We’ve all stuck out a horrible situation for way too long, based on promises of something better. Be it a relationship with a bad person who occasionally shows glimpses of being amazing, a tough job with overdemanding superiors, or NFL-themed quiz writing. In the end, most of us end up moving on, having learned something about the world in the process.
Red-Winged Tigers never moved on. Day after day, year after second (or whatever the cliche is, I forgot), they saunter along their Sisyphean journey called “life in Detroit.” Hoping against hope that what they believe in will finally return dividends. They want steady dividends, but all they get is, “oh look, I lost in the first round of the playoffs again. Don’t say I never did anything for you!”
The most frequent question on the lips of this personality type is “why me?” Of course, the simple answer is “because you’re a bad person,” but there’s more to it than that. In full, it’s because you’re a bad person who also lied on their personality quiz.
There’s good news, though: Red-Winged tigers are usually great at other, less important areas than “succeeding at life.” From party tricks to belching the alphabet to hockey, there are lots of meaningless talents that come naturally. Oddly enough, all of them indirectly relate to drinking.
Not happy with your results? Take the quiz again. This time be either more or less honest.
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