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You aren’t tempted by shiny upstarts. Travis Kelce is the best, safest play, so you click on him with a cocky twist of your wrist. Unfortunately, while kneeling for the …
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Congratulations, You Win!!!!!! You’ve escaped the labyrinthine world of fantasy football before the walls closed in on your soul! Enjoy the knowledge that this pastime, known by Gregorian monks as “the …
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Leonard Fournette, it is. In his matchup against Baltimore, he is stuffed 17 straight times. Next time, don’t make the mistake of starting an unproven rookie against an elite rushing …
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You wisely select DeMarco Murray as your lead back. However, taking a pitch in the rain, Murray fumbles. He is benched for upstart backup Derrick Henry. There was no need …
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Congratulations! You Win!!!! The only smart move is not to play. Based on how long it took you to end your life over fantasy football, it is obvious that you …
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Youth trumps experience in this league, so you put DeShaun Watson squarely in your QB1 slot. On the third play from scrimmage, Watson attempts to sprint for a first down, …
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You confidently slot in Drew Brees. This will turn out to be a mistake, as Brees’ usual steady passing score is foiled by winds from an approaching hurricane. You should …
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