Personality Quiz: Which NFL Team Are You?

You may have been rooting for the wrong team, all these years!

That’s where Football Absurdity has you covered: A no-nonsense, no-hugbox personality test that has been shown to accurately express your uniqueness in the form of a generic NFL team stereotype.¬†Most personality tests are inappropriate for modern America, because they are sometimes optimistic. But not ours, we have carefully balanced our test results to be both “grim” while simultaneously providing a healthy dose of “dark.” Enjoy!

As a bonus, the test is slightly different every time you take it!

Question 1:

Which phrase best describes your patriotism?

National pride

American pride