2022 Super Bowl Predictions

Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …

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2021 Wild Card Predictions from Our Experts and Comedians

2021 Wild Card Predictions   We weren’t planning to do write-ups for our 2021 Wild Card predictions, but some of our writers did, anyway. That’s the kind of over-the-top devotion …

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Running Back Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: All Aboard the Gus Bus

If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a running back sleeper. But, if you do, …

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Thanksgiving Day Fantasy Football Sleepers

It’s time for the Thanksgiving Day games, and with it, a full slate of six teams [update: four teams] to futilely try to pull value from the games. Just like …

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Start or Sit Fantasy Football: Thanksgiving Edition

This year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 13 Dumpster Dives

It’s week thirteen of the fantasy football season, and your fantasy team is sleepy like a sloth injected with tryptophan That’s where we step in with our weekly daily fantasy …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 12 Dumpster Dives

It’s week twelve of the fantasy football season, and your opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 10 Dumpster Dives

It’s week ten of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 9 Dumpster Dives

Well, it’s week ninine of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 5 Dumpster Dives

I really should start writing this article before I do the DFS challenge in the Football Absurdity Podcast (wherever you can find podcasts!). I would do that if I was …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives

Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …

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2019 Fantasy Football Juju Smith-Schuster Player Profile

(Source https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/JuJu_Smith-Schuster_field_goal_attempt%2C_Jan_2019_5.jpg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …

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