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Kicker

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

You slot in the surehanded Vikings defense. However, before the game, tragedy strikes as a formerly-frozen Viking tribe thaws in a Minnesota lake and runs amok. Out of sensitivity, the Vikings …

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Choose a Defense

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

You aren’t tempted by shiny upstarts. Travis Kelce is the best, safest play, so you click on him with a cocky twist of your wrist. Unfortunately, while kneeling for the …

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Tight End

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Oof! Even the top WR still has his bad days. The backup QB just doesn’t have the confidence to air it out downfield. Antonio Brown manages only one 35-yard reception. …

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Kill You Are Self 2

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Congratulations, You Win!!!!!! You’ve escaped the labyrinthine world of fantasy football before the walls closed in on your soul! Enjoy the knowledge that this pastime, known by Gregorian monks as “the …

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Tight End

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

You slot in the white-hot Will Fuller V. Unfortunately, you ignored the power of regression: Fuller has a mediocre three-catch for 40 yard game. Maybe your tight end slot can …

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Wide Receiver

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Leonard Fournette, it is. In his matchup against Baltimore, he is stuffed 17 straight times. Next time, don’t make the mistake of starting an unproven rookie against an elite rushing …

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Wide Receiver

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

You wisely select DeMarco Murray as your lead back. However, taking a pitch in the rain, Murray fumbles. He is benched for upstart backup Derrick Henry. There was no need …

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Kill Yourself 1

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Congratulations! You Win!!!! The only smart move is not to play. Based on how long it took you to end your life over fantasy football, it is obvious that you …

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Running Back 1

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Youth trumps experience in this league, so you put DeShaun Watson squarely in your QB1 slot. On the third play from scrimmage, Watson attempts to sprint for a first down, …

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Running Back 1

March 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

You confidently slot in Drew Brees. This will turn out to be a mistake, as Brees’ usual steady passing score is foiled by winds from an approaching hurricane. You should …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction

2023 Ten-Team Fantasy Football Auction Advice (Part 1)

May 27, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It may be May, but I’ve already been hard at work researching actual mock auction data. I’ve done five 10-team mocks with almost all or all humans (I don’t have …

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