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The Kansas City Chiefs, denied eternity, are merely former back-to-back champs, and have just been to five out of the last six Super Bowls. Trash, really. A bunch of garbage. …
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The Chiefs fell short of a three-peat last season, and they are going into their last ride with Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes together by beefing up the lines and …
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As a 49ers fan, I will keep this short: the Chiefs are world champions. Boo, hiss, etc., etc. But, they have a lot of question marks on their offense this …
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The Kansas City Chiefs, after winning the Super Bowl on a game-winning touchdown to Mecole Hardman, of all people, went out and got themselves some additional wide receivers. They signed …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
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The fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Kansas City Chiefs moved on from star wide receiver Tyreek Hill this offseason and replaced him with flotsam (Marquez Valdes-Scantling) and jetsam (JuJu Smith-Schuster) during free agency. They ended …
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We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North, and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC West is the most beefed-up …
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As I write this introduction, the Kansas City Chiefs sit in the afterglow of what might be the greatest football game of all time. They defeated the Buffalo Bills in …
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Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …
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We’ve made it to your grandpa’s finale to the NFL’s regular season! The NFL has chosen to add a regular-season game and take away a preseason game for the sake …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The Kansas City Chiefs made it to their second-consecutive Super Bowl but failed to defend their title. Mahomes & Company fell to Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The …
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The NFL Draft is almost here! The glorified conference call takes place starting April 29, meaning that we should probably start figuring out where we want fantasy football guys to …
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Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 1 Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 2 Wow! We’ve finally reached the end of our 1-round Mock 2021 NFL Draft! Peachy! For those of you …
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This week, the Kansas City Chiefs released their two starting tackles and starting center. It’s a shocking offensive line move some are calling a huge vote of confidence for their …
Read More With Patrick Mahomes in tow, we all assume that the Kansas City Chiefs will have a wide-open, varied, and prolific passing attack. After all, they have one of the best …
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Super Bowl LV Predictions Super Bowl LV Predictions Explained Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity Co-Founder You know what? All season long I try to be as objective as possible. Even when …
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Super Bowl 2021 Facts Those are our final batch of 2021 Super Bowl facts! This concludes our fascinating facts for the season. But it …
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Super Bowl LV Kansas City vs. Tampa Bay Tampa Bay, Florida (O/U 56.5, KC -3.0) Sunday, January 24, 3:30 PM PST (CBS) The Big Game is here! The Kansas City …
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So that’s part one of our facts about the 2021 Super Bowl. I have to write another one next week. I say, “have …
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AFC Championship Game #2 Bills at #1 Chiefs (O/U 54, KC -3.0) Sunday, January 24, 3:40 PM PST (CBS) The Chiefs and the Bills square off against each other for …
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2021 Conference Championship Predictions 2021 Conference Championship Predictions Writeups Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s Awesomest Guy Who Was Definitely NOT Left in Charge of Writing His Own Job Title: Conference Championship …
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2021 Conference Championships Facts That’s it for 2021 conference championships facts. The next two weeks I’ll have delicious Super Bowl …
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I wrote this before the Chiefs played the Browns in the AFC Divisional Round game this weekend. I am going to assume that Cleveland didn’t hand them their third loss …
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Divisional Playoff Predictions Divisional Playoff Predictions Write-ups Evan Hoovler, Voted “Best Writer in America” by the Hoovler Gratuitous Award Foundation Divisional playoff predictions: Rams at Packers Oh, you sneaky, sneaky …
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AFC Divisional Round Matchup: #6 Browns at #1 Chiefs (O/U 55, Chiefs -9.5) Sunday, January 17, 12:05 PM PST (CBS) The Cleveland Browns weren’t supposed to be in the AFC …
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Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Write-ups Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief Bills over Packers: It was going to be Packers over Chiefs, but then this happened: Think …
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Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read More We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More Well, I was wrong! Things are bad with Clyde Edwards-Helaire, as he has just under 43 yards from scrimmage per game with Le’Veon Bell on the Chiefs. Le’Veon Bell has …
Read More After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
Read More The week seven start or sit article for running backs focuses on three guys have seen their value shift dramatically in the last couple of weeks: should you start or …
Read More The Kansas City Chiefs won the Le’Veon Bell Sweepstakes this week, signing him to a one-year, $1 million contract to share the backfield with rookie first-round pick Clyde Edwards-Helaire. There’s …
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Sammy Watkins has everything you want in a receiver. He has draft pedigree, (fourth overall pick and the first drafted WR in the 2014 NFL Draft), and he has athleticism …
Read More Thursday Night Football feels like a million years ago. We barely remember that we might have seen a changing of the guard in Kansas City… No, not Clyde Edwards-Helaire getting …
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Damien Williams took the prudent path for himself and his family and opted out of the 2020 fantasy football season. I will put aside my long-bubbling feud with Damien William …
Read More The Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs somehow made themselves even better on offense going into 2020. They gave superstar QB Patrick Mahomes a half-a-billion dollar contract and went out …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
Read More While Evan Hoovler continues to scrape at the worst teams in the league, I have more scholarly pursuits. Yesterday, I figured out how the 49ers might use the draft to …
Read More Last week, we did a quick tour around the NFC to discuss each team’s draft picks and to create a fantasy football wishlist for what we would like them to …
Read More I write this in the afterglow of the Kansas City Chiefs defeating the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LIV. My San Francisco 49ers. The team I have season tickets …
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Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) return from hiatus to discuss Super Bowl LIV, and to do some good old fashioned prop bets. Congratulations to Evan …
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It’s almost time for Super Bowl LIV, which means it’s time for another round of Fascinating Facts! I looked at last year’s Super Bowl facts article, and I realized we …
Read More Super Bowl LIV Matchup: Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) versus San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Sunday, February 2, 03:30 PM PST (FOX) Line: Kansas City -1.5, 54.5 O/U The San Francisco 49ers …
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We made our Super Bowl LIV picks back in December, and now it’s time to revise our opinions for the two teams that made it. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity’s Editor-in-Chief, …
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The Super Bowl is nigh! Who could have predicted the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers would square off in Miami come February? Firstly, me, baby, that’s who. I’ve …
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AFC Divisional Round Matchup: Tennessee Titans (9-7) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) Sunday, January 19, 12:05 PM PST (CBS) Line: Kansas City -7.0, 53 O/U Well, we all thought one …
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Tennessee at Kansas City! Green Bay at San Francisco! What are verbs!? We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on both of the 2020 NFL Conference Championship games this …
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It’s time for the 2020 AFC and NFC Championship games, and we have all the favorites to be here (except Baltimore). In fact, Tennessee’s monster playoff run has been chock …
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We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …
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AFC Divisional Round Matchup: Houston Texans (10-6) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) Sunday, January 12, 12:05 PM PST (CBS) The Houston Texans almost lost last weekend against Josh Allen, of …
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Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief & 49ers Season Ticket Holder 49ers versus Ravens: They already gave us the game of the year. The road to the Super Bowl in the …
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Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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Should I Start or Sit Patrick Laird, Carlos Hyde, or LeSean McCoy in Week 15? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the running back sleepers article will always be here to help you with your running back streaming decisions. We …
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Running back sleepers are becoming few and far between, as the war of attrition at the position is driving us further and further down depth charts, into truly bad players. …
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It’s week twelve of the fantasy football season, and your opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Sammy Watkins truthers went around pumping their fists, hooting, and hollering, after his week one performance this year. Watkins turned in three touchdowns and nearly 200 yards against the Jaguars. …
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Should I Start or Sit Allen Robinson, Robert Woods, or Sammy Watkins in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Well, it’s week six of the fantasy football season. You’re 0-5, and staring straight and the 5,000 points the Patriots D put up for your opponent this week. Time to …
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Check out our week five fantasy football running back sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one RB available in over …
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It’s been a great year so far for fantasy football sleeper wide receivers. We’ve already seen a myriad of guys break out and graduate from this article. Never fear, however, …
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Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Read More The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Read More 2018’s Best Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football Player: Patrick Mahomes, QB, Tyreek Hill, WR, Travis Kelce, TE… pretty much everyone except for… 2018’s Biggest Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football Disappointment: …
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Super Bowl Predictions We were wondering: is there an article we can make that ensures all of us, save maybe one, look like fools? Then it hit us: Super Bowl …
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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …
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Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Chris Carson, or Damien Williams? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Week 11 RB Sleepers Every week, we highlight RB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Start or Sit Sammy Watkins This week, should we start or sit Sammy Watkins’ kinda/sorta homecoming as he returns to Los Angeles to play the Chargers? The preseason is over, …
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If you like your fantasy football tight ends to literally be Greek gods, then this fantasy football Travis Kelce player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you want to flay your opposition, then this fantasy football Tyreek Hill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Patrick Mahomes player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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The Kansas City Chiefs of the American Football Conference, West Division did not draft any fantasy-eligible players in the 2018 National Football League Draft. However, I stupidly set the minimum …
Read MoreFirst in line. First to raise their hand. First on the scene. Of course, that “scene” is a burning building they plan to loot, that “raised hand” is pulling down …
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After already taking a look at the NFC West, it’s time to turn to their AFC counterparts, the AFC West. The AFC West made two of the earliest splash moves …
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The Kansas City Chiefs have already shaken up their roster this season, trading Alex Smith for CB Kendall Fuller… and making this disaster draft one player easier. They’re headed towards …
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We’ve got 2018 NFL wild card predictions for every single game from every FootballAbsurdity personality: 2018 NFL Wild Card Predictions Kansas City vs Tennessee Waleed Ismail — The Tennessee Titans …
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When the Chiefs lost Spencer Ware to IR in the preseason, fantasy football prognosticators were split on Kareem Hunt. Nobody doubted he could be good, his preseason made that clear. …
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The Kansas City Chiefs traveled to Oakland to take on the scuffling Raiders for this week’s Thursday Night Football contest. Oakland’s season was on the line, and the Raiders played …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football week three has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. Fantasy owners had many opportunities …
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The NFL kicked off its wonderful Thursday Night Football slate (with Sunday Night Football presentation) with the reigning champs, riding high on an off-season of 28-3 memes, ready to slaughter …
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Since we last saw the Kansas City Chiefs, they have intentionally setup their team to move on from the current on-field regime. They jettisoned Jeremy Maclin for Tyreek Hill, they …
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