2022 Super Bowl Predictions

Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …

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Start or Sit Le’Veon Bell, Boston Scott, or Leonard Fournette in Fantasy Football Week 8?

After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …

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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One

The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …

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Wild Card Predictions from Experts and Comedians

Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief The Texans now have the coveted “let’s get this out of the way” game each season. They host a team …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 13 Dumpster Dives

It’s week thirteen of the fantasy football season, and your fantasy team is sleepy like a sloth injected with tryptophan That’s where we step in with our weekly daily fantasy …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 12 Dumpster Dives

It’s week twelve of the fantasy football season, and your opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …

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Week Ten Fantasy Football Trade Targets

What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 8 Dumpster Dives

Well, it’s week eight of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 3 Dumpster Dives

Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …

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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions

2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …

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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Four: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Sometimes Running Is The Only Option

The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone.  Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia.  …

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