Hunter Henry Hippos: The Ultimate Fantasy Football Team Name Guide

Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out

The top 100 players of 2017, alphabetically listed with funny fantasy football team names.

Even more important than winning a fantasy football championship is having a tight and hilarious name based around at least one player on your team.

NOTE: I did my average amount of research, here, which is to say I did absolutely none. I just looked at the name and came up with some pun. So if you’ve seen a name on this list before, know that they did it first.

Name Team Name
Aaron Rodgers, GB Aar Mail
A.J. Green AJent Orange
Allen Robinson Batman Allen Robinson
Alshon Jeffrey Bill Walshon
Alvin Kamara Lights, Kamara, Action!
Amari Cooper The Amari Coop Dream
Andrew Luck, IND Luck be a Brady
Andy Dalton, CIN Cincin-Andy
Antonio Brown, PIT Antonios and Meatballs
Ben Roethlisberger, PIT Roethlisberger King
Bilal Powell We’ve Got the Biggest Bilals of Them All
Brandin Cooks Brandin New (England)
Brandon Marshall Santa Claus Conquers the Marshalls
Cam Newton, CAR Newton Descending a Staircase
Cameron Brate X-Brated
Carlos Hyde Carlos, Jr
Carson Wentz, PHI Wentz and Wentz’ Abilities
Christian McCaffrey CMC Music Factory
CJ Anderson CJ’s Mom’s Ghost
Dak Prescott, DAL Baby Got Dak
Dalvin Cook Dalvinball
Danny Woodhead, BAL Fields Have Eyes, and Woods Have Heads
Davante Adams Wednesdavante Adams
David Johnson, ARI Any Given Sundavid
DeAndre Hopkins My De-nner with DeAndre
Delanie Walker Delanie or the Tiger
DeMarco Murray DeMarco the Beast
Demaryius Thomas Eat, Drink, and Demaryius
Derek Carr, OAK A Derek Carr the Beautiful
Derrick Henry Oiler Derrick
DeSean Jackson Piece of De Jackson
Devante Parker Devante’s Inferno
Devonta Freeman Devonta suck your blood
Dez Bryant Dezert Storm
Donte Moncrief Donte’s Inferno
Doug Baldwin Win, Lose, or Bald
Doug Martin Doug Martini, Shaken not Stirred
Drew Brees, NO Nancy Drew Myster-Brees
Emmanuel Sanders Emmanuel Transmission
Eric Decker Upper Decker
Ezekiel Elliott American Elliott
Frank Gore Frank Gore Wat
Golden Tate Tate Misbehavin’
Greg Olsen Living in Olsen
Hunter Henry Hunter Henry Hippos
Isaiah Crowell That Didn’t Cro so Well
Jameis Winston, TB Famous Jameis
Jamison Crowder Crowder Pleaser
Jarvis Landry Amos n’ Landry
Jay Ajayi Ajayi Teenage Riot
Jimmy Graham Insta-Graham
Joe Mixon Mixon, Mixoff
John Brown Don’t Eat the John Brown Acid
Jordan Howard Howard to your mother
Jordan Reed Reed Knows No Bounds
Jordy Nelson Fjordy Nelson
Julian Edelman Family Julians
Julio Jones, ATL With Friends Like This, Julio Needs Enemies
Keenan Allen Keen Juli-Allen
Kelvin Benjamin I hope you like Benjamin, too
Kenny Britt Kenny Wise and Brown Foolish
Kirk Cousins, WAS Kirk More
Kyle Rudolph Rudolph Awakening
Lamar Miller Lady Mar-millerde
Larry Fitzgerald Fitzgerald’s Game
Le’Veon Bell Le’ved by the Bell
LeGarette Blount More Stick than LeGarette
Leonard Fournette Dream of Crabtree Fournette cation
LeSean McCoy McCoy-age of the Damned
Marcus Mariota, TEN Mariota Little Lamb
Mark Ingram Mark Ing My Territory
Martavis Bryant You Think You’re So Smartavis
Matt Ryan, ATL Nig Rog Ryan Get a Drew Breesy
Matthew Stafford, DET More than You Can Stafford
Melvin Gordon Gordonary people
Michael Thomas Michael Thom’s Cabin
Michael Thomas Michael Drop
Mike Evans, TB My Heavens, Mike Evans!
Mike Gillislee Stuffed to the Gillis
Mike Wallace Bouncing off the Wallace
Odell Beckham, Jr, NYG Odell in a Handbasket
Paul Perkins No Perkins on the Dance Floor
Phillip Rivers, SD Phillips Head Screwd-rivers
Pierre Garcon Serial Garconist
Randall Cobb Randall in the Wind
Rob Gronkowski Gronkowski Resort
Russell Wilson, SEA Last Wilson Testament
Sammy Watkins Blood is thicker than Watkins
Spencer Ware Pez Dis-spencer
Stefon Diggs Check out My New Diggs
T.Y. Hilton T.Y. in Sam Hilton
Terrelle Pryor Pryor Offenses
Terrence West Terrence Just Don’t Understand
Tevin Coleman Coleman’ers daughter
Tom Brady, NE Don’t be a Brady, Lacy, just be a Lacy, Brady
Travis Kelce Have Gun – Will Travis
Ty Montgomery Gomery Bears
Tyreek Hill Tyreek of Failure
Tyrell Williams Tyrell Fire
Willie Snead Willie Snead in the Groin

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