Dynasty drafters: You’ve got your rookies, we’ve got funny 2018 rookie fantasy football team names. It’s not even subjective: If you don’t find these team names funny you will start the football season at a significant competitive disadvantage and will probably end up getting an awful tattoo or whatever last-place punishment your league has (my league makes the last-place owner renounce Christ.)
On that note, if a player isn’t on here, it means that I could not make a super-hilario team name about them, which makes them completely undraftable. That’s what it does.
Check out our list of 2018 rookie fantasy football team names, and leave your own funny team names in the comments!
|Saquon Barkley||Alcoholics Saquonymous|
|Derrius Guice||No More Mr. Guice Guice|
|Derrius Guice & Julian Edelman||EdelGuice|
|Sony Michel||It’s Sony Mi and You|
|Rashaad Penny||A Penny Earned Is a Penny Rashaved|
|Kerryon Johnson||Kerryon My Wayward Johnson|
|Ronald Jones||Ronald Wives’ Tale-back|
|Nick Chubb||Smack My Nick Chubb|
|Calvin Ridley||The Calvinted Mr. Ridley|
|DJ Moore||You should rap less, and DJ Moore|
|Cortland Sutton||This Land Is Cortland|
|Cortland Sutton & Royce Freeman||Freeman on the Cortland|
|Lamar Jackson||Lamar J-ency exit|
|Baker Mayfield||The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Mayfield|
|Sam Darnold||Sam Darnold Story, Sam Darnold Song and Dance|
|Josh Allen||Josh Allen Kung Fu|
|Josh Rosen||Many Are Called but Few Josh Rosen|
|Michael Gallup||Y’all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mike… Gallup in here, Gallup in Here|
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