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2022 Super Bowl Predictions

January 15, 2022January 15, 2022 - by Football Absurdity Staff - Leave a Comment

Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …

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2021 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2021 / San Francisco 49ers / Sorry for Your Loss

San Francisco 49ers, Sorry For Your Loss!

November 10, 2021 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

The ninth week of our fine NFL season dropped some real knowledge on us fans and even coaches. As we cross into the second half of the season, there’s no …

2021 Week 3 / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2021 / New York Jets / San Francisco 49ers / Washington Football Team

Fantasy Football Running Back Review Week 3

September 22, 2021September 22, 2021 - by Karl Leslie - Leave a Comment

The Heinicke effectRunning back J.D. McKissic’s role on the Washington Football Team took a drastic turn this week and I think a large part of that is Ron Rivera’s game-planning …

2021 Week 2 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2021 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers

Absurdity Check: Is it Elijah Mitchell’s Time to Shine?

September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Unheralded 49ers running back comes out of nowhere to kick the door down on the league, and fantasy football prognosticators tell you to drop 30%-40% of your budget on them. …

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2021 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

2021 George Kittle Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 23, 2021July 19, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …

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2021 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

2021 Deebo Samuel Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 20, 2021July 15, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …

Brandon Aiyuk San Francisco 49ers Wide Receiver

2021 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

2021 Brandon Aiyuk Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 18, 2021July 21, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …

2021 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

2021 Trey Sermon Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 11, 2021July 12, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …

2021 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

2021 Raheem Mostert Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 10, 2021July 8, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …

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San Francisco 49ers 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust

July 3, 2021June 23, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …

2021 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2021 / NFL Draft 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 29, 2021May 29, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2020 season didn’t go how the San Francisco 49ers had hoped it would. They ended up with almost every good player missing time at one point or another. They …

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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2021 NFL Draft Round One

April 29, 2021April 30, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …

Comedy / News Satire / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco Trades 3rd Overall Pick for Rent Money

April 21, 2021April 21, 2021 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

This article brought to you by Laverne’s (TM) Steakhouse: I once scored a dime of black tar in their bathroom. Only at Laverne’s (TM)! Rather than reach for Mac “Aroni” Jones, the 49ers …

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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC West

April 8, 2021April 9, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Now that free agency is over, it’s time to turn our attention to the NFL Draft as we figure out our 2021 fantasy football draft boards. Earlier this week, I …

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2021 NFL Mock Draft: Our Experts Have 32 Quarterbacks Going in First Round

March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …

NFL Draft 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers Trade the Farm for #3 Overall

March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

On Friday, the San Francisco 49ers turn the NFL world on its head. The runner-ups in the last pre-plague Super Bowl traded their #12 pick (along with two future seconds …

Free Agency / Las Vegas Raiders / New England Patriots / NFL Draft 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

New England Patriots Sign Kendrick Bourne & Nelson Agholor: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

My first instinct when I see Nelson Agholor’s contract is to make a joke about drops. When the truth of the matter is that Agholor only dropped ten balls over …

Fantasy Football 2021 / San Francisco 49ers / Wide Receiver

Does Brandon Aiyuk Have a George Kittle Problem?

February 25, 2021June 24, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2018 NFL season had a San Francisco 49ers pass-catcher come out and light the fantasy football world on fire. That was George Kittle. The 2019 NFL season had a …

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San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember

February 1, 2021January 25, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I’m a San Francisco 49ers fan, so this one will be a bit of a catharsis for me. No, Nick Mullens isn’t as good as Jimmy Garoppolo. Yes, we are …

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San Francisco 49ers, Sorry For Your Loss: San Francisco DNRs

January 5, 2021January 5, 2021 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

The NFL did it! We have finished the regular season amid a global pandemic. Week 17 literally is the end of the road for many of the teams but why …

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2020 Week 16 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Washington Football Team

Start or Sit Salvon Ahmed, J.D. McKissic, or Jeff Wilson Jr. in Fantasy Football Week 16?

December 23, 2020December 21, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to victory. Let’s take a look at three running …

2020 Week 15 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Tight End

Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Swerve into Irv

December 19, 2020December 18, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a tight end sleeper. But, if you do, …

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2020 Week 15 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2020 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Football Team

Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: All Aboard the Gus Bus

December 19, 2020December 16, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a running back sleeper. But, if you do, …

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2020 Week 15 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver

Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Throwing Darts

December 19, 2020December 19, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a wide receiver sleeper. But, if you do, …

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2020 Week 15 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans / Wide Receiver

Start or Sit Antonio Brown, Brandon Aiyuk, or Corey Davis in Fantasy Football Week 15?

December 17, 2020December 14, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …

2020 Week 14 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / New York Jets / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers

Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 14: Throwing Darts

December 12, 2020December 10, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a running back sleeper list …

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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Rams / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers

Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Green Akers

December 5, 2020December 4, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …

2020 Week 12 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / Tight End

Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 12: Re-Reeding the TE Leaves

November 29, 2020November 25, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …

2020 Week 11 Advice / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can You Trust Brandon Aiyuk?

November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s understandable that you don’t trust Brandon Aiyuk. After all, the San Francisco 49ers are on their backup quarterback, 25th-string center (don’t fact check that) and Nick Mullens at center. …

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2020 Week 10 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Tight End / Washington Football Team

Tight End Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 10: Reeding the TE Leaves

November 14, 2020November 11, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …

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Absurdity Check / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Something Wrong With D’Andre Swift?

November 11, 2020November 10, 2020 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you have watched a lot of Detroit Lions games, I’m sorry. Nobody should have to endure that kind of suffering. While subjecting yourself to that torment, I am sure …

2020 Week 8 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2020 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers

Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Dr. JaMycal & Mr. Hyde

October 31, 2020October 28, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …

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2020 Week 8 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Football Team

Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Lock the Carr

October 30, 2020October 28, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …

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2020 Week 8 Advice / Cincinnati Bengals / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver

Start or Sit Brandon Aiyuk, CeeDee Lamb, or A.J. Green in Fantasy Football Week8?

October 29, 2020October 27, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …

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2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit

Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo, Carson Wentz, or Justin Herbert in Fantasy Football Week 8?

October 28, 2020October 27, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …

2020 Week 8 Advice / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What’s the Deal With Jerick McKinnon?

October 26, 2020October 26, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If you’re like fantasy football managers in 58% of Yahoo! leagues, you slotted Jerick McKinnon into your starting lineup this week. After all, the Niners put Raheem Mostert on IR, …

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2020 Week 7 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Football Team

Sleeper Running Backs Fantasy Football Week 7: Getting Hasty

October 24, 2020October 24, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …

2020 Week 5 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers

Sleeper Quarterbacks Fantasy Football Week 5: Bridge over Troubled Water

October 9, 2020October 8, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …

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2020 Week 4 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver

Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 4: Aiyuk, In

October 4, 2020October 1, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! More injuries! And even more injuries! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these …

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2020 Week 4 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2020 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers

Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 4: I’m Willing to Die on This (Brian) Hill

October 3, 2020September 30, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Belichickanery! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these things coming from a mile …

2020 Week 1 Advice / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Tight End

Tight End Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Gold Digging at Fort Knox

September 13, 2020September 10, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a tight end that you liked to start this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we …

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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers

Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Handsome James’ TD Depot

September 12, 2020September 12, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a quarterback that you liked to start this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we have …

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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / New England Patriots / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Start or Sit Tom Brady, Cam Newton, or Jimmy Garoppolo in Fantasy Football Week 1?

September 8, 2020September 10, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This week, we kick off our 2020 start or sit series by taking a look at three quarterbacks who have felt the subtle, soft, loving touch of Bill Belichick at …

Busts / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers

San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust

July 14, 2020August 29, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The San Francisco 49ers came one BS push off call on George Kittle away from winning Super Bowl LIV. Since then, they’ve added two wide receivers (if you count Jalen …

2020 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Wide Receiver

2020 Brandon Aiyuk Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 13, 2020July 10, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …

2020 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2020 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers

2020 Tevin Coleman Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 4, 2020July 4, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …

2020 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Wide Receiver

2020 Deebo Samuel Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 3, 2020July 7, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …

2020 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2020 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers

2020 Raheem Mostert Fantasy Football Player Profile

June 17, 2020July 6, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …

2020 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Tight End

2020 George Kittle Fantasy Football Player Profile

June 14, 2020July 6, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …

2020 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2020 / NFL Draft 2020 / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 29, 2020April 28, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …

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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One

April 23, 2020May 4, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - 8 Comments.

The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …

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2020 San Francisco 49ers Mock Draft: Getting Over the Hump

April 20, 2020April 21, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Last week, Evan Hoovler picked up the ball from the GMs of some NFL teams and figured out how they can fix their squads through the NFL Draft. The Raiders …

Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / NFL Draft 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks

2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: NFC West

March 31, 2020April 2, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The NFL Draft, in theory, will start on Thursday, April 23. Unfortunately, due to COVID-19, the event some call the world’s biggest pomp-and-circumstance conference call, will test the limits of …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / New Orleans Saints / San Francisco 49ers / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football Fallout: Emmanuel Sanders Signs With New Orleans Saints

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Emmanuel Sanders went from one NFC Super Bowl contender (after playing in the Super Bowl) to another last week, as he signed with the New Orleans Saints. What does his …

Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / What to Remember

San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember

February 25, 2020February 25, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Speaking as an (obviously biased) San Francisco 49ers season ticket holder, 2019 went fantastically. How often do teams go from picking #2 overall to finishing as the #2 team in …

2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / Podcasts / San Francisco 49ers

Fantasy Football Podcast – Super Bowl LIV!

January 31, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) return from hiatus to discuss Super Bowl LIV, and to do some good old fashioned prop bets. Congratulations to Evan …

2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Fascinating Facts / Kansas City Chiefs / San Francisco 49ers

8 Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LIV, Part 2

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It’s almost time for Super Bowl LIV, which means it’s time for another round of Fascinating Facts! I looked at last year’s Super Bowl facts article, and I realized we …

2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Kansas City Chiefs / San Francisco 49ers

Super Bowl LIV Preview: San Francisco 49ers vs. Kansas City Chiefs

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Super Bowl LIV Matchup: Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) versus San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Sunday, February 2, 03:30 PM PST (FOX) Line: Kansas City -1.5, 54.5 O/U The San Francisco 49ers …

2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Kansas City Chiefs / San Francisco 49ers

Super Bowl LIV Predictions from Experts and Comedians

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

We made our Super Bowl LIV picks back in December, and now it’s time to revise our opinions for the two teams that made it. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity’s Editor-in-Chief, …

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Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LIV, Part One

January 22, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

The Super Bowl is nigh! Who could have predicted the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers would square off in Miami come February? Firstly, me, baby, that’s who. I’ve …

2020 Conference Championships / 2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Comedy / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers Are NFC Champions Despite Being Just Okay, Not Beating Anyone

January 20, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

“Because it was working.” Those words rang out to the tens of thousands of San Francisco 49ers faithful who stayed to watch Kyle Shanahan lift the George Halas Trophy, the …

2020 Championship Round / 2020 Playoffs / Green Bay Packers / San Francisco 49ers

NFC Championship Game Preview: San Francisco 49ers vs. Green Bay Packers

January 16, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

NFC Divisional Round Matchup: Green Bay Packers (13-3) at San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Sunday, January 19, 03:40 PM PST (Fox) Line: San Francisco -7.5, 45.5 O/U Congratulations, if you went …

2020 Conference Championships / 2020 Playoffs / Comedy / Green Bay Packers / Kansas City Chiefs / Predictions / San Francisco 49ers / Tennessee Titans

NFL Conference Championship Predictions from Experts and Comedians

January 15, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Football Absurdity Staff - 1 Comment

Tennessee at Kansas City! Green Bay at San Francisco! What are verbs!? We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on both of the 2020 NFL Conference Championship games this …

2020 Conference Championships / 2020 Playoffs / Fascinating Facts / Green Bay Packers / Kansas City Chiefs / San Francisco 49ers / Tennessee Titans

12 Fascinating Facts about the 2020 NFC and AFC Championship Games

January 15, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

It’s time for the 2020 AFC and NFC Championship games, and we have all the favorites to be here (except Baltimore). In fact, Tennessee’s monster playoff run has been chock …

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NFL Divisional Round 2020 Predictions from Experts and Comedians

January 9, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Football Absurdity Staff - Leave a Comment

We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …

Dante Pettis San Francisco 49ers NFC Divisional Round

2020 Divisional Round / 2020 Playoffs / Minnesota Vikings / San Francisco 49ers

NFC Divisional Round: San Francisco 49ers versus Minnesota Vikings

January 7, 2020January 8, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

NFC Divisional Round Matchup: Minnesota Vikings (10-6) at San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Saturday, January 11, 01:35 PM PST (NBC) The San Francisco 49ers sat at home and gained health this …

2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Baltimore Ravens / Green Bay Packers / Kansas City Chiefs / New England Patriots / New Orleans Saints / San Francisco 49ers

Super Bowl 2020 Predictions from Our Experts and Comedy Writers

January 2, 2020January 20, 2020 - by Football Absurdity Staff - 2 Comments.

Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief & 49ers Season Ticket Holder 49ers versus Ravens: They already gave us the game of the year. The road to the Super Bowl in the …

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The Absurdity Report: NFL Funniest Memes, Videos, Moments of Week 16

December 24, 2019December 24, 2019 - by RFLRedZone - Leave a Comment

Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …

Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

Running Back Sleepers Week 14: Survival of the Fittest

December 5, 2019December 5, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the running back sleepers article will always be here to help you with your running back streaming decisions. We …

Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2019 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

Absurdity Check: Is Tevin Coleman Droppable?

December 2, 2019December 1, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s hard to say goodbye to a running back that’s been a perennial talent on your fantasy football roster. We know, it’s difficult to cut ties with someone like Tevin …

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Week 12 Running Back Sleepers – Scarbrough’s Fair

November 20, 2019November 20, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

“Now is the Winter of our discontent,” Shakespeare once quipped about the lack of running back sleepers in his fantasy football league. While I can’t write it more poetically than …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 11 Dumpster Dives

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week eleven of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …

Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Injury Reports / Minnesota Vikings / New York Jets / San Francisco 49ers / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

Week 11 Injury Report: Info on CMC, Adam Thielen, George Kittle and More!

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019 - by A guy who doesnt understand metrics - Leave a Comment

(Guest Author: A Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Metrics) It’s time to look at week 11 injuries from a standpoint of pure analytics. I’m casting emotion aside and showing you the …

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Week 11 WR Sleepers – Cole Mining

November 14, 2019November 13, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Wide receiver hasn’t had quite as many consistent “out of nowhere” guys as we’ve had in the past. Maybe that’s because we did a great job at identifying wide receiver …

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Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Jimmy Garoppolo, or Philip Rivers Week 11

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …

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Week 11 Running Back Sleepers – Dying on this Brian Hill

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football running back churn continues, unabated. We lost Devonta Freeman and Matt Breida this past week to injury. This week, we will be without Aaron Jones, Jamaal Williams, …

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Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11?

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 - by Bryan Sclar - 4 Comments.

Should I Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …

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Week Ten RB Sleepers – Running Back Handcuffs!

November 7, 2019November 8, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - 4 Comments.

I’m going to level with you. There aren’t many great running back sleeper candidates this week, so I hit you all with a pivot in the sleepers series. First, an …

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Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10?

November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 - by Bryan Sclar - 2 Comments.

Should I Start Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the …

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Week Nine RB Sleepers – Gold Mining

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …

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Week Seven WR Sleepers – The Planet is Ruled by Alien Lizards

October 18, 2019October 17, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 6 Dumpster Dives

October 12, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Well, it’s week six of the fantasy football season. You’re 0-5, and staring straight and the 5,000 points the Patriots D put up for your opponent this week. Time to …

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Week Five RB Sleepers – Raheem… Must-Start?!

October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Check out our week five fantasy football running back sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one RB available in over …

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Week Four WR Sleepers

September 26, 2019September 27, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I’m not going to sugarcoat it or lie to you, the week four sleeper wide receivers were extremely difficult to find this week. It was one guy sliding in at …

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Fantasy Football 2019: Week Three Wide Receiver Sleepers

September 20, 2019September 20, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s been a great year so far for fantasy football sleeper wide receivers. We’ve already seen a myriad of guys break out and graduate from this article. Never fear, however, …

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Fantasy Football 2019: Week Three Running Back Sleepers

September 19, 2019September 20, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The hardest part of a young fantasy football season is sorting out who is Actually Good and who is Actually Bad. At this point, it’s too soon to tell, but …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives

September 15, 2019September 15, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …

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Fantasy Football 2019: Week Two Running Back Sleepers

September 13, 2019September 12, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

“Changes aren’t permanent, but change is!” I think Geddy Lee wrote those lyrics after looking at his fantasy football running back group after a particularly bad week. Yes, I know …

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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Mack, Coleman, or Jacobs?

September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with some of …

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Fantasy Football 2019: Week One Wide Receiver Sleepers

September 4, 2019September 5, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Be forewarned, you’re going to hear a lot about “explosive plays” in this article. Yes, I finally found a really good source for this stat, why do you ask? While …

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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Winston, Stafford, or Garoppolo?

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …

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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Deebo Samuel Player Profile

August 4, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko

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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jerick McKinnon Player Profile

July 24, 2019August 20, 2019 - by Bryan Sclar

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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Tevin Coleman Player Profile

July 24, 2019August 20, 2019 - by Bryan Sclar

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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Dante Pettis Player Profile

July 21, 2019September 2, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler

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2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: San Francisco 49ers

July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …

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2019 Fantasy Football George Kittle Player Profile

June 25, 2019July 30, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …

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May 15, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko

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NFL Draft: San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football Wishlist

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

In terms of San Francisco 49ers fantasy football, they were the kings of making chicken salad out of chicken… poo. And given the concessions at Levi’s Stadium, that chicken salad …

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San Francisco 49ers 2019 Mock Draft

March 27, 2019March 29, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

There are a lot of, to use corporate jargon, areas of opportunity going into the San Francisco 49ers 2019 NFL Draft. The 49ers boast a solid QB, a passable offensive …

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Fantasy Football Fallout: Tevin Coleman to San Francisco

March 19, 2019March 18, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tevin Coleman signed a bafflingly awful two-year, $10 million contract with the San Francisco 49ers. It contains no guaranteed money outside of the first year. It is hysterically bad, and …

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Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 RB Sleepers

February 10, 2019February 9, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

Way Too Early 2019 RB Sleepers Welcome to the first ever Football Absurdity American Alliance of Football article! Nah, just kidding, but could you imagine? It’s all NFL, all the …

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Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 WR Sleepers

February 6, 2019February 9, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Way Too Early 2019 WR Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth Super Bowl. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL season is officially over. …

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Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 QB Sleepers

February 5, 2019February 4, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Way Too Early 2019 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth ring in nine tries. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL …

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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon?

December 19, 2018December 22, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy semi-finals this week.” To …

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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Breida, Smallwood, or Peyton Barber?

December 19, 2018December 22, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Start or Sit Matt Breida, Wendell Smallwood, or Peyton Barber? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …

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Fantasy Football Week 14 RB Sleepers – Riding Ridley

December 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Fantasy Football Week 14 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and I am going to level with you. You probably shouldn’t be looking at this article. If you’re at this point …

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Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar

November 22, 2018November 22, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar Welcome, Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes owners! Hello, fools who believed Ryan Fitzpatrick was the answer! Football Absurdity’s week 12 QB sleepers list …

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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mayfield, Mullens, or Manning?

November 21, 2018November 21, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …

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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Enunwa, Goodwin, or Gabriel?

November 8, 2018November 9, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa, Marquise Goodwin, or Taylor Gabriel? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …

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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Stafford, Brady, or Mullens?

November 7, 2018November 9, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford, Tom Brady, or Nick Mullens? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …

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Week 8 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers – More Like Raheem Must Start

October 27, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week 8 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …

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Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Throwing May-Bakers

October 27, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …

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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Mostert, Mack, or Ronald Jones?

October 26, 2018October 26, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 4 Comments.

Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Raheem Mostert, Marlon Mack, or Ronald Jones? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …

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Fantasy Football Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard?

October 17, 2018October 19, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have found that …

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Start or Sit George Kittle in Fantasy Football Week Four?

September 29, 2018September 29, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Start or Sit George Kittle? This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend to be shocked that tight ends have been an absolute mess for fantasy football so far …

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Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo in Fantasy Football Week One?

September 4, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo? The 2018 fantasy football season is upon us. That means fantasy football owners get up on Sunday morning and proceed to rearrange their lineup six-or-seven …

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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: San Francisco 49ers

August 3, 2018August 3, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer: For the 2018 season we will explore fantasy football sleepers, breakouts (or bounce …

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2018 Fantasy Football: Jerick McKinnon Player Profile

July 25, 2018September 3, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you want yourself a running back whisperer, then this Jerick McKinnon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …

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2018 Fantasy Football Jimmy Garoppolo Player Profile

July 19, 2018September 3, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …

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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: San Francisco 49ers

June 7, 2018June 6, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The San Francisco 49ers didn’t expend a whole heck of a lot of middling draft capital on fantasy football-relevant players. Sure, they bolstered their offensive like with OT Mike McGlinchey, …

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Your Personality Type Is: San Francisco 49ers (The Shocking Giant)

April 9, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

You’ve collected all the data, and so can objectively state that your farts smell the best. This is due to your own excretory musk being the same scent as the …

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State of The Division: The NFC West

April 7, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

As the league marches towards the future, and the NFL draft, because that’s how time works, it’s time to start taking stock of the teams around the league. In order …

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2018 Disaster Draft: The San Francisco 49ers

March 12, 2018March 11, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The San Francisco 49ers are the talk of the NFL. They gave Jimmy Garoppolo eleventy bajillion dollars this year, and they signed the former face of the enemy with Richard …

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San Francisco 49ers sign Richard Sherman. This is Fine.

March 11, 2018March 11, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The San Francisco 49ers signed the enemy this week, inking former Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman to a three-year, $39 million contract (though he only sees the vast majority of …

San Francisco 49ers

LAS VEGAS HAS LOST ITS DANG MIND

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Las Vegas released its preliminary 2018 NFL Super Bowl odds on Monday, and there’s so much wrong with them, I don’t even know where to start. Well, first, there’s the …

Fantasy Football / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo in Week Fourteen?

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

When you first saw him, you couldn’t help but be a little overwhelmed. Those eyes, that smile… so handsome. Jimmy Garoppolo has that it factor that allows you to let …

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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carlos Hyde in Week Ten?

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The San Francisco 49ers are one of the biggest messes in the NFL. They’re a dumpster fire of insane proportions and there’s only one other NFC team that is as …

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Well, Now What? Top Five Kirk Cousins Suitors in the Wake of the Jimmy Garoppolo Trade

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The San Francisco 49ers broke the cardinal rule of smart NFL decision-making, which is, “do not trade with the New England Patriots.” They swapped the likely #33 or #34 pick …

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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Disappointments

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week five has come and gone and you can only wonder at a universe that seems to be trying to destroy your fantasy football team. Why does everyone on your …

Comedy / Indianapolis Colts / San Francisco 49ers

An Open Letter From Mike Pence

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Hi all, Vice President Mike Pence here. There was much to do today about me attending the Indianapolis Colts-San Francisco 49ers pre-game ceremony, then leaving before the game started. While …

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NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …

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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start DeVante Parker over Pierre Garcon

October 6, 2017October 6, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Pierre Garcon was the smart fantasy football play. Now I don’t what sort of game he’s playing at here, but I …

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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Pierre Garcon in Week Five?

October 6, 2017October 6, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The 49ers passing offense has not been a reliable source of fantasy football goodness for quite some time now. There was some hope that Chip Kelly would turn that around …

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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Weaver

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …

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Thursday Night Farceball: Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers

September 22, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Thursday Night Farceball usually comes immediately after the conclusion of Thursday Night Football, but I had to drive an hour down to my in-laws’ house after the game then make …

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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carlos Hyde Week Two?

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Carlos Hyde seems to be one of the more polarizing running backs in fantasy football circles, as people seemingly can’t figure out if he should be any good at all. …

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San Francisco 49ers 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 16, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I’m a 49ers fan, so it’s easy to tell me that I’m biased about their fantasy football prospects. Let me get this out of the way: they suck. They’re bad. …