[Written by: Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang]
October means horror movie fantasy football team names. This October means a different Halloween-themed team names list every week. Every October means bobbing for apples, then putting my cell phone in a bowl of rice.
We kicked it off earlier with our monster-themed fantasy football team names list. Check back throughout the month for each list, especially towards the end of the month when I’m running out of theme ideas and have to do something like Halloween Store Fantasy Football Team Names with entries like “paper Driskeleton” or “Randall Cobbwebs.”
But that trainwreck is weeks away, right now our writing team is as fresh and awesome as ever!
Horror Movie Fantasy Football Team Names
The Ekeler-cist
Trey Burton’s the NightHelaire before ChrisMoss
Hockus PoGus
Gase-bust-Ertz
The Helaire Fitz Project
The Hock-y Gore-or Nick-ture Show
Kamaranormal Macktivity
BreidalJujus
The Adams Cam-ily
GaseBumps
Gore-aline
The BarberNuk
It’s the Tate Hopkins, Gurly Brown
Jared-i-Terry
Edwards Scissor-Hines
D’Ernest Helaired Stupid
Calvin in the Woods
Dak Hill Have Eyes
I Noah What Drew Did Last Hunter
I Stills Gano Wats Juju Did Last Hunter
The Texans DeShaun Pass-acre
Ty-Hill Destination
Allen vs. PredaTaylor
Carr You A-Brate of the Chark?
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