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Jeff and Mike return from government furlough to discuss their top-five at each position for 2019, and a question for each team in the playoffs. The Football Absurdity Podcast is …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week seventeen Bears/Vikings game and the top three football fails of week sixteen with Lori and Kev …
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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vance McDonald, or Austin Hooper? It’s the Christmas season, and our lawyers tell us that I can say that, even to …
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Jeff & Mike take a look a look back at the season and give away some of the most prestigious awards in all of the Football Absurdity Podcast landscape. Please …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Blake Jarwin, Chris Herndon, or David Njoku Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week sixteen Bears/49ers game and the top three football fails of week fifteen with Lori and Kev …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Chris Hogan, or Antonio Callaway? It’s finals week! Time to bring home the big prize that you have been neglecting your work and …
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Week 16 TE Sleepers I am now sixteen weeks into filling your brain pans with flowery language about generally marginal talent at a fickle position that is mostly touchdown dependent, …
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Week 16 WR Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out WR sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Looking for early RB sleepers for 2019? We’ve got ’em, here Week 16 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth …
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Week 16 QB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out QB sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy semi-finals this week.” To …
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Week Sixteen Defense Fantasy Football – How ‘Bout Them Boys If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of …
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Start or Sit Matt Breida, Wendell Smallwood, or Peyton Barber? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Chris Carson, or Damien Williams? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Cam Newton, Jared Goff, or Tom Brady? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 15 is almost behind …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week fifteen Bears/Packers game and the top three football fails for week fourteen with Lori and Kev …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, or Kenny Stills? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon? What can you do this late in the season other than read articles religiously and blame …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis, or Blake Jarwin? Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re in the thick of it. I’m not talking about …
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Week fifteen and all the running backs are dead. All the running backs that got you to the playoffs are dead. What is a man to do? That is where …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Curtis Samuel, Tyler Lockett, or Allen Robinson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Congrats on achieving everyone’s fantasy football goal: Watching some of your players on a Saturday. But after making the playoffs, you face an even more difficult decision: Which site to …
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Week 15 QB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for QB sleepers …
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Week 15 WR Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for WR sleepers …
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Start or Sit Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, or Kirk Cousins? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Start or Sit Josh Allen, Dak Prescott, or Lamar Jackson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Week Fifteen Defense Fantasy Football – A Giant Turnaround If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning …
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Read MoreTHIS IS IT! THIS IS THE FINALS! #1 WINS A RING! Team (SA forums name) Yet to Play In Play Score The Calvinted Mr. Ridley (Drunk Nerds) 0 0 242.62 …
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Jeff & Mike finally just give up the ghost and decide that the podcast will permanently record on Fridays, so look for this one in your feed on Friday evening …
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Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Chris Carson, or Rashaad Penny Week 14 is here, and those of you who limped into the playoffs might be deciding between Howard, Carson, Penny, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 QB Sleepers If you are rolling with QB sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Humphries, Sutton, or D.J. Moore? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people …
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It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than ever should be reading this article. Nevertheless, if you are reading …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Cohen, Cook, or Edwards? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than …
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Should you start or sit Adam Humphries, Courtland Sutton, or D.J. Moore in your fantasy football playoffs?
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Week 14 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you …
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Start or Sit Jordan Reed, Vance McDonald, or Kyle Rudolph? How often do tight ends break our hearts? The position is the proverbial Lisa Turtle to our Screech. We long …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? As the 14th week of the regular season in the NFL begins, many leagues are …
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Sorry for Your Loss Week 13: The Green Bay Packers’ Season Is Over Week 13 is in the books and it’s a painful column to write this week. I, an …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Read MoreOverall Standings Rank Team Something Awful Dot Com Forums Forum Name Week 13 Points 1 Chubb with the Sack 192.5 2 Tarik on a Leash Gonias, Ind. 176.18 3 Big …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 13 is almost behind …
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Jeff & Mike finally just give up the ghost and decide that the podcast will permanently record on Fridays, so look for this one in your feed on Friday evening …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football TE Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for TE sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give his top three football fails from week twelve with Lori and Kev on 104.9 The Morning X. For more football talk …
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The Atlanta Falcons Season is Over What a weekend. Week 12 in the NFL felt very much like a full week of football. We’re on the cusp of the pretenders …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Matthew Stafford, or Marcus Mariota? Whether they’re young and daring or old and flighty, quarterbacks are the foundation to any good …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Doug Baldwin, Josh Reynolds or Adam Humphries? Week 13 is upon us and those of us on the cusp of making the fantasy …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Tom Brady, or Carson Wentz? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week 12 is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate fantasy players. Some of you thought owning Melvin Gordon meant you didn’t have to …
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Week 12 RB Sleepers – Rated Frank For Gore Trying to sort out RB sleepers is the hardest part of every week for me. Well, actually, that’s getting out of …
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Week 12 TE Sleepers – InfiniTE War Hello, Travis Kelce owners. My condolences, O.J. Howard owners. Eric Ebron owners, get out of here, he’s great! You are not allowed to …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Cam Brate, Vance McDonald, or Jordan Reed? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Washington Redskins Season Ended Week 11 Welcome back survivalists! Week 11 has provided some very compelling wins and losses to the playoff picture. I was on the fence about which …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marques Valdez-Scantling, Christian Kirk, or Corey Davis? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, or Jared Cook? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mohamed Sanu, Keke Coutee, or Sterling Shepard? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Adrian Peterson, Chris Carson, or LeSean McCoy? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
Read MoreOverall Standings Here TEAM Forums dot Something Awful dot Com Forums Name Week 11 Results ????? Scruffy the Janitor 216.46 Sony 2012 N/A 211.48 NorseFleas N/A 207.7 Frank Gore-bachov …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 11 is almost behind …
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Week 11 QB Sleepers Every week, we highlight QB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Week 11 RB Sleepers Every week, we highlight RB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Week 11 WR Sleepers Every week, we highlight WR sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tevin Coleman, Chris Carson, or Dalvin Cook? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity (maybe you’ve heard of it) joins us to talk week eleven, and do some fantasy football therapy. Please rate & review on Apple Music, and …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alex Collins, Doug Martin, or Peyton Barber? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tyler Boyd, Chris Godwin, or Courtland Sutton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Amari Cooper, or T.Y. Hilton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Week 11 TE Sleepers Every week, we highlight TE sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Start or Sit Tevin Coleman vs. Dallas Cowboys The Falcons have been a tough nut to crack. They look like a Super Bowl contender one week, then go on to …
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Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Vikings preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week eleven Bears/Vikings game and the top three football fails for …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Andy Dalton, Kirk Cousins, or Alex Smith? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Eli Manning, Dak Prescott, or Josh Rosen? Week 11 is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Sorry for Your Loss: Survivor Pool Week 10 This is an interesting time for the NFL season in terms of survivor pool excitement. Teams are starting to deal with the …
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Fantasy Football Week 11 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
Read MoreOverall standings link TEAM Week 10 Hava Nagy-na 245.2 Goon Fish and Gallant 232.2 The Calvinted Mr. Ridley 220.6 Flying Sex Snakes 198.2 bELIeve 197.86 Chubb with the Sack 190.88 …
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Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you can’t …
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Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will ever play football again. Some …
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Jeff & Mike finally just give up the ghost and decide that the podcast will permanently record on Fridays, so look for this one in your feed on Friday evening …
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Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Lions preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a week 10 Bears/Lions preview and the top three football fails for week nine with …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 WR Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find WR sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 RB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find RB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Ben Watson, Greg Olsen, or Vernon Davis? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, Eric Ebron, or Zach Ertz? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa, Marquise Goodwin, or Taylor Gabriel? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or Sterling Shepard? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Peyton Barber, Kerryon Johnson, or Mike Davis? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Austin Ekeler, Duke Johnson, or Ito Smith? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Philip Rivers, or Alex Smith? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names Thanks, FootballAbsurdity readers, for making our team names lists some of our biggest hits ever. We’ve got Thanksgiving fantasy football team names hot out of …
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Week 9 Deals a Crushing Blow for Broncos’ Playoff Chances What a crazy weekend for the one team in the AFC West that seems hellbent on building a Mount Rushmore …
Read MoreOverall Standings Here Weekly Ranking TEAM Week 9 Score 1 Ron Mexico’s Motorboat Mariachi 244.68 2 Goku Boarding a Plane to Better Understand Us 199.16 3 Chubb with the Sack …
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Week Ten Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you keep …
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Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought the 49ers …
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Alright folks we burn the moderately late Friday evening oil to get this one out to you! Jeff recaps an absolutely hilarious Thursday Night Football matchup wherein he was actually …
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Week 9 TE Sleepers – Drink the Braterade Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire pieces, …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Greg Olsen, David Njoku, or Chris Herndon? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Bills preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a week 9 Bears/Bills preview and the top three football fails for week eight with …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Devin Funchess, DeVante Parker or John Brown? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Doug Baldwin, Courtland Sutton, or Corey Davis? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Mitchell Trubisky, or Joe Flacco? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from NFL Articles Another week, another batch of nutsos making funny comments on NFL football articles. This week I’ve paired all six comments …
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Week 9 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 9 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of …
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Bucs Fail! If you missed it, we’re halfway done now with the NFL season. Thirty-two teams no longer all have a shot. Frankly, half of the league is already pinning …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football WR Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Week 8 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you …
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Funny NFL Comments Yes, those “funny” NFL comments by “funny” people, that’s what I’m about. I wanted to produce weirdo comments from both sides of the political spectrum here, but …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Football Radio Interview – Top Football Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a review of the week six Bears/Dolphins game and the top three football fails for week six …
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Week 7: Start or Sit Will Fuller, Larry Fitzgerald, or Demaryius Thomas? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Week 7 Start or Sit: Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or John Brown? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Week 7 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you …
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Week 7 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 7 Waiver Wire TEs Week 6 is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing …
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Week 6 TE Sleepers As we’ve seen from guys like Jordan Reed, Delanie Walker, and even Rob Gronkowski, spending up on a tight end isn’t always the best idea. These …
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Start or Sit Austin Hooper in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Week 6 QB Sleepers Trying to find week 6 QB sleepers to stream seems to be a task of varying difficulty from week-to-week. Ultimately, the difficult weeks mean that owners …
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Start or Sit Allen Robinson in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Start or Sit Aaron Jones in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Football Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week six Bears/Dolphins game and the top three football fails for week five with Lori and Kev on …
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Start or Sit Blake Bortles in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books, which means that in most weeks, we have only eight …
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Start or Sit Jameis Winston in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books, which means that in most leagues we have only eight …
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Week Six Defense Fantasy Football If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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104.9 the Morning X quizzes Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail as to his top 3 football fails of the week. Plus, he gives a recap of the Bears/Bucs game For more …
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Week 6 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 6 Waiver Wire RBs Week six is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate running backs. …
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Start or Sit Mike Davis in Fantasy Football Week Five? Ah, Mike Davis. Mike Davis, Mike Davis. The man vexes me. Well, more specifically, the fantasy football community’s obsession with …
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Start or Sit TJ Yeldon in Fantasy Football Week Five? Leonard Fournette owners continue to rue the moment in the first or second rounds of their 2018 fantasy football drafts …
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Funny NFL Comments I’m sure these funny NFL comments from social media were all made by people just having a bad day, and are normally well-adjusted and not funny NFL …
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Start or Sit Amari Cooper, Jordy Nelson in Fantasy Football Week Five? Week four is in the books, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its …
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Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa in Fantasy Football Week Five? Week four is in the books, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. …
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Start or Sit Andrew Luck in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
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Start or Sit Blake Bortles in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
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Start or Sit Joe Flacco in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Start or Sit Trey Burton? This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend to be shocked that tight ends have been an absolute mess for fantasy football so far …
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Start or Sit George Kittle? This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend to be shocked that tight ends have been an absolute mess for fantasy football so far …
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Week Four RB Sleepers Of all the positions to try to stream in fantasy football, finding a, running back sleeper has to be the hardest. The landscape is so bleak …
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Bears/Bucs Preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail give a football radio interview with a recap of the Bears/Seahawks game in week two and a Bears/Bucs preview with Lori and …
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Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa? Through three weeks, fantasy football wide receivers are certainly going as we all expected. JuJu Smith-Schuster leads the Steelers in receiving yards. Michael Thomas has …
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Start or Sit Sterling Shepard? Through three weeks, fantasy football wide receivers are certainly going as we all expected. JuJu Smith-Schuster leads the Steelers in receiving yards. Michael Thomas has …
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Week Four Defense Fantasy Football If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy …
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On the mend edition! Jeff is still all banged up and got doped up enough to bring you this episode. Mike & Jeff name their sleepers for the week and talk …
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Start or Sit Ryan Fitzpatrick Through three weeks, fantasy football quarterbacks are certainly going as we all expected. Your top two after the first three weeks of the season are …
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Start or Sit Philip Rivers Through three weeks, fantasy football quarterbacks are certainly going as we all expected. Your top two after the first three weeks of the season are …
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What Happened This Week in Fantasy Football – Week Three Well thanks for asking! I went 4-1 for the second straight week in my leagues and I… oh, you didn’t …
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Better late than never edition podcast part two! Jeff is still all banged up and got doped up enough to bring you this episode. We name our sleepers for the …
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Week Three TE Sleepers This is the last week where streaming will be a luxury for you, not a difficult decision that you have to make because you’re an idiot …
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Start or Sit Corey Davis It’s week three of the NFL season, and as crazy as it seems, we will already be a major chunk of the way through the …
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Start or Sit Josh Gordon Should you start or sit Josh Gordon in week three? This might be the most complex question to answer in fantasy football this year. To …
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