The drop quotes are all in the articles linked under the puzzles. So why not have a fun time searching through the articles, yourself. You might learn a thing or two.
No? Not gonna look? FINE! HERE ARE YOUR STUPID ANSWERS:
I’ve always been different. I mean, hell, we are one thousands words into this thing and I have yet to mention a player
Last year, if you found yourself trying to choose between Peyton Barber and Ronald Jones, you found yourself wanting to choose a noose
Call me Jeffrey Scissorhands because I’m ready to slice and dice your overgrown hedge of a roster into a beautiful topiary