Football Absurdity’s 2018 Goon Fish Bowl

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Welcome to the 2018 Goon Fish Bowl. Styled after the Scott Fish Bowl, the GFB is designed to minimize annoyances of fantasy football. Annoyances like having to scour the waiver wire, uneven positional weighting, and every single thing about kickers.

Draft starts July 23rd at noon, PST

This page will be updated throughout the year with overall leaderboard standings and other information participants won’t be able to get through their league page.


  • Start: 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR 1 TE, 4 Flex (can flex 1 QB) – (11 Total)
  • Bench: 11 players
  • No trading
  • FAAB Waivers

Playoffs (wks 14, 15, and 16):

  • Each divisional winner gets a bye, THEN each points leader in each division gets a playoff bye
  • The remaining teams are put into the first round of the playoffs until 50% of the teams are in playoffs
  • The top X scorers from the first round advance, where X is the number of bye teams
  • The top 1/2 scorers from the second round advance to the finals
  • Top scorer in the finals gets a ring


  • Scoring is fractional (meaning 4 yards rushing = .4 points, 1 yard passing = .04 points, etc)


    • 6 point passing TD,
    • 1 point for 25 yards passing (.04/per),
    • 1 point per 2 point conversions


    • 5 point rushing TD (first down is another pt)
    • 1 point for 10 yards rushing (.1/per),
    • 2 points for 2 point conversions
    • 1 points per 1st down


    • 5 point receiving TD (first down is another pt)
    • 1 point for 10 yards receiving (.1/per),
    • 2 points for 2 point conversions,
    • 1 points per 1st down
    • TE: Extra 1.5 point per first down


    • 6 point for any return TD
    • 6 points if your player recovers a ball in the endzone for a TD

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