Your Personality Type Is: Arizona Cardinals (The Sun Diamond)

Sun Diamonds are extremely social and popular, despite being generally inflexible about everything. This rigidity is due to the correlation that, although you have done many good things in your life, you seem to frequently serve as a stepping stone for others to reach zeniths which you have not yet experienced. As such, you hardened up to make sure you got yours. It didn’t really work though, you never achieved improved success and now people think you can be kind of a jerk.

A lot of people don’t realize this, but people with this personality type are part of an extremely long line, not all of which are aggressively mediocre. In fact, it seems to you that everyone close to you has achieved immense success. This has led to a bit of a wild streak: Always choosing the flashiest options and sticking with something way after it has stopped being useful. Again, this makes you super fun to be around, but doesn’t bode well for your long-term success.

Though they are the life of the party, Sun Diamonds often struggle when it comes time for last call. As such, Sun Diamonds frequently boast a string of relationships. While many of these have been “long-term,” they have all ended the same way: Stretching out first thing in the morning to nothing but a warm bed and a low-grade fever (This quiz also tested you for STD’s).

Still, unlike with many of these other personality types, each new year brings hope. Sure, you’ve never achieved your dreams, but you haven’t hit the rocky depths too hard, either. All it needs is just a few missing pieces: The right person to build around (although lately all your significant others have had significant baggage), the right financial decisions, the right diet. Maybe that fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich covered in Cap’n Crunch will be your ticket to the top.

Not happy with your results? Take the quiz again. This time be either more or less honest.

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