2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Rookie Roundup
The Jacksonville Jaguars are poised to have one of the better young offenses in the NFL this season, led by third-year pro Trevor Lawrence, who will have Christian Kirk, Calvin …
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2022 Evan Engram Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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2022 Christian Kirk Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 James Robinson Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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2022 Travis Etienne, Jr. Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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2022 Trevor Lawrence Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Jacksonville Jaguars 2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Jacksonville Jaguars 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Jaguars had one of the most disastrous head coaching situations in recent history last season with Urban Meyer. Now, they’ve turned the page and turned to Doug Pederson to …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC South
The AFC South might be the most rudderless division in the NFL. The Colts angrily jettisoned Carson Wentz and replaced him with one of the few QBs older than me, …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Trent Baalke Wilds Out
The Jacksonville Jaguars told Trent Baalke to go out and spend some money, and he did just that… before they changed their mind. The Jaguars spent a ton of cash …
Read More Jacksonville Jaguars Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Jacksonville Jaguars’ season was an abject disaster. There’s no other way to put it. Urban Meyer repeatedly embarrassed himself and the Jags, until they let him go. Trevor Lawrence …
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Black Monday 2022: I Got 99 Problems But Nagy Ain’t One
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
Read More Jacksonville Jaguars, Sorry For Your Loss!
Well, on the fifteenth week of the NFL season, the CDC gave to me, a wave of players out with COVID-19. Take comfort in the fact I didn’t bother with …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can We Trust Dan Arnold?
The Jacksonville Jaguars traded for tight end Dan Arnold on a short week, getting him just two targets in a Thursday Night Football loss to Tennessee. After that point, however, …
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Absurdity Check: Have We Seen the Jamal Agnew Story Before?
“WHO IS THIS GUY!?! I THOUGHT HE JUST PLAYED SPECIAL TEAMS!?!” Go ahead and take a guess: Which Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver leads the team in targets, receptions, and is …
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Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags
Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Laviska Shenault Droppable?
The Jacksonville Jaguars pass game caused untold arguments this offseason among the fantasy football cognoscenti. Some backed D.J. Chark, some backed Marvin Jones Jr. (raises hand), and others backed Laviska …
Read More 2021 Laviska Shenault Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2021 Marvin Jones Jr. Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 D.J. Chark Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More 2021 Travis Etienne Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More 2021 James Robinson Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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New Orleans Saints 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More 2021 Trevor Lawrence Fantasy Football Player Profile
Are you ready for Football Absurdity to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy football drafts? Will Trevor Lawrence make a fantasy …
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Jacksonville Jaguars 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Jacksonville Jaguars 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Jacksonville Jaguars won in week one of the 2020 NFL season and then failed to win another game for the rest of the year. The NFL rewarded them for …
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2021 NFL Schedule TV Show Peaks Broadcasting Greatness
The moon landing… The Nixon-Kennedy debate… that thing when Geraldo went into a mental hospital and found dozens of naked, fecal-caked inmates. Monumental moments in broadcasting. This pantheon of greatness …
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Jags Signing Tebow To Be a Baffling Spectacle
Throughout the modern era, carnival barkers have used freak show exhibits to bring in paying customers. Jacksonville coach Urban Meyer is continuing this tradition. The Jags are signing former QB …
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2021 Rookie Fantasy Football Auction Values
If you’re like me, you currently have mock fantasy football auctions open in three different windows. Yeah, you’re not like me. And that’s great! Let me do all the hard …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2021 NFL Draft Round One
The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC South
It takes a lot of effort to have the Houston Texans in your division and a different team gets the first overall pick in the NFL Draft. Such is the …
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Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 3: Rounding out the First… erm… Round
Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 1 Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 2 Wow! We’ve finally reached the end of our 1-round Mock 2021 NFL Draft! Peachy! For those of you …
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Carlos Hyde Signs With Jacksonville Jaguars: Fantasy Football Fallout
Is this your king? Is this the addition that scared you so much? Last week, everyone filled their pants over a (Jags GM) Trent Baalke quote about filling out the …
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Jacksonville Jaguars Use Franchise Tag on Last Remaining Fan
The NFL’s worst-performing franchise, the Jacksonville Jaguars, issued the franchise tag designation on local fan Sam Simma. The longtime Jacksonville native recently gained fame as the only Floridian who doesn’t …
Read More Jacksonville Jaguars Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
We’re on to the worst team in the NFL. That’s no exaggeration, the Jacksonville Jaguars have the #1 pick (and presumably, a new QB next season). We will mostly cast …
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Black Monday 2021: The Only Thing Worse Than These Coaches Are the Teams That Fired Them!
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday 2021 marks the end of many …
Read More 2020 Week 16 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Chargers / New York Jets / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Jamison Crowder, Mike WIlliams, or D.J. Chark in Fantasy Football Week 16?
It’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to the finals. Let’s take a look at three …
Read More 2020 Week 15 Advice / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: It’s Time to Drop DJ Chark
No, the title is not clickbait. Drop him. Click that drop button. Then, don’t look back. It’s time to drop the guy who was once on pace to go for …
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2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Jacksonville Jaguars / New York Jets / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 14: Keke’s Delivery Service
It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a wide receiver sleeper list …
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2020 Week 9 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 9: Shooting the Mooney
I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some wide receiver sleepers for week nine. Now, if …
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Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 9: Lock the Carr (Take 2)
I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some quarterback sleepers for week nine. Now, if you’ll …
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Start or Sit Marvin Jones Jr., DJ Chark, or CeeDee Lamb in Fantasy Football Week 9?
I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
Read More 2020 Week 7 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Wide Receiver
Sleeper Wide Receivers Fantasy Football Week 7: Hasta Laviska
It’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
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2020 Week 7 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Chargers / Start or Sit / Tight End
Start or Sit Dalton Schultz, Hunter Henry, or T.J. Hockenson in Fantasy Football Week 7?
Does anybody read this part? Or do you just find the guy you want answers to in the headers below? It’s probably the second, right? Anyway, should you start or …
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Start or Sit Justin Herbert, Gardner Minshew, or Teddy Bridgewater in Fantasy Football Week 7?
If you don’t have one of the top-tier quarterbacks on your fantasy roster, it is easy to worry about who you should start. Lucky for you, the only thing more …
Read More 2020 Week 6 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Sleeper Wide Receivers Fantasy Football Week 6: Careful to Shenault
More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
Read More 2020 Week 6 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / New York Jets / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Chase Claypool, Laviska Shenault, or Jamison Crowder in Fantasy Football Week 6?
It’s week six, and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the NFL. You and your fellow survivors from the coronacalypse are traveling down the road and you meet a …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Kirk Cousins, Ben Roethlisberger, or Gardner Minshew in Fantasy Football Week 6?
It’s week six, and everything is on fire. Coronavirus is rampaging through the league and the NFL has done the prudent thing and has canceled the sea—hahaha, sorry couldn’t keep …
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Start or Sit Kenyan Drake, James Robinson, or Devin Singletary in Fantasy Football Week 4?
Three weeks into this fantasy football season and nothing has gone as expected. Sure, players are dropping like flies, but we all assumed it would be because of COVID. Everyone …
Read More 2020 Week 3 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / New England Patriots / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit CeeDee Lamb, N’Keal Harry, or Laviska Shenault in Fantasy Football Week 3?
While the wide receivers mostly survived the week two bloodletting in the NFL (knocks on wood), they didn’t escape entirely. Julio Jones aggravated his hamstring, Courtland Sutton and Parris Campbell …
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2020 Week 3 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans
Start or Sit Tom Brady, Ryan Tannehill or Gardner Minshew in Fantasy Football Week 3?
It is week three of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. The theme of this week’s …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Gardner Minshew a Top-12 Quarterback?
We’re currently (mostly) through the first two weeks of the fantasy football season. As of writing this, Gardner Minshew sits at QB10 in fantasy points per game (23.14) after a …
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2020 Week 2 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Rams / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Gardner Minshew, Carson Wentz, or Jared Goff in Fantasy Football Week 2?
Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Handsome James’ TD Depot
It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a quarterback that you liked to start this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we have …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Washington Commanders
Start or Sit Leonard Fournette, Antonio Gibson or James Robinson in Fantasy Football Week 1?
It is week one of the 2020 NFL season, and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. We are going to look …
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2020 Ryquell Armstead Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Chris Thompson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Leonard Fournette Waived: Fantasy Football Fallout
For those of us on the West Coast, we awoke to the news that the Jacksonville Jaguars released Leonard Fournette. The Jags and the former #4 overall pick have had …
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Jacksonville Jaguars Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The Jacksonville Jaguars were a mess last season, but their mess came from a good problem to have. Big offseason acquisition Nick Foles broke his collarbone on an admittedly very …
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D.J. Chark 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Leonard Fournette Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More Jacksonville Jaguars 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFL Draft 2020 / Tennessee Titans
2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: AFC South
We’ve taken our tour around the NFL, looking at each team and figuring out their best bets for increasing their fantasy football production through the 2020 NFL Draft. Today, we …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Nick Foles Traded To Chicago Bears
The Bears made their biggest splash of the 2020 offseason by trading a fourth-round compensatory pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars for Nick Foles. The biggest story for the Bears this …
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Jacksonville Jaguars Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
The Jacksonville Jaguars spent big money this offseason to bring in Super Bowl champion Nick Foles. Foles then proceeded to break his clavicle in the first game, and they turned …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans
Fantasy Football Playoff Quarterback Matchup Rankings
The fantasy football playoffs are almost here, and it’s time to start looking ahead to who you can trust in the most important time of the year. Below, Football Absurdity …
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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Week 13: More of the Same
I’m starting to think that I’m screaming into the void, as two of these guys were on this list last week (Washington & Gage), and they both had big games. …
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Sorry For Your Loss, Jacksonville Jaguars: Drain the Swamp, Minshtache and All!
This is the point in the season where we start to really enjoy the downfall of the hopeful. As a Bears fan with a brain, I knew we’d crap the …
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Quarterback Sleepers Week 13: Hey Man, You Looking to Score?
You lookin’ for week 13 quarterback sleepers? Don’t make eye contact. Just sit down. Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop. Heard you were …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit A.J. Brown, Chris Conley, or Randall Cobb in Week 12?
Should I Start or Sit A.J. Brown, Chris Conley, or Randall Cobb in Week 12 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Eleven Quarterback Sleepers – The Return of BDN
It’s time for fantasy football week eleven, and half the teams in the league have had to turn to a backup quarterback at this point. Whether you’re an Aaron Rodgers, …
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Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Ten RB Sleepers – Running Back Handcuffs!
I’m going to level with you. There aren’t many great running back sleeper candidates this week, so I hit you all with a pivot in the sleepers series. First, an …
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Week Ten Fantasy Football Trade Targets
What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 8 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week eight of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 7 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week seven of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams, so it’s time to get some good fuzzies …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 6 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week six of the fantasy football season. You’re 0-5, and staring straight and the 5,000 points the Patriots D put up for your opponent this week. Time to …
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Week Six QB Sleepers – The Gardner Snake
Week six is here, which means that we’re almost halfway through this fantasy football season. We’ve seen some incredible ups and downs from quarterback, and the attrition at the position …
Read More Daily Fantasy Football / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Pittsburgh Steelers / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Two Quarterback Sleepers
It’s my favorite time of year: small sample size season. It makes for extraordinarily easy (but potentially wrong) kneejerk decisions about players and matchups. Like a bold young buck, going …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Fuller, Jeffery, or Westbrook?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Jacksonville Jaguars
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2019 Fantasy Football Leonard Fournette Player Profile
(Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Phillip_Lindsay_2018.JPG under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Nick Foles Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Jacksonville Jaguars
The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Leonard Fournette (Weeks Ten through Sixteen), Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Leonard Fournette (Weeks One through Nine), Running Back 2019 Fantasy Football Draft …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Running Back / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Crowell, Yeldon, or Doug Martin?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, T.J. Yeldon, or Doug Martin? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Start or Sit Blake Bortles in Fantasy Football Week Six?
Start or Sit Blake Bortles in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books, which means that in most weeks, we have only eight …
Read More Start or Sit TJ Yeldon in Fantasy Football Week Five?
Start or Sit TJ Yeldon in Fantasy Football Week Five? Leonard Fournette owners continue to rue the moment in the first or second rounds of their 2018 fantasy football drafts …
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Start or Sit Blake Bortles in Fantasy Football Week Five?
Start or Sit Blake Bortles in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jacksonville Jaguars hope that Blake Bortles can take them to a championship this year (he can’t). Can his weaponry take you to a fantasy football championship (…maybe!)? For the …
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30 Team Parlay: Football Gambling Advice for AFC South Overs/Unders
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling advice. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Jacksonville Jaguars
The 2017 and 2018 Jacksonville Jaguars made (and will continue to make) their hay on defense. That’s what happens when your offense is run by Blake Bortles. After snagging Leonard …
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Fantasy Football Allen Robinson: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Allen Robinson player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
Read More Fantasy Football Leonard Fournette: 2018 Player Profile
If you want your running backs to be battering rams, then this fantasy football Leonard Fournette player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Blake Bortles Player Profile
If you are interested in how something bad can end up being good, then this fantasy football Blake Bortles player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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AFC South / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / State of the Division / Tennessee Titans
State of the Division: The AFC South
The AFC South is the most forgettable division in the NFL since realignment. The Jags ran it for a while, then Peyton Manning put an iron fist on the division. …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Jacksonville Jaguars (The Shark Armada)
At an early age, Shark Armadas realize that being #2 gets you almost all the spoils with hardly any of the blame. Thus, their mission in life is to fly …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jacksonville Jaguars are the anti-Indianapolis Colts. Whereas with the Colts I wanted to scream and rip out my teeth trying to find sixteen players to keep, the Jags being …
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2018 NFL Championship Round Predictions
Jacksonville Jaguars vs New England Patriots Waleed Ismail – I want so badly for the Jacksonville Jaguars to win this game. It is a yearning deep within my loins. The …
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2018 NFL Wild Card Predictions
We’ve got 2018 NFL wild card predictions for every single game from every FootballAbsurdity personality: 2018 NFL Wild Card Predictions Kansas City vs Tennessee Waleed Ismail — The Tennessee Titans …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Quarterback Sleepers – The Bort Report
I’m going to level with you. At this point in the year, there aren’t going to be amazing fantasy football streaming quarterbacks available on the waiver wire. They’ve all been …
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Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / San Francisco 49ers / Washington Commanders
Well, Now What? Top Five Kirk Cousins Suitors in the Wake of the Jimmy Garoppolo Trade
The San Francisco 49ers broke the cardinal rule of smart NFL decision-making, which is, “do not trade with the New England Patriots.” They swapped the likely #33 or #34 pick …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marqise Lee, Allen Hurns in Week Five?
There was much ado about how the Jacksonville passing game would shake out after they lost Allen Robinson for the season in week one. Many fantasy football prognosticators spilled gallons …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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AFC / AFC South / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Football / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFC / NFC South / Waiver Wire
Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Four: Fantasy Football Wide Receivers aka Ready Receiver Relief
We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
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Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Four: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Bort Gonna Bort
The waiver wire quarterback options for week four offer some very interesting options. Week three of the NFL football season has made the picture for who to start a little …
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Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises
Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Is It Better To Receive So Stop Dropping Passes!
We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
Read More Jacksonville Jaguars 2017 Fantasy Football Preview
The Jaguars are a got dang mess, and I wouldn’t recommend drafting anyone with a JAC next to their name except Leonard Fournette this fantasy football season. So I’m stashing …
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