As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy football drafts. We only look at the past three seasons for a player. This is because anyone who is looking at data from 2016 to figure out what to do in 2020 had better be a recovered mental patient trying to make sense of why they ever bought into Pizzagate. Miles Boykin has the opportunity and offense to become a fantasy mainstay in 2020, the only question is.. Really? Miles Boykin?
Miles Boykin ADP and AAV:
Standard: WR75, 209 overall
PPR: WR99, 340 overall
Average Auction Value: $0
Miles Boykin Statistics:
Miles Boykin Overview:
After selecting wide receiver Marquise Brown in the first round of the 2019 NFL Draft, the Baltimore Ravens fulfilled the centuries-old prophecy of finding the wide receiver savior of the team. Their only clue was a prehistoric Maryland subway wall with the phrase “M.B. 4 eva” scrawled across its grimy tiles. However, the Ravens became paranoid that perhaps another player was the real “Chosen One,” and so picked the similarly-initialed Miles Boykin in the third round.
Now, in 2020, the real battle to save the Baltimore football universe will swing into full warfare. On one side, hoping to save a Ravens franchise that has only won two national championships in the past 20 years (that’s fewer than New England, and they don’t even have a quarterback), is Marquise “Tinseltown” Brown. In the other corner is “Grimy Tiles” Miles Boykin, a physical specimen with a 4.42 40-yard dash and the highest vertical leap in his combine. The competition will be fierce, but only one man can go down in history as the greatest MB since Mozart von Beethoven.
Miles Boykin Strategy:
Don’t draft Miles Boykin. Seriously, he had thirteen receptions, last year. Or maybe, do draft him?
Best Case Scenario:
You don’t draft Boykin AND someone else says, “hmm, the number 2 wide receiver on a potent offense? Yes, I will allocate literally any resources toward acquiring this player. What’s this? A barrel with holes in the sides? Looks cozy!”
Worst Case Scenario:
Boykin has like four relevant fantasy games you don’t get to benefit from because he’s not on your roster AND you’re not psychic.
[Photo Credit: Miles Boykin on Twitter]
[Statistics are sourced from pro-football-reference.com and airyards.com]