2020 rookie fantasy football team names list co-authored by Jimmy Brown, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, and Bryan Sclar
I love this painstakingly-written 2020 rookie fantasy football team name list. I love our writers: I genuinely believe they are the best in the world at coming up with fantasy football team names. A big reason is that they are just naturally talented. Another reason is I made strict guidelines for what qualifies as a “good enough” name. Because if there’s one thing I know about lighthearted, pun based comedy, it’s that you must have STRICT RULES TO MAXIMIZE THE FUN.
Here are my two rules for 2020 rookie fantasy football team names:
- The team name must contain at least two syllables from the player or players names
- The player names must be at least one-third of the total number of syllables in the team name
A bit rigid, yes, but rookie team names are always one of our most popular articles, so I insist on trying to be the best. Yes, the writers probably resent the restrictions, but again, I love them.
2020 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names
|Player(s)||2020 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Name|
|I Get Derrick Traut of Koo|
|Cam Akers||Green Akers|
|CeeDee Lamb||CDC Lamb|
|Clyde Edwards-Helaire||Fresh Prince of Helaire|
Henry Ruggs III
|H.E.L.A.I.R.E. to Keep Kids off Ruggs|
|Cole Kmet||Kmet the Frog
|When Harry Kmet Alie-Cox|
|D’Andre Swift||My D’Inner with D’Andre|
|Eason Brown the Road|
|Straight Fromm the Hurts’s Mouth|
|Jalen Reagor||Occam’s Reagor
Reagors of the Lost Chark
|Jerry Jeudy||Judge Jeudy|
|Haskin Dobbins (31 Reagors)|
|Joe Burrow||Can I Burrow a Thielen?|
|Do you even Swift, Burrow?|
|Jonathan Taylor||Taylor Made
A Taylor as Darnold as Time
|Jordan Love||This Is No Jordanary Love|
|KFC’s ElEvans Secret Herberts and Guices|
|Justin Jefferson||Don’t Jefferson Go Down on Me|
|Tua Tagovailoa||It Fits Tua T|
|Here’s Tua You, Mrs. Dobbinson|
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Special editor’s note: Justin Jefferson has a hard name to make a fantasy football team name from. We had a list of all the players we wanted to use and we crossed each one off once we came up with a name, Jefferson was the last player remaining. So that’s why I left the Elton John song team name up there despite it having other meanings.
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