Tennessee Titans 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Tennessee Titans are the reigning regular-season AFC champions, snagging the #1 seed last season en route to becoming one of the AFC teams the Bengals rolled over on their …
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Jacksonville Jaguars 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Jaguars had one of the most disastrous head coaching situations in recent history last season with Urban Meyer. Now, they’ve turned the page and turned to Doug Pederson to …
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Indianapolis Colts 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Indianapolis Colts did what too many teams can’t do: move on from a disastrous decision. They saddled the Commanders with Carson Wentz, and went out and got Matt Ryan. …
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Houston Texans 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Houston Texans are a rebuilding franchise. And, as such, they decided to take players at premium positions in the 2022 NFL Draft with their prime picks (their first three …
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Minnesota Vikings 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Minnesota Vikings are set on offense. They have Justin Jefferson, Adam Thielen, and Bisi Johnson leading the way at wide receiver, and Dalvin Cook & Alexander Mattison holding down …
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Green Bay Packers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Green Bay Packers managed to score just ten points against the 49ers in the final game of their 2021 campaign. In that game, Davante Adams accounted for 11-of-29 pass …
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Detroit Lions 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Detroit Lions will credibly make it onto some “In the Hunt For the Playoffs” graphics toward the end of the season. Whether or not they make the playoffs likely …
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Chicago Bears 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Chicago Bears fired Matt Nagy, let Allen Robinson walk, and threw Justin Fields into sophomore year purgatory. But it’s okay, they got him… a questionable third-round pick to shore …
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Washington Commanders 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The team we constantly called the Washington football team before the team called themselves the Washington Football Team, is the Washington Football Team no longer. Instead, the Washington football team …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Philadelphia Eagles rocked the draft, trading their #18 overall pick to Tennessee for stud wide receiver A.J. Brown, and paid him handsomely. Given that Brown gives them a pass-catching …
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New York Giants 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The New York Giants are a team in transition and a team without an identity. Stud running back Saquon Barkley’s threatening to go the way of Todd Gurley (injuries sapping …
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Dallas Cowboys went into 2021 with one of the best offenses, at least on paper. But, the offensive line continued to fall back to the league average, and injuries …
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers thought they would be a team in transition this season. After all, Tom Brady retired, Chris Godwin tore his ACL, and Rob Gronkowski is on the …
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New Orleans Saints 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The New Orleans Saints will shockingly be without Sean Payton this year, as the head coach retired (for now) because he didn’t want to face the stark realities of the …
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Carolina Panthers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The NFC South has a trend, and that trend is “the quarterback room isn’t exactly what we pictured when the season ended.” Much like the Falcons, the Panthers made a …
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Atlanta Falcons 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Atlanta Falcons are a team in transition. After Calvin Ridley ate a year-long suspension for gambling, Atlanta struck out on Deshaun Watson, Matt Ryan forced his way out of …
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Seattle Seahawks 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Seahawks, and I’ll be generous with this assessment here, took a step back in the 2022 free agency period. They traded longtime superstar quarterback Russell Wilson to the Denver …
Read More Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft News Dump Roundup AKA “The Doodoo Pick”
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at fantasy-relevant players taken in rounds three through seven from the 2022 NFL Draft, the DeAndre Hopkins suspension, and We …
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San Francisco 49ers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
So, full disclosure, and if you follow me on Twitter, you already know this: I am a San Francisco 49ers fan. And as a highly-plugged in Niners fan, I am …
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Los Angeles Rams 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Rams have a notorious “eff them picks” mentality, which led to them not drafting inside the top-100 picks in the 2022 NFL Draft. As such, they don’t really have …
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Arizona Cardinals 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Arizona Cardinals made one of two trades during the first round of the draft involving established players. Though their trade wasn’t as earth-shattering as the A.J. Brown trade to …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2022 NFL Draft Round 1 Winners & Losers
Round one of the 2022 NFL Draft is in the books, which means we have to squeeze as much content out of the first round as humanly possible before round …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC South
The AFC South might be the most rudderless division in the NFL. The Colts angrily jettisoned Carson Wentz and replaced him with one of the few QBs older than me, …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC North
We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC North is a division in …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC East
We all thought that the AFC East in 2022 was the end of the Patriots’ reign. And then, they made the playoffs. But Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills let …
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2022 NFL Draft / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2022 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers
2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC West
We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North, and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC West is the most beefed-up …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC South
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC East
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC West
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Rookie WRs with Patrick Mayhorn aka “Between a Terrorist and Tim Wakefield”
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by Patrick Mayhorn of The Buckeye Sports Bulletin, The Outside Zone, and Flipping the Field, to take a look at the …
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THfantaC Podcast Episode 24: Steven Seagal, Kenny Pickett & Alec Pierce
Ryan and Tony are joined by Craig for the first time since his sabbatical. We discuss Steven Seagal, Alec Pierce, and Kenny Pickett. Plus, some info on the Football Absurdity …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022, More Like 2020-Tua? (Free Agency Review Pt 2)
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …
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Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Tight End Winners & Losers
With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …
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Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Wide Receiver Winners & Losers
With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …
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Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Running Back Winners & Losers
With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …
Read More Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Quarterback Winners & Losers
With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: L.A. Chargers Re-Sign Mike Williams & Add Gerald Everett
The Los Angeles Chargers gave Mike Williams an eyepopping contract in free agency, re-signing him for three years and $60 million. That was until the Jaguars gave Christian Kirk a …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Davante Adams Traded to Las Vegas
The Las Vegas Raiders and Green Bay Packers shocked the NFL on Thursday, by moving Davante Adams to the desert (and giving him a major contract) for a 2022 first-round …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Miami Dolphins Upgrade Around the Offense
The Miami Dolphins, as they are currently constituted, added or re-signed Tight End Mike Gesicki, Running Backs Chase Edmonds & Raheem Mostert, Wide Receiver Cedrick Wilson and Quarterback Teddy Bridgewater. …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Trent Baalke Wilds Out
The Jacksonville Jaguars told Trent Baalke to go out and spend some money, and he did just that… before they changed their mind. The Jaguars spent a ton of cash …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Arizona Cardinals Re-Sign James Conner & Zach Ertz
The Arizona Cardinals lost Christian Kirk to the Brinks truck the Jacksonville Jaguars backed up to his house, and Chase Edmonds absconded off to Miami. But, the Cardinals re-signed two …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Tom Brady & Chris Godwin Return to Tampa Bay
Of course, it was going to be this way. Of course, Tom Brady returned. And, of course, it took him less time to opt back into 2022 than the MLB …
Read MoreFantasy Football Fallout: Amari Cooper to Cleveland, Michael Gallup Stays, and Jarvis Landry Goes
The pre-free agency period had a couple big pieces of news this past weekend, right up until Tom Brady slammed his fist down and upended the entire chessboard. But, both …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Mike Was Right About Adam Schefter (Free Agency Preview)
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …
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Is Trying to Find a Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight End Worth It?
Tight end is such a polarizing position, for two reasons. First, there are a ton of one-and-done tight ends every year, who flare up for a game here or there, …
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2022 Running Back Mile From Scrimmage Club Candidates
Editor’s Note: One running back, Jonathan Taylor, joined the Running Back Mile From Scrimmage Club in 2021. If you read this piece in 2021, you can skip to the candidates …
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Are Rookie Wide Receiver Targets Earned?
Fantasy football circles have been abuzz all offseason about the future and fate of every player, but one soon-to-be sophomore wide receiver seems to be particularly rankling for the fantasy …
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Who Were 2021’s Luckiest Quarterbacks?
When discussing quarterbacks, there’s something ineffable about their luckiness; some quality bestowed upon them from on high that aids in their predetermined destiny. A certain amount of luck seems to …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Cleveland Browns Franchise Tag David Njoku
The first NFL Free Agency Domino fell on Monday, with the Cleveland Browns opening the franchise tag window by tagging TE David Njoku, tying him to Cleveland for one more …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Tight End Busts
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Rookie Chat!
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eight rookies to start dipping their toes into the water of 2022 rookie mania by talking Malik Willis, Desmond …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Wide Receiver Busts
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Running Back Busts
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Quarterback Busts
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Tight End Sleepers
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Wide Receiver Sleepers
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Running Back Sleepers
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Quarterback Sleepers
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Tight Ends
Tight ends are always fascinating and are probably my favorite position to look at for fantasy football purposes… mostly because it’s just chaos. Chaos is an interesting term to use, …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Wide Receivers
Everything with humanity is invented. Not just football and languages, but our preference for things like the base-ten counting system. The base-ten system is our way of counting; grouping things …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Running Backs
One of humanity’s great underappreciated evolutions is the hip socket. Humanity evolving into a bidepal species allowed them to run and carry things at the same time, and running and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Quarterbacks
If there’s one thing that I know about humans, it’s that modern humans evolved 300,000 years ago, the modern brain evolved 100,000 years ago, and writing evolved about 5,500 years …
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Washington Commanders Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
Sorry, I’m still going to call them the Washington Football Team. Technically, I am correct, I just have to fix the capitalization for the Commanders. They’re the Washington football team. …
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Tennessee Titans Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Tennessee Titans were one of the weirder stories in the NFL. Their offense sputtered with Derrick Henry, and then they lost Derrick Henry and (surprise surprise) it continued to …
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had their eyes set on becoming repeat champions all year long. Now, they are part of The Great Reset, with no Tom Brady, probably no Rob …
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Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
Russell Wilson did the unthinkable and missed games this season. The Seattle Seahawks had an okay season going before Wilson suffered “mallet finger” which the broadcast kept showing, despite nobody …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 S*per B*wl & Impromptu Rookie Chat AKA “Ben Skowronek the Chronic”
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at THE BIG GAME and have some impromptu rookie chat We will be back in the Patreon feed next week! You can …
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San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The 2021 San Francisco 49ers saw themselves start the year by spending three first round picks on Trey Lance and ending the year with a Jimmy Garoppolo desperation heave that …
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Pittsburgh Steelers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
For the first time in almost 20 years, the Pittsburgh Steelers will enter 2022 with a quarterback who isn’t Ben Roethlisberger. The QB de facto retired after his 2019 elbow …
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Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Philadelphia Eagles made it to the NFL postseason and were promptly stomped right back out of the postseason. But, that doesn’t really tell the story about the Eagles, who …
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New York Jets Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The New York Jets got a fresh start with Robert Saleh and Zach Wilson replacing Sam Darnold and Adam Gase. Unfortunately, they pretty much had the same results. The Jets …
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New York Giants Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The New York Giants are currently at the middle of what might be the biggest controversy to sweep the NFL this side of Colin Kaepernick. They’re accused of turning former …
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New Orleans Saints Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The New Orleans Saints certainly had themselves an offseason between the time I wrote this and the time it goes out for publishing. They will have a whole new head …
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New England Patriots Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The New England Patriots bounced back faster than anyone had thought (or wanted). The Hoodie got the Pats back to the playoffs with a 10-7 record, a rookie quarterback, and …
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Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Minnesota Vikings are a team in transition. They fired their head coach and general manager, and as of writing this, they’ve only replaced the general manager, with Kwesi Adofo-Mensah …
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Miami Dolphins Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Miami Dolphins had a turbulent 2021, which ended with the canning of Brian Flores. It was a disaster from soup to nuts, with the Dolphins actively courting Deshaun “two …
Read More Los Angeles Rams Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Los Angeles Rams finished the 2021 season on fire, thanks to the efforts of an amazing defense, Cooper Kupp, and the newest addition to the offense: Matthew Stafford. The …
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Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Los Angeles Chargers should have been in the playoffs, but the Raiders denied us glory by kicking a field goal at the end of overtime to defeat the Chargers. …
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Las Vegas Raiders Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
If anyone told you they saw the Las Vegas Raiders’ season playing out as it did, that’s how you know that they’re a liar. The league somehow found that only …
Read More Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
As I write this introduction, the Kansas City Chiefs sit in the afterglow of what might be the greatest football game of all time. They defeated the Buffalo Bills in …
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Jacksonville Jaguars Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Jacksonville Jaguars’ season was an abject disaster. There’s no other way to put it. Urban Meyer repeatedly embarrassed himself and the Jags, until they let him go. Trevor Lawrence …
Read More Indianapolis Colts Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
All the Indianapolis Colts had to do was beat the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars. That’s all they had to do, and we wouldn’t talk about them as the team that almost …
Read More Houston Texans Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
This might shock you but the Houston Texans turned out to be terrible this season! It seems as though trading all of your good players, except your star quarterback who …
Read More Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Green Bay Packers had a tumultuous offseason, to say the least. They forgot to draft any good offensive weapons for Aaron Rodgers, who, in turn, went on a walkabout …
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Detroit Lions Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Detroit Lions finished their season on an upward swing, beating the (maybe not really trying) Green Bay Packers to finish their year at 3-13-1. Luckily, this didn’t really muddle …
Read More Denver Broncos Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Denver Broncos are a team in transition, in many respects. Teddy Bridgwater & Drew Lock both proved that they aren’t it at the quarterback position. The team also parted …
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Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Dallas Cowboys started their season with beach cruisers on Hard Knocks and ended their season with a bang, trouncing the Philadelphia Eagles who… had nothing to play for. Gardner …
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Chicago Bears Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The 2021 Chicago Bears started three quarterbacks, two running backs, and one wide receiver. All disrespect to Allen Robinson there. But, Chicago set a new standard for boring, uninspiring play …
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Cincinnati Bengals Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Cincinnati Bengals are the talk of the town thanks to Joe Burrow going nuclear in the last two games of the fantasy football season, leading them to the AFC …
Read More Carolina Panthers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Carolina Panthers had themselves a helluva season. Things aren’t going well for a squad when the head coach admits he might use three quarterbacks in a game, and then …
Read More Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Buffalo Bills struggled in 2021, likely because of the lofty expectations placed on them following their 2020 season. Unfortunately, most of the team took a step back from a …
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Baltimore Ravens Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Baltimore Ravens’ season didn’t really go how they had hoped. That’s what happens when you lose your first-string running back, second-string running back, third-string running back, and realize that …
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Atlanta Falcons Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
If underwhelming expectations had a mascot, it would be the 2021 Atlanta Falcons. They had a new head coach, a stud rookie tight end, and Calvin Ridley. And in the …
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Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Arizona Cardinals didn’t quite live up to the expectations we had for them in 2021. Some had Kyler Murray as their #1 quarterback, others thought Chase Edmonds was going …
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