Start or Sit Week 16: What to Do with Minshew, London, and Prescott?
Let’s start by reviewing how I did last week. I have not been looking forward to this, but now it’s going to happen. Right after the end of this sentence …
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2022 Week 15 Fantasy Football Kickers To Stream
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week & Preview! AKA “What’s PPR?”
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at a finally good Thursday Night Football game, the 49ers getting Christian McCaffrey, and they look forward at all …
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Philadelphia Eagles, Sorry For Your Loss!
Finally, we had an 18th week of the NFL regular season. Much like the final two slices of eating a frozen pizza on my own, it was probably not necessary. …
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Cleveland Browns Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
Failure. There’s really no other way to describe the 2021 Cleveland Browns season other than abject failure. The 2020 darlings, who knocked off a once 11-0 2020 Pittsburgh Steelers team …
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Black Monday 2022: I Got 99 Problems But Nagy Ain’t One
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
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Football Absurdity Podcast – The 2021 Fantasy Football Season Absurdities Awards!
Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly dole out some awards for the 2021 Fantasy Football season in the first full episode of 2022! We will be back in the Patreon feed …
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Kansas City Chiefs, Sorry For Your Loss!
We’ve made it to your grandpa’s finale to the NFL’s regular season! The NFL has chosen to add a regular-season game and take away a preseason game for the sake …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Start or Sit Week 17: Saquon Barkley, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Devin Singletary
If you’re reading this (thank you!), that means you’re still alive, baby! If you’re not still fighting for a Chip, I guess you might be reading this (thank you!) because …
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Football Absurdity Podcast Week 17 Preview! AKA The Elotecast
Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week seventeen’s games, Walker makes a stunning confession, and Jeff nearly quits the podcast. We …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: The Edge of (Week) Seventeen Rankings!
The NFL schedule finally provided us with the opportunity to breathe for a second to review Walker Kelly’s Week Seventeen Rankings. There are some real doozies in there; some absolute …
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2021 Week 17 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends: Climbing Mt. Everett One Last Time
A couple of years ago, I wrote about how figuring out tight ends was a Sisyphean task. You seem to find a guy, and he does fine for a while, …
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2021 Week 17 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers: K.J. Osborn Industries, Inc.
The wide receiver position in fantasy football has looked like a M*A*S*H* unit in recent weeks, with Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, DeAndre Hopkins, Brandin Cooks, and Mike Williams all disappearing …
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2021 Week 17 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs: Shipping up to Boston
It’s been quite a year for running backs. ZeroRB, HeroRB, Robust RB… the builds were all over the place. But, ultimately, it came down to just avoiding the injury bug …
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2021 Week 17 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: Trey Lance of Longinus
Well, we’ve made it. It’s the fantasy football finals, which means that the NFL, again, successfully defeated COVID-19 and let us get a whole season in without a single cancelation. …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 17 Cut List: The End of Some Errors
Well, if you’re here, congratulations on making the fantasy football finals in your league! You have just one week left to add the hot pickups off of the waiver wire. …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 17 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: Dare to Win?
Waleed Ismail usually gets you rolling with your fantasy football waiver wire options each week. But, last night, disaster struck. He’s fine, but a flat tire left him on the …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Rashaad Penny a League-Winner?
Rashaad Penny likely vaulted his plug-and-play streamers to the fantasy football finals this week, posting 135 yards and a touchdown on seventeen carries. This marks his second game with over …
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2021 Week 16 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends: Put Cole in Your Stocking
There aren’t a lot of useful tight ends. Instead, we have to look towards the most useful of the least useful… if that makes sense. There’s a stark dividing line …
Read More2021 Week 16 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers: Mecoles You When You’re Sleeping
Wide receiver is a varied and deep position, with a lot of options available to you every week. Well, usually that’s the case. As of writing this, Tyler Lockett, Brandin …
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Football Absurdity Podcast Week 16 Preview!
Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week sixteen’s games. We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday to discuss week sixteen’s …
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2021 Week 16 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs: Seizing the Means of Fantasy Production
First and foremost, go see if Alexander Mattison is available. I doubt that he is but start there. With no Dalvin Cook, he could literally be a league winner for …
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2021 Week 16 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: Taking Goff For the Holidays
I’m going to do something unprecedented in this article: I am going to recommend staying away from all of these guys, if you can help it. Things are a mess …
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30 Team Parlay: Top Gambling Tips for NFL Week 16
Everything sucks and everyone has COVID! Gambling is becoming a measured crapshoot and your choices are half chance, just like everyone else. Unless you are me, and you had a …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 15 Review (UNLOCKED PREMIUM)
Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko discuss a completely exhausting week fifteen slate of fantasy football. We will be back in the Patreon feed next Tuesday where we discuss the previous week’s games. …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Start or Sit Week 16: Taysom Hill, Rashaad Penny, Russell Gage
It’s beginning to look a lot like PLAYOFFS! Hopefully, you’re still alive, fighting for the grandest of all fake football honors: a league championship. You’ve worked so hard to get …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 16 Cut List: Brickhands McGillicuty
We did it, everyone! We made it to week sixteen and the fantasy football finals. That means that this is the fantasy football fina—I’m sorry. What? A seventeenth game? In …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 16 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Has Amon-Ra St. Brown Fully Ascended?
Amon-Ra St. Brown, aka “The Sun God” is still only rostered in 24.0% of ESPN leagues, but the Lions’ rookie wide receiver is currently on a bit of a hot …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is it Duke Johnson’s Time?
Well, Duke Johnson Truthers fired him up off of their benches, pulling him up from between Josh Gordon and Andrew Luck at the bottom of their dynasty rosters. And, he …
Read More Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 15 Preview Has Been Placed on the Reserve/COVID-19 List
Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 15’s games and become jokerfied by the entire league getting placed on the Reserve/COVID-19 List. We will be …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Tips for Week 15
A wiser man than myself once said that uncertainty only breeds more uncertainty. Now, more than ever, betting on sports is a minefield as a new wave of COVID-19 attacks …
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2021 Week 15 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends: I’m Njoku Baby!
We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper tight ends. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which …
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2021 Week 15 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs: Freeman on the Land
We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper running backs. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which …
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2021 Week 15 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers: Hyping Hyphens
We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper wide receivers. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which …
Read More 2021 Week 15 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: It Takes Tua to Tango
We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper quarterbacks. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which means …
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2021 Week 15 Fantasy Football Cut List: Suttonly Unrosterable
We did it! It’s the fantasy football playoffs! Congratulations, now let’s figure out which dead weight to slice off of your rosters, shall we? Every week, I take care of …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Are the New York Jets Hands-Off?
The New York Jets took a series of punches to the face, with the New Orleans Saints snatching them out of the sky and throwing them to the ground, like …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Taysom Hill a Must-Start Quarterback?
Taysom Hill isn’t a good real-life quarterback. Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but it’s true, unfortunately. It’s the number one complaint people levy about Hill, that he isn’t …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Just How Good Has Pat Freiermuth Been?
I last wrote about Steelers tight end Pat Freiermuth one month ago, his ESPN roster rate was 39.2% and his stock as a fantasy football asset was trending up. Everything …
Read MoreFootball Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Preview! AKA “Waleed, Meet Me in Big Rapids”
Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 14’s games and recap the second-straight Thursday Night Football Chaos Game! We will be back in the Patreon feed …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Start or Sit Week 14: Kareem Hunt, Elijah Moore, Kyle Pitts
We are 14 weeks into the season and the race between Erin and me has never been closer! Last week, Erin rightfully recommended Joe Burrow over Russell Wilson, while I …
Read More 2021 Week 14 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends: Kmeet Me in Temecula
Tight end has certainly been a crapshoot this year! Kyle Pitts was a bust, we lost Bob Tonyan and Logan Thomas to injuries and Darren Waller and George Kittle for …
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2021 Week 14 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs: It’s Time to Get Hasty
I am not going to lie to you, finding sleeper running backs has been a massive hassle and a huge chore all season long. This year has been extremely weird, …
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Dynasty Fantasy Football Week 14 2021 Rookie Review
Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Week 14 Streaming Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Rankings!
Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 14 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read More 2021 Week 14 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers: Praise Be to the Sun God
We’re back to check out some sleeper wide receivers this week! If you are worried about your byes for your Jaylens Waddle, your Michaels Pittman Jr, or your Kendricks Bourne, …
Read More 2021 Week 14 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: It’s All Up-Hill From Here
Welcome to the last week of the fantasy football regular season! We should hope that you have your quarterback sorted out as we head into the playoffs. But, maybe you …
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2021 Week 14 Fantasy Football Cut List: 86 AB84
There’s only one week left in the fantasy regular season, so you should know the drill by now. Every week I find the guys who are sticking around on far …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Hang Onto DeVante Parker in His Bye?
The Miami Dolphins’ second-best receiver returned to action on Sunday, with DeVante Parker returning to action after a four-game absence. He hit the ground running, turning in a five-catch, 62-yard …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is It Time to Buck the Broncos’ Passing Game?
As I type this, Patrick Mahomes is taking a knee on Sunday Night Football. Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels are talking about Andy Reid’s record coming out of a bye. …
Read More Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview! AKA “Taysom Time is Fantasy Points O’Clock”
Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 13’s games and recap the Thursday Night Football Taysom Hill Chaos Game! We will be back in …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Start or Sit Week 13
We are twelve weeks in, and inching closer and closer to the fantasy playoffs. At this point, you may fall into one of three categories: nervous that your team already …
Read More Dynasty Fantasy Football Week 13 2021 Rookie Review
Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Rankings!
Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 13 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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Week Thirteen Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2021 Week 13 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs: Great Scott!
Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
Read More 2021 Week 13 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers: Jauan-a Sleeper Wide Receiver?
Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
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2021 Week 13 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends: Another Trip Up Mt. Everett
Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
Read More 2021 Week 13 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: King of the (Taysom) Hill
Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
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2021 Fantasy Football Trade Deadline Targets
For fantasy football managers playing on platforms like Yahoo! or CBS, the standard trade deadline has come and gone. However, those of us on ESPN still have some time to …
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2021 Week 13 Fantasy Football Cut List: CM-See Ya Around
Well, we’ve done it. We are now twelve weeks deep into the fantasy football season, and we enter the last full month of fantasy football until next September. It’s easy …
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Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What Do We Do With Kyle Pitts Down the Stretch?
A unicorn. He’s just “built different.” He’s a wide receiver in a tight end body. You’re just being a hater. You can’t ever draft him cheaper than you can this …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 12 Preview AKA “Man I Like for Fantasy (M.I.L.F.)”
Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 12’s games and recap the Thanksgiving games! We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for our …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Start or Sit Week 12: Mac Jones, Rex Burkhead, Tim Patrick
Week 12 was a pretty good week for me. By “pretty good” I mean I went 3 for 3, baby! Erin and I both picked Cam Newton, who was awesome …
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This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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2021 Week 12 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs: No More Tears (Okay, Maybe Some)
This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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2021 Week 12 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers: Gaging Sleeper Appeal
This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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2021 Week 12 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: Jimmy G-esus
This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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Week Twelve Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Dynasty Fantasy Football Week 12 2021 Rookie Review
Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
Read More Week 12 Fantasy Football Cut List: Dying on this Tanne Hill
We’re through eleven weeks, and at this point, a lot of fantasy players have had two or three distinct seasons. But, if you’re here, you know what you need: a …
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Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Jonathan Taylor the #1 Overall Pick in 2022?
I’ve kicked around the idea of writing this article for a few weeks now. Actually, since Jonathan Taylor beat the brakes off the Jets. So, I guess for about two …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Cam Newton a Must Start Quarterback Going Forward?
Cam Newton made his triumphant return to Carolina in week ten. He scored two touchdowns, screamed “I’M BACK” at the cameras, and was able to smirk and say that he …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA “You Can’t Say [Edit Noise]?”
Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 11’s games and figure out if anybody on Thursday Night Football matters for fantasy football We will …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is The Javonte Williams Breakout Coming In 2021?
Recent fantasy football history provides us with ample instances of patience with rookie running backs rewarding managers. Just one season ago, two rookies (Jonathan Taylor of the Colts and J.K. …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends Week 11: The Good DArnold
We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading this, then congratulations on …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs Week 11: All About the Benjamins
We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading this, then congratulations on …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Start or Sit Week 11: Cam Newton, Michael Carter, Rashod Bateman
Can you believe it’s already Week 11? The “biggest season ever” is flying by. How did the Sclars stack up in Week 10? We both picked Hurts over Ryan and …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers Week 11: The Cult of the Sun God
We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading this, then congratulations on …
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Fantasy Football Week 11 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Keep Pounding… the Waiver Wire!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Rankings!
Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 11 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks Week 11: He’s Back
We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season and into week eleven, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading …
Read More Dynasty Fantasy Football Week 11 2021 Rookie Review
Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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Week 11 Fantasy Football Cut List: Matt Flyin’ Away
We are officially over two-thirds of the way done with the fantasy football regular season. If you’re still worried about your roster moves, kudos! It means that you’ve mad shrewd …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …
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Week 11 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can We Exhale About Antonio Gibson?
The Washington Football Team just came out of their bye week. With it, they had a renewed sense of purpose, offing the reigning champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers this week. Their …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 10 Preview AKA “Perhaps you Recognize Me, It’s Your Favorite Podcast”
Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 10’s games and figure out what exactly went wrong on Thursday Night Football. We will be back …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Start or Sit Week 10: Jalen Hurts, Brandon Aiyuk, Pat Freiermuth
There comes a time in each football season when fantasy players begin to question not just the value of their rosters, but also their worth as a manager. That time …
Read More Week 10 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Just How Good is Pat Freiermuth?
Despite the slow start to the season, production is really picking up for this rookie tight end. So much so, in fact, that since Week 6 he is the TE3 …
Read More Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 10 Rankings!
Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 10 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends Week 10: Friered Big MACs
A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers Week 10: Bateman is Great, Man
A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs Week 10: Gios, Enos, and Who Knows
A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks Week 10: I Fought TLaw, and TLaw Won
A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Best NFL Gambling Tips for Week 10
Welcome back, folks. Sorry about my absence last week. I got myself a bad case of gout. For a certain segment of the gambling public, you might know this as …
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San Francisco 49ers, Sorry For Your Loss!
The ninth week of our fine NFL season dropped some real knowledge on us fans and even coaches. As we cross into the second half of the season, there’s no …
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Week 10 Fantasy Football Cut List: Laviska Shenot on Rosters Anymore
Week nine was an absolute mess for a lot of our fantasy football teams… unless you had James Conner or Jonathan Taylor. So, it makes sense to add everybody to …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can We Trust Dan Arnold?
The Jacksonville Jaguars traded for tight end Dan Arnold on a short week, getting him just two targets in a Thursday Night Football loss to Tennessee. After that point, however, …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 9 Preview AKA “The Cancel Culture Casket”
Jeff and Walker take a look forward at week 9’s games and a figure out what exactly is going wrong with Zach Wilson in New York. We will be …
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Week Nine Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Immunized From Bad Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Start or Sit Week 9: Ryan Tannehill, James Conner, Van Jefferson
Regardless of how your fantasy season is going, it has to feel better than losing a fake football competition to your wife. Erin and I both picked up two points …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 9 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 9 Sleeper Tight Ends: TE-ing Up Loose Ends
While the player-pocalypse hit QB (Jameis Winston), WR (Calvin Ridley, Odell Beckham, Henry Ruggs & Michael Thomas), and RB (Derrick Henry), TE was relatively unscathed. We lost Robert Tonyan for …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 9 Sleeper Wide Receivers: Shooting the Mooney
With the Calvin Ridley announcement that he is going to step away from football, and with the Michael Thomas announcement that he can’t really step well enough to play football, …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 9 Sleeper Running Backs: Fly, Eagles, Fly
Did it hurt? When you bid 50% of your FAB on 36-year-old Adrian Peterson? Did you cry, when you dropped Derrick Henry? The Big Dog, King Henry will likely miss …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 9 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Dying on this (Taysom) Hill
Well, week eight hurt and the hits kept on coming this week. We lost Jameis Winston to a torn ACL last week, and we lost Aaron Rodgers to COVID-19 this …
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Washington Football Team, Sorry For Your Loss!
Don’t blink now, we’re about halfway done with this NFL season. Now, that’s technically speaking. On so many other levels, the next nine games for many teams are just auditions …
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Absurdity Check: Have We Seen the Jamal Agnew Story Before?
“WHO IS THIS GUY!?! I THOUGHT HE JUST PLAYED SPECIAL TEAMS!?!” Go ahead and take a guess: Which Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver leads the team in targets, receptions, and is …
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Week 9 Fantasy Football Cut List: Matty Iced
If you’re reading this, congratulations! Week eight is in the books, which means that it’s week nine, and we are over halfway done with the fantasy football season. It feels …
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Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Derrick Henry to Miss 6-10 Weeks
Mike Vrabel announced Monday that Tennessee Titans’ stud running back Derrick Henry will likely miss the rest of the season. Henry suffered a foot injury that will put him out …
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Calvin Ridley Steps Away From Atlanta Falcons
For the second time this season, Calvin Ridley was a surprise scratch dealing with “personal issues,” on Sunday. This time, however, he announced that he would be stepping away from …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 8 Preview & TNF Review AKA Everybody (Jalen) Hurts
The boys take a look forward at week 8’s games and a look back at a not-at-all frustrating Thursday Night Football before screaming at each other about Jalen Hurts! …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 8 Sleeper Tight Ends: Sweeney Tom, The Demon TE of Orchard Park
Welcome back after the byepocalypse in which I nailed my CJ Uzomah take last week (TE1 in week seven). Now that the byepocalypse is behind us, we shouldn’t be as …
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The byepocalypse is in the rearview mirror, and with it, any desperation starts at running back. If you have a Ravens’ running back, welcome (and I’m sorry). If you have …
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Dynasty Fantasy Football Week 7 2021 Rookie Review
Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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Fantasy Football Start or Sit Week 8: Kenneth Gainwell, Jerry Jeudy, Cole Beasley
Are you frightened by your week 8 fantasy options? Are your playoff chances looking ghastly? Erin and I are going to do our devilish best to make your fantasy team …
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Absurdity Check: Just How Good is Khalil Herbert?
“WHOA!!! A ROOKIE RUNNING BACK GOIN’ OFF ON THE BUCS DEFENSE!?! WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY!?!” I will freely admit that I am surprised at what took place on …
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Football rules everything. It’s a 12 month per year sport. It’s a lifestyle. Fandom is hardcore to the point of toxic. Cities wear their football teams as a badge of …
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Week Eight Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Scream Streams!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 8 Rankings
Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 8 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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The Baltimore Ravens were supposed to have J.K. Dobbins, Gus Edwards, and Justice Hill this season. Fate intervened, and we ended up with Latavius Murray, Devonta Freeman, Le’Veon Bell and …
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Through his first 11 starts, Jalen Hurts does not have an inspiring passing line. He also seems to be the King of Garbage Time, pulling out last-second heroics to get …
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Well, it’s finally here. The week seven byepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the …
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Well, it’s finally here. The week seven byepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the …
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Most people would consider the Dallas Cowboys versus New England Patriots Sunday Night Football game a classic. It was thrilling in a “bar game” kind of way. Bar games are …
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Read More Week Seven Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Dream Streams!
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Well, it’s finally here. The week seven byepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the …
Read More Fantasy Football Start or Sit Week 7: Tua Tagovailoa, Khalil Herbert, Darnell Mooney
Last week, Erin hit on Joe Burrow, we both missed on Gaskin (what in the world happened there??), we both hit on Woods, and we both fell victim to the …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 7 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season. Click here to join our Discord. You can find our Beersheets merchandise here. Please subscribe on Stitcher, iHeartRadio, …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 7 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …
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We’re now six weeks through the NFL season, and the time for patience is over. It’s doubly over now that we hit the bye weeks, and roster spots are suddenly …
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Through the first five weeks of the season, it seems as though Mike Williams usurped Keenan Allen as the top wide receiver in Los Angeles. Because of this, people have …
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Through the first four weeks of the season, we were riding high on Sam Darnold. The most recent release from the Adam Gase Penitentiary for the Criminally Terrible at Football …
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Mike, Walker and Jeff preview week six of the NFL season and review the last Zach Ertz game on the Eagles on Thursday Night Football. We will be back …
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Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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SCOREBOARD!!! Let’s begin with a Week 5 recap. For QBs, Erin and I chose between Sam Darnold (Erin’s pick) and Daniel Jones (my pick). It turns out you shouldn’t have …
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Week Six Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: London Fog and Jacksonville Smog
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 6 Sleeper Tight Ends: Order up a Big MAC
The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month, since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 6 Sleeper Wide Receivers: Praise Be to the Sun God
The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 6 Sleeper Running Backs: Return of the Mack?
The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 6 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Cracking Open a Heinicke
The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
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Jon Gruden resigned from his position as Raiders coach on Monday night in light of a seemingly never-ending barrage of emails that managed to be offensive to nearly everyone. Whether …
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Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …
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The NFL has five weeks in the books, and it’s time to start clearing the cobwebs out of your roster to make room for the new hotness and the bye …
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Through five games of the 2021 NFL season, we have a definitive answer to a situation that we wanted to get sorted out before leaning into it this season: Dalton …
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Most of NFL’s week five is in the books, with Baltimore and Indianapolis set to square off tonight on Monday Night Football. There have been some ups and some downs …
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Mike and Jeff preview week five of the NFL season and review THE DOUBLE PUNT GAME of Seattle and Los Angeles on Thursday Night Football. We will be back …
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Starting around week five, sleepers start to get really weird. 0-4 teams have abandoned the season and the better teams aren’t scouring the waiver wire yet. It’s a nice little …
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I am going to level with you. This is a truly godawful week for streaming or sleeper running backs. All the good matchups are going to the top guys, and …
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I’ve already hit the point in the season where I hate watching football. It happens, right? Nobody outside of the greater Indianapolis and Miami-Dade county area gave a damn about …
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I have to talk about bingo this week, as it was one of the highlights of my weekend. Last year, I came up with a fun, little bingo game as …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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The Shanahan-anan Trey Sermon come on down! You are this week’s winner in Kyle Shanahan’s Bingo Bonanza (Trademark pending). Our boy Trey may be onto something, he took the lead …
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Starting around week five, sleepers start to get really weird. 0-4 teams have abandoned the season and the better teams aren’t scouring the waiver wire yet. It’s a nice little …
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Starting around week five, sleepers start to get really weird. 0-4 teams have abandoned the season and the better teams aren’t scouring the waiver wire yet. It’s a nice little …
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We’re four weeks into the NFL schedule, and we know what teams are right now. Or… do we? A lot of teams, and players sit in limbo after the first …
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Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …
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The NFL season put (most) of week four in the books, and usually, we get to talk about how we are 25% of the way done with the year. But, …
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Walker, Mike and Jeff preview week four of the NFL season and review Cincinnati versus Jacksonville on Thursday Night Preview. We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for …
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Karl Leslie returns with the week four edition of the Running Back Review, looking at some potential under-the-radar information on the most frustrating position in all of fantasy sports.
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The tight end position is difficult for fantasy football. After all, Kyle Pitts is [exhale emoji] BUILT DIFFERENT [exhale emoji] and he can’t escape Matt Ryan’s spin cycle (he’s washed) …
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Now that the first game of the week four season is in the books, and we got to watch the last two #1 overall quarterbacks duke it out on Thursday …
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How are you feeling about your running backs after three weeks? Did you go robust running back, and are you staring at a dead Christian McCaffrey, a broken Antonio Gibson, …
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Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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Week Four Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: REMEMBER THE TITANS?
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Hello, all you football floozies and absurdity junkies. This is the part where we revisit last week’s picks and update the season-long scoreboard. In Week 3, Erin and I both …
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We’re into the fourth week of the 2021 NFL season, and things are starting to shake apart at the seams. As the old adage goes, “if you have two quarterbacks, …
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tThe Chiefs are 1-10 in their last 11 games against the spread. I say that to say this: football doesn’t make sense in small sample sizes. It is irrational, infuriating, …
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Week three of the NFL season finished with some key wins that helped shape a lot of key races in the league. The NFL treated us to an AFC South …
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[Co-Authors: Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Joshua H., Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach] It’s that time of the year! Well, actually, it’s …
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Who to Cut For Fantasy Football Week 4: It’s Time to Let Go
It’s hard to let go. But, as Frozen taught us, sometimes you have to Let it Go. I don’t know the context of that, I haven’t seen Frozen. Maybe it …
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Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …
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We are three games into the NFL season (well 30 teams are, anyway). And as of writing this, Derek Carr averages the ninth-most fantasy points per game. What is leading …
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The Jacksonville Jaguars pass game caused untold arguments this offseason among the fantasy football cognoscenti. Some backed D.J. Chark, some backed Marvin Jones Jr. (raises hand), and others backed Laviska …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 3 Sleeper Running Backs: Okay, Maybe Believe His Lies
The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 3 Sleeper Running Backs: Kenny Gains Well
The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 3
Gambling is, for most of us, very stupid. I think most of us can agree on it, and if you can’t, you fall into one of two categories. Either you …
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Absurdity Check: Is it Time to Panic About Ezekiel Elliott?
“I’M LOSING IT!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN’ ON?!” Jeezaloo! Count slooowly backward from 20, find your comfy sweatpants/pajama pants/what have you and fix up a cup of tea. You …
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Fantasy Football Start or Sit Week 3: Justin Fields, Marquise Brown, Tyler Higbee?
We’ve made it to Week 3, and I’m happy to report that we have a Bryan vs. Erin scoreboard update. I’m unhappy to report that I find myself in a …
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Week Three Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Defending the Indefensible!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 3 Sleeper Wide Receivers: Ready for Takeoff
The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 3 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Justin-Bear-y Fields Forever
The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
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The Heinicke effectRunning back J.D. McKissic’s role on the Washington Football Team took a drastic turn this week and I think a large part of that is Ron Rivera’s game-planning …
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[Co-written by Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Tony Martin, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach (just Zach)] No, these aren’t team names …
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Week two is in the books, and after the first couple of go-rounds, the NFL, and fantasy football just feels… weird. It feels off. Half the starting QBs are new, …
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Week two is in the books, and I haven’t watched a lick of it outside of Thursday Night Football and the Monday Night Football game on my television while I …
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Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 2 Sleeper Tight End List
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 2 Sleeper Wide Receiver List
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
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Week Two Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Can We Find A League Winner?
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 2 Sleeper Running Back List
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
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Writers note: The comedy world lost an icon this week with the passing of Norm Macdonald. I wrote about him and some of my favorite bits of his here. A short …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 2 Sleeper Quarterback List
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
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With this weekly column, I hope to focus on running back news and break down the position as the NFL fantasy football season progresses. Week one gifted us with pure …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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We’re through fantasy football week one, and it’s time to get the new hotness off the waiver wire. Can I interest you in a nice Elijah Mitchell? Or maybe a …
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Unheralded 49ers running back comes out of nowhere to kick the door down on the league, and fantasy football prognosticators tell you to drop 30%-40% of your budget on them. …
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Dirty 2021 Fantasy Football Team Names
[Co-authored by: Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, JB, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Tony Martin, Amanda Rez, Rowan, Bryan Sclar, Zach] I know what you think: …
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Every offseason, the fantasy football cognoscenti find certain flexion points for incessant arguments, all offseason long. This offseason, it was Joe Mixon (as always), but also Kyle Pitts. The rookie …
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Evan, Mike and Jeff simulcast their first twitch episode wherein they preview week one if the NFL season and review Thursday Night Football Week One! We will be back …
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In the immortal words of Killer Mike, as heard on the opening track to 2020’s RTJ4, we are back at it like a crack addict. For those of you familiar …
Read More 2021 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleeper Tight Ends
It’s fantasy football week one! Welcome, we’ve made it through the long, dark offseason and we are ready to set our lineups for week one. Not every team is perfect …
Read More 2021 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleeper Running Backs
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2021 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleeper Wide Receivers
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Read More 2021 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks
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Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
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Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
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Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
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There’s an idea in a lot of fantasy football circles that weapon versatility is paramount. After all, rushing running backs with some receiving chops? That’s the sweet spot, especially with …
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To make a long story extremely short, the tight end middle class is dead. Should you want a longer explanation of what that entails, following the previous link is an …
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Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 10 through 12
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Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 7 through 9
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Read More Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 4 through 6
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I’m Putting the `Fantasy’ Back in Fantasy Football
I’m going to say something that sounds crazy, and you are going to say, “you’re a liar!” Then I’m going to say, “no really, it’s true!” Then you’re going to …
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Every year, Evan Hoovler does the hard work for our fantasy football salary cap draft ranks. I come in over the top and have a fun little laugh and create …
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Yesterday, I took a look at my “don’ts” for my fantasy football drafts. Today, I take a look at my “Dos” for fantasy football drafts. These are some rules I’ve …
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Every year, it seems like all drafting just comes down to executing a series of rules for your drafts in order to find fantasy football glory. With that in mind, …
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A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop off in talent there; you start …
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Wide Receiver Tiers for 2021 Fantasy Football Drafts
A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop-off in talent there; you start to …
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A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop-off in talent there; you start to …
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A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop-off in talent there; you start to …
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I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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Now that we’ve finished our 2021 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper tight ends. This is my …
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