2022 Trey Lance Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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San Francisco 49ers 2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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San Francisco 49ers 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
So, full disclosure, and if you follow me on Twitter, you already know this: I am a San Francisco 49ers fan. And as a highly-plugged in Niners fan, I am …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC West
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The 2021 San Francisco 49ers saw themselves start the year by spending three first round picks on Trey Lance and ending the year with a Jimmy Garoppolo desperation heave that …
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2022 Super Bowl Predictions
Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …
Read More San Francisco 49ers, Sorry For Your Loss!
The ninth week of our fine NFL season dropped some real knowledge on us fans and even coaches. As we cross into the second half of the season, there’s no …
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Fantasy Football Running Back Review Week 3
The Heinicke effectRunning back J.D. McKissic’s role on the Washington Football Team took a drastic turn this week and I think a large part of that is Ron Rivera’s game-planning …
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Absurdity Check: Is it Elijah Mitchell’s Time to Shine?
Unheralded 49ers running back comes out of nowhere to kick the door down on the league, and fantasy football prognosticators tell you to drop 30%-40% of your budget on them. …
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2021 George Kittle Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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2021 Deebo Samuel Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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2021 Brandon Aiyuk Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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2021 Trey Sermon Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More 2021 Raheem Mostert Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More San Francisco 49ers 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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San Francisco 49ers 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 season didn’t go how the San Francisco 49ers had hoped it would. They ended up with almost every good player missing time at one point or another. They …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2021 NFL Draft Round One
The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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San Francisco Trades 3rd Overall Pick for Rent Money
This article brought to you by Laverne’s (TM) Steakhouse: I once scored a dime of black tar in their bathroom. Only at Laverne’s (TM)! Rather than reach for Mac “Aroni” Jones, the 49ers …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC West
Now that free agency is over, it’s time to turn our attention to the NFL Draft as we figure out our 2021 fantasy football draft boards. Earlier this week, I …
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2021 NFL Mock Draft: Our Experts Have 32 Quarterbacks Going in First Round
We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
Read More San Francisco 49ers Trade the Farm for #3 Overall
On Friday, the San Francisco 49ers turn the NFL world on its head. The runner-ups in the last pre-plague Super Bowl traded their #12 pick (along with two future seconds …
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New England Patriots Sign Kendrick Bourne & Nelson Agholor: Fantasy Football Fallout
My first instinct when I see Nelson Agholor’s contract is to make a joke about drops. When the truth of the matter is that Agholor only dropped ten balls over …
Read More Does Brandon Aiyuk Have a George Kittle Problem?
The 2018 NFL season had a San Francisco 49ers pass-catcher come out and light the fantasy football world on fire. That was George Kittle. The 2019 NFL season had a …
Read More San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
I’m a San Francisco 49ers fan, so this one will be a bit of a catharsis for me. No, Nick Mullens isn’t as good as Jimmy Garoppolo. Yes, we are …
Read More San Francisco 49ers, Sorry For Your Loss: San Francisco DNRs
The NFL did it! We have finished the regular season amid a global pandemic. Week 17 literally is the end of the road for many of the teams but why …
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2020 Week 16 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders
Start or Sit Salvon Ahmed, J.D. McKissic, or Jeff Wilson Jr. in Fantasy Football Week 16?
It’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to victory. Let’s take a look at three running …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Swerve into Irv
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a tight end sleeper. But, if you do, …
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Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: All Aboard the Gus Bus
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a running back sleeper. But, if you do, …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Throwing Darts
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a wide receiver sleeper. But, if you do, …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Antonio Brown, Brandon Aiyuk, or Corey Davis in Fantasy Football Week 15?
Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
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Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 14: Throwing Darts
It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a running back sleeper list …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Rams / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Green Akers
If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 12: Re-Reeding the TE Leaves
It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can You Trust Brandon Aiyuk?
It’s understandable that you don’t trust Brandon Aiyuk. After all, the San Francisco 49ers are on their backup quarterback, 25th-string center (don’t fact check that) and Nick Mullens at center. …
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2020 Week 10 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Tight End / Washington Commanders
Tight End Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 10: Reeding the TE Leaves
It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Something Wrong With D’Andre Swift?
If you have watched a lot of Detroit Lions games, I’m sorry. Nobody should have to endure that kind of suffering. While subjecting yourself to that torment, I am sure …
Read More 2020 Week 8 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2020 / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers
Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Dr. JaMycal & Mr. Hyde
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Lock the Carr
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Cincinnati Bengals / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Brandon Aiyuk, CeeDee Lamb, or A.J. Green in Fantasy Football Week8?
After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo, Carson Wentz, or Justin Herbert in Fantasy Football Week 8?
After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What’s the Deal With Jerick McKinnon?
If you’re like fantasy football managers in 58% of Yahoo! leagues, you slotted Jerick McKinnon into your starting lineup this week. After all, the Niners put Raheem Mostert on IR, …
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2020 Week 7 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Sleeper Running Backs Fantasy Football Week 7: Getting Hasty
It’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
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2020 Week 5 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Sleeper Quarterbacks Fantasy Football Week 5: Bridge over Troubled Water
Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
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2020 Week 4 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 4: Aiyuk, In
Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! More injuries! And even more injuries! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these …
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Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 4: I’m Willing to Die on This (Brian) Hill
Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Belichickanery! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these things coming from a mile …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Gold Digging at Fort Knox
It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a tight end that you liked to start this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we …
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Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Handsome James’ TD Depot
It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a quarterback that you liked to start this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we have …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / New England Patriots / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit Tom Brady, Cam Newton, or Jimmy Garoppolo in Fantasy Football Week 1?
This week, we kick off our 2020 start or sit series by taking a look at three quarterbacks who have felt the subtle, soft, loving touch of Bill Belichick at …
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San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The San Francisco 49ers came one BS push off call on George Kittle away from winning Super Bowl LIV. Since then, they’ve added two wide receivers (if you count Jalen …
Read More 2020 Brandon Aiyuk Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Tevin Coleman Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Deebo Samuel Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Raheem Mostert Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 George Kittle Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More San Francisco 49ers 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One
The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
Read More 2020 San Francisco 49ers Mock Draft: Getting Over the Hump
Last week, Evan Hoovler picked up the ball from the GMs of some NFL teams and figured out how they can fix their squads through the NFL Draft. The Raiders …
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2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: NFC West
The NFL Draft, in theory, will start on Thursday, April 23. Unfortunately, due to COVID-19, the event some call the world’s biggest pomp-and-circumstance conference call, will test the limits of …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Emmanuel Sanders Signs With New Orleans Saints
Emmanuel Sanders went from one NFC Super Bowl contender (after playing in the Super Bowl) to another last week, as he signed with the New Orleans Saints. What does his …
Read More San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
Speaking as an (obviously biased) San Francisco 49ers season ticket holder, 2019 went fantastically. How often do teams go from picking #2 overall to finishing as the #2 team in …
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2020 Playoffs / 2020 Super Bowl / Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / Podcasts / San Francisco 49ers
Fantasy Football Podcast – Super Bowl LIV!
Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) return from hiatus to discuss Super Bowl LIV, and to do some good old fashioned prop bets. Congratulations to Evan …
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8 Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LIV, Part 2
It’s almost time for Super Bowl LIV, which means it’s time for another round of Fascinating Facts! I looked at last year’s Super Bowl facts article, and I realized we …
Read More Super Bowl LIV Preview: San Francisco 49ers vs. Kansas City Chiefs
Super Bowl LIV Matchup: Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) versus San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Sunday, February 2, 03:30 PM PST (FOX) Line: Kansas City -1.5, 54.5 O/U The San Francisco 49ers …
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Super Bowl LIV Predictions from Experts and Comedians
We made our Super Bowl LIV picks back in December, and now it’s time to revise our opinions for the two teams that made it. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity’s Editor-in-Chief, …
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Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LIV, Part One
The Super Bowl is nigh! Who could have predicted the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers would square off in Miami come February? Firstly, me, baby, that’s who. I’ve …
Read More San Francisco 49ers Are NFC Champions Despite Being Just Okay, Not Beating Anyone
“Because it was working.” Those words rang out to the tens of thousands of San Francisco 49ers faithful who stayed to watch Kyle Shanahan lift the George Halas Trophy, the …
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NFC Championship Game Preview: San Francisco 49ers vs. Green Bay Packers
NFC Divisional Round Matchup: Green Bay Packers (13-3) at San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Sunday, January 19, 03:40 PM PST (Fox) Line: San Francisco -7.5, 45.5 O/U Congratulations, if you went …
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NFL Conference Championship Predictions from Experts and Comedians
Tennessee at Kansas City! Green Bay at San Francisco! What are verbs!? We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on both of the 2020 NFL Conference Championship games this …
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12 Fascinating Facts about the 2020 NFC and AFC Championship Games
It’s time for the 2020 AFC and NFC Championship games, and we have all the favorites to be here (except Baltimore). In fact, Tennessee’s monster playoff run has been chock …
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NFL Divisional Round 2020 Predictions from Experts and Comedians
We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …
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NFC Divisional Round: San Francisco 49ers versus Minnesota Vikings
NFC Divisional Round Matchup: Minnesota Vikings (10-6) at San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Saturday, January 11, 01:35 PM PST (NBC) The San Francisco 49ers sat at home and gained health this …
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Super Bowl 2020 Predictions from Our Experts and Comedy Writers
Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief & 49ers Season Ticket Holder 49ers versus Ravens: They already gave us the game of the year. The road to the Super Bowl in the …
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The Absurdity Report: NFL Funniest Memes, Videos, Moments of Week 16
Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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Running Back Sleepers Week 14: Survival of the Fittest
Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the running back sleepers article will always be here to help you with your running back streaming decisions. We …
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Absurdity Check: Is Tevin Coleman Droppable?
It’s hard to say goodbye to a running back that’s been a perennial talent on your fantasy football roster. We know, it’s difficult to cut ties with someone like Tevin …
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Detroit Lions / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 12 Running Back Sleepers – Scarbrough’s Fair
“Now is the Winter of our discontent,” Shakespeare once quipped about the lack of running back sleepers in his fantasy football league. While I can’t write it more poetically than …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 11 Dumpster Dives
It’s week eleven of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Week 11 Injury Report: Info on CMC, Adam Thielen, George Kittle and More!
(Guest Author: A Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Metrics) It’s time to look at week 11 injuries from a standpoint of pure analytics. I’m casting emotion aside and showing you the …
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Week 11 WR Sleepers – Cole Mining
Wide receiver hasn’t had quite as many consistent “out of nowhere” guys as we’ve had in the past. Maybe that’s because we did a great job at identifying wide receiver …
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Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Jimmy Garoppolo, or Philip Rivers Week 11
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 11 Running Back Sleepers – Dying on this Brian Hill
The fantasy football running back churn continues, unabated. We lost Devonta Freeman and Matt Breida this past week to injury. This week, we will be without Aaron Jones, Jamaal Williams, …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11?
Should I Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Week Ten RB Sleepers – Running Back Handcuffs!
I’m going to level with you. There aren’t many great running back sleeper candidates this week, so I hit you all with a pivot in the sleepers series. First, an …
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Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10?
Should I Start Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the …
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Week Nine RB Sleepers – Gold Mining
It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Week Seven WR Sleepers – The Planet is Ruled by Alien Lizards
We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 6 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week six of the fantasy football season. You’re 0-5, and staring straight and the 5,000 points the Patriots D put up for your opponent this week. Time to …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 5 2019 Fantasy Coverage
Week Five RB Sleepers – Raheem… Must-Start?!
Check out our week five fantasy football running back sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one RB available in over …
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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders / Week 4 2019 Fantasy Coverage / Wide Receiver
Week Four WR Sleepers
I’m not going to sugarcoat it or lie to you, the week four sleeper wide receivers were extremely difficult to find this week. It was one guy sliding in at …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Three Wide Receiver Sleepers
It’s been a great year so far for fantasy football sleeper wide receivers. We’ve already seen a myriad of guys break out and graduate from this article. Never fear, however, …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Three Running Back Sleepers
The hardest part of a young fantasy football season is sorting out who is Actually Good and who is Actually Bad. At this point, it’s too soon to tell, but …
Read More Daily Fantasy Football / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Pittsburgh Steelers / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Fantasy Football 2019: Week Two Running Back Sleepers
“Changes aren’t permanent, but change is!” I think Geddy Lee wrote those lyrics after looking at his fantasy football running back group after a particularly bad week. Yes, I know …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Mack, Coleman, or Jacobs?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with some of …
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Fantasy Football 2019: Week One Wide Receiver Sleepers
Be forewarned, you’re going to hear a lot about “explosive plays” in this article. Yes, I finally found a really good source for this stat, why do you ask? While …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Winston, Stafford, or Garoppolo?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: San Francisco 49ers
July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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2019 Fantasy Football George Kittle Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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NFL Draft: San Francisco 49ers Fantasy Football Wishlist
In terms of San Francisco 49ers fantasy football, they were the kings of making chicken salad out of chicken… poo. And given the concessions at Levi’s Stadium, that chicken salad …
Read More San Francisco 49ers 2019 Mock Draft
There are a lot of, to use corporate jargon, areas of opportunity going into the San Francisco 49ers 2019 NFL Draft. The 49ers boast a solid QB, a passable offensive …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Tevin Coleman to San Francisco
Tevin Coleman signed a bafflingly awful two-year, $10 million contract with the San Francisco 49ers. It contains no guaranteed money outside of the first year. It is hysterically bad, and …
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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 RB Sleepers
Way Too Early 2019 RB Sleepers Welcome to the first ever Football Absurdity American Alliance of Football article! Nah, just kidding, but could you imagine? It’s all NFL, all the …
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Arizona Cardinals / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2019 / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 WR Sleepers
Way Too Early 2019 WR Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth Super Bowl. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL season is officially over. …
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Buffalo Bills / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 QB Sleepers
Way Too Early 2019 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth ring in nine tries. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / New England Patriots / New York Jets / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon?
Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy semi-finals this week.” To …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Breida, Smallwood, or Peyton Barber?
Start or Sit Matt Breida, Wendell Smallwood, or Peyton Barber? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Pittsburgh Steelers / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 14 RB Sleepers – Riding Ridley
Fantasy Football Week 14 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and I am going to level with you. You probably shouldn’t be looking at this article. If you’re at this point …
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Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar
Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar Welcome, Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes owners! Hello, fools who believed Ryan Fitzpatrick was the answer! Football Absurdity’s week 12 QB sleepers list …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mayfield, Mullens, or Manning?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Jets / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Enunwa, Goodwin, or Gabriel?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa, Marquise Goodwin, or Taylor Gabriel? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / New England Patriots / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Stafford, Brady, or Mullens?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford, Tom Brady, or Nick Mullens? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
Read More Week 8 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers – More Like Raheem Must Start
Week 8 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Cleveland Browns / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Throwing May-Bakers
Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Mostert, Mack, or Ronald Jones?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Raheem Mostert, Marlon Mack, or Ronald Jones? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard?
Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have found that …
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Start or Sit George Kittle in Fantasy Football Week Four?
Start or Sit George Kittle? This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend to be shocked that tight ends have been an absolute mess for fantasy football so far …
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Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo in Fantasy Football Week One?
Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo? The 2018 fantasy football season is upon us. That means fantasy football owners get up on Sunday morning and proceed to rearrange their lineup six-or-seven …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: San Francisco 49ers
Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer: For the 2018 season we will explore fantasy football sleepers, breakouts (or bounce …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football: Jerick McKinnon Player Profile
If you want yourself a running back whisperer, then this Jerick McKinnon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football Jimmy Garoppolo Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: San Francisco 49ers
The San Francisco 49ers didn’t expend a whole heck of a lot of middling draft capital on fantasy football-relevant players. Sure, they bolstered their offensive like with OT Mike McGlinchey, …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: San Francisco 49ers (The Shocking Giant)
You’ve collected all the data, and so can objectively state that your farts smell the best. This is due to your own excretory musk being the same scent as the …
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Arizona Cardinals / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / State of the Division
State of The Division: The NFC West
As the league marches towards the future, and the NFL draft, because that’s how time works, it’s time to start taking stock of the teams around the league. In order …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The San Francisco 49ers
The San Francisco 49ers are the talk of the NFL. They gave Jimmy Garoppolo eleventy bajillion dollars this year, and they signed the former face of the enemy with Richard …
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San Francisco 49ers sign Richard Sherman. This is Fine.
The San Francisco 49ers signed the enemy this week, inking former Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman to a three-year, $39 million contract (though he only sees the vast majority of …
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LAS VEGAS HAS LOST ITS DANG MIND
Las Vegas released its preliminary 2018 NFL Super Bowl odds on Monday, and there’s so much wrong with them, I don’t even know where to start. Well, first, there’s the …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo in Week Fourteen?
When you first saw him, you couldn’t help but be a little overwhelmed. Those eyes, that smile… so handsome. Jimmy Garoppolo has that it factor that allows you to let …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carlos Hyde in Week Ten?
The San Francisco 49ers are one of the biggest messes in the NFL. They’re a dumpster fire of insane proportions and there’s only one other NFC team that is as …
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Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / San Francisco 49ers / Washington Commanders
Well, Now What? Top Five Kirk Cousins Suitors in the Wake of the Jimmy Garoppolo Trade
The San Francisco 49ers broke the cardinal rule of smart NFL decision-making, which is, “do not trade with the New England Patriots.” They swapped the likely #33 or #34 pick …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Disappointments
Week five has come and gone and you can only wonder at a universe that seems to be trying to destroy your fantasy football team. Why does everyone on your …
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An Open Letter From Mike Pence
Hi all, Vice President Mike Pence here. There was much to do today about me attending the Indianapolis Colts-San Francisco 49ers pre-game ceremony, then leaving before the game started. While …
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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Los Angeles Rams / NFC / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap
NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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AFC / AFC East / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Miami Dolphins / NFC / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Start or Sit / Teams
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start DeVante Parker over Pierre Garcon
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Pierre Garcon was the smart fantasy football play. Now I don’t what sort of game he’s playing at here, but I …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Pierre Garcon in Week Five?
The 49ers passing offense has not been a reliable source of fantasy football goodness for quite some time now. There was some hope that Chip Kelly would turn that around …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Weaver
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers
Thursday Night Farceball usually comes immediately after the conclusion of Thursday Night Football, but I had to drive an hour down to my in-laws’ house after the game then make …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carlos Hyde Week Two?
Carlos Hyde seems to be one of the more polarizing running backs in fantasy football circles, as people seemingly can’t figure out if he should be any good at all. …
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San Francisco 49ers 2017 Fantasy Football Preview
I’m a 49ers fan, so it’s easy to tell me that I’m biased about their fantasy football prospects. Let me get this out of the way: they suck. They’re bad. …
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