2021 Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Dallas Goedert Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 DeVonta Smith Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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2021 Miles Sanders Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Jalen Hurts Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Philadelphia Eagles are a team in transition. They moved on from Carson Wentz, Doug Pederson, and a whole mess of wide receivers. When you end your season by firing …
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2021 Rookie Fantasy Football Auction Values
If you’re like me, you currently have mock fantasy football auctions open in three different windows. Yeah, you’re not like me. And that’s great! Let me do all the hard …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2021 NFL Draft Round One
The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC East
The NFC East was the worst division in football in 2020, and it wasn’t even close. There was a point in mid-October where it was mathematically possible that a five-win …
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2021 NFL Mock Draft: Our Experts Have 32 Quarterbacks Going in First Round
We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
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Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
When you end your season by firing your head coach, things generally didn’t go the way you wanted. That’s the story of the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles. Doug Pederson took a …
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2020 Week 16 Advice / Chicago Bears / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Baker Mayfield, or Jalen Hurts in Fantasy Football Week 16?
It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Football Team
Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Love Hurts
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a quarterback sleeper. But, if you do, we …
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2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Los Angeles Rams / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Cam Akers, Miles Sanders, or David Johnson in Fantasy Football Week 14?
I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tight End
Start or Sit Mike Gesicki, Dallas Goedert, or Eric Ebron in Fantasy Football Week 13?
It’s week thirteen and it is time to look at the trash heap that is tight ends. I don’t know why the tight end on your roster is doing terribly. …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 12: Another Nelson Agholor Pun
It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Washington Football Team / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 11: Yes We Cam (Sims)
With ten weeks in the books, it really feels like we’ve gone through four or five seasons worth of frustration and heartbreak. Let’s keep this FUN train rolling towards our …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Tua Tagovailoa, Cam Newton, or Carson Wentz in Fantasy Football Week 11?
We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More Start or Sit Austin Hooper, Dallas Goedert, or Evan Engram in Fantasy Football Week 10?
There is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / Minnesota Vikings / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Kansas City Chiefs / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit Le’Veon Bell, Boston Scott, or Leonard Fournette in Fantasy Football Week 8?
After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo, Carson Wentz, or Justin Herbert in Fantasy Football Week 8?
After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 7: NFC Least
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Whats the Deal with Zach Ertz?
Through five games, few tight ends have disappointed their fantasy football managers like Zach Ertz. The set-and-forget top-end TE1 has completely fallen off the map at this point. Ertz squeezed …
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2020 Week 3 Advice / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Football Team
Start or Sit Austin Hooper, Logan Thomas, or Dallas Goedert in Fantasy Football Week 3?
Ideally, you don’t have questions this week as to who you should start at tight end. Ideally, you listened to me and you are reaping the Mike Gesicki point storm …
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Start or Sit Dallas Goedert, Logan Thomas or Jonnu Smith in Fantasy Football Week 2?
It is week two of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit. Unfortunately, you probably need to start a …
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2020 Week 2 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Rams / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Gardner Minshew, Carson Wentz, or Jared Goff in Fantasy Football Week 2?
Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Sleepers / Washington Football Team
Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Great Scott!
It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a group of running backs that you want to start a guy from this week. …
Read More 2020 Week 1 Advice / Atlanta Falcons / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Tight End
Start or Sit Noah Fant, Dallas Goedert, or Hayden Hurst in Fantasy Football Week 1?
Ah, streaming tight ends. This is where the rubber meets the road and the fun really begins. This week, we have three players who might all be on your roster …
Read More 2020 Carson Wentz Fantasy Football Player Profile
I’m not sure what it says about Carson Wentz that in our first run of player profiles, we got to Teddy Bridgewater before Carson Wentz. At least there’s something to …
Read More Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The Philadelphia Eagles looked more like a fourth-preseason game team than a playoff team when they hobbled off the field after losing to the Seahawks in the playoffs. DeSean Jackson, …
Read More 2020 Dallas Goedert Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Jalen Reagor Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Zach Ertz Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Alshon Jeffery Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Miles Sanders Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One
The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / New York Giants / NFL Draft 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Football Team
2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: NFC East
We’ve gotten through the NFC West and NFC North NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlists. Now, it’s time to take a look at the division we get way too much of …
Read More Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
The Philadelphia Eagles did not have a great season, given their expectations and that they are now two seasons removed from the Super Bowl. The wide receiver corps completely fell …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: The Best High in My Life
Welcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People, where I brave the dangerous and mind-altering comments sections from NFL articles to bring you comedy gold. First, a word from our sponsor: …
Read More NFC Wild Card Sunday Preview: Philadelphia Eagles versus Seattle Seahawks
NFC Wild Card Matchup: Seattle Seahawks (13-3) at Philadelphia Eagles (9-7) Sunday, January 5, 01:40 PM PST (NBC) The Seattle Seahawks came literally within inches of staying home for this …
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2020 Playoffs / 2020 Wild Card Round / Buffalo Bills / Houston Texans / Minnesota Vikings / New England Patriots / New Orleans Saints / Philadelphia Eagles / Predictions / Seattle Seahawks / Tennessee Titans
Wild Card Predictions from Experts and Comedians
Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief The Texans now have the coveted “let’s get this out of the way” game each season. They host a team …
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Absurdity Check / Arizona Cardinals / Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / New Orleans Saints / New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Absurdity Report: NFL Funniest Memes, Videos, Moments of Week 16
Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16?
Should I Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16? As the 2019 fantasy football season comes to an end, I wanted to thank everyone …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Sleepers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 16: Miller Time
It’s the fantasy football finals, and that means that it’s our last round of wide receiver sleepers for the season! To qualify for this article, the wide receiver sleepers must …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Sleepers / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 16: Mr. DeAndre Goes to Washington
It’s the fantasy football finals, and that means that it’s our last round of running back sleepers for the season! To qualify for this article, the running back sleepers must …
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Arizona Cardinals / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16?
Should I Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16? Not great, Bob! That pretty much sums up my start or sit picks over the …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Sleepers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Running Back Sleepers Week 15: Great Scott?
This is the time of year where the right running back sleepers could mean the difference between a fantasy championship, and an offseason second-guessing yourself, and all your life decisions. …
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Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2019 / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Absurdity Check: Should I Drop Jordan Howard?
Should I Drop Jordan Howard? As of writing this, Jordan Howard sits at 72% ownership on Yahoo! That’s over 10x the odds that he has to start this season for …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14?
Should I Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 13 Dumpster Dives
It’s week thirteen of the fantasy football season, and your fantasy team is sleepy like a sloth injected with tryptophan That’s where we step in with our weekly daily fantasy …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / New England Patriots / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Tom Brady, Baker Mayfield, or Carson Wentz in Week 13
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around the middle of the pack …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 12 Dumpster Dives
It’s week twelve of the fantasy football season, and your opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / New York Jets / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Tight End / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 12 Tight End Sleepers – Eifert Posting
Tight ends are garbage every year in fantasy football. Don’t even try to argue with me. Here are some week 12 tight end sleepers to get you all worked up …
Read More SFYL 11: Philly (Not So) Special
Eleven weeks into the NFL season and we’re really starting to break some hearts and shatter some dreams. This column started the year very AFC heavy, and justifiably so as …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Jimmy Garoppolo, or Philip Rivers Week 11
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Week Ten Fantasy Football Trade Targets
What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans / Tight End / Week 8 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Nine TE Sleepers – They’re Brrrrrrate!
It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 8 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week eight of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Tight End / Week 7 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Seven TE Sleepers – Raiding Fort Knox
We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Week 5 2019 Fantasy Coverage / Wide Receiver
Week Five WR Sleepers – Goldden Tate
Check out our week five fantasy football wide receiver sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one WR available in over …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 3 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Fuller, Jeffery, or Westbrook?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football DeSean Jackson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Philadelphia Eagles
July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Alshon Jeffery Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jordan Howard Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Miles Sanders Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Carson Wentz Player Profile
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Read More 2019 Fantasy Football Zach Ertz Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Philadelphia Eagles
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NFL Draft: Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Zach Ertz, Tight End 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Alshon Jeffery, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: WR, RB The Philadelphia hopeful mostly need …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2019 Mock Draft
This Philadelphia Eagles 2019 mock draft means it’s already been over a year since the green & white confetti fell in U.S. Bank Stadium. Eagles fans had their dreams come …
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Dallas Cowboys / Indianapolis Colts / Kansas City Chiefs / Los Angeles Chargers / Los Angeles Rams / New England Patriots / New Orleans Saints / Philadelphia Eagles / Playoffs / Predictions
Super Bowl Predictions
Super Bowl Predictions We were wondering: is there an article we can make that ensures all of us, save maybe one, look like fools? Then it hit us: Super Bowl …
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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions
2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …
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Football Absurdity Experts’ 2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions
2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Breida, Smallwood, or Peyton Barber?
Start or Sit Matt Breida, Wendell Smallwood, or Peyton Barber? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Los Angeles Rams / New York Jets / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon?
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon? What can you do this late in the season other than read articles religiously and blame …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Start or Sit / Washington Football Team
Week 15 Start or Sit Adrian Peterson, Kenyan Drake, or Josh Adams
Congrats on achieving everyone’s fantasy football goal: Watching some of your players on a Saturday. But after making the playoffs, you face an even more difficult decision: Which site to …
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Sorry for Your Loss Week 14 – The Philadelphia Eagles Season Is over
What a difference a year makes. This time last year Eagles fans were mourning the loss of their star QB and abandoning all hope as some dude name Nick Foles …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Golladay, Lockett, or Jeffery?
It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than ever should be reading this article. Nevertheless, if you are reading …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Stafford, Cousins, or Wentz?
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tom Brady
Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Mayfield, Brady, or Wentz?
Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Tom Brady, or Carson Wentz? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Sleepers
Week 12 RB Sleepers – Rated Frank For Gore
Week 12 RB Sleepers – Rated Frank For Gore Trying to sort out RB sleepers is the hardest part of every week for me. Well, actually, that’s getting out of …
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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Jeffery, Cooper, or Hilton?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Amari Cooper, or T.Y. Hilton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Jets / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Sleepers / Washington Football Team
Fantasy Football Week 10 RB Sleepers – The Profit, Elijah
Fantasy Football Week 10 RB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find RB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Uzomah, Ebron, or Ertz?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, Eric Ebron, or Zach Ertz? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Eagles at Giants
The New York Giants hosted the Philadelphia Eagles on Thursday Night Football. Close your eyes, imagine how it went. That’s exactly how it went. The Giants almost fumbled on the …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Atlanta Falcons at Philadelphia Eagles
Funny Tweets about Thursday Night Football The 2018 NFL season is finally back, and we have funny tweets about Thursday Night Football! The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles topped the Atlanta …
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2018 Fantasy Football Zach Ertz Player Profile
If you don’t want to end your fantasy football season eating horse manure (or if you do…?), then this Fantasy Football Zach Ertz profile is for you. As we gear …
Read More Fantasy Football Alshon Jeffery: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Alshon Jeffery player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Philadelphia Eagles
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Jay Ajayi Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Philadelphia Eagles
The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles took just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 NFL Draft. No, they didn’t add to their stable of running backs or try to …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football Carson Wentz Player Profile
If you are interested in quarterbacks who are tearing the league apart, then this fantasy football Carson Wentz player profile will leave your ACL’s shredded. As we gear up to …
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Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Predictions / Tom Brady / Washington Football Team
30 Team Parlay: NFC East Over/Under For 2018 NFL Season
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …
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Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / State of the Division / Washington Football Team
State of the Division: The NFC East
The NFC East is the home of the 2017 NFL champions, the Philadelphia Eagles. They didn’t stop there, and the rest of the division certainly followed suit in making a …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Philadelphia Eagles (The Union 76)
Union 76s like to make the rules, then break them. Freewheeling, brash, and loud, it’s no wonder this personality type spends the most time in middle management sales positions. Union …
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Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LII, Part 2
These facts about Super Bowl LII were all done by original research. So if you see somebody else saying stuff like “Tom Brady set the Super Bowl record for passing …
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2018 NFL Championship Round Predictions
Jacksonville Jaguars vs New England Patriots Waleed Ismail – I want so badly for the Jacksonville Jaguars to win this game. It is a yearning deep within my loins. The …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jay Ajayi in Week Fifteen?
It’s been a heck of a season for Jay Ajayi. He toiled for the Miami Dolphins as they rode into obscurity, then overnight he was on the NFC’s top team. …
Read More Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jay Ajayi in Week Thirteen?
Going into the season, the Miami Dolphins situation was supposed to produce a ton of fantasy football points. However, Ryan Tannehill was lost for the season and everything quickly fell …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jay Ajayi in Week Nine?
The NFL world and fantasy football world was rocked earlier this week as the Miami Dolphins agreed to send running back Jay Ajayi to the Philadelphia Eagles. While going from …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Nelson Agholor in Week Eight?
When I was in high school, we read William Golding’s Lord of the Flies. That’s not too unusual for high schoolers, but was unusual was that we had a mock …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Deshaun Watson over Carson Wentz
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While I am a big fan of Carson Wentz and what he has …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carson Wentz in Week Six?
Carson Wentz started off extremely well each of the last two seasons in real life and in fantasy football. Through the first four games last season, he amassed 1,007 passing …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Surprises
Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
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Dallas Cowboys / Football / New York Giants / NFC / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Power Rankings / Teams / Washington Football Team
NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Four: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Sometimes Running Is The Only Option
The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jay Cutler Over Carson Wentz In Week Three
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carson Wentz Week Three?
Coming into this fantasy football season, there was a class of quarterbacks who were set to be back-end starters who you could mix-and-match two of them to cobble together a …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Surprises
Week two has come and gone and if you played your cards right and listened to last week’s waiver suggestions, you might still have hope of salvaging that dumpster fire …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2017 Fantasy Football Preview
The Philadelphia Eagles are in a transition year, with an ascendant quarterback, a plethora of wide receivers and a muddled-as-heck backfield. The two biggest named wide receivers and two of …
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