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Josh Gordon
Top Five Lists

Top 5 Complaints of Josh Gordon’s Handler

November 3, 2017November 10, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Top 5 Complaints of Josh Gordon’s Handler Keeps trying to sell me Michael Floyd’s “gently used” car Insists “being on the Browns” is a valid reason for a marijuana prescription …

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DeShaun Watson
Top Five Lists

Top 5 Movies DeShaun Watson Can See with All His Newfound Spare Time:

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Top 5 Movies DeShaun Watson Can See with All His Newfound Spare Time Torn on the Fourth of July The Stanford-Milgram Prison Experiment The Texans’ Sprainsaw Massacre Land of the …

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Top Five Lists

Top 5 Weirdest End Zone Celebrations

November 3, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Top 5 Weirdest End Zone Celebrations Ezekiel Elliot mimes pulling Dak Prescott’s shirt down, then mimes beating him. Then Cole Beasley mimes being a judge and Elliot mimes filing an …

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PAckers
Cincinnati Bengals / Comedy / Green Bay Packers / Las Vegas Raiders / Top Five Lists

Top Five Lists: Packers Plans, Lynch Excuses, and Burfect Feet

October 20, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Top Five Excuses That Would Get Marshawn Lynch Out of Trouble for Shoving a Ref 1. Thought referee was the American flag 2. Thought referee was the end zone, which …

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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Top Five Lists

TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Top 5 things that are painfully parallel 1. Goodell urging white owners to use their authority to stop black players complaining about being mistreated by authorities

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Salary Cap Drafts

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Fantasy Football Auction

BBQ in ’22: The Easiest Strategy for 12-Team Salary Cap Redraft Success

August 18, 2022 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Making a great fantasy football salary cap team is just like budgeting and buying items for a barbecue. If that abstract analogy has been enough to already convince you, download the …

The WR Market Crash: A Simple Tool You Can Use to CRUSH Your Salary Cap Drafts

August 17, 2022August 18, 2022

2022 Salary Cap Draft Nomination Strategy

August 8, 2022August 9, 2022

Football Absurdity Podcast – Salary Cap Draft Strategy with Evan Hoovler (BONUS) AKA “Weague Winner”

July 21, 2022July 21, 2022

BBQ in ‘22: The Easiest Strategy for 10-Team Salary Cap Redraft Success

July 1, 2022August 18, 2022

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