2022 Super Bowl Predictions

Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …

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Thanksgiving Day Fantasy Football Sleepers

It’s time for the Thanksgiving Day games, and with it, a full slate of six teams [update: four teams] to futilely try to pull value from the games. Just like …

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Start or Sit Fantasy Football: Thanksgiving Edition

This year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …

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Start or Sit CeeDee Lamb, N’Keal Harry, or Laviska Shenault in Fantasy Football Week 3?

While the wide receivers mostly survived the week two bloodletting in the NFL (knocks on wood), they didn’t escape entirely. Julio Jones aggravated his hamstring, Courtland Sutton and Parris Campbell …

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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One

The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …

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Week 11 Injury Report: Info on CMC, Adam Thielen, George Kittle and More!

(Guest Author: A Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Metrics) It’s time to look at week 11 injuries from a standpoint of pure analytics. I’m casting emotion aside and showing you the …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 3 Dumpster Dives

Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …

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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions

2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …

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