Alcoholics Saquonymous: The Definitive 2018 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names Guide

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Dynasty drafters: You’ve got your rookies, we’ve got funny 2018 rookie fantasy football team names. It’s not even subjective: If you don’t find these team names funny you will start the football season at a significant competitive disadvantage and will probably end up getting an awful tattoo or whatever last-place punishment your league has (my league makes the last-place owner renounce Christ.)

On that note, if a player isn’t on here, it means that I could not make a super-hilario team name about them, which makes them completely undraftable. That’s what it does.

Check out our list of 2018 rookie fantasy football team names, and leave your own funny team names in the comments!

Saquon Barkley Alcoholics Saquonymous
Derrius Guice No More Mr. Guice Guice
Derrius Guice & Julian Edelman EdelGuice
Sony Michel It’s Sony Mi and You
Rashaad Penny A Penny Earned Is a Penny Rashaved
Kerryon Johnson Kerryon My Wayward Johnson
Ronald Jones Ronald Wives’ Tale-back
Nick Chubb Smack My Nick Chubb
Calvin Ridley The Calvinted Mr. Ridley
DJ Moore You should rap less, and DJ Moore
Cortland Sutton This Land Is Cortland
Cortland Sutton & Royce Freeman Freeman on the Cortland
Lamar Jackson Lamar J-ency exit
Baker Mayfield The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Mayfield
Sam Darnold Sam Darnold Story, Sam Darnold Song and Dance
Josh Allen Josh Allen Kung Fu
Josh Rosen Many Are Called but Few Josh Rosen
Michael Gallup Y’all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mike… Gallup in here, Gallup in Here

For more giant lists of fantasy football team names, check out:

Hunter Henry Hippos: The Ultimate Fantasy Football Team Name Guide

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