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Week seven of the NFL season is in the books, and with it, the halfway point of the fantasy football regular season. Given that the league doles out thousands of …
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Mike, Walker & Jeff discuss all of week seven’s action!
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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One-third of the NFL season is in the books, and if your team has nobody on bye, is at full strength, and isn’t missing a key player, then bully for …
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Six weeks of fantasy football action are in the books, and most leagues start their playoffs in week fourteen. That means that we are rapidly approaching the halfway point in …
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Week six of the 2026 NFL season is done, and you are looking in the mirror wondering how it all went so wrong. You thought the Rams could not lose, …
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Six weeks of the NFL season are (mostly) in the books, with the 49ers hosting the Commanders as the only game left on the docket. Week six, like every other …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week six and laugh about Bo Nix being garbage Here’s that Nikola Jokic pass that we talked about: https://bsky.app/profile/ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social/post/3my23wfwf522x
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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It’s hard to believe that it’s already week six, and we are one-third of the way through the 2026 NFL season. We have four teams on bye and a litany …
Read More Week five of the 2026 NFL season is done, and you are looking in the mirror wondering how it all went so wrong. You thought Nick Sirianni would kick the …
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Week five was a wild and woolly affair, and let’s just say that I am watching Myles Garrett hug Josh Allen at the end of Monday Night Football as I …
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NFL Week 5 sure was crazy! The morning London game set the tone, with the Eagles letting the game slip away in the exact only way it could slip away. …
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Mike, Walker and Jeff review Thursday Night Football and preview all of week five’s fantasy football action!
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Things don’t always go how you want. And in the last week, the Eagles learned that more than anyone. They lost Hall of Famer Lane Johnson to retirement, Saquon Barkley …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week four of the 2026 NFL season is done and you are looking in the mirror wondering how it all went so wrong. You thought Kevin O’Connell could fix Kyler …
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Jeff breaks down TNF and the week four slate
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Three weeks are in the books, and if you don’t need to peruse this article for a player, then congratulations; you’ve escaped the trials and tribulations of the early NFL …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Folks, it was a bloodbath out there this week. Not only did we lose De’Von Achane for the season, we also lost Malik Nabers to J.J. McCarthy. The pre-week four …
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Week three of the 2026 NFL season is done, and you have made every bad decision a man can make. De’Von Achane? Dead! Brian Burns? Dead! Drake Maye? Makes you …
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Week three is in the books; the Raiders are 3-0, Case Keenum threw a touchdown to Kalif Raymond, and J.J. McCarthy is a Giant, just like we all predicted. There …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week three and review Thursday Night Football.
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Well, week two was hell on wheels. Given their ADPs, there is a one-in-four chance that you lost your starting quarterback (Jaxson Dart, Jayden Daniels, Caleb Williams) for the foreseeable …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Two weeks of fantasy football action are in the books, and the fantasy gods are furious with us. They took Jayden Daniels from us, gave us a taste of Zay …
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Week two of the 2026 NFL season is done, and you have made every bad decision a man can make. You thought Mike McDaniels could make Justin Herbert good, and …
Read More Week two taught us a lot about things that we thought were true in week one. For example, I thought the Commanders were good enough to almost beat the Eagles. …
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Walker is on assignment, Mike is out being the world’s foremost Sacramento River Cats fan, and Jeff takes you around the NFL to discuss all fifteen games this weekend and …
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Week one is in the books, and if you streamed pretty much anyone, it worked out for you. The league saw the highest scoring week one of all time, and …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week one of the 2026 NFL season is done, and everyone you drafted is dead. AJ Brown? Dead! Ladd McConkey? Dead! Zay Flowers? Dead! Your fantasy team? That depends on …
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We all love the waiver wire: some nearly-free additions to your roster that could make your season go from good to great. Unfortunately, that means that you have to move …
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To paraphrase Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, “week one was craaaazzzyyy.” The Saints almost knocked off the Lions, the Bears dropped a muke on the Panthers, and the Bengals defense might be good? …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff recap the NE/SEA and SF/LAR games, and then dive into the remainder of the week one slate!
Read More Week one of the NFL season is here! And you definitely shouldn’t already be looking for some punch off the waiver wire. That is, unless you have Brock Bowers… or …
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Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …
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Walker, Jeff and Mike talk all the news that’s fit to print in the first two weeks of preseason (and some that isn’t), and finally play CHOPPED OR UNC
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Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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Hi everyone! This is episode five of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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Hi everyone! This is episode four of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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Hi everyone! This is episode three of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff provide analytical profiles for players, and the others have to decide if they are interested in that player based solely on that analytical profile for 2026 …
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Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …
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The Washington Commanders are still searching for a WR2 after their Plan A decided to speedrun devolving into Antonio Brown. So, once again, it’s Terry McLaurin and et cetera at …
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The Tennessee Titans added Carnell Tate and Wan’Dale Robinson to an underwhelming wide receiver corps, and declared it all good from here. Are they right? Maybe! Let’s take a look …
Read More The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are going to push Baker Mayfield out the door, but before they do that, let’s hope that he leads us to some fantasy football glory! Let’s …
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I’m a 49ers fan, so I don’t want to say a lot about the Seahawks. Luckily, they mostly ran it back outside of losing Klint Kubiak and Kenneth Walker III, …
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The electrical substation is winning. I won’t mince words about it; the stupid meme won’t stop gaining traction because my beloved 49ers won’t stop getting hurt. Deebo Samuel is back …
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The Pittsburgh Steelers hit the reset button on the franchise, moving off of stalwart head coach Mike Tomlin for fresh young blood… *checks notes*… Mike McCarthy. All to help the …
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The Philadelphia Eagles are (hopefully) bouncing back from a down year in 2025, but will embracing AI while moving AJB help things? It’s too soon to tell. Fire Nick Sirianni. …
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The New York Jets are, understandably, one of the league’s laughingstocks. Their big move at quarterback was 95-year-old Geno Smith, but they have Breece Hall and a stock of young …
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The New York Football Giants, aka “the Giants that might not suck,” or “the other group of chuds called the Giants,” have a new head coach in town with, inexplicably, …
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The New Orleans Saints might just be ahead of schedule, as reports indicate that they feel good about their future with Tyler Shough under center. Unfortunately, he will be 27 …
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The New England Patriots surprisingly made it all the way to the Super Bowl last year on the back of an unsustainable year from Drake Maye. Luckily, they added a …
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The Minnesota Vikings let Sam Darnold walk and turned the team over to J.J. McCarthy, a player so bad that he became a meme. Now they have Kyler Murray, a …
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The Miami Dolphins tore the whole thing down last season, moving on from Mike McDaniel, Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill, and Jaylen Waddle. That leaves a team completely unburdened by what …
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The biggest moves the Rams made this offseason came on defense. They moved Jared Verse, their 2026 pick, a 2027 first, a 2028 second, and a 2029 third round pick …
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Despite taking Fernando Mendoza at #1 overall, the Raiders are one of the most underconsidered teams in all of the fantasy football landscape. They have Ashton Jeanty and Brock Bowers …
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The Chargers have everyone all hot and bothered about an offensive onslaught thanks to the inclusion of former Dolphins’ head coach Mike McDaniel to the fold. They’ve only added Keaton Mitchell and David Njoku to …
Read More Hey there friends! Welcome back to another harebrained deep dive into something purely theoretical, but with the potential to win you your leagues this season before the entire fantasy drafting …
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The Kansas City Chiefs have three major questions on offense: will Patrick Mahomes be healthy, will Rashee Rice be healthy, and will Kenneth Walker stay healthy? Boy howdy, who are …
Read More The Jacksonville Jaguars’ offense broke out in the second half of last season, but with Travis Etienne’s departure and Travis Hunter’s role in flux, there are some serious question marks …
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The Indianapolis Colts are a team with two huge question marks headed into 2026. First, Daniel Jones tore his Achilles at the end of the 2025 season, which is putting …
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The Houston Texans are Super Bowl contenders this season, but unfortunately, the offense is vestigial to those chances. They’re, at worst, a top-three defense in the NFL, and the offense …
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The Green Bay Packers offense is in flux this season. Last year’s first-rounder, Matthew Golden, failed to land in his rookie year. Their best player on offense, Tucker Kraft, is …
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The Detroit Lions’ offense is coming off a down year, but nobody is down on the Lions coming into 2026. They moved on from David Montgomery and will get Sam …
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The Denver Broncos probably should have ended up in the Super Bowl last season, but Bo Nix broke his foot, and that’s all she wrote. They traded for Jaylen Waddle …
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The Dallas Cowboys, stop me if you’ve heard this one before, had a completely unstoppable offense, but failed to make any waves in the playoffs. But we don’t care about …
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The Browns might have the worst quarterback room in the NFL, but they have a crop of young, intriguing receivers. What can we expect from them in 2026 fantasy football? …
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The 2025 Cincinnati Bengals were without Joe Burrow for a massive chunk of the season. With everyone healthy and raring to go, the band is back together and they hope …
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You may have noticed A.I. is getting quite good at giving fantasy football superflex auction draft strategy advice. THIS IS BECAUSE IT IS JUST STEALING ALL ITS INFO FROM MY …
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The Chicago Bears were one of the most charmed teams in the NFL last season and continued their streak of not having a 4,000-yard passer. What can we expect from …
Read More The Carolina Panthers took down the NFC South last season, but a lot of folks still aren’t sold on Bryce Young, so can he support enough offensive weapons for fantasy …
Read More The Buffalo Bills are one of the league’s best teams, but they jettisoned head coach Sean McDermott after once again not making it over the hump. With DJ Moore in …
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The Baltimore Ravens let stalwart head coach John Harbaugh leave, a part of a huge AFC North shakeup that also saw Steelers’ head coach Mike Tomlin leave the NFL entirely. …
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Walker & Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North!
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The Atlanta Falcons are a team in transition, with new head coach Kevin Stefanski and quarterback Tua Tagovailoa making their way to the Dirty South to try to pull the …
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The Arizona Cardinals are a team adrift; their quarterback situation is in flux, with Jacoby Brissett potentially not fitting their tanking protocol. They also took a running back in the …
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Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!
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Crush your 2026 fantasy football auction draft with 5 easy steps!
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“You get what you pay for” is universally true for fantasy football auctions… until it isn’t.
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A hearty, “cheers,” to all you auctioneers! If your auction is in June or July, this article has special advice for you. If your auction is in August or September, …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty!
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Walker, Mike & Jeff break down the NFC East for 2026 fantasy football leagues.
Read More The Pittsburgh Steelers took my draft crush, Germie Bernard. But what other fantasy football-relevant players did they take in the draft? Round 2, Pick 47 overall: Germie Bernard, WR TALENT …
Read More The Cleveland Browns are trying to turn around their ground-and-pound reputation in a hurry, taking two wide receivers in the top-39 picks in the draft, and rounding out with two …
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The Bengals took two depth fantasy football-relevant players in the 2026 NFL Draft, both in day three. It’s an uphill battle for Colbie Young and Jack Endries, but can they …
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The Baltimore Ravens took a bevy of depth behind a day-two wide receiver. Can any of these players find fantasy football relevance in 2026? Did they take the better wide …
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The Tennessee Titans made a huge splash with the #4 overall pick, taking wide receiver Carnell Tate with other, more touted defensive prospects still on the board. They also added …
Read More The Jacksonville Jaguars stunned the world, taking blocking tight end Nate Boerkircher in the second round. Did they do anything else stupid bold like that? Anything that could get us …
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The Indianapolis Colts took two players at fantasy football-relevant positions, both after pick 235. You can safely forget Seth McGowan and Deion Burks exist, as neither are likely to have …
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The Houston Texans took just two players at fantasy football-relevant positions: a German project tight end in the second round and a day three wide receiver. Neither are likely to …
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The New York Jets took two first-round fantasy-relevant players and Cade Klubnik. While Kenyon Sadiq and Omar Cooper are destined for fantasy football relevance, will Klubnik? Let’s take a look …
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The AFC Champion New England Patriots took a running back, a tight end, and a quarterback in the 2026 NFL Draft. Something tells me they’re spending a 2027 first-round pick …
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The Miami Dolphins took a bevy of fantasy football talent in the 2026 NFL Draft. With their roster in a state of flux, there are a lot of opportunities up …
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The Buffalo Bills took one fantasy football-relevant player in the 2026 NFL Draft, wide receiver Skyler Bell. And I truly don’t understand the pick. Let’s get into that with the …
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The Raiders took Fernando Mendoza at pick one in the most-telegraphed pick of the 2026 NFL Draft. But, they waited until day three to take Mike Washington Jr. and Malik …
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The Los Angeles Chargers took just one fantasy football-relevant player in the 2026 NFL Draft, wide receiver Brenen Thompson. A lot of times you hear reports that coaches will stand …
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The Kansas City Chiefs took three backups in the 2026 NFL Draft: running back, wide receiver, and quarterback. Will they have fantasy football relevance in 2026? Round 5, Pick 161 …
Read More The Denver Broncos spent the bulk of their premium draft picks on non-premium draft picks. They traded their first rounder and third rounder for Jaylen Waddle, then traded their second …
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers will start the season without Mike Evans for the first time in a decade. They have a ton of questions at their fantasy football-relevant positions. Will …
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The New Orleans Saints might not have found Mr. Right at quarterback with Tyler Shough last season, but 2026 showed that they see him as Mr. Right Now, getting Shough …
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What’s up auctioneers! I’ve been behind on articles because I am a teacher, but now that summer is here, I can mock around the clock. I’ve also been poring over …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff preview all the fantasy football prospects in the NFC West for 2026!
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The Carolina Panthers took just one fantasy-relevant player in the 2026 NFL Draft. That was deep threat, Chris Brazzell II out of Tennessee. While the Volunteers have a reputation for …
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The usual suspects break down their early top-ten at running back and quarterback.
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The Atlanta Falcons took just one fantasy football-relevant player in the 2026 NFL Draft, USC and Georgia wide receiver Zachariah Branch. I wasn’t high on Branch pre-draft, but he may …
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The Detroit Lions took one fantasy football-relevant position in the 2026 NFL Draft: Kentucky gadget receiver Kendrick Law. He won’t offer any fantasy football value, but I am a completionist, …
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The Chicago Bears took a pair of fantasy football-relevant players in the third round of the NFL Draft. Still, both Sam Roush and Zavion Thomas have an uphill battle for …
Read More Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss the fallout from the 2026 NFL Draft. First, they review veteran winners & losers for 2026 fantasy football, and then they (briefly) go over their …
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The Washington Commanders took three players at fantasy-relevant positions in the 2026 NFL Draft, with Antonio Williams going off the board at pick 71, and Kaytron Allen & Athan Kaliakmanis …
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The New York Giants only put one fantasy-relevant player on the board in the 2026 NFL Draft, but Malachi Fields could return some fantasy value in his rookie campaign. Let’s break him down! Round …
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This isn’t going to be a very exciting season to find value in the Dallas Cowboys’ rookie class. They took one player at a fantasy-relevant position (a seventh-round wide receiver), …
Read More Bad news if you clicked on this piece, and you already read the First Round Rookie Roundup. The Seahawks only took two players at fantasy-relevant positions in the 2026 NFL …
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I love my San Francisco 49ers. What I don’t love is the picks they took in the 2026 NFL Draft. I won’t pretend to know Romello Height’s relative production ability …
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The Los Angeles Rams had one of the funniest draft picks I have ever seen in quarterback Ty Simpson. Simpson is a backup-level talent, and they took him in the …
Read More The Arizona Cardinals took, perhaps, the best player in the 2026 NFL Draft (and most certainly the best offensive player in the draft) with Jeremiyah Love. After that, however, things …
Read More The first round of the 2026 NFL Draft is in the books, and with it, the 2026 fantasy football season officially begins! Granted, the draft officially kicking off the fantasy …
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Often copied, never duplicated, the Football Absurdity original, a “mock draft!” In this, we take turns choosing for all 32 picks of the first round! Walker and Jeff will return on …
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It’s Jeff’s flu game as he, Mike & Walker review the first seven running backs in their consensus ranks for 2026: Jeremiyah Love, Mike Washington, Jadarian Price, Jonah Coleman, Nick …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff return to the rookie streets and discuss the first six wide receivers in their consensus ranks: Makai Lemon, Jordyn Tyson, Carnell Tate, Kevin “Kevin Concepcion” Concepcion, …
Read More Walker, Mike & Jeff review the underwhelming upcoming free agency cropand give wishlist destinations for some of the players involved!
Read More Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview an exceptionally underwhelming 2026 NFL Draft class. They discuss Fernando Mendoza, Cade Klubnik, Carson Beck, Drew Allar, Ty Simpson, Sawyer Robertson, Cole Payton, and …
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