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Comedy

Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap 2018 — New Year, New You, Same Bad Teams

December 31, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.
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Comedy / Fantasy Football Team Names

Oh Cameron Ye Brateful: The Big List of Holiday-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names

December 4, 2018December 5, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Injury Reports

Week 12 Injury Report (as written by a schlock horror writer)

November 23, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Fantasy Football Team Names

Mahomes for the Golladays: The Big List of Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names

November 6, 2018November 7, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.
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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People – Funny NFL Comments about Eric Reid vs. Malcolm Jenkins Edition

October 23, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 4 Comments.
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Comedy / Fantasy Football Team Names

Tyreek-or-Treat: The 2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names List

October 11, 2018November 6, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 3 Comments.
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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People – Football Fantasy Projections

October 4, 2018October 5, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy

This Week in NFL Conspiracy Theories

October 1, 2018October 2, 2018 - by [FIRST NAME REDACTED] [LAST NAME REDACTED] - Leave a Comment
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Khalil Mack Trade
Chicago Bears / Comedy / Football / Oakland Raiders

Khalil Mack Trade Point/Counterpoint

September 5, 2018September 5, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018

Football Bust Kool-Aid: Who you slurpin’?

August 22, 2018October 2, 2018 - by Mike Maxwell - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People: The All-Time Worst Comment Section for Any NFL Article, Ever

July 24, 2018July 24, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Features

Can a Woman Play Football? Five Ladies Who Could Start in the NFL

July 20, 2018November 7, 2018 - by La Femme Football - 1 Comment
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AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Comedy / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets / Predictions

2018 Over/Unders AFC East

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from NFL Fans

July 14, 2018July 14, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy

The Biggest Bigot: Stories from the World’s Worst Fantasy Football League

July 1, 2018July 16, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Rookie Team Names 2018 Feature Image
2018 Rookie Roundup / Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Fantasy Football Team Names

Alcoholics Saquonymous: The Definitive 2018 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names Guide

June 9, 2018November 6, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 5 Comments.
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NFL National Anthem
Absurdity Check / Comedy / Football

Absurdity Check: Players Respond To The New NFL National Anthem Protest Policy

June 4, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Alvin Kamara
Absurdity Check / Comedy / Fantasy Football

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Want Alvin Kamara

May 15, 2018May 14, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Comedy / NFL Draft 2018

2018 NFL Marvel Mock Draft: Mock Drafts Just Got Real With Fictional Characters

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / NFL Draft 2018 / Running Back

2018 NFL Draft Running Back Rankings: Top Five Running Backs

April 25, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Comedy / NFL Draft 2018 / Wide Receiver

2018 NFL Draft Wide Receiver Rankings: Top Five Wide Receivers

April 25, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / NFL / NFL Draft 2018 / Quarterback

2018 NFL Draft Quarterback Rankings: Top Five Quarterbacks

April 25, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Indianapolis Colts

Dwight Freeney Resigns with the Indianapolis Colts

April 21, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Puzzles / Uncategorized

QUIZ: Which NFL Team is Your Personality Type?

April 19, 2018May 11, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 4 Comments.
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AFC West / Comedy

Your Personality Type Is: Denver Broncos (The Rocky Nugget Outlaw)

April 16, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Black Monday
Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap — I’ve Made A Huge Mistake

January 2, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People: Eagles-Rams Was Just Like the Last Jedi

December 29, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 15 Comments.
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James Harrison
AFC / Comedy / Football / New England Patriots / NFL / NFL News / Pittsburgh Steelers

James Harrison Is The Embodiment Of The Patriot Way

December 28, 2017December 28, 2017 - by Bom Trady - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Females Are Empowered in the Workplace… Who Is the Victim, Here?

December 15, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.
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Comedy / Indianapolis Colts / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Injury Reports

Week 15 Injury Report: None of These Football Guys Are Better than Mike Davis

December 13, 2017December 13, 2017 - by Mike Davis's Mom - 2 Comments.
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Comedy / Injury Reports

Injury Column for NFL’s 14th Block of Action

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017 - by Stphn Roosvlt - 1 Comment
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Absurd Fails / Comedy

The Five Most Absurd Mistakes of Week 13

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Start Josh Gordon
Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football: Sit or Start Josh Gordon in Week Thirteen?

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.
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Start Marcedes Lewis
Comedy / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit / Tight End

Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Marcedes Lewis over Tyler Kroft?

November 19, 2017November 19, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Jared Goff Player Profile
Comedy / Football / NFC West

NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC West

November 11, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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AFC South
AFC West / Comedy / Football

NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC West

November 11, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Hot NFL Crazy commenters
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People: Josh Gordon’s Agent Values Him as a Person

November 10, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.
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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Seattle Seahawks / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment
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AFC South
AFC South / Comedy / Football

NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC South

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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NFC South
Comedy / Football / NFC South

NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC South

November 9, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Week 10 Injury Report
Comedy / Injury Reports

Fantasy Football Week 10 Injury Report: A Tale of Drama and Romance

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Frankie Fulsom - 1 Comment
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AFC North
AFC North / Comedy / Football

NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC North

November 8, 2017November 9, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.
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NFC North
Comedy / Football / NFC North

NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC North

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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NFC East
Comedy / Football / NFC East

NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC East

November 7, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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AFC East
AFC East / Comedy / Football

NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC East

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Football Ghost Story
Comedy / Football

The Ragin’ — The Tale of Colin Kaepernick

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.
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Week 8 NFL
Comedy / disappointments

Week 8 NFL Disappointments – I Miss Parity

October 30, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Surprises

Week 8 NFL Surprises – Great Job, Browns!

October 30, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Injury Reports

Week 8 Injury Report by “Dr.” Sebastian Flowers, Natural Healer and Chiropractor

October 25, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Dr. Sebastian Flowers - 2 Comments.
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FAAB
Comedy / FAAB

Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous Orphan Charity Drive

October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Fascinating Facts

10 Fascinating Facts from the NFL Week 7

October 23, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy

This Week in Fantasy Football left Me Feeling Sexually Unsatisfied

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 - by La Femme Football - 1 Comment
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AFC North
Arizona Cardinals / Atlanta Falcons / Cincinnati Bengals / Comedy / Surprises

Three Surprising NFL Week 7 Performances (That Prove I’m Not Always Negative)

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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PAckers
Cincinnati Bengals / Comedy / Green Bay Packers / Oakland Raiders / Top Five Lists

Top Five Lists: Packers Plans, Lynch Excuses, and Burfect Feet

October 20, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Funny NFL
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: Funny NFL Hot Takes from Standing People

October 20, 2017October 21, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Aaron Rodgers
Comedy / Fantasy Football

My Wife Lost Her Job, We Might Lose Our House, yet I’m Still Not as Salty about It as You Are about Losing Aaron Rodgers

October 19, 2017October 19, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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NFL injury report for week 7
Comedy / Injury Reports

Farm and NFL Injury Report for Week 7

October 18, 2017November 8, 2017 - by ephraimhanson - Leave a Comment
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Ezekiel Elliott suspension
Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Football / NFL News

Roger Goddell doesn’t want an Ezekiel Elliott suspension! He wants Ezekiel Elliott’s love

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Top Five Lists

TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Houston Texans / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Ryan Griffin over Evan Engram

October 14, 2017October 14, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: The NFL Hot Takes Awards

October 13, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.
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HAlloween Team names
Comedy / Fantasy Football Team Names

Flacco-Lantern: The Huge List of Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names

October 12, 2017November 6, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 7 Comments.
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Week 6 report for nfl injuries
Comedy / Injury Reports

Week 6 Report for NFL Injuries and Conspiracies

October 11, 2017November 8, 2017 - by [FIRST NAME REDACTED] [LAST NAME REDACTED] - Leave a Comment
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Deshaun Watson Player Profile
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Houston Texans / NFC / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Start or Sit / Teams

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Deshaun Watson over Carson Wentz

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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fantasy football week five
AFC / AFC East / AFC North / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Miami Dolphins / NFC / NFC West / Pittsburgh Steelers / San Francisco 49ers / Teams / Weekly Recap

Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Disappointments

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fascinating Facts

26 Fascinating Facts about Week 5 of the NFL

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Dolphin Cocaine
Comedy / Miami Dolphins

An “Apology” from Dolphins Cocaine-Infused Offensive Line Coordinator Chris Foerster

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Indianapolis Colts / San Francisco 49ers

An Open Letter From Mike Pence

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment
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Start Hunter Henry
AFC / AFC East / AFC West / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Los Angeles Chargers / New York Jets / Sleepers / Start or Sit / Teams

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Hunter Henry over Austin Seferian-Jenkins

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Derek Carr Player Profile
AFC / AFC West / Comedy / Denver Broncos / Football / Kansas City Chiefs / Los Angeles Chargers / Oakland Raiders / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: AFC West Review

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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NFC West Review
Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Los Angeles Rams / NFC / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap

NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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hot nfl takes
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow / Uncategorized

Friday Football Freakshow: Hot NFL Takes from People Who Are Cold and Dead Inside

October 6, 2017October 6, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Things Cam Newton Finds Funny
Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Teams

Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton

October 6, 2017October 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.
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AFC / AFC East / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Miami Dolphins / NFC / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Start or Sit / Teams

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start DeVante Parker over Pierre Garcon

October 6, 2017October 6, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Start Doug Martin
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Indianapolis Colts / NFC / NFC South / Sleepers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Teams

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Doug Martin over Frank Gore

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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NFC South Review
Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / New Orleans Saints / NFC / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: NFC South Review

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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week five trade targets
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Football / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams / Tennessee Titans

NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Injury report for NFL week 5
Comedy / Injury Reports

So, My Wife Died Last Night: A Week 5 NFL Injury Report

October 4, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Robert Monroe - 6 Comments.
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Start Jay Cutler
AFC / AFC East / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Miami Dolphins / NFC / NFC South / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Teams

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Start Jay Cutler over Jameis Winston?

October 4, 2017October 4, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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AFC North Review
AFC / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Football / Pittsburgh Steelers / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: AFC North Review

October 4, 2017October 4, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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NFC North Review
Chicago Bears / Comedy / Detroit Lions / Football / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC / NFC North / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review

October 4, 2017October 3, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy

Hot Butts: A List of Coaches Who Might Get Fired

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Facts about the NFL week 4
Comedy / Fascinating Facts

23 Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 4

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Waiver Wire Tight End
AFC / AFC South / AFC West / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / New York Jets / Oakland Raiders / Sleepers / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Austin Seferian-Jenkins over Jared Cook

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Funny comments
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: Lighthearted, Funny Comments from the Tragically Insane

September 29, 2017September 30, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Start Marvin Jones Jr.
Comedy / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football / Football / NFC / NFC North / Sleepers / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Start Marvin Jones Jr., Don’t Sit Him!

September 29, 2017September 29, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Uncategorized

Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions: A Guide to Using “Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions” in the Title in a Desperate Attempt to Improve SEO

September 28, 2017September 28, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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AFC South
AFC / AFC North / AFC West / Cincinnati Bengals / Comedy / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Trevor Siemian over Andy Dalton

September 28, 2017September 28, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Darren Sproles Injury report for week 4
Comedy / Injury Reports

Injury Report for Week 4 (by a Guy Who Is in Denial about His Own Racism)

September 27, 2017November 8, 2017 - by A Guy Who Is in Denial about His Own Racism - 4 Comments.
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fantasy football week three
AFC / AFC East / AFC West / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Kansas City Chiefs / Miami Dolphins / Oakland Raiders

Fantasy Football Week Three’s Biggest Disappointments

September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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fantasy football week three
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / NFC / NFC North

Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises

September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Start Jack Doyle
AFC / AFC North / AFC South / Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Indianapolis Colts / Sleepers / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jack Doyle Over Benjamin Watson in Week Three

September 23, 2017September 23, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Crazy comments
Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Start Christian McCaffrey
Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football / NFC / NFC North / NFC South / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Christian McCaffrey Over Ameer Abdullah

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy

Five Beloved NFL Players (and the Horrible Crimes They Got away with)

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 4 Comments.
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AFC / AFC North / Comedy / Fantasy Football / fantasy football trades / New York Giants / NFC / NFC East / NFC South / Pittsburgh Steelers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Washington Redskins

Fantasy Football Trade: Week Three Trade Targets

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Arizona Cardinals / Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Fantasy Football / NFC / NFC South / NFC West / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Kelvin Benjamin Over J.J. Nelson In Week Three

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Tyler Eifert Week 3 injuries
Comedy / Injury Reports

I Need a Woke Man, Not a Broke Man! Fantasy Football Week 3 Injuries

September 20, 2017November 8, 2017 - by La Femme Football - 4 Comments.
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Comedy / Fantasy Football / fantasy football trades

Fantasy Football Trade: The Art Of The Deal

September 20, 2017September 21, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 6 Comments.
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fantasy football week five
AFC / AFC East / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Miami Dolphins / NFC / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jay Cutler Over Carson Wentz In Week Three

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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AFC / AFC East / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New York Jets / NFC / NFC East / NFC West / Seattle Seahawks / Waiver Wire / Washington Redskins

Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka The Bad Belichick Is Back

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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AFC / AFC West / Comedy / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football / Los Angeles Rams / Minnesota Vikings / NFC / NFC North / NFC West / Sleepers

Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka There Is No Such Thing As Luck

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / NFC / NFC East / NFC West / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Redskins

Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Surprises

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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AFC / AFC South / Chicago Bears / Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / Tennessee Titans

Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Disappointments

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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AFC / AFC East / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New England Patriots / New Orleans Saints / NFC / NFC South / Sleepers / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You really Start Coby Fleener In Week Two?

September 16, 2017September 16, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.
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Chicago Bears / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New Orleans Saints / NFC / NFC North / NFC South / Sleepers / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Tarik Cohen In Week Two?

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Baltimore Ravens / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New England Patriots / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Chris Hogan In Week Two?

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football

Fantasy Football: Notable Injuries Going Into Week Two

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Minnesota Vikings / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Sam Bradford in Week Two?

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Sleepers / Uncategorized / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football: Drafter Disaster Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Waiver Wire

September 12, 2017September 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 12 Comments.
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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit / Washington Redskins

Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Jamison Crowder in Week One?

September 10, 2017September 10, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans

Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Delanie Walker in Week One?

September 10, 2017September 10, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.
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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit

Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Carson Palmer in Week One?

September 10, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit

Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Ameer Abdullah in Week One?

September 10, 2017September 10, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Takes from Hot People

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football Auction

The Worst Fantasy Football Auction of All Time

September 7, 2017September 7, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.
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AFC / Comedy / Super Bowl

AFC Super Bowl Prediction: One Brawl to Rule Them All

September 5, 2017September 6, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Hot takes from crazy people

September 1, 2017September 5, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment
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Comedy / Fantasy Football Auction

The Declaration of Auction-dependence

September 1, 2017September 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.
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Comedy / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football Auction / Sleepers / Uncategorized

Alternative Fantasy Football Facts: The Only 8 Tips You Need to Dominate Your Fantasy Football Auction

August 29, 2017September 2, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Chicago Bears / Comedy / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football / Sleepers / Uncategorized

Fantasy Football: Is Jordan Howard underrated in 2017?

August 26, 2017September 2, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.
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Comedy / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football Auction

I Lived My Biggest Fear for 5 Straight Months (and It Changed How I Play Fantasy Football)

August 25, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.
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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football / Sleepers

Fantasy Football: Is Dez Bryant destined to be a 2017 hero?

August 25, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment
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Comedy

Hot Takes: The Best of Crazy People Commenting on NFL News Stories

August 23, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment
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Comedy / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football Team Names

Hunter Henry Hippos: The Ultimate Fantasy Football Team Name Guide

August 18, 2017November 6, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 5 Comments.
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