Week Three Injury Report by William Shakespeare

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Week Three Injury Report


Jimmy Garoppolo
Thy pains not used must by thyself be paid,
His sprain will keep this QB waylaid.

Drew Lock
What pleasure, sir, find we in life, to lock it,
But, you’ll see, on Sunday, that Drew Lock sits.

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Running Backs

Josh Jacobs
Will Josh Jacobs start, and playeth in full?
He practices, but halt: He remains questionable!

Raheem Mostert
Where lies the fate of Raheem Mostert?
Defend him, friends! For he is out, hurt.

Cam Akers
His seated heart hath knocked at his ribs,
It’s a real medical condition, just trust me: it is.

Zack Moss
Though a rolling moss gathers narry a stone,
This Moss will be spending Sunday at home.

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Wide Receivers

Kenny Golladay
We mustn’t let questionable tags distract us,
Kenny G should play after limited practice

Julio Jones
Let the clues allude to what answers you seek,
Julio is a game-time decision, but he practiced narry once this week

Julian Edelman
Knee injuries are like babes in that we must cradle them,
Check back before game-time about Julian Edelman

Jamison Crowder
Parting is but the sweetest sorrow,
Except when Crowder parts with your starting lineup, on the ‘morrow

T.Y. Hilton
Ta’en from the armoury with a broken Hilton,
He shall not be a player your lineup is built on

Davante Adams
Your commendations, madam, get from her barters,
Your Davante Adams, get them away from your starters

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Tight Ends

Darren Waller
The end of human misery,
is Waller saying he’ll play to TMZ

Jack Doyle
Double bubble, toil and trouble,
Frank Reich says he’ll play Doyle, but he’s still on the injury, um, bubble

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