Minnesota Vikings 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …
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Minnesota Vikings, Sorry For Your Loss!
One of the most enjoyable things about the NFL season is watching the weekly rollercoaster. Just a short while ago, the talking heads were finally agreeing that there is a …
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2022 Irv Smith, Jr. Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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2022 Adam Thielen Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 Justin Jefferson Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 Alexander Mattison Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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2022 Dalvin Cook Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More 2022 Kirk Cousins Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Minnesota Vikings 2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Minnesota Vikings 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Minnesota Vikings are set on offense. They have Justin Jefferson, Adam Thielen, and Bisi Johnson leading the way at wide receiver, and Dalvin Cook & Alexander Mattison holding down …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
Read More Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Minnesota Vikings are a team in transition. They fired their head coach and general manager, and as of writing this, they’ve only replaced the general manager, with Kwesi Adofo-Mensah …
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Black Monday 2022: I Got 99 Problems But Nagy Ain’t One
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
Read More 2021 Alexander Mattison Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with Alexander Mattison. …
Read More 2021 Irv Smith Jr. Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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2021 Adam Thielen Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Justin Jefferson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More 2021 Dalvin Cook Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Kirk Cousins Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Minnesota Vikings 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Minnesota Vikings 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Minnesota Vikings missed the playoffs in 2020 despite having the hands-down best fantasy football rookie with Justin Jefferson. It goes to show that fantasy football isn’t real life. That …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North
The NFL Draft inches ever closer to reality, and we have reached peak take. Last week, I explored three divisions and the best bets in the NFL Draft to bolster …
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2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2: Our Experts’ Predictions
2021 Mock NFL Draft. Part 1 Will the QB streak continue? Here we go with picks 13-24 of the 2021 NFL Draft! 2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2 13. Los …
Read More Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
The Minnesota Vikings had a loud, acrimonious divorce from Stefon Diggs prior to the season. They were the anti-Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis, who apparently quietly separated? While Sudeikis doesn’t …
Read More 2020 Week 15 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Swerve into Irv
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a tight end sleeper. But, if you do, …
Read More 2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Justin Herbert, Kirk Cousins, or Derek Carr in Fantasy Football Week 14?
I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Forgot About Trey
If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 13: All The Good Defenses Are Taken
One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is streaming defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding defenses …
Read More 2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / New Orleans Saints / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Taysom Hill, Kirk Cousins, or Derek Carr in Fantasy Football Week 13?
Well, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers / Tight End / Washington Commanders
Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 11: Please Just Go Get Logan Thomas
With ten weeks in the books, it really feels like we’ve gone through four or five seasons worth of frustration and heartbreak. Let’s keep this FUN train rolling towards our …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / New England Patriots / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Justin Jefferson, Amari Cooper, or Jakobi Meyers in Fantasy Football Week 11?
With a handful of players on bye weeks and another handful of people injured, navigating your wide receivers can be challenging. Week eleven has some interesting options for you to …
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2020 Week 10 Advice / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 10: Bienvenidos a Miami
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / Minnesota Vikings / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
Read More Minnesota Vikings, Sorry For Your Loss: Skol’s Out
Week six of the NFL season is in the books! That sound was not the rustling of falling leaves, but the dying hopes and dreams for some preseason darlings. The …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / Minnesota Vikings / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers / Tight End
Sleeper Tight Ends Fantasy Football Week 6: E.E., Top
More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
Read More 2020 Week 6 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 6: Kissing Cousins
More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Kirk Cousins, Ben Roethlisberger, or Gardner Minshew in Fantasy Football Week 6?
It’s week six, and everything is on fire. Coronavirus is rampaging through the league and the NFL has done the prudent thing and has canceled the sea—hahaha, sorry couldn’t keep …
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2020 Week 5 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Robby Anderson, Darius Slayton, or Justin Jefferson in Fantasy Football Week 5?
It is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
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Start or Sit Jared Goff, Kirk Cousins, or Teddy Bridgewater in Fantasy Football Week 5?
Four weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
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2020 Week 4 Advice / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 4: If the Shoe Fitz(Patrick)
Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Mitchell Trubisky sucking out loud and getting his butt benched! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could …
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Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The Minnesota Vikings mostly stood pat among their skill position players, with the notable exception of a one-for-one swap of Stefon Diggs-for-Justin Jefferson. As such, trying to find a Minnesota …
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2020 Justin Jefferson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Alexander Mattison Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Adam Thielen Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Dalvin Cook Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More Minnesota Vikings 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One
The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
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2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: NFC North
Yesterday, we took a look at the NFC West NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist. The glorified conference call will still take place on April 23 – April 25, meaning that …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Stefon Diggs Traded to Buffalo Bills
The Minnesota Vikings and Stefon Diggs’ mutual parting of ways is one of the least surprising developments of the 2020 offseason. Diggs redefined vaguebooking, routinely making social media posts that …
Read More Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
The Minnesota Vikings lost their offensive coordinator Kevin Stefanski after the 2019 season. He absconded off to Cleveland to try to fix the Mistake by the Lake. But, they retained …
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NFL Divisional Round 2020 Predictions from Experts and Comedians
We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …
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NFC Divisional Round: San Francisco 49ers versus Minnesota Vikings
NFC Divisional Round Matchup: Minnesota Vikings (10-6) at San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Saturday, January 11, 01:35 PM PST (NBC) The San Francisco 49ers sat at home and gained health this …
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NFC Wild Card Sunday Preview: New Orleans Saints versus Minnesota Vikings
NFC Wild Card Matchup: Minnesota Vikings (10-6) at New Orleans Saints (13-3) Sunday, January 5, 10:05 AM PST (Fox) This one will be Drew Brees & company’s opportunity to quiet …
Read More Minnesota Vikings SFYL: Your Season is Over Dontcha-know?!
I know what you’re thinking, why is there a week seventeen Sorry for Your Loss when the regular season is over? Well, even though there are twelve teams in the …
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Wild Card Predictions from Experts and Comedians
Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief The Texans now have the coveted “let’s get this out of the way” game each season. They host a team …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings / Start or Sit / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Week 15 Fantasy Football: T.Y. Hilton, Adam Thielen, DeVante Parker
It’s week fifteen, which means the fantasy football semi-finals, and that means that you have to ride with the guys who brought you. But, what if the guys who brought …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 14 Dumpster Dives
Well, well, well. Your fantasy football season didn’t exactly go like you thought. What I’m saying is that you missed your league’s playoffs, and now you’re itching for some more …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Minnesota Vikings / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Jacob Hollister, Kyle Rudolph, or Darren Fells in Week 13?
Should I Start or Sit Jacob Hollister, Kyle Rudolph, or Darren Fells in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Los Angeles Rams / Minnesota Vikings / New York Jets / Sleepers / Tight End / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Tight End Sleepers Week 13: Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer
Tight ends are garbage every year in fantasy football. Don’t even try to argue with me. Here are some week 13 tight end sleepers to get you all worked up …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Injury Reports / Minnesota Vikings / New York Jets / San Francisco 49ers / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 11 Injury Report: Info on CMC, Adam Thielen, George Kittle and More!
(Guest Author: A Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Metrics) It’s time to look at week 11 injuries from a standpoint of pure analytics. I’m casting emotion aside and showing you the …
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Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Ten RB Sleepers – Running Back Handcuffs!
I’m going to level with you. There aren’t many great running back sleeper candidates this week, so I hit you all with a pivot in the sleepers series. First, an …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 9 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Nine RB Sleepers – Gold Mining
It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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ADP Collision: A Wide Receiver Battle
ADP Collision: Stefon Diggs, Julian Edelman, Brandin Cooks, Robert Woods, Kenny Golladay It’s the fourth round and you’re on the clock in your PPR redraft league. Needing a wide receiver, …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Kirk Cousins Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Minnesota Vikings
July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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2019 Fantasy Football Stefon Diggs Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More2019 Fantasy Football Adam Thielen Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Dalvin Cook Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Minnesota Vikings
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NFL Draft: Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Player: Adam Thielen, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Disappointment: Dalvin Cook, Running Back 2019 Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Mariota, Winston, or Cousins?
Start or Sit Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, or Kirk Cousins? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Running Back / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Cohen, Cook, or Edwards?
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Cohen, Cook, or Edwards? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Jordan Reed, Vance McDonald, or Kyle Rudolph?
Start or Sit Jordan Reed, Vance McDonald, or Kyle Rudolph? How often do tight ends break our hearts? The position is the proverbial Lisa Turtle to our Screech. We long …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Stafford, Cousins, or Wentz?
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Engram, Rudolph, or Cook?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, or Jared Cook? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Prescott, Dalton, or Cousins?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Andy Dalton, or Kirk Cousins? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Running Back / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Coleman, Carson, or Cook?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tevin Coleman, Chris Carson, or Dalvin Cook? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Doyle, Cook, or Rudolph?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Jack Doyle, Jared Cook, or Kyle Rudolph? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Dalton, Cousins, or Alex Smith?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Andy Dalton, Kirk Cousins, or Alex Smith? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Cleveland Browns / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Running Back / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Chubb, Murray, or Kerryon Johnson?
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Nick Chubb, Latavius Murray, or Kerryon Johnson? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts / Minnesota Vikings / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Rudolph, Ebron, or Reed?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph, Eric Ebron, or Jordan Reed? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
Read More Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Diggs, Boyd, or Godwin?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Stefon Diggs, Tyler Boyd, or Chris Godwin? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Los Angeles Rams vs Minnesota Vikings
Thursday Night Football Review The Minnesota Vikings and the Los Angeles Rams are two of the best teams in the NFC, and this week’s Thursday Night Football matchup had me …
Read More Protected: Fantasy Football Kyle Rudolph 2018 Player Profile
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30 Team Parlay: NFC North Overs/Under NFL Betting Tips
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on NFL betting tips. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try to make …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Minnesota Vikings
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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Fantasy Football Adam Thielen: 2018 Player Profile
If you like you wide receivers to catch everything thrown their way, then this fantasy football Adam Thielen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Dalvin Cook Player Profile
If ACL’s are an afterthought to you, then this fantasy football Dalvin Cook player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Minnesota Vikings
The Minnesota Vikings promise to have one of the most fantasy football-prolific offenses in 2018. Kirk Cousins leads Adam Thielen, Stefon Diggs, Kyle Rudolph and Dalvin Cook into battle this …
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Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North / State of the Division
State of the Division: The NFC North
We’ve already taken a look at the offseason of the teams in the AFC West and NFC West. Logically, and not at all random, we are going clockwise through the …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Minnesota Vikings (The Wild Twins)
Devoted and passionate, this personality eschews popular trends for the familiar. Being near a Wild Twin is like being wrapped in a cozy old blanket knit by a loving grandparent …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Minnesota Vikings
The Minnesota Vikings stand on the precipice of NFL greatness. While it took a Minneapolis Miracle to get them to the NFC Championship Game this year, their performance was not …
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2018 NFL Championship Round Predictions
Jacksonville Jaguars vs New England Patriots Waleed Ismail – I want so badly for the Jacksonville Jaguars to win this game. It is a yearning deep within my loins. The …
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Fantasy Football: Making the Case to Start Keenum in Week Fifteen
This isn’t a good week to be Jeff Fisher. He was fired a year ago on Tuesday, and three of his former floundering QBs are the top three seeds in …
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Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / San Francisco 49ers / Washington Commanders
Well, Now What? Top Five Kirk Cousins Suitors in the Wake of the Jimmy Garoppolo Trade
The San Francisco 49ers broke the cardinal rule of smart NFL decision-making, which is, “do not trade with the New England Patriots.” They swapped the likely #33 or #34 pick …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Kyle Rudolph over Tyler Kroft
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tyler Kroft was the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight tight end sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph in Week Seven?
I was originally going to highlight Delanie Walker here, but with the late-week injury, even if he’s active, I doubt he will do much. The slick stream play there is …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC / NFC North / NFC West / Seattle Seahawks / Teams / Waiver Wire
Waiver Wire Running Back Week Five: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka There’s No Running From Injuries
The waiver wire options for week five are a testament for just how much went wrong for some teams in week four. Injuries are piling up and if one of …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph in Week Four?
The year is 2032. While the Sino-Russian Confederacy has recovered from WWIII, the former United States exists as a post-nuclear apocalyptic wasteland of occupied territories. The area once known as …
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Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises
Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Adam Thielen in Week Three?
The Vikings trouncing the Saints on Monday Night Football’s week one early game feels like it was a thousand years ago. Following that game, fantasy football owners were Hooked on …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka There Is No Such Thing As Luck
We are two weeks into the football season and it is slowly starting to dawn on you that Andrew Luck might not play this year. He might never play again. …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Sam Bradford in Week Two?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Sam Bradford is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Sam Bradford in Week Two?
[NOTE: Since this article was published, the Vikings announced that Bradford underwent an MRI for a knee issue. This might limit his mobility aganst a good Steelers pass rush. I …
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2017 Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Preview
The Minnesota Vikings may have quietly put together a formidable fantasy football juggernaut thanks to the amazing quarterback play of Sam Bra–hahaha, sorry. They turned the team into a bunch …
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