Absurdity Check: Should The Saints Have Brought in Jon Gruden?
Normally when we do an Absurdity Check, we are looking at it through the lens of fantasy football. After all, Football Absurdity is primarily a fantasy football site that was …
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Las Vegas Raiders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Las Vegas Raiders are a mess. From top to bottom, they have no direction, seemingly spending every six months fixing the issues they themselves made six months prior. They …
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2022 Darren Waller Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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2022 Hunter Renfrow Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 Davante Adams Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 Josh Jacobs Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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2022 Derek Carr Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Las Vegas Raiders 2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Las Vegas Raiders 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Las Vegas Raiders barely made the playoffs last season, which was one of the more turbulent seasons a team could have. They fired Jon Gruden, their star first-round wide …
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2022 NFL Draft / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2022 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers
2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC West
We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North, and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC West is the most beefed-up …
Read More Fantasy Football Fallout: Davante Adams Traded to Las Vegas
The Las Vegas Raiders and Green Bay Packers shocked the NFL on Thursday, by moving Davante Adams to the desert (and giving him a major contract) for a 2022 first-round …
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Las Vegas Raiders Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
If anyone told you they saw the Las Vegas Raiders’ season playing out as it did, that’s how you know that they’re a liar. The league somehow found that only …
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2022 Super Bowl Predictions
Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …
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Black Monday 2022: I Got 99 Problems But Nagy Ain’t One
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Derek Carr a Must-Start?
We are three games into the NFL season (well 30 teams are, anyway). And as of writing this, Derek Carr averages the ninth-most fantasy points per game. What is leading …
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2021 Week 3 / Arizona Cardinals / Carolina Panthers / Defense / Fantasy Football 2021 / Las Vegas Raiders / Sleepers
Week Three Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Defending the Indefensible!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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2021 Henry Ruggs Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 John Brown Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Derek Carr Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More 2021 Darren Waller Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Kenyan Drake Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Josh Jacobs Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More Las Vegas Raiders 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2021 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / NFL Draft 2021
2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC West
The NFL Draft is almost here! The glorified conference call takes place starting April 29, meaning that we should probably start figuring out where we want fantasy football guys to …
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2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2: Our Experts’ Predictions
2021 Mock NFL Draft. Part 1 Will the QB streak continue? Here we go with picks 13-24 of the 2021 NFL Draft! 2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2 13. Los …
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Kenyan Drake Signs With Las Vegas Raiders: Fantasy Football Fallout
I think Jon Gruden and Mike Mayock have it out for Josh Jacobs. They obliterated their offensive line, ditching Pro Bowl center Rodney Hudson, Trent Brown, and Gabe Jackson. They …
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Mariota’s “Excited to Be a Raider” Comment Breaks Irony Meter
For decades, the National Institute of Standards and Technology has maintained the official Irony Meter. Sitting right next to the Atomic Clock, the Irony Meter (IM) detects when things are …
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New England Patriots Sign Kendrick Bourne & Nelson Agholor: Fantasy Football Fallout
My first instinct when I see Nelson Agholor’s contract is to make a joke about drops. When the truth of the matter is that Agholor only dropped ten balls over …
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Las Vegas Raiders Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
The Las Vegas Raiders kicked off their inaugural season with an 8-8 record. This was technically an improvement over their 7-9 2019 record, but it felt like the team did …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is it Marcus Mariota Time?
The Las Vegas Raiders lost starting quarterback Derek Carr in their Thursday Night Football matchup against the Chargers. Carr pulled his groin on the second drive and Jon Gruden & …
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2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Justin Herbert, Kirk Cousins, or Derek Carr in Fantasy Football Week 14?
I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Henry and a Jet
If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Rams / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Green Akers
If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 13: All The Good Defenses Are Taken
One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is streaming defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding defenses …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / Las Vegas Raiders / New Orleans Saints / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Emmanuel Sanders, Nelson Agholor, or T.Y. Hilton in Fantasy Football Week 13?
Well, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
Read More 2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / New Orleans Saints / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Taysom Hill, Kirk Cousins, or Derek Carr in Fantasy Football Week 13?
Well, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 12: Another Nelson Agholor Pun
It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 12: Bounce Back Baker
It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Curtis Samuel, Nelson Agholor, or DeVante Parker in Fantasy Football Week 12?
With turkey day screwing up our fantasy sensibilities, we need to figure out which wide receivers we like. Week twelve has some choices that might not appear obvious at first …
Read More Las Vegas Raiders, Sorry For Your Loss: Grieving Las Vegas
We have nearly finished the third month of the NFL season. It’s clearer than ever that 2020 is up for grabs. No one is unstoppable, and before you yell ‘Steelers’ …
Read More 2020 Week 10 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Rams / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 10: Agholord have Mercy
It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
Read More 2020 Week 10 Advice / Cleveland Browns / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Drew Lock, Derek Carr, or Baker Mayfield in Fantasy Football Week 10?
We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More 2020 Week 9 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 9: Lock the Carr (Take 2)
I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some quarterback sleepers for week nine. Now, if you’ll …
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2020 Week 9 Advice / Buffalo Bills / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Derek Carr, Josh Allen, or Matthew Stafford in Fantasy Football Week 9?
I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / New Orleans Saints / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: The Agholorror!
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
Read More 2020 Week 8 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Lock the Carr
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / New England Patriots / Sleepers / Washington Commanders / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Still on the Lookout
It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a bunch of wide receivers to choose from this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we …
Read More Las Vegas Raiders Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The Las Vegas Raiders have all new digs in Sin City, leaving the not-so-friendly confines of Raw Sewage Field in Oakland for the Death Star in Vegas. They are starting …
Read More 2020 Hunter Renfrow Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Darren Waller Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Josh Jacobs Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Henry Ruggs III 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More Las Vegas Raiders 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One
The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
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Las Vegas Raiders Mock Draft 2020
I tried out fanspeak.com to emulate a Las Vegas Raiders mock draft, with me picking for the newly minted Las Vegas Raiders. The 2020 NFL Draft is coming soon, and …
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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / NFL Draft 2020
2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: AFC West
Last week, we did a quick tour around the NFC to discuss each team’s draft picks and to create a fantasy football wishlist for what we would like them to …
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They Signed Marcus Mariota: O Captain! Team Captain!
The Raiders signed Marcus Mariota. Speaking of signs: I have a little sign at my desk. It says, “This fan has gone ____ days without giving up on the Raiders’ …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Jason Witten Signs With the Las Vegas Raiders
Erstwhile ESPN jibber-jabberer, former Dallas Cowboy and eternal tight end Jason Witten will play for a different franchise for the first time in his NFL career this season. Witten joins …
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Fantasy Football 2020: Pre-Free Agency WR Sleepers
The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
Read More Las Vegas Raiders Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
Well, technically, the Las Vegas Raiders didn’t do anything this year. However, the Oakland Raiders took a big step forward in the second year of their rebuild under Jon Gruden. …
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Absurdity Check / Arizona Cardinals / Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / New Orleans Saints / New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Absurdity Report: NFL Funniest Memes, Videos, Moments of Week 16
Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16?
Should I Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16? As the 2019 fantasy football season comes to an end, I wanted to thank everyone …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Sleepers / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 16: Mr. DeAndre Goes to Washington
It’s the fantasy football finals, and that means that it’s our last round of running back sleepers for the season! To qualify for this article, the running back sleepers must …
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Arizona Cardinals / Las Vegas Raiders / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Jonnu Smith, Ian Thomas, or Noah Fant in Week 15?
Should I Start or Sit Jonnu Smith, Ian Thomas, or Noah Fant in Week 15? Getting down to the wire, folks! If you’re reading this, you must still be alive …
Read More Sorry For Your Loss, Week 13: Shut it Down and Pack it up, Oakland Raiders!
NFL week thirteen closed with the thud of a few more nails in the coffins of some teams’ title hopes. Sure there’s some math that says your team has a …
Read More Arizona Cardinals / Las Vegas Raiders / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Ryan Tannehill, Kyler Murray, or Derek Carr in Week 14?
Should I Start or Sit Ryan Tannehill, Kyler Murray, or Derek Carr in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Week 12 Wide Receiver Sleepers – Hunting for Renfrows
When the games conclude this week, we will officially be 75% of the way done with the fantasy football season, and the bye weeks. Things should get better, and easier …
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Cleveland Browns / Defense / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Sleepers / Waiver Wire / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Twelve Defense Fantasy Football – All The Bad Offenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Atlanta Falcons / Baltimore Ravens / Carolina Panthers / Cincinnati Bengals / Daily Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Daily Fantasy Football Week 11 Dumpster Dives
It’s week eleven of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
Read More Carolina Panthers / Defense / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Sleepers / Waiver Wire / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Eleven Defense Fantasy Football – The Failing Falcons
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, or my waiver wire cheat sheets, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Ryan Tannehill, Sam Darnold, or Derek Carr in Week 10
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Week Ten Fantasy Football Trade Targets
What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 9 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Nine QB Sleepers – Can’t Monobody Hold Me Down
It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
Read More Daily Fantasy Football / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Pittsburgh Steelers / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Two Quarterback Sleepers
It’s my favorite time of year: small sample size season. It makes for extraordinarily easy (but potentially wrong) kneejerk decisions about players and matchups. Like a bold young buck, going …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / Tight End
Fantasy Football 2019: Week One Tight End Sleepers
It’s week one, which means you probably don’t want to go with sleepers right out of the gate. Chances are, you took the guys in your fantasy football draft for …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Las Vegas Raiders / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Mack, Coleman, or Jacobs?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with some of …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Derek Carr Player Profile
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Read More Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Oakland Raiders
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2019 Fantasy Football Amari Cooper Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2019 Fantasy Football Antonio Brown Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Oakland Raiders
The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2019 NFL Draft Round One
The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
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NFL Draft: Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Player: Jared Cook, TE 2018’s Biggest Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Disappointment: Marshawn Lynch 2019 Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Running Back, Tight End, …
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Oakland Raiders 2019 Mock Draft
When I look at the Oakland Raiders 2019 mock draft needs, I can’t help but think about my father’s favorite chair. My dad passed away, recently, after a prolonged battle …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Antonio Brown Traded to Oakland
The NFL’s most recent biggest-ever soap opera is over, as the Pittsburgh Steelers basically gave away traded superstar wide receiver Antonio Brown to the Oakland Raiders. The Raiders, in turn, gave him a massive …
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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2018 / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Pittsburgh Steelers / Running Back / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Jaylen Samuels, Doug Martin, Gus Edwards, or Elijah McGuire?
Week fifteen and all the running backs are dead. All the running backs that got you to the playoffs are dead. What is a man to do? That is where …
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Buffalo Bills / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2018 / Las Vegas Raiders / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 15 WR Sleepers – Full Nelson
Week 15 WR Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for WR sleepers …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Engram, Rudolph, or Cook?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, or Jared Cook? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Doyle, Cook, or Rudolph?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Jack Doyle, Jared Cook, or Kyle Rudolph? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2018 / Las Vegas Raiders / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Collins, Martin, or Barber?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alex Collins, Doug Martin, or Peyton Barber? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Running Back / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Crowell, Yeldon, or Doug Martin?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, T.J. Yeldon, or Doug Martin? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
Read More Start or Sit Jared Cook in Fantasy Football Week Six?
Start or Sit Jared Cook in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Start or Sit Amari Cooper, Jordy Nelson in Fantasy Football Week Five?
Start or Sit Amari Cooper, Jordy Nelson in Fantasy Football Week Five? Week four is in the books, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its …
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Khalil Mack Trade Point/Counterpoint
The NFL was buzzing this past weekend with the news of the Khalil Mack trade. In an unprecedented move, the Oakland Raiders traded former Defensive Player of the Year Khalil …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Oakland Raiders
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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Fantasy Football Amari Cooper: 2018 Player Profile
If you are not worried about dropped passes, then this fantasy football Amari Cooper player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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Fantasy Football Marshawn Lynch: 2018 Player Profile
If you think the beast might be vanquished, then this fantasy football Marshawn Lynch player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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2018 Fantasy Football Derek Carr Player Profile
If you don’t want your team broken, you will definitely want to read this fantasy football Derek Carr player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Oakland Raiders
The Oakland Raiders drafted just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 draft, and he’s not an especially exciting fantasy prospect for this year. The man goes by the …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: (Oakland Raiders) The Athletic Warrior
Every production needs a bad boy, and that’s where this type comes in. If you ask them about culture, they hand you antibiotics. If you asked them the definition of …
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AFC West / Denver Broncos / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / State of the Division
State of the Division: The AFC West
After already taking a look at the NFC West, it’s time to turn to their AFC counterparts, the AFC West. The AFC West made two of the earliest splash moves …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Oakland Raiders
The 2017 season did not go how the Oakland Raiders thought it would. They failed to build on a promising 2016 campaign and failed to make the homecoming for bay …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Cook in Week Thirteen?
I’m not a fan of Jared Cook. I want to get that out of the way right now. Every year the fantasy football community gets caught up in his athleticism …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Derek Carr in Week Eleven?
Going into this year’s draft season, Derek Carr stood on the precipice of fantasy football greatness. He was just shy of 4,000 yards last year and carried an impressive 28:6 …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Cook in Week Nine?
I’m one of the biggest Jared Cook detractors you’ll find out there. Sure, he’s hyper-athletic, but he’s asked to do more than his skill level will allow because of it. …
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Top Five Lists: Packers Plans, Lynch Excuses, and Burfect Feet
Top Five Excuses That Would Get Marshawn Lynch Out of Trouble for Shoving a Ref 1. Thought referee was the American flag 2. Thought referee was the end zone, which …
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Thursday Night Farceball – Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders
The Kansas City Chiefs traveled to Oakland to take on the scuffling Raiders for this week’s Thursday Night Football contest. Oakland’s season was on the line, and the Raiders played …
Read MoreFantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Amari Cooper over Marqise Lee
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Marqise Lee is the smart fantasy football play. Jeff also told you that his heart really wanted to go with Pierre …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC West Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Buy Low
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Weaver
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Austin Seferian-Jenkins over Jared Cook
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Cook has got top-five upside. Jeff is saying the words, but I just don’t believe him. His words say start …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Cook in Week Four?
This is probably the most begrudging recommendation that I will ever make. If there’s one fantasy football axiom I live by, it’s that you’ll never go broke betting against Jared …
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Fantasy Football Week Three’s Biggest Disappointments
Fantasy Football week three has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. Fantasy owners had many opportunities …
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Fantasy Football: Week Three Defense – Battle Of The Bad
One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marshawn Lynch Week One?
Most people who drafted Marshawn Lynch this fantasy football draft season did so as a starting RB for them as they had visions of Beast Mode in their heads, a …
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Oakland Raiders 2017 Fantasy Football Preview
The Oakland Raiders have a myriad of fantasy football options for you this season. Amari Cooper, Marshawn Lynch and Michael Crabtree all get drafted very highly. Throw in Derek Carr …
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