Start or Sit

Congrats on making the finals, or condolences on making the third-place game in your leagues! I want to do my best to make sure you cross the finish line, so …

Let’s start by reviewing last week’s calls QB: Start Jared Goff. Finished: QB3 That’s a hit! Sit Daniel Jones Finished: QB11 That’s a miss! RB: Start D’Onta Foreman Finished: RB24 …

The 49ers and Big Comp Brock have another huge game against the Seattle Seahawks, a seemingly annual tradition for the Faithful. While the 49ers have had Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick …

Thursday Night Football has yet another doozy lined up for us this week, as the 5-7 Raiders travel to Los Angeles to take on the 3-9 L.A. Rams. The Rams …

Twelve weeks down, and five to go! You’re in the stretch run of your fantasy football leagues, and you can sniff the playoffs… or you can at least sniff the …

What a slate of games on Thanksgiving! I can’t believe that thing happened, or the other thing! Wow! What thrills… Okay, cards on the table. I’m writing this before Thanksgiving. …

Every week of the season, we here at Football Absurdity take a look at the Thursday Night Football game to find out the starts and sits for the week. But, …

It’s hard to believe that we are already well into week eleven! Thursday Night Football provided us with some ups and downs in our fantasy football lineups, but let’s take …

Ten weeks of Thursday Night Football action are in the books, and between all the games this year, there have certainly been games played that counted toward the NFL standings. …

The last nine weeks have certainly been a whirlwind. Just like every other year, we know that changes aren’t permanent, but change is, in the NFL. This means that we …

Every week, I take a look at the start or sit options for that week’s Thursday Night Football game. And, every week, that Thursday Night Football game fails to live …

The byepocalypse week is here. With six teams on Bye, we’re struggling just to fill rosters. Toss in that fantasy-relevant players are furiously switching teams, and we have a near-impossible …

We are now nine (NINE!) weeks into the NFL season, and we have officially crossed over the mid-point of the fantasy football season. That also means that I’ve done eight …

The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …

It’s hard to believe that we are already in week eight! With seven weeks down, it means that we are at the halfway point of the regular season. Do we …

The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …

Oh boy, we have to do this again! Another Thursday Night Football game where everything is terrible and we google “can you have a physical addiction to football” while we …

The bye weeks are finally here, which means that it’s time to start making some tough decisions about who to start or sit at the end of your roster. After …

Thursday Night Football hasn’t been a good product this season, and it’s had two extremely dangerous-looking concussions in consecutive weeks. Ideally, we don’t have to deal with it. But, let …

It’s time for the weekly tradition we live for: panicking that we made the wrong decision on who to start before we’re mercifully bailed out by a garbage time score, …

With four weeks of Thursday Night Football in the books, we turn our attention to the HOT, HOT Broncos-Colts matchup featuring us not being too sure if the 1.01 in …

It’s time for the weekly tradition we live for: panicking that we made the wrong decision on who to start before we’re mercifully bailed out by a garbage time score, …

Three weeks of NFL action are in the books, which means that it’s time to turn our attention to yet another mid-week island game in the NFL. They call it …

Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, as well as that Thursday Night Football game, that… sure was a contest between two teams in the National Football …

Thursday Night Football last week gave us the opportunity to cheer for a Josh Palmer breakout game, as well as a continuance of Gerald Everett SZN. This week, we get …

With a fun Thursday Night Football game in the books, it’s time to take a look toward the rest of our week two lineups. There were some wild and woolly …

Week one of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s already time to start looking ahead to week two in your fantasy football leagues. First up this week, …

Week one of the fantasy football season is here, and hopefully, you have a lineup full of set-and-forget studs that you feel great about! Yeah, me neither. So, we all …

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 1 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as the …

If you’re reading this (thank you!), that means you’re still alive, baby! If you’re not still fighting for a Chip, I guess you might be reading this (thank you!) because …

It’s beginning to look a lot like PLAYOFFS! Hopefully, you’re still alive, fighting for the grandest of all fake football honors: a league championship. You’ve worked so hard to get …

We are 14 weeks into the season and the race between Erin and me has never been closer! Last week, Erin rightfully recommended Joe Burrow over Russell Wilson, while I …

We are twelve weeks in, and inching closer and closer to the fantasy playoffs. At this point, you may fall into one of three categories: nervous that your team already …

Week 12 was a pretty good week for me. By “pretty good” I mean I went 3 for 3, baby! Erin and I both picked Cam Newton, who was awesome …

Can you believe it’s already Week 11? The “biggest season ever” is flying by. How did the Sclars stack up in Week 10? We both picked Hurts over Ryan and …

There comes a time in each football season when fantasy players begin to question not just the value of their rosters, but also their worth as a manager. That time …

Regardless of how your fantasy season is going, it has to feel better than losing a fake football competition to your wife. Erin and I both picked up two points …

Are you frightened by your week 8 fantasy options? Are your playoff chances looking ghastly? Erin and I are going to do our devilish best to make your fantasy team …

Last week, Erin hit on Joe Burrow, we both missed on Gaskin (what in the world happened there??), we both hit on Woods, and we both fell victim to the …

SCOREBOARD!!! Let’s begin with a Week 5 recap. For QBs, Erin and I chose between Sam Darnold (Erin’s pick) and Daniel Jones (my pick). It turns out you shouldn’t have …

I have to talk about bingo this week, as it was one of the highlights of my weekend. Last year, I came up with a fun, little bingo game as …

Hello, all you football floozies and absurdity junkies. This is the part where we revisit last week’s picks and update the season-long scoreboard. In Week 3, Erin and I both …

We’ve made it to Week 3, and I’m happy to report that we have a Bryan vs. Erin scoreboard update. I’m unhappy to report that I find myself in a …

We’re on to Week 2, you fantasy hooligans! I haven’t crunched the numbers for Week 1, yet, but I’ll have an Erin vs. Bryan scoreboard update next week. Erin and …

In the immortal words of Killer Mike, as heard on the opening track to 2020’s RTJ4, we are back at it like a crack addict. For those of you familiar …