2024 Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …
Read MoreOur Analysis is No Joke… But the Jokes Are
Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …
Read MoreAs the cooling winds of autumn commence, so does the NFL season, and as such I have returned from a long hiatus to bring you starts and sits once again. …
Read MoreJeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by …
Read MoreWe did it, folks. We made it through the long, hard offseason. We had our drafts and we came out loving our teams! We were ready to take on the …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWith Labor Day weekend upon us, and the biggest fantasy football drafting weekend of the year underway, it’s time to finish our look at the last positional tiers: the tight …
Read MoreWe already dove into the first half of the receiver tiers, now let’s look at the rest of the guys worth drafting! Tier Seven: Grizzled Vets DeAndre Hopkins, Tennessee (WR44, Pick …
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde revisit a concept they invented last season, called a “mock draft.” The regular season starts next week, so we are moving twice a …
Read MoreI’ve already put down thousands of words about my quarterbacks, and running backs ranks (part two here). Now, I turn my attention to wide receivers. Below is part one of …
Read MoreWelcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …
Read MoreWe’ve already looked at the top-flight running backs, as I outlined my top four tiers on Sunday. Let’s look at the rest of the position, and who can help you …
Read MoreWe’ve already run through the quarterback tiers in my rankings, and now it’s time to make our way down the line to the running back tiers. There are a lot …
Read MoreTier-based drafting is a great way to proceed through your fantasy football drafts. It eschews linear rankings, where the difference between QB5 and QB6 is not as much as between …
Read MoreThe Commanders went all-in on getting Jayden Daniels set up for success this offseason. They revamped the line, getting Nick Allegretti, Tyler Biadasz, and Andrew Wylie in free agency, and …
Read MoreThe Tennessee Titans are rolling with Will Levis and a whole bunch of guys who, talent-wise, are between WR1 and WR2 in most depth charts around the league. They revamped …
Read MoreThe Buccaneers offense overachieved relative to expectations last season behind Baker Mayfield, and they mostly ran it back, with some bulking up in the depth chart, adding a running back …
Read MoreThe Steelers took a much-needed blowtorch to their offense this offseason, replacing offensive tackles, and the quarterback, and swapping out receivers. Only the running backs and tight ends made it …
Read MoreThe Eagles are a tough team to deal with for the overvalued/undervalued/sleeper articles that I’m writing for every team this summer. The reason? They’re very usage-dense, and they have four …
Read MoreLet’s get all the Aaron Rodgers jokes out of the way: dolphin sex, Jimmy Kimmel, lizard people, Joe Rogan, RFK Jr., drinking clay… I think that mostly covers it. Oh, …
Read MoreYou know things are going well with a team’s roster construction when everybody, and I mean, everybody talks about only one player on the roster. It’s the New York Malik …
Read MoreIf you look at just the fantasy football options on the Saints, then you likely anticipate that they will have one of the better offenses in the league. Derek Carr …
Read MoreOf all 32 teams in the NFL, of all the sets of weaponry, the Patriots are certainly one of them. Undoubtedly, they will field an offense this season. An offense …
Read MoreThe Vikings let Kirk Cousins walk and will instead turn to a combination of… no this can’t be right… Sam Darnold and rookie J.J. McCarthy? McCarthy started last season for …
Read MoreThe Miami Dolphins mostly just ran it back with all of their fantasy football-relevant options from 2023. They added Jaylen Wright and swapped out Mike Gesicki for Jonnu Smith but …
Read MoreWell, the Rams certainly hit that rebuild in a hurry. After falling short of expectations in 2022, many expected the Rams to take a step back, retool, and then make …
Read MoreWho’s got it better than the Chargers? Well, a lot of people. But, if you believe Jim Harbaugh, the answer is, “nobody!” For fantasy football purposes, they jettisoned Keenan Allen, …
Read MoreIf I am being brutally honest with you, I have no idea what the Raiders plan to do about the 2024 season. Receiver on Netflix showed that Davante Adams hates …
Read MoreAs a 49ers fan, I will keep this short: the Chiefs are world champions. Boo, hiss, etc., etc. But, they have a lot of question marks on their offense this …
Read MoreThe Jaguars rebuilt their receiver room, eschewing another year of Calvin Ridley for Gabriel Davis and rookie Brian Thomas, Jr. They pretty much stood pat other than that when it …
Read MoreThe Colts drastically overperformed last season, especially if you consider that their two best offensive weapons (Anthony Richardson & Jonathan Taylor) played just ten snaps together last season. They finished …
Read MoreIf the Detroit Lions are the #1 all-vibes team in the league, then the Texans aren’t far behind. They added incredible talent in Stefon Diggs, Joe Mixon, Denico Autrey, and …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their busts for the NFC divisions! To hear the AFC, check out the Patreon!
Read MoreThe poor, poor Packers. They had another long, hard-fought campaign end at the hands of the 49ers. The cast is different, but the results were the same. Luckily for Green …
Read MoreThere might be no team with better vibes around it in the entire NFL. The perennial lovable losers proved last season that they could go toe-to-toe with the NFC’s best …
Read MoreThe Denver Broncos are going to be very bad this year. They cut Russell Wilson, and still owe him a ton of money, but they are going with Bo Nix …
Read MoreThe Dallas Cowboys are certainly an interesting bunch. They refuse to pay anyone, citing future flexibility to make sure that they can pay everyone. As such, this might be the …
Read MoreJoe Flacco saved the Cleveland Browns last season, but now The Bad Man is back under center, and we once again enter a Cleveland Browns season wondering if Deshaun Watson …
Read MoreThe Bengals are a team in transition. They moved on from stalwarts Tyler Boyd (WR) and Joe Mixon (RB). It appears as though they are also on the verge of …
Read MoreThe Bears finally have themselves a potential franchise quarterback, as they took Caleb Williams first overall in the 2024 NFL Draft. But, what about the rest of their roster? They …
Read MoreThings went horribly for the Panthers last season, as they saw the #1 overall pick they traded to the Bears for Bryce Young become Caleb Williams. This happened thanks to …
Read MoreOf all the offseasons in the NFL, the Buffalo Bills certainly had one. They traded Stefon Diggs, and Gabriel Davis went off to the Jaguars to run wind sprints for …
Read MoreThe Baltimore Ravens are a fairly straightforward team. Lamar Jackson and Mark Andrews are both studs at their respective positions, and Derrick Henry is a locked and loaded top-15 running …
Read MoreThe Atlanta Falcons hit a hard reset on all the bad parts of their offense. They swapped out Desmond Ridder & Marcus Mariota for Kirk Cousins under center, and they …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals bottomed out last season, but a mid-year explosion from Joshua Dobbs didn’t destroy their ability to get Marvin Harrison Jr. in the draft. The Cardinals hope to …
Read MoreThe Jets are getting a mulligan in 2023, which is good because it means they get a full season of Breece Hall. It’s also bad, because Aaron Rodgers and his …
Read MoreThe Patriots started their draft with Drake Maye and then proceeded to get him three passing options in the remaining seven rounds, as well as a backup. Let’s take a …
Read MoreGo home. They’re full. There’s no room for any rookies in the Miami offense. With four weapons better than anything they could find in the draft, one pick in the …
Read MoreThe Buffalo Bills jettisoned Stefon Diggs this offseason, leaving them with one of the worst receiving rooms in the NFL. They were linked to Tee Higgins and Brandon Aiyuk but …
Read MoreThe Titans did a hard reset on their offense this offseason, letting Derrick Henry & Ryan Tannehill leave to the Ravens and lands unknown, respectively. They added Tony Pollard and …
Read MoreThe Jacksonville Jaguars are so close to making it all work. They fell apart last season, but through the first eight weeks, they were 6-2 entering their bye. The 49ers …
Read MoreThe Colts struggled in 2023 thanks to their first-round pick quarterback only playing in two full games, and parts of two others. Gardner Minshew filled in admirably, but he was …
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly run down their sleeper picks for each division in the NFC. Want the AFC? Check out our Patreon!
Read MoreSome of us (the real sickos) haven’t taken time off from ball. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I know what it should say …
Read MoreTwo of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?
Read MoreThe gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!
Read MoreThe Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!
Read MoreThe crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!
Read MoreMike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly all try to pill the other ones on players using just their statistical profiles. Jeff will never be tricked into being in on …
Read MoreHenry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.
Read MoreThe only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!
Read MoreDerek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …
Read MoreThe Texans jumped forward about 2 years in their team-building plan as C.J. Stroud hit the ground running last season. He elevated Nico Collins, who floundered under prior quarterbacks and …
Read MoreThe Steelers are a team in flux. They traded their most targeted player, Diontae Johnson, for a bag of beans. They also jettisoned Kenny Pickett for Justin Fields & Russell …
Read MoreThere are a lot of question marks surrounding the Browns this offseason. Most of them are centered around quarterback Deshaun Watson and running back Nick Chubb. But, with a full …
Read MoreThe Bengals let Tyler Boyd and Joe Mixon go this offseason and replaced them with a scrap-heaped Zack Moss, a rookie wide receiver, and two (count ‘em, TWO!) rookie tight …
Read MoreThe Baltimore Ravens were once again knocked out of the playoffs before reaching the Super Bowl, something that has eluded two-time MVP Lamar Jackson. They addressed their secondary, offensive line, …
Read MoreThe L.A. Chargers dropped a nuclear bomb on the rest of the NFL, hiring Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh and drastically reforming their offense. They’ve jettisoned OC Kellen Moore, WRs …
Read MoreThe Las Vegas Raiders took advantage of other teams trading ahead of them to take offensive line talent in the 2024 NFL Draft, and they pivoted from lower-level talent to …
Read MoreThe Kansas City Chiefs, after winning the Super Bowl on a game-winning touchdown to Mecole Hardman, of all people, went out and got themselves some additional wide receivers. They signed …
Read MoreThe Denver Broncos jettisoned Jerry Jeudy and Russell Wilson, doing a soft reset on their offense, and changing the landscape of their fantasy football options. They snagged four fantasy football-relevant …
Read MoreThe Washington Commanders hit a hard reset on their direction, firing Ron Rivera, OC Eric Bieniemy, and trading starting quarterback Sam Howell for a sack of rocks. The offense now …
Read MoreThe Philadelphia Eagles are pretty much set at every single fantasy football-relevant position. Jalen Hurts will throw to A.J. Brown and DeVonta Smith for the foreseeable future, and Dallas Goedert …
Read MoreThe New York Football Giants lost their best offensive weapon, with Saquon Barkley moving on to rival NFC East squad, the Philadelphia Eagles. They replaced him with a new, better …
Read MoreThere’s no two ways around it: the Cowboys did nothing this offseason to bolster their offensive weaponry. Tony Pollard is a Titan, Michael Gallup is a Raider, and Ezekiel Elliott …
Read MoreThe Buccaneers surprisingly made the playoffs last year. As such, they ran back most of their core weapons on offense, let some aging vets go on the defense, and retooled …
Read MoreThe New Orleans Saints are the very definition of treading water. They leveraged the future to get Drew Brees and Sean Payton as many bites at the apple as possible. …
Read MoreShane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!
Read MoreThis week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko complete a 2QB, PPR post-draft mock draft to get the lay of the land for 2024 leagues.
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their rookie ranks from 1 through 12. If you want 13 through 24, you can check it out on our …
Read MoreThe Carolina Panthers were an abject mess last season, after leveraging everything to get Bryce Young, and then failing to have the resources to put a competitive team around him. …
Read MoreThe Atlanta Falcons made the single funniest pick in the history of the NFL Draft: the eighth overall pick on a backup quarterback. There’s been a lot of ink spilled …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.
Read MoreThe Minnesota Vikings made one major fantasy football-relevant move in the draft, and I already wrote about the J.J. McCarthy acquisition in our Round One Instant Reactions piece. So, what …
Read MoreThe Green Bay Packers didn’t need a lot on offense this draft, as they feel good about the corps of receivers they have, as well as new running back Josh …
Read MoreThe Detroit Lions decided that they needed to punch teams in the mouth, even harder, after their NFC Championship Game loss. As such, they didn’t do much in the way …
Read MoreThe Chicago Bears were the biggest winners of the 2024 NFL Draft, suddenly getting not just a budding superstar quarterback, but his WR1 for the next decade (once their bevy …
Read MoreThe Seahawks uprooted their core, moving on from long-team head coach Pete Carroll and installing Mike MacDonald as their head coach. They also lost the heart and soul of the …
Read MoreWe’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!
Read MoreThe 49ers spent the few weeks leading up to the draft talking all about how they’re not saying they’re going to trade a wide receiver, they’re just saying, you know, …
Read MoreThe Cardinals had themselves quite a draft, it felt like they had their name called every third pick in the first couple of days of the draft. In the end, …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!
Read MoreThe first round of the 2024 NFL Draft has come and gone, and this one was bonkers. Zero nixes were supposed to go in the top fifteen, and both Bo …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko develop a new idea: pretending they’re running NFL teams doing the draft. Crazy!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.
Read MoreRyan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the top of the 2024 NFL draft-eligible wide receiver crop. They’re SO much better than the running backs, you …
Read MoreWe’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!
Read MoreShane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …
Read MoreWalker, Jeff & Mike take a look at the first week of NFL free agency and look at every move that involved a fantasy-relevant position.
Read MoreIt’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!
Read MoreThe Philadelphia Eagles, who traded for D’Andre Swift and signed Rashaad Penny to fill their running back room last season went a little bit higher shelf with their roster decisions …
Read MoreBefore free agency opened, the Denver Broncos continued their “2024: Down to the Studs” approach of team disassembly, moving on from former first-round pick Jerry Jeudy, who never clicked fully …
Read MoreThe Philadelphia Eagles traded for D’Andre Swift last season, as both they and the Detroit Lions were in the midst of rebuilding their respective running back rooms. Swift played well, …
Read MoreThe NFL legal tampering period opened up on Monday, but thanks to the Broncos releasing Russell Wilson last week, he and the Steelers agreed to terms late Sunday night. The …
Read MoreWalker, Mike & Jeff break down the upcoming free agency period and what it means for fantasy football.
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!
Read MoreThe crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!
Read MoreThe team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!
Read MorePart two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Chiefs-49ers Super Bowl and their preseason predictions. Tune in next week when we start talking rookie quarterbacks …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look forward to THE BIG GAME this weekend, with Jeff failing horribly at being a host because he doesn’t want to look directly …
Read MoreOur Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to talk the AFC & NFC Championship game runner-ups, and what they need to do to take the next step in 2024. …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreCraig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
Read More
You must be logged in to post a comment.