2020 Thanksgiving Team Names

[This list co-authored by Ken Bakken, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar]

Saying “2020 is weird” would be the understatement of the year. But one thing that’s consistent is Football Absurdity giving you new weekly fantasy football team names. So here’s a fresh batch of steaming team names that we just took out of the oven of our writers’ room. Yes, I know writers’ rooms don’t have ovens, but you should know this: I’m too lazy to think of a better metaphor for these 2020 Thanksgiving fantasy football team names. I guess I could say, “we just carved up a plateful of Thanksgiving names” or “we just slid out a can-shaped glob of Thanksgiving names” or “we had two beers and would not stop talking about politics and making fantasy football team names.” Still, those all seem to be a bit sans je ne sais quoi. On to the team names!

2020 Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names


The Hurst Frank-sgiving

Cran-Terry S-Moss

Kirk-ey with Brady

The McVay-age of the Mayfiel-ower

Hill-grim Sutton-lers

PeCam Pie

Brown and S-Irv Foles

Sweet Joe-Tate-oe Carr-serole

B-Lock F-Ridley S-Hopkins

Mason’s Thanks-Golladay Parade

Shepard-oning the Burkheay


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