Kenny Gobble-Day: More Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names

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(The 2019 Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names list was also co-authored by Evan Hoovler, Jeff Krisko, and Bryan Sclar)

There has been a huge demand for our Halloween-themed fantasy football team names, so we kept our team name production plant open late into the season, but we spilled over into Thanksgiving team names, because we kept the plant open way too late. Anyway, here are some bad jokes you can make to your grandma as she smiles politely and feigns understanding.

2019 Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names
Player Team Name
Harrison Butker Butkerball Turkey
Noah Fant L-tryptoFant
Eli Apple Eli Apple Pie
Khalil Mack Khalil Mack n Cheese
Kenny Golladay Kenny Gobble-Day
Golden Tate Yukon Golden Po-Tate-toes
Deshaun Watson Plymouth PlantDeshaun
Frank Gore, Frank Clark Giving Franks
Zane Gonzalez, Deon Cain, Dak Prescott Zanes, Cains, and Prescottomobiles
Miami Dolphins Players Miami Dolphins Giving Tanks
Cooper Kupp, Amari Cooper Cooperl Onions
A.J. Green, Matt Cassel A.J. Green Bean Cassel-role
Nick Chubb Nick Chubby Belly
Harrison Butker, Darren Sproles Butkered Sproles
San Francisco 49ers Players Kyle Shanahand me Seconds
Dalvin Cook Dalvin Cook Your Turkey to an Internal Temp of 165 Degrees
Kirk Cousins Kirk Unwanted Cousins
Baker Mayfield Baker Mayflower
Tony Pollard Tony Pollard Greens
Miles Sanders Miles from Home Sanders
James Bradberry James Bradberry Chutney
Derek Carr Turkey Carr-ving Knife
Travis Kelce Kelce Ya Next Year Uncle Norm!
Julian Edelman Julienned Edelman
George Kittle George Kittlins
Will Fuller Will I am Fuller Than You
Terry McLaurin Cran-Terry Sauce
Paul Perkins Happy Perky Day

And it doesn’t fit as a team name, but it’s 100% true: “Brian Hoyer is physically incapable of throwing a football without doing a double pump”…kin pie

Want to go back for seconds? Check out our 2018 Thanksgiving Themed Fantasy Football Team Names!

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