Hey everyone! Still recognize me? I took a weekend off for the holiday (and because the plethora of weekday games left me very few options for this article), but I’m …
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Guess what? Another intro about mental health dropping now! As I’m sure most of you know by now based on my references to it on the podcast, in articles, and …
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It’s halfway through the season & it feels like it has gone by so quickly. Well, to me at least. Maybe you think it’s gone by slow as hell. You’re …
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Alright, I’ll be honest: I’m a little worried the Lions might be fraudulent. I know, they’ve played well in every win. They have one of the best wins of the …
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Six teams are off this weekend, so don’t feel too bad about having to make some unsavory lineup decisions. We’re all in trouble. Enter the BYEPOCALYPSE. QB START OF THE …
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Fantasy Twitter needs to calm down about Jahmyr Gibbs. Everyone is losing their minds and we all need to take a step back and realize we play this game for …
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Hey everyone. My apologies for no article last week. Unfortunately, I deal with severe mental illness that occasionally renders me unable to be productive. Not to worry though, I am …
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After going 8/16 in Week 1, Week 2 treated us better with an 8/12 performance. That brings the start/sit series to 16/28 (57%) on the season. Let’s keep it rolling …
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Look at my starts from last week. It is so over. Now look at my sits from last week. We are so back. QB START OF THE WEEK: Dak Prescott, …
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*nice old man voice* Hello, and welcome to Football Absurdity. You are reading the first installment of Big Daddy Drix’s 2023 Start/Sit Spectacular. We truly hope you enjoy this series! …
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Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview the first game of the season with the Lions-Chiefs start or sit players. After this they debut their first …
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Congrats on making the finals, or condolences on making the third-place game in your leagues! I want to do my best to make sure you cross the finish line, so …
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Let’s start by reviewing how I did last week. I have not been looking forward to this, but now it’s going to happen. Right after the end of this sentence …
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Let’s start by reviewing last week’s calls QB: Start Jared Goff. Finished: QB3 That’s a hit! Sit Daniel Jones Finished: QB11 That’s a miss! RB: Start D’Onta Foreman Finished: RB24 …
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The 49ers and Big Comp Brock have another huge game against the Seattle Seahawks, a seemingly annual tradition for the Faithful. While the 49ers have had Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick …
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I’m taking over this slot from Jeff Krisko. So get ready to be in awe of my laser-accurate predictions! Unless I’m wrong, then let’s blame Jeff. It is week 14 …
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Thursday Night Football has yet another doozy lined up for us this week, as the 5-7 Raiders travel to Los Angeles to take on the 3-9 L.A. Rams. The Rams …
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Twelve weeks down, and five to go! You’re in the stretch run of your fantasy football leagues, and you can sniff the playoffs… or you can at least sniff the …
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What a slate of games on Thanksgiving! I can’t believe that thing happened, or the other thing! Wow! What thrills… Okay, cards on the table. I’m writing this before Thanksgiving. …
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Every week of the season, we here at Football Absurdity take a look at the Thursday Night Football game to find out the starts and sits for the week. But, …
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It’s hard to believe that we are already well into week eleven! Thursday Night Football provided us with some ups and downs in our fantasy football lineups, but let’s take …
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Ten weeks of Thursday Night Football action are in the books, and between all the games this year, there have certainly been games played that counted toward the NFL standings. …
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The last nine weeks have certainly been a whirlwind. Just like every other year, we know that changes aren’t permanent, but change is, in the NFL. This means that we …
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Every week, I take a look at the start or sit options for that week’s Thursday Night Football game. And, every week, that Thursday Night Football game fails to live …
Read More The byepocalypse week is here. With six teams on Bye, we’re struggling just to fill rosters. Toss in that fantasy-relevant players are furiously switching teams, and we have a near-impossible …
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We are now nine (NINE!) weeks into the NFL season, and we have officially crossed over the mid-point of the fantasy football season. That also means that I’ve done eight …
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The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …
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It’s hard to believe that we are already in week eight! With seven weeks down, it means that we are at the halfway point of the regular season. Do we …
Read More The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …
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Oh boy, we have to do this again! Another Thursday Night Football game where everything is terrible and we google “can you have a physical addiction to football” while we …
Read More The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …
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Thursday Night Football hasn’t been a good product this season, and it’s had two extremely dangerous-looking concussions in consecutive weeks. Ideally, we don’t have to deal with it. But, let …
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It’s time for the weekly tradition we live for: panicking that we made the wrong decision on who to start before we’re mercifully bailed out by a garbage time score, …
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With four weeks of Thursday Night Football in the books, we turn our attention to the HOT, HOT Broncos-Colts matchup featuring us not being too sure if the 1.01 in …
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It’s time for the weekly tradition we live for: panicking that we made the wrong decision on who to start before we’re mercifully bailed out by a garbage time score, …
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Three weeks of NFL action are in the books, which means that it’s time to turn our attention to yet another mid-week island game in the NFL. They call it …
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Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, as well as that Thursday Night Football game, that… sure was a contest between two teams in the National Football …
Read More Thursday Night Football last week gave us the opportunity to cheer for a Josh Palmer breakout game, as well as a continuance of Gerald Everett SZN. This week, we get …
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With a fun Thursday Night Football game in the books, it’s time to take a look toward the rest of our week two lineups. There were some wild and woolly …
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Week one of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s already time to start looking ahead to week two in your fantasy football leagues. First up this week, …
Read More Week one of the fantasy football season is here, and hopefully, you have a lineup full of set-and-forget studs that you feel great about! Yeah, me neither. So, we all …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 1 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as the …
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If you’re reading this (thank you!), that means you’re still alive, baby! If you’re not still fighting for a Chip, I guess you might be reading this (thank you!) because …
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It’s beginning to look a lot like PLAYOFFS! Hopefully, you’re still alive, fighting for the grandest of all fake football honors: a league championship. You’ve worked so hard to get …
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We are 14 weeks into the season and the race between Erin and me has never been closer! Last week, Erin rightfully recommended Joe Burrow over Russell Wilson, while I …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 14 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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We are twelve weeks in, and inching closer and closer to the fantasy playoffs. At this point, you may fall into one of three categories: nervous that your team already …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 13 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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Week 12 was a pretty good week for me. By “pretty good” I mean I went 3 for 3, baby! Erin and I both picked Cam Newton, who was awesome …
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Can you believe it’s already Week 11? The “biggest season ever” is flying by. How did the Sclars stack up in Week 10? We both picked Hurts over Ryan and …
Read More There comes a time in each football season when fantasy players begin to question not just the value of their rosters, but also their worth as a manager. That time …
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Regardless of how your fantasy season is going, it has to feel better than losing a fake football competition to your wife. Erin and I both picked up two points …
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Are you frightened by your week 8 fantasy options? Are your playoff chances looking ghastly? Erin and I are going to do our devilish best to make your fantasy team …
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Last week, Erin hit on Joe Burrow, we both missed on Gaskin (what in the world happened there??), we both hit on Woods, and we both fell victim to the …
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SCOREBOARD!!! Let’s begin with a Week 5 recap. For QBs, Erin and I chose between Sam Darnold (Erin’s pick) and Daniel Jones (my pick). It turns out you shouldn’t have …
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I have to talk about bingo this week, as it was one of the highlights of my weekend. Last year, I came up with a fun, little bingo game as …
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Hello, all you football floozies and absurdity junkies. This is the part where we revisit last week’s picks and update the season-long scoreboard. In Week 3, Erin and I both …
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We’ve made it to Week 3, and I’m happy to report that we have a Bryan vs. Erin scoreboard update. I’m unhappy to report that I find myself in a …
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We’re on to Week 2, you fantasy hooligans! I haven’t crunched the numbers for Week 1, yet, but I’ll have an Erin vs. Bryan scoreboard update next week. Erin and …
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In the immortal words of Killer Mike, as heard on the opening track to 2020’s RTJ4, we are back at it like a crack addict. For those of you familiar …
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It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
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It’s the fantasy football finals! We made it! Now we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to victory. Let’s take a look …
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It’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to victory. Let’s take a look at three running …
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It’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to the finals. Let’s take a look at three …
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It’s week fifteen and now we’re playing for all the marbles. It’s do or die time. Win and you’re in. So you can’t afford any mistakes. Unfortunately for you, all …
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Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
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Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
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Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read More Week fourteen is upon us and for many of us, it is do or die time. For some of us, we either need to win this week or find ourselves …
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I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read More I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read More I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read More It’s week thirteen and it is time to look at the trash heap that is tight ends. I don’t know why the tight end on your roster is doing terribly. …
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It’s week thirteen, which means that for most of us, it’s the end of the fantasy football regular season. Note that I am writing this on Tuesday before week twelve …
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Well, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
Read More Well, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
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With turkey day screwing up our fantasy sensibilities, we need to figure out which wide receivers we like. Week twelve has some choices that might not appear obvious at first …
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This year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …
Read More We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
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I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
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I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
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If you are required to start a tight end in your fantasy football league, you probably find yourself questioning the existence of a higher power. On a regular basis, you …
Read More After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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Does anybody read this part? Or do you just find the guy you want answers to in the headers below? It’s probably the second, right? Anyway, should you start or …
Read More The week seven start or sit article for running backs focuses on three guys have seen their value shift dramatically in the last couple of weeks: should you start or …
Read More The week seven start or sit article for wide receivers focuses on three guys who played in the NCAA last year: should you start or sit Tee Higgins, Chase Claypool, …
Read More If you don’t have one of the top-tier quarterbacks on your fantasy roster, it is easy to worry about who you should start. Lucky for you, the only thing more …
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Every week, fantasy football players bemoan the state of their running backs. With good reason. Running backs are falling like wheat from the chaff. In week six, our running back …
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I already had my meltdowns about the NFL schedule in the QB start or sit article, and the WR start or sit article. Let’s not rehash how my brain is …
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It’s week six, and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the NFL. You and your fellow survivors from the coronacalypse are traveling down the road and you meet a …
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It’s week six, and everything is on fire. Coronavirus is rampaging through the league and the NFL has done the prudent thing and has canceled the sea—hahaha, sorry couldn’t keep …
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It is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
Read More Four weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
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Four weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
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Four weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
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Three weeks into this fantasy football season and nothing has gone as expected. Sure, players are dropping like flies, but we all assumed it would be because of COVID. Everyone …
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It’s week four, and if you are like the rest of us, you probably have, or have had, a star wide receiver on the shelf. That means you’ve turned to …
Read More It’s week four, and if you are like most of us, your tight end pooped the bed last week. That means you’ve turned to players you didn’t think you would …
Read More After this week is over, we will be 25% of the way through the fantasy football season, well… unless the Tennessee Titans get their way. The season is going so …
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Ideally, you don’t have questions this week as to who you should start at tight end. Ideally, you listened to me and you are reaping the Mike Gesicki point storm …
Read More While the wide receivers mostly survived the week two bloodletting in the NFL (knocks on wood), they didn’t escape entirely. Julio Jones aggravated his hamstring, Courtland Sutton and Parris Campbell …
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The week three waiver wire has run, and you won the lottery! You snagged Mike Davis and Devonta Freeman! Thanks to your favorite website, FootballAbsurdity.com, you already had Joshua Kelley …
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It is week three of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. The theme of this week’s …
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It is week two of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit. Unfortunately, you probably need to start a …
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Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
Read More Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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It is week one of the 2020 NFL season, and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. We are going to look …
Read More Ah, streaming tight ends. This is where the rubber meets the road and the fun really begins. This week, we have three players who might all be on your roster …
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Every week, Football Absurdity helps you through your difficult start or sit decisions. We start off our wide receiver start or sit series by taking a look at three guys …
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This week, we kick off our 2020 start or sit series by taking a look at three quarterbacks who have felt the subtle, soft, loving touch of Bill Belichick at …
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2019 Final Start or Sit Scoreboard It’s finally time to wrap this all up. My fantasy football social experiment came to an end months ago, and I’m ready to reveal …
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Should I Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16? As the 2019 fantasy football season comes to an end, I wanted to thank everyone …
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Should I Start or Sit Odell Beckham Jr., Tyler Boyd, or Curtis Samuel in Week 16? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year …
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This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting wide receivers ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Should I Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16? Not great, Bob! That pretty much sums up my start or sit picks over the …
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It’s week fifteen, which means the fantasy football semi-finals, and that means that you have to ride with the guys who brought you. But, what if the guys who brought …
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Should I Start or Sit Patrick Laird, Carlos Hyde, or LeSean McCoy in Week 15? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Cole Beasley, Zach Pascal, or James Washington in Week 15? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Should I Start or Sit Jonnu Smith, Ian Thomas, or Noah Fant in Week 15? Getting down to the wire, folks! If you’re reading this, you must still be alive …
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Should I Start or Sit Mark Ingram, Phillip Lindsay, or Devin Singletary in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Should I Start or Sit Ryan Tannehill, Kyler Murray, or Derek Carr in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Benny Snell, Derrius Guice, or Jonathan Williams in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Jacob Hollister, Kyle Rudolph, or Darren Fells in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Happy Thanksgiving! Nothing like a three-game, triple-header, trifecta of football games on Turkey Day. This holiday season we are treated to the annual Lions and Cowboys games. These teams will …
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Should I Start or Sit Michael Gallup, Kenny Golladay or John Brown in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around the middle of the pack …
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Should I Start or Sit Kareem Hunt, Bo Scarbrough, or Brian Hill in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit A.J. Brown, Chris Conley, or Randall Cobb in Week 12 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around 24th-30th and tell you …
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Should I Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen, or Sam Darnold in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit David Johnson, Kalen Ballage, or James White in Week 11? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Allen Robinson, Robert Woods, or Sammy Watkins in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Should I Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start Le’Veon Bell, Nick Chubb, or Mark Ingram in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Eric Ebron, T.J. Hockenson, or Vance McDonald in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Should I Start Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the …
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Should I Start David Montgomery, Mark Walton, or Devin Singletary in Week 9? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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We’re changing up the scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: Starting this week I’ll be going against Yahoo! in predicting whether Jamaal Williams, J.D. McKissic, and Ronald …
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Should I Start Marquise Brown, Mohamed Sanu, or Darius Slayton in Week 9? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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We’re changing up the scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: Matt Moore, Brandon Allen, and Ryan Fitzpatrick will all finish outside the top 12. In a 1 …
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Should I Start Philip Rivers, Derek Carr, or Jameis Winston in Week 9? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Should I Start Josh Jacobs, Carlos Hyde, or Matt Breida in Week 8? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Mecole Hardman, Preston Williams, or Diontae Johnson in Week 8? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Should I Start Matt Ryan, Kyler Murray, or Ryan Tannehill in Week 8? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Allen Robinson, D.K. Metcalf, or Corey Davis in Week 7? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Carson Wentz, Tom Brady, or Sam Darnold in Week 7? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Should I Start Joe Mixon, Marlon Mack, or Tevin Coleman in Week 7? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Kerryon Johnson, Melvin Gordon, or Austin Ekeler in Week 6? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Robert Woods, Calvin Ridley, or Michael Gallup in Week 6? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Jordan Howard, Carlos Hyde, or Kenyan Drake in Week 6? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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This week I’m pinch-hitting (wrong sport, I know) in the Start or Sit columns. This was my baby before I became the primary producer and host of the Football Absurdity Podcast …
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Should I Start Jarvis Landry, Deebo Samuel, or Mecole Hardman in Week 5? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start D.J. Chark, John Ross, or Terry McLaurin in Week 5? Heading in to the spooky month of October will bring thrills and frights to fantasy leagues across …
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Should I Start James Conner, Derrick Henry, or David Johnson in Week 5? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Last week’s start-or-sit got all 6 picks correct, while Yahoo only got 3. Let’s keep the streak going with some more start-or-sit advice! Each week I’ll be taking three similarly …
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Should I Start Marquez Valdes-Scantling, Courtland Sutton, or Mike Williams in Week 5? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Jared Cook, Jason Witten, or Tyler Eifert in Week 4? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Todd Gurley, Leonard Fournette, or David Montgomery in Week 4? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Matthew Stafford, Jacoby Brissett, or Daniel Jones in Week 4? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Malcolm Brown, Adrian Peterson, or Tarik Cohen in Week 3? This year for start-or-sit advice I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Christian Kirk, Will Fuller or D.K. Metcalf in Week 3? This year for start-or-sit advice I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Kerryon Johnson, Miles Sanders, or Phillip Lindsay in Week 3? This year for start-or-sit advice I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Devonta Freeman or LeSean McCoy Week 2 This year, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. We will be looking at some …
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Should I Start Sony Michel or Marlon Mack Week 2 This year, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. We will be looking at some …
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Should I Start Larry Fitzgerald or Marvin Jones? This year, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. We will be looking at some sticky fantasy …
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Week one is here, and that means agonizing over every single fantasy football position. We hope to help you make at least one of those decisions a little easier. Below, …
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It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with some of …
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It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vance McDonald, or Austin Hooper? It’s the Christmas season, and our lawyers tell us that I can say that, even to …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Blake Jarwin, Chris Herndon, or David Njoku Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Chris Hogan, or Antonio Callaway? It’s finals week! Time to bring home the big prize that you have been neglecting your work and …
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Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy semi-finals this week.” To …
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Start or Sit Matt Breida, Wendell Smallwood, or Peyton Barber? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Chris Carson, or Damien Williams? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Cam Newton, Jared Goff, or Tom Brady? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, or Kenny Stills? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon? What can you do this late in the season other than read articles religiously and blame …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis, or Blake Jarwin? Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re in the thick of it. I’m not talking about …
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Week fifteen and all the running backs are dead. All the running backs that got you to the playoffs are dead. What is a man to do? That is where …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Curtis Samuel, Tyler Lockett, or Allen Robinson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Congrats on achieving everyone’s fantasy football goal: Watching some of your players on a Saturday. But after making the playoffs, you face an even more difficult decision: Which site to …
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Start or Sit Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, or Kirk Cousins? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Start or Sit Josh Allen, Dak Prescott, or Lamar Jackson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Chris Carson, or Rashaad Penny Week 14 is here, and those of you who limped into the playoffs might be deciding between Howard, Carson, Penny, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Humphries, Sutton, or D.J. Moore? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people …
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It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than ever should be reading this article. Nevertheless, if you are reading …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Cohen, Cook, or Edwards? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than …
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Should you start or sit Adam Humphries, Courtland Sutton, or D.J. Moore in your fantasy football playoffs?
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Start or Sit Jordan Reed, Vance McDonald, or Kyle Rudolph? How often do tight ends break our hearts? The position is the proverbial Lisa Turtle to our Screech. We long …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? As the 14th week of the regular season in the NFL begins, many leagues are …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Jameis Winston, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, Tevin Coleman, or Peyton Barber? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Austin Ekeler, Gus Edwards, or Lamar Miller? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph, Gerald Everett, or Cameron Brate? Week 13 is upon us and those of us on the cusp of making the fantasy …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Doug Baldwin, Josh Reynolds or Adam Humphries? Week 13 is upon us and those of us on the cusp of making the fantasy …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Austin Hooper, David Njoku, or Jimmy Graham? Week 13 approaches like billowing grey clouds sweeping across the sky. Fantasy teams everywhere head into …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Tom Brady, or Carson Wentz? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Cam Brate, Vance McDonald, or Jordan Reed? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marques Valdez-Scantling, Christian Kirk, or Corey Davis? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, or Jared Cook? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mohamed Sanu, Keke Coutee, or Sterling Shepard? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Adrian Peterson, Chris Carson, or LeSean McCoy? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Andy Dalton, or Kirk Cousins? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tevin Coleman, Chris Carson, or Dalvin Cook? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Jack Doyle, Jared Cook, or Kyle Rudolph? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alex Collins, Doug Martin, or Peyton Barber? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tyler Boyd, Chris Godwin, or Courtland Sutton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Amari Cooper, or T.Y. Hilton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Vance McDonald, OJ Howard, or Jeff Heuerman? As week 11 approaches, the unusually flighty tight end position is starting to paint a more …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Andy Dalton, Kirk Cousins, or Alex Smith? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Eli Manning, Dak Prescott, or Josh Rosen? Week 11 is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Ben Watson, Greg Olsen, or Vernon Davis? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, Eric Ebron, or Zach Ertz? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa, Marquise Goodwin, or Taylor Gabriel? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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