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Comedy / Fantasy Football Team Names / Lists

2020 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names: This Is No Jordanary Love

May 11, 2020May 11, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

2020 rookie fantasy football team names list co-authored by Jimmy Brown, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, and Bryan Sclar I love this painstakingly-written 2020 rookie fantasy football team name list. I …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019 / Lists

The 8 Ugliest Fantasy Football Rings I Have Ever Seen

December 17, 2019December 18, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

Fantasy football rings are the best part of winning my championship. Keep your trophy, keep the money, I just want a ring to show off during next year’s draft (and …

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Comedy / Lists

Does Ben Roethlisberger Need Surgery? I Say NO and Have 5 Reasons Why

September 16, 2019September 17, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Does Ben Roethlisberger Need Surgery? Ben Roethlisberger has an elbow injury that might need surgery. However, rather than throw millions away by having their star quarterback sit out the season, …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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