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Comedy / Fantasy Football Team Names / Lists

2020 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names: This Is No Jordanary Love

May 11, 2020May 11, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

2020 rookie fantasy football team names list co-authored by Jimmy Brown, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, and Bryan Sclar I love this painstakingly-written 2020 rookie fantasy football team name list. I …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019 / Lists

The 8 Ugliest Fantasy Football Rings I Have Ever Seen

December 17, 2019December 18, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

Fantasy football rings are the best part of winning my championship. Keep your trophy, keep the money, I just want a ring to show off during next year’s draft (and …

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Comedy / Lists

Does Ben Roethlisberger Need Surgery? I Say NO and Have 5 Reasons Why

September 16, 2019September 17, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Does Ben Roethlisberger Need Surgery? Ben Roethlisberger has an elbow injury that might need surgery. However, rather than throw millions away by having their star quarterback sit out the season, …

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Comedy / Jacksonville Jaguars / News Satire

Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags

October 22, 2021 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …

Jalen Hurts Looking Forward to Mentoring Eagles’ 2022 First Round QB Pick

October 15, 2021

Geno Smith WILL Be the NFL MVP

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021

Denver Broncos John Elway

Denver Broncos, Sorry For Your Loss!

October 6, 2021October 13, 2021

Jags Brass Solves Urban Meyer Issue

October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

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