have a lineup full of set-and-forget studs that you feel great about! Yeah, me neither. So, we all …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 1 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as the …
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Finally, I have my grubby little paws back on the weekly start-sit articles, with Bryan Sclar, who did them the last few seasons, definitely not tied up in my basement. …
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So, you’re getting ready to get ahold of some week one waiver wire guys, or maybe you got too overzealous in your draft and punted on kicker and defense to …
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It’s week one of the NFL seasons, which means that it’s time to see how our players will fare headed into the NFL season. Generally, we do our “Absurdity Checks” …
Read More With fantasy football drafts mostly in the rear-view mirror, or pending this weekend’s Labor Day blowout bash, it’s time to stop and take stop of every team and their overall …
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With fantasy football drafts mostly in the rear-view mirror, or pending this weekend’s Labor Day blowout bash, it’s time to stop and take stop of every team and their overall …
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Mike is on vacation so Kev Mahserejian of Rotoballer and The Operating Room podcast join Jeff & Walker to talk sleepers and busts in drafts. ================================ Draft kit is live! …
Read More While the preseason is the tune-up season for the NFL, and it’s vital that we don’t overreact to any one thing that happens, it’s important to take note of events …
Read More I try not to overreact to the vagaries of the NFL preseason, at least not when it comes to fantasy football value. I trust my evaluations of both the players …
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Yesterday, we took a look at the things you SHOULD DO in your fantasy football drafts. But, much like Goofus and Gallant, or the Second Law of Motion, everything you …
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I start my redraft preparation in January. I’m not a huge Dynasty fantasy football player, and Best Ball is mostly dominated by one company that is now partially owned by …
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I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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Now that we’ve finished our 2022 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper tight ends. This is my …
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If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …
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I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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Now that we’ve finished our 2022 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper wide receivers. This is my …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko solve Twitter’s greatest fantasy football dilemmas. Draft kit is live! It is 171 player profiles and breakdowns of every team from a fantasy …
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I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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Now that we’ve finished our 2022 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper running backs. This is my …
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I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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Now that we’ve finished our 2022 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper quarterbacks. This is my favorite …
Read More Every year, Evan Hoovler does the hard work for our fantasy football auction ranks. I come in over the top and have a fun little laugh and create a team …
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Making a great fantasy football salary cap team is just like budgeting and buying items for a barbecue. If that abstract analogy has been enough to already convince you, download the …
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Hi! If you don’t know me by now: I’m Evan Hoovler, the hardest mockin’ person in the Salary Cap Business! I mock so much. Today my doctor told me to …
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Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
Read More Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
Read More Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko take a look at the first week of training camp and finish their look around the divisions with their final divisional preview. Draft …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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Hi! I’m Evan Hoovler. If you don’t know me by now: I’m that guy who mock salary cap drafts all the time. Like All. The. Time. My wife says it’s …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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