Not just Christmas song fantasy team names, we’ve got other holiday themes, too! This list was co-authored by: Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar
The holidays are here, and that means one thing: Nonstop holiday songs until your ears bleed. But you can weaponize this for fantasy football advantages. Consider this: Your upcoming opponent sees your team is named, “Kittle Fromm-er Boy.” At first, they give it a chuckle. But then they hear Little Drummer Boy and it makes them think of your team. They hear it again, probably on the same car ride, and start to worry, “should I really flex that streaky wide receiver?” Each time they hear it, it yanks them out of reality and sits them smack dab in front of your team. Eventually, your team’s name gets stuck in their head. Rent. Free.
That’s how you live, people!
Christmas Song Fantasy Team Names
Kittle Fromm-er Boy
Beebe, Ertz Cole Outside
Allen Wentz for Christmas is Koo
Higbee-Ginn-ing Drew Lock a Lutz Like Christmas
Have Gore-self a Murray Kittle Christ-Moss
Fant-a Claus is Com-Ingram to Brown
On the Hurst Slay of Chris-mas my Tua Love gave to Me(cole)
Carroll of the Bells
Chark Fitzgerald Angeles sing
Bryce Love-ly Weather Moore a Slay White together Minshew
We Tyreek-ings Goff Gore-i-Wentz Carr
Taysom Fromm-y McKissic-king Santos Claus
Breidal, Breidal, Breidal, I Breid it out of Brei!
And Wentz Ertz Godwin Teddy, then Breidal I will play!
The Melv Golladays Goff Christmas
Engram-ma Godwin-over Ryan reindeer
Hop-py Kins-mas (Ward is over)
Juju Herbert Kai hear
Koo-dolph Tee Reynolds Reindeer
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