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Three Fantastically Surprising Fantasy Surprises for Week 9

November 6, 2017November 6, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Week 9 sucked. Let’s get this in the books so I never have to think about the horrors of week 9 again. Here’s are three delightfully novel fantasy developments for …

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Comedy / Surprises

Week 8 NFL Surprises – Great Job, Browns!

October 30, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

An extremely condescending and sarcastic look at the biggest Week 8 NFL Surprises. 

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AFC North
Arizona Cardinals / Atlanta Falcons / Cincinnati Bengals / Comedy / Surprises

Three Surprising NFL Week 7 Performances (That Prove I’m Not Always Negative)

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

NFL Week 7 Surprises A lot of people say I need an attitude change. A lot of people can suck it. Here are my NFL week 7 surprises.

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Salary Cap Drafts

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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