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The Cleveland Browns had a very Brownsian offseason, trading for Kenny Pickett, signing Joe Flacco, taking Dillon Gabriel in the third, and then taking Shedeur Sanders in the fifth round. …
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The Cleveland Browns had one of the weirdest drafts out there. Yes, they are the team that finally stopped Shedeur Sanders’ slide in the fifth round… after they took a …
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Joe Flacco saved the Cleveland Browns last season, but now The Bad Man is back under center, and we once again enter a Cleveland Browns season wondering if Deshaun Watson …
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There are a lot of question marks surrounding the Browns this offseason. Most of them are centered around quarterback Deshaun Watson and running back Nick Chubb. But, with a full …
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Before free agency opened, the Denver Broncos continued their “2024: Down to the Studs” approach of team disassembly, moving on from former first-round pick Jerry Jeudy, who never clicked fully …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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It’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …
Read More Things didn’t really go as planned for the 2022 iteration of the Cleveland Browns. They leveraged their future—and organizational integrity—on Deshaun Watson, who knocked off the rust to the tune …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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Oh boy, Deshaun Watson is looking to miss just six games this season, unless the NFL gets their way on appeal. Personally, I had hope for a whole season out …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Cleveland Browns used their first couple of picks to get Deshaun Watson and then move down to restock the pantry thanks to the Deshaun Watson trade. So, that means …
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We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC North is a division in …
Read MoreThe pre-free agency period had a couple big pieces of news this past weekend, right up until Tom Brady slammed his fist down and upended the entire chessboard. But, both …
Read More The first NFL Free Agency Domino fell on Monday, with the Cleveland Browns opening the franchise tag window by tagging TE David Njoku, tying him to Cleveland for one more …
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Failure. There’s really no other way to describe the 2021 Cleveland Browns season other than abject failure. The 2020 darlings, who knocked off a once 11-0 2020 Pittsburgh Steelers team …
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Most of NFL’s week five is in the books, with Baltimore and Indianapolis set to square off tonight on Monday Night Football. There have been some ups and some downs …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Cleveland Browns had a surprising 2020 campaign. They made the playoffs, and they won a game! AND that game they won came against their rivals, the Pittsburgh Steelers. They …
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Earlier this week, we took a look at the AFC West and NFC West 2021 NFL Draft wish lists for our selfish, fantasy football means. We continue our look around …
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Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 1 Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 2 Wow! We’ve finally reached the end of our 1-round Mock 2021 NFL Draft! Peachy! For those of you …
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Divisional Playoff Predictions Divisional Playoff Predictions Write-ups Evan Hoovler, Voted “Best Writer in America” by the Hoovler Gratuitous Award Foundation Divisional playoff predictions: Rams at Packers Oh, you sneaky, sneaky …
Read More AFC Divisional Round Matchup: #6 Browns at #1 Chiefs (O/U 55, Chiefs -9.5) Sunday, January 17, 12:05 PM PST (CBS) The Cleveland Browns weren’t supposed to be in the AFC …
Read More AFC Wild Card Matchup: #6 Browns (11-5) at #3 Steelers (12-4) Sunday, January 10, 05:15 PM PST (NBC) Time for round three. The Browns and Steelers played twice already this …
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2021 Wild Card Predictions We weren’t planning to do write-ups for our 2021 Wild Card predictions, but some of our writers did, anyway. That’s the kind of over-the-top devotion …
Read More The Cleveland Browns did it! They finally ended the longest streak of not making the playoffs in the NFL, after seventeen long years. They’ll take on their AFC North rivals, …
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We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of tight end sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
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We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of wide receiver sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
Read More We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of quarterback sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being the …
Read More It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
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It’s the fantasy football finals! We made it! Now we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to victory. Let’s take a look …
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I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read More Baker Mayfield spent his Sunday afternoon throwing for 334 yards and four touchdowns. The Browns tossed aside the Tennessee Titans in the battle of two 8-3 squads. We had left …
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If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
Read More It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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There is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Mitchell Trubisky sucking out loud and getting his butt benched! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could …
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Ideally, you don’t have questions this week as to who you should start at tight end. Ideally, you listened to me and you are reaping the Mike Gesicki point storm …
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The Cleveland Browns were supposed to break out of it last year. They were supposed to make the playoffs for the first time since 2002. That didn’t happen. The Cleveland …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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We’ve gone through twenty teams sorting out which positions we hope they look towards in the 2020 NFL Draft to best bolster our fantasy football leagues. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, …
Read More The Cleveland Browns signed former Atlanta Falcons’ tight end Austin Hooper away on the first day of legal tampering. In order to fill that hole in the offense, the Falcons …
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The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
Read More It’s an understatement to call what happened on the shores of Lake Erie in 2019 a disaster. The Cleveland Browns, with a full year of Baker Mayfield and Nick Chubb, …
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Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …
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Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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Should I Start or Sit Odell Beckham Jr., Tyler Boyd, or Curtis Samuel in Week 16? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year …
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This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting wide receivers ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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It’s week thirteen of the fantasy football season, and your fantasy team is sleepy like a sloth injected with tryptophan That’s where we step in with our weekly daily fantasy …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around the middle of the pack …
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Should I Start or Sit Kareem Hunt, Bo Scarbrough, or Brian Hill in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Tight ends are garbage every year in fantasy football. Don’t even try to argue with me. Here are some week 12 tight end sleepers to get you all worked up …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Should I Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen, or Sam Darnold in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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It’s week ten of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Should I Start Le’Veon Bell, Nick Chubb, or Mark Ingram in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Well, it’s week ninine of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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Check out our week five fantasy football wide receiver sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one WR available in over …
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Check out our week five fantasy football wide receiver sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one WR available in over …
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Baker Mayfield (Source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Baker_Mayfield_training_camp_2018_%282%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/600px-Baker_Mayfield_training_camp_2018_%282%29_%28cropped%29.jpg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Nick Chubb, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Jarvis Landry, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wait this can’t be right Wow. Things …
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Way Too Early 2019 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth ring in nine tries. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Blake Jarwin, Chris Herndon, or David Njoku Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Chris Hogan, or Antonio Callaway? It’s finals week! Time to bring home the big prize that you have been neglecting your work and …
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Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 WR Sleepers It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and I am going to level with you. You probably shouldn’t be looking at this article. If you’re at this point …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Jameis Winston, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Tom Brady, or Carson Wentz? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar Welcome, Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes owners! Hello, fools who believed Ryan Fitzpatrick was the answer! Football Absurdity’s week 12 QB sleepers list …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 QB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find QB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or Sterling Shepard? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Austin Ekeler, Duke Johnson, or Ito Smith? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Philip Rivers, or Alex Smith? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
Read More Week 9 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Hey, Darnold! Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Greg Olsen, David Njoku, or Chris Herndon? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Nick Chubb, Latavius Murray, or Kerryon Johnson? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Mitchell Trubisky, or Joe Flacco? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, David Njoku, or O.J. Howard? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 7 WR Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
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Fantasy Football Week 7 RB Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 7 QB Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
Read More Week 7: Start or Sit David Njoku, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Week 7 Start or Sit: Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or John Brown? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Week 7 Start or Sit: Mayfield, Flacco, or Goff Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have found that …
Read More Start or Sit David Njoku in Fantasy Football Week Five? This week, the new-look Cleveland Browns with Baker Mayfield at the helm take on the team that used to be …
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The Browns hosted the Jets on Thursday Night Football, so close your eyes and picture one of the scenes where Benny Hill chases the pretty ladies through the doors in …
Read More Start or Sit David Njoku He’s one of the most talented young tight ends in the league in a revamped offense, but is he trustable? Should you start or sit …
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For this season we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production at …
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If you are addicted to dynamic wide receivers, then this fantasy football Josh Gordon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
Read More If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Duke Johnson Jr. player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you prefer your quarterbacks underappreciated, then you should appreciate this fantasy football Tyrod Taylor player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
Read More The Cleveland Browns have won just one game since they defeated the San Francisco 49ers on December 13, 2015. For reference, Blaine Gabbert and Jim Tomsula matched up against Mike …
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The AFC North was a peculiar division pre-draft this year. The Cleveland Browns did almost all of the heavy lifting in terms of moves made. The rest of the teams …
Read MoreOnce upon a time, there was a king. He was not a bad sort of person, yet his people were starving and poor. The poor people are the metaphorical representation …
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There aren’t many teams in the league that would beg you to take as many players as possible off their hands in a potential disaster draft, but the Cleveland Browns …
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Imagine you are at the blackjack table. You have a nineteen. You see the dealer holding a ten and you know that he has a twenty and has you beat. …
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There probably isn’t a greater feeling of drafting the wrong fantasy football running back in the NFL than Isaiah Crowell & Duke Johnson. This offseason debates raged about whether Crowell …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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There wasn’t a mediocre running back debated more hotly this fantasy football offseason than Isaiah Crowell. There were two general camps when it came to the Browns’ back. The pro-Crowell …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is singing the praises of Benjamin Watson. This may be the first and last time this year that anyone cares about Benjamin Watson. We …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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We are two weeks into the football season and you hate tight ends, as you should. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another man’s waiver wire opportunity. So …
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We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Coby Fleener is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie, I love a lot of his points. Coby …
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The Factory of Sadness, the Mistake By the Lake, the team that sounds like it’s named after poop. The Browns have a lot of nicknames, and none of them are …
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