2022 Super Bowl Predictions

Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …

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2021 Conference Championship Predictions from Our Experts and Comedians

2021 Conference Championship Predictions 2021 Conference Championship Predictions Writeups Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s Awesomest Guy Who Was Definitely NOT Left in Charge of Writing His Own Job Title: Conference Championship …

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Divisional Playoff Predictions from Our Experts and Comedians

Divisional Playoff Predictions Divisional Playoff Predictions Write-ups Evan Hoovler, Voted “Best Writer in America” by the Hoovler Gratuitous Award Foundation Divisional playoff predictions: Rams at Packers Oh, you sneaky, sneaky …

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Super Bowl 2021 Predictions from Our Experts and Comedy Writers

Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Write-ups Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief Bills over Packers: It was going to be Packers over Chiefs, but then this happened: Think …

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Start or Sit Clyde Edwards-Helaire, Cam Akers, or J.K. Dobbins in Fantasy Football Week 15?

Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …

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Start or Sit Le’Veon Bell, Boston Scott, or Leonard Fournette in Fantasy Football Week 8?

After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …

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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2020 NFL Draft Round One

The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …

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NFL Divisional Round 2020 Predictions from Experts and Comedians

We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 12 Dumpster Dives

It’s week twelve of the fantasy football season, and your opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 6 Dumpster Dives

Well, it’s week six of the fantasy football season. You’re 0-5, and staring straight and the 5,000 points the Patriots D put up for your opponent this week. Time to …

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Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives

Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …

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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions

2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …

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