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Fantasy Football 2022

2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Tennessee Titans

Tennessee Titans 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 21, 2022May 19, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tennessee Titans are the reigning regular-season AFC champions, snagging the #1 seed last season en route to becoming one of the AFC teams the Bengals rolled over on their …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Jacksonville Jaguars

Jacksonville Jaguars 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 20, 2022May 19, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jaguars had one of the most disastrous head coaching situations in recent history last season with Urban Meyer. Now, they’ve turned the page and turned to Doug Pederson to …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Indianapolis Colts

Indianapolis Colts 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Indianapolis Colts did what too many teams can’t do: move on from a disastrous decision. They saddled the Commanders with Carson Wentz, and went out and got Matt Ryan. …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Houston Texans

Houston Texans 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 18, 2022May 18, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Houston Texans are a rebuilding franchise. And, as such, they decided to take players at premium positions in the 2022 NFL Draft with their prime picks (their first three …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Minnesota Vikings / NFL Draft 2022

Minnesota Vikings 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2022May 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings are set on offense. They have Justin Jefferson, Adam Thielen, and Bisi Johnson leading the way at wide receiver, and Dalvin Cook & Alexander Mattison holding down …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Green Bay Packers

Green Bay Packers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2022May 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Green Bay Packers managed to score just ten points against the 49ers in the final game of their 2021 campaign. In that game, Davante Adams accounted for 11-of-29 pass …

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Detroit Lions Rookie Roundup
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2022

Detroit Lions 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 16, 2022May 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions will credibly make it onto some “In the Hunt For the Playoffs” graphics toward the end of the season. Whether or not they make the playoffs likely …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2022

Chicago Bears 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 16, 2022May 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Chicago Bears fired Matt Nagy, let Allen Robinson walk, and threw Justin Fields into sophomore year purgatory. But it’s okay, they got him… a questionable third-round pick to shore …

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Antonio Gibson Washington Football Team
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Washington Commanders

Washington Commanders 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 13, 2022May 11, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The team we constantly called the Washington football team before the team called themselves the Washington Football Team, is the Washington Football Team no longer. Instead, the Washington football team …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022 / Philadelphia Eagles

Philadelphia Eagles 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 12, 2022May 11, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Philadelphia Eagles rocked the draft, trading their #18 overall pick to Tennessee for stud wide receiver A.J. Brown, and paid him handsomely. Given that Brown gives them a pass-catching …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / New York Giants

New York Giants 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 11, 2022May 11, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Giants are a team in transition and a team without an identity. Stud running back Saquon Barkley’s threatening to go the way of Todd Gurley (injuries sapping …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022

Dallas Cowboys 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 10, 2022May 11, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Dallas Cowboys went into 2021 with one of the best offenses, at least on paper. But, the offensive line continued to fall back to the league average, and injuries …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 9, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers thought they would be a team in transition this season. After all, Tom Brady retired, Chris Godwin tore his ACL, and Rob Gronkowski is on the …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / New Orleans Saints

New Orleans Saints 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 8, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New Orleans Saints will shockingly be without Sean Payton this year, as the head coach retired (for now) because he didn’t want to face the stark realities of the …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2022

Carolina Panthers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 7, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFC South has a trend, and that trend is “the quarterback room isn’t exactly what we pictured when the season ended.” Much like the Falcons, the Panthers made a …

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Atlanta Falcons
2022 Rookie Roundup / Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022

Atlanta Falcons 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 6, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Atlanta Falcons are a team in transition. After Calvin Ridley ate a year-long suspension for gambling, Atlanta struck out on Deshaun Watson, Matt Ryan forced his way out of …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022 / Seattle Seahawks

Seattle Seahawks 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 5, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Seahawks, and I’ll be generous with this assessment here, took a step back in the 2022 free agency period. They traded longtime superstar quarterback Russell Wilson to the Denver …

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Nick Caserio Houston Texans
Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft News Dump Roundup AKA “The Doodoo Pick”

May 5, 2022May 5, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at fantasy-relevant players taken in rounds three through seven from the 2022 NFL Draft, the DeAndre Hopkins suspension, and We …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 4, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

So, full disclosure, and if you follow me on Twitter, you already know this: I am a San Francisco 49ers fan. And as a highly-plugged in Niners fan, I am …

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Los Angeles Rams
2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Los Angeles Rams / NFL Draft 2022

Los Angeles Rams 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 3, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Rams have a notorious “eff them picks” mentality, which led to them not drafting inside the top-100 picks in the 2022 NFL Draft. As such, they don’t really have …

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Arizona Cardinals 2020 NFL Draft Rookie Round Up
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2022

Arizona Cardinals 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 2, 2022May 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Arizona Cardinals made one of two trades during the first round of the draft involving established players. Though their trade wasn’t as earth-shattering as the A.J. Brown trade to …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022

Fantasy Football Fallout: 2022 NFL Draft Round 1 Winners & Losers

April 29, 2022April 29, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Round one of the 2022 NFL Draft is in the books, which means we have to squeeze as much content out of the first round as humanly possible before round …

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2022 NFL Draft / Fantasy Football 2022 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC South

April 28, 2022April 27, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The AFC South might be the most rudderless division in the NFL. The Colts angrily jettisoned Carson Wentz and replaced him with one of the few QBs older than me, …

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Pat Freiermuth Pittsburgh Steelers
2022 NFL Draft / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2022 / Pittsburgh Steelers

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC North

April 28, 2022April 27, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC North is a division in …

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2022 NFL Draft / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2022 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC East

April 27, 2022April 27, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We all thought that the AFC East in 2022 was the end of the Patriots’ reign. And then, they made the playoffs. But Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills let …

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2021 Javonte Williams Denver Broncos
2022 NFL Draft / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2022 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC West

April 27, 2022April 27, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North, and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC West is the most beefed-up …

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Calvin Ridley Matt Ryan Atlanta Falcons
2022 NFL Draft / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2022 / New Orleans Saints / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC South

April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …

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Antonio Gibson Washington Football Team
2022 NFL Draft / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2022 / New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Commanders

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC East

April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …

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Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers
2022 NFL Draft / Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2022 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North

April 25, 2022April 26, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …

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2021 Raheem Mostert San Francisco 49ers
2022 NFL Draft / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2022 / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks

2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC West

April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Rookie WRs with Patrick Mayhorn aka “Between a Terrorist and Tim Wakefield”

April 7, 2022April 7, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by Patrick Mayhorn of The Buckeye Sports Bulletin, The Outside Zone, and Flipping the Field, to take a look at the …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 24: Steven Seagal, Kenny Pickett & Alec Pierce

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan and Tony are joined by Craig for the first time since his sabbatical. We discuss Steven Seagal, Alec Pierce, and Kenny Pickett. Plus, some info on the Football Absurdity …

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Tua Tagovailoa Miami Dolphins quarterback sleepers
Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022, More Like 2020-Tua? (Free Agency Review Pt 2)

March 28, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Tight End

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Tight End Winners & Losers

March 25, 2022March 25, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …

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Amari Cooper Dallas Cowboys Start or Sit
Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Wide Receiver Winners & Losers

March 24, 2022March 24, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …

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2021 Myles Gaskin Miami Dolphins Running Back
Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Running Back

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Running Back Winners & Losers

March 23, 2022March 23, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Quarterback

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Quarterback Winners & Losers

March 22, 2022March 22, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Los Angeles Chargers

Fantasy Football Fallout: L.A. Chargers Re-Sign Mike Williams & Add Gerald Everett

March 21, 2022March 21, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Los Angeles Chargers gave Mike Williams an eyepopping contract in free agency, re-signing him for three years and $60 million. That was until the Jaguars gave Christian Kirk a …

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Davante Adams Green Bay Packers Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Green Bay Packers / Las Vegas Raiders

Fantasy Football Fallout: Davante Adams Traded to Las Vegas

March 18, 2022March 18, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Las Vegas Raiders and Green Bay Packers shocked the NFL on Thursday, by moving Davante Adams to the desert (and giving him a major contract) for a 2022 first-round …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022

Fantasy Football Fallout: Miami Dolphins Upgrade Around the Offense

March 17, 2022March 17, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Miami Dolphins, as they are currently constituted, added or re-signed Tight End Mike Gesicki, Running Backs Chase Edmonds & Raheem Mostert, Wide Receiver Cedrick Wilson and Quarterback Teddy Bridgewater. …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Jacksonville Jaguars

Fantasy Football Fallout: Trent Baalke Wilds Out

March 16, 2022March 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jacksonville Jaguars told Trent Baalke to go out and spend some money, and he did just that… before they changed their mind. The Jaguars spent a ton of cash …

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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2022

Fantasy Football Fallout: Arizona Cardinals Re-Sign James Conner & Zach Ertz

March 15, 2022March 15, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Arizona Cardinals lost Christian Kirk to the Brinks truck the Jacksonville Jaguars backed up to his house, and Chase Edmonds absconded off to Miami. But, the Cardinals re-signed two …

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Tom Brady Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Fantasy Football Fallout: Tom Brady & Chris Godwin Return to Tampa Bay

March 14, 2022March 14, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Of course, it was going to be this way. Of course, Tom Brady returned. And, of course, it took him less time to opt back into 2022 than the MLB …

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Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022

Fantasy Football Fallout: Amari Cooper to Cleveland, Michael Gallup Stays, and Jarvis Landry Goes

March 14, 2022March 14, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The pre-free agency period had a couple big pieces of news this past weekend, right up until Tom Brady slammed his fist down and upended the entire chessboard. But, both …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Mike Was Right About Adam Schefter (Free Agency Preview)

March 12, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …

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George Kittle San Francisco 49ers
Fantasy Football 2022 / Tight End

Is Trying to Find a Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight End Worth It?

March 11, 2022March 11, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tight end is such a polarizing position, for two reasons. First, there are a ton of one-and-done tight ends every year, who flare up for a game here or there, …

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Austin Ekeler Los Angeles Chargers
Fantasy Football 2022 / Running Back

2022 Running Back Mile From Scrimmage Club Candidates

March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Editor’s Note: One running back, Jonathan Taylor, joined the Running Back Mile From Scrimmage Club in 2021. If you read this piece in 2021, you can skip to the candidates …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Wide Receiver

Are Rookie Wide Receiver Targets Earned?

March 9, 2022March 15, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Fantasy football circles have been abuzz all offseason about the future and fate of every player, but one soon-to-be sophomore wide receiver seems to be particularly rankling for the fantasy …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Quarterback

Who Were 2021’s Luckiest Quarterbacks?

March 8, 2022March 9, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

When discussing quarterbacks, there’s something ineffable about their luckiness; some quality bestowed upon them from on high that aids in their predetermined destiny. A certain amount of luck seems to …

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David Njoku Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2022 / Free Agency 2022 / Tight End

Fantasy Football 2022: Cleveland Browns Franchise Tag David Njoku

March 7, 2022March 7, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The first NFL Free Agency Domino fell on Monday, with the Cleveland Browns opening the franchise tag window by tagging TE David Njoku, tying him to Cleveland for one more …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2022 / Tight End

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Tight End Busts

March 4, 2022March 3, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Rookie Chat!

March 3, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eight rookies to start dipping their toes into the water of 2022 rookie mania by talking Malik Willis, Desmond …

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Tyreek Hill Kansas City Chiefs
Busts / Fantasy Football 2022 / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Wide Receiver Busts

March 2, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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Jared Goff Cam Akers Los Angeles Rams
Busts / Fantasy Football 2022 / Running Back

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Running Back Busts

March 1, 2022March 4, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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Kyler Murray
Busts / Fantasy Football 2022 / Quarterback

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Quarterback Busts

February 28, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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Zach Ertz Philadelphia Eagles
Fantasy Football 2022 / Sleepers / Tight End

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Tight End Sleepers

February 25, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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Curtis Samuel Washington Football Team Fair
Fantasy Football 2022 / Sleepers / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Wide Receiver Sleepers

February 24, 2022February 22, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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legarrette blount new england patriots rhamondre stevenson
Fantasy Football 2022 / Running Back / Sleepers

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Running Back Sleepers

February 23, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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Trey Lance of Longinus
Fantasy Football 2022 / Quarterback / Sleepers

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Quarterback Sleepers

February 22, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Tight End

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Tight Ends

February 21, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tight ends are always fascinating and are probably my favorite position to look at for fantasy football purposes… mostly because it’s just chaos. Chaos is an interesting term to use, …

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Cooper Kupp Los Angeles Rams
Fantasy Football 2022 / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Wide Receivers

February 18, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Everything with humanity is invented. Not just football and languages, but our preference for things like the base-ten counting system. The base-ten system is our way of counting; grouping things …

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Jonathan Taylor Indianapolis Colts
Fantasy Football 2022 / Running Back

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Running Backs

February 17, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

One of humanity’s great underappreciated evolutions is the hip socket. Humanity evolving into a bidepal species allowed them to run and carry things at the same time, and running and …

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Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks
Fantasy Football 2022 / Quarterback

Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Quarterbacks

February 16, 2022February 16, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If there’s one thing that I know about humans, it’s that modern humans evolved 300,000 years ago, the modern brain evolved 100,000 years ago, and writing evolved about 5,500 years …

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Taylor Heinicke Washington Football Team
Fantasy Football 2022 / Washington Commanders / What to Remember

Washington Commanders Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 15, 2022February 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Sorry, I’m still going to call them the Washington Football Team. Technically, I am correct, I just have to fix the capitalization for the Commanders. They’re the Washington football team. …

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AFC Wild Card Game Derrick Henry Tennessee Titans Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football 2022 / Tennessee Titans / What to Remember

Tennessee Titans Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 14, 2022February 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tennessee Titans were one of the weirder stories in the NFL. Their offense sputtered with Derrick Henry, and then they lost Derrick Henry and (surprise surprise) it continued to …

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start or sit Tom Brady Fantasy Football Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football 2022 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / What to Remember

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 11, 2022February 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had their eyes set on becoming repeat champions all year long. Now, they are part of The Great Reset, with no Tom Brady, probably no Rob …

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Russell Wilson Seattle Seahawks
Fantasy Football 2022 / Seattle Seahawks / What to Remember

Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 10, 2022February 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Russell Wilson did the unthinkable and missed games this season. The Seattle Seahawks had an okay season going before Wilson suffered “mallet finger” which the broadcast kept showing, despite nobody …

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Los Angeles Rams
2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 S*per B*wl & Impromptu Rookie Chat AKA “Ben Skowronek the Chronic”

February 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at THE BIG GAME and have some impromptu rookie chat We will be back in the Patreon feed next week! You can …

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Jimmy Garoppolo San Francisco 49ers Quarterback Sleepers
Fantasy Football 2022 / San Francisco 49ers / What to Remember

San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 9, 2022February 9, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2021 San Francisco 49ers saw themselves start the year by spending three first round picks on Trey Lance and ending the year with a Jimmy Garoppolo desperation heave that …

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Big Ben Roethlisberger Pittsburgh Steelers Start or Sit NFL Draft
Fantasy Football 2022 / Pittsburgh Steelers / What to Remember

Pittsburgh Steelers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 8, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

For the first time in almost 20 years, the Pittsburgh Steelers will enter 2022 with a quarterback who isn’t Ben Roethlisberger. The QB de facto retired after his 2019 elbow …

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Dallas Goedert Philadelphia Eagles Tight End Waiver Wire start or sit
Fantasy Football 2022 / Philadelphia Eagles / What to Remember

Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 7, 2022February 7, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Philadelphia Eagles made it to the NFL postseason and were promptly stomped right back out of the postseason. But, that doesn’t really tell the story about the Eagles, who …

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Zach Wilson New York Jets NFL Draft Fantasy Football Quarterback
Fantasy Football 2022 / New York Jets / What to Remember

New York Jets Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Jets got a fresh start with Robert Saleh and Zach Wilson replacing Sam Darnold and Adam Gase. Unfortunately, they pretty much had the same results. The Jets …

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Sterling Shepard New York Giants sorry for your loss
Fantasy Football 2022 / New York Giants / What to Remember

New York Giants Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 3, 2022February 3, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Giants are currently at the middle of what might be the biggest controversy to sweep the NFL this side of Colin Kaepernick. They’re accused of turning former …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / New Orleans Saints / What to Remember

New Orleans Saints Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 2, 2022February 2, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New Orleans Saints certainly had themselves an offseason between the time I wrote this and the time it goes out for publishing. They will have a whole new head …

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Brandon Bolden New England Patriots
Fantasy Football 2022 / New England Patriots / What to Remember

New England Patriots Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

February 1, 2022January 31, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New England Patriots bounced back faster than anyone had thought (or wanted). The Hoodie got the Pats back to the playoffs with a 10-7 record, a rookie quarterback, and …

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Kirk Cousins Minnesota Vikings Start or Sit cut list
Fantasy Football 2022 / Minnesota Vikings / What to Remember

Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 31, 2022January 31, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings are a team in transition. They fired their head coach and general manager, and as of writing this, they’ve only replaced the general manager, with Kwesi Adofo-Mensah …

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Miami Dolphins
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Miami Dolphins Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 28, 2022January 31, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Miami Dolphins had a turbulent 2021, which ended with the canning of Brian Flores. It was a disaster from soup to nuts, with the Dolphins actively courting Deshaun “two …

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Los Angeles Rams
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Los Angeles Rams Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 27, 2022January 31, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Los Angeles Rams finished the 2021 season on fire, thanks to the efforts of an amazing defense, Cooper Kupp, and the newest addition to the offense: Matthew Stafford. The …

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2021 Justin Herbert Los Angeles Chargers
Fantasy Football 2022 / Los Angeles Chargers / What to Remember

Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 26, 2022January 31, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Los Angeles Chargers should have been in the playoffs, but the Raiders denied us glory by kicking a field goal at the end of overtime to defeat the Chargers. …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Las Vegas Raiders / What to Remember

Las Vegas Raiders Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 25, 2022January 31, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If anyone told you they saw the Las Vegas Raiders’ season playing out as it did, that’s how you know that they’re a liar. The league somehow found that only …

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Tyreek Hill Kansas City Chiefs
Fantasy Football 2022 / Kansas City Chiefs / What to Remember

Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 24, 2022January 31, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

As I write this introduction, the Kansas City Chiefs sit in the afterglow of what might be the greatest football game of all time. They defeated the Buffalo Bills in …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Jacksonville Jaguars / What to Remember

Jacksonville Jaguars Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 21, 2022January 20, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jacksonville Jaguars’ season was an abject disaster. There’s no other way to put it. Urban Meyer repeatedly embarrassed himself and the Jags, until they let him go. Trevor Lawrence …

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Jonathan Taylor Indianapolis Colts
Fantasy Football 2022 / Indianapolis Colts / What to Remember

Indianapolis Colts Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 20, 2022January 20, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

All the Indianapolis Colts had to do was beat the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars. That’s all they had to do, and we wouldn’t talk about them as the team that almost …

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Nick Caserio Houston Texans
Fantasy Football 2022 / Houston Texans / What to Remember

Houston Texans Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 19, 2022January 19, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This might shock you but the Houston Texans turned out to be terrible this season! It seems as though trading all of your good players, except your star quarterback who …

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Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers
Fantasy Football 2022 / Green Bay Packers / What to Remember

Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 18, 2022January 18, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Green Bay Packers had a tumultuous offseason, to say the least. They forgot to draft any good offensive weapons for Aaron Rodgers, who, in turn, went on a walkabout …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Detroit Lions Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions finished their season on an upward swing, beating the (maybe not really trying) Green Bay Packers to finish their year at 3-13-1. Luckily, this didn’t really muddle …

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2021 Javonte Williams Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Denver Broncos Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 14, 2022January 13, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Denver Broncos are a team in transition, in many respects. Teddy Bridgwater & Drew Lock both proved that they aren’t it at the quarterback position. The team also parted …

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2021 Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 13, 2022January 13, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Dallas Cowboys started their season with beach cruisers on Hard Knocks and ended their season with a bang, trouncing the Philadelphia Eagles who… had nothing to play for. Gardner …

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Cole Kmet Chicago Bears Tight End Sleeper
Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Chicago Bears Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2021 Chicago Bears started three quarterbacks, two running backs, and one wide receiver. All disrespect to Allen Robinson there. But, Chicago set a new standard for boring, uninspiring play …

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Joe Mixon Cincinnati Bengals Running Back
Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Cincinnati Bengals Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 10, 2022January 7, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cincinnati Bengals are the talk of the town thanks to Joe Burrow going nuclear in the last two games of the fantasy football season, leading them to the AFC …

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Curtis Samuel Washington Football Team Fair
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Carolina Panthers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 7, 2022January 7, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Carolina Panthers had themselves a helluva season. Things aren’t going well for a squad when the head coach admits he might use three quarterbacks in a game, and then …

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Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 6, 2022January 5, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buffalo Bills struggled in 2021, likely because of the lofty expectations placed on them following their 2020 season. Unfortunately, most of the team took a step back from a …

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Lamar Jackson Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Baltimore Ravens Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 5, 2022January 5, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens’ season didn’t really go how they had hoped. That’s what happens when you lose your first-string running back, second-string running back, third-string running back, and realize that …

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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Atlanta Falcons Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 4, 2022January 5, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If underwhelming expectations had a mascot, it would be the 2021 Atlanta Falcons. They had a new head coach, a stud rookie tight end, and Calvin Ridley. And in the …

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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2022 / What to Remember

Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember

January 3, 2022January 3, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Arizona Cardinals didn’t quite live up to the expectations we had for them in 2021. Some had Kyler Murray as their #1 quarterback, others thought Chase Edmonds was going …

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Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags

October 22, 2021 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …

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