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Black Monday 2019 Tombstone
Carolina Panthers / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Football / New York Giants / NFL / Washington Commanders

Black Monday 2019: New Coaches For Bad Teams

December 30, 2019December 31, 2019 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …

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Super Bowl NFL Betting NFL Bets NFL Gambling`
Gambling / NFL / Predictions

30 Team Parlay Week 3 NFL Betting Tips

September 19, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Andrew WK, the greatest musician of all time, had an amazing song called “Don’t Stop Living in the Red.” Last year, that song pretty much defined by gambling season. I …

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AFC / Fantasy Football 2019 / Gambling / NFC / NFL / Predictions / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap

30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips

September 12, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.

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AFC / AFC East / AFC North / AFC South / AFC West / Football / Gambling / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / NFC South / NFC West / NFL / Predictions

30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips

September 5, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!

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NFL

2019 NFC Championship and AFC Championship Predictions

May 22, 2019 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

You might say these 2019 NFC and AFC championship predictions are way too early. We say we’re just preparing for when the NFL expands to a 7-month season. Mike Maxwell …

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Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap 2018 — New Year, New You, Same Bad Teams

December 31, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.

Black Monday Recap 2018 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, coaches get fired. Black Monday marks the end of …

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Friday Football Freakshow / NFL

Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from the NFL Week One

September 12, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Funny Comments from the NFL Week One The first collection of dumb, funny comments of the 2018 regular season! We found the worst funny comment from every single game. Except …

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Football Absurdity
Fantasy Football / Football / NFL

Football Absurdity Is Looking For Writers and Contributors!

June 21, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are coming up on the one year anniversary of Football Absurdity and we are excited for what this next year will bring.  We had a good first year and have …

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Comedy / NFL / NFL Draft 2018 / Quarterback

2018 NFL Draft Quarterback Rankings: Top Five Quarterbacks

April 25, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The NFL draft is coming and Football Absurdity has all your draft coverage right here.  (You couldn’t see, but I just pointed at my crotch.)  It’s hard to figure out …

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Black Monday
Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap — I’ve Made A Huge Mistake

January 2, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

The NFL regular season is over and a lot of teams are disappointed.  When NFL teams are disappointed, coaches get fired.  Black Monday marks the end of the NFL season …

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James Harrison
AFC / Comedy / Football / New England Patriots / NFL / NFL News / Pittsburgh Steelers

James Harrison Is The Embodiment Of The Patriot Way

December 28, 2017December 28, 2017 - by Bom Trady - Leave a Comment

This week, the Pittsburgh Steelers shocked the football world when they cut veteran linebacker James Harrison.  Some of us more refined NFL fans understand that what has come to pass …

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BBQ Strategy: The Easiest Way to Crush Your Superflex/2QB Salary Cap Draft

August 26, 2022 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …

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