Mahomes for the Golladays: The Big List of Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names

Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names

Thanks, FootballAbsurdity readers, for making our team names lists some of our biggest hits ever. We’ve got Thanksgiving fantasy football team names hot out of the oven. Pull up this list, find a player you own, and put in a team name that will make your opponent laugh into submission.

Player Thanksgiving-Themed Team Name
AJ Green AJ Green Bean Casserole
Andrew Luck Andrew Potluck
Antonio Brown Apple-tonio Brown Betty
Austin Ekeler/Austin Hooper Cranberry S-Austin
Cam Newton Yam Newton
Corey Davis Corey-n Bread
Darren Sproles Green Bean Casser-Sproles
Deshaun Watson Poke-Deshauntas
Donte Moncrief Turkey Par-Donte
Doug Baldwin Butter-Baldwin
Ito Smith Sweet Pot-Ito Pie
James White White or Darkwa Meat?
Joe Mixon Chex Mixon
Juju Smith-Schuster Juju Smith-Schus-turkey
Marcus Mariota, Jermaine Kearse, Cameron Artis-Payne Jermaines, Artis-Paynes, and Mariota-Mobiles
Marlon Mack Mack-aroni and Cheese
Odell Beckham, Jr. Honey Glazed Beckham
Patrick Mahomes, Kenny Golladar Mahomes for the Golladays
Randall Cobb Apple Cobb-ler
Rashad Penny Winter Squ-ashad
Robbie Gould Yukon Gould Mashed Potatoes
Russell Wilson Russell Sprouts
Saquon Barkley Saquan-ucopia
Tyrell Williams/Mike Williams Candied Will-yams
Zay Jones Black Fri-Zay

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