2021 Daniel Jones Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Evan Engram Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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2021 Kenny Golladay Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Saquon Barkley Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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New York Giants 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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New York Giants 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The New York Giants almost made the playoffs in 2020! Granted, this is because they played in the NFC East, but still. They almost made the playoffs! The New York …
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Atlanta Falcons / Comedy / Denver Broncos / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / New York Giants / News Satire
2021 NFL Schedule TV Show Peaks Broadcasting Greatness
The moon landing… The Nixon-Kennedy debate… that thing when Geraldo went into a mental hospital and found dozens of naked, fecal-caked inmates. Monumental moments in broadcasting. This pantheon of greatness …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2021 NFL Draft Round One
The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC East
The NFC East was the worst division in football in 2020, and it wasn’t even close. There was a point in mid-October where it was mathematically possible that a five-win …
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2021 NFL Mock Draft: Our Experts Have 32 Quarterbacks Going in First Round
We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
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Kenny Golladay Signs With New York Giants: Fantasy Football Fallout
Kenny Golladay took his talents to The Big Apple this free agency period. The former Lion signed a four-year, $72 million contract ($40 million guaranteed) with the New York Giants. …
Read More New York Giants Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
The New York Giants almost made the playoffs in 2020. Unfortunately, that says more about the NFC East than anything else. If the Eagles defeated Washington, then the Giants’ week …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / New York Giants / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tight End
Start or Sit Eric Ebron, Evan Engram, or Tyler Higbee in Fantasy Football Week 15?
It’s week fifteen and now we’re playing for all the marbles. It’s do or die time. Win and you’re in. So you can’t afford any mistakes. Unfortunately for you, all …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / New England Patriots / New York Giants / Running Back / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Cam Akers, Wayne Gallman, or James White in Fantasy Football Week 13?
It’s week thirteen, which means that for most of us, it’s the end of the fantasy football regular season. Note that I am writing this on Tuesday before week twelve …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / New York Giants / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 12: I Can See… the FUTURE!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t …
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Start or Sit Austin Hooper, Dallas Goedert, or Evan Engram in Fantasy Football Week 10?
There is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
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2020 Week 10 Advice / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 10: Bienvenidos a Miami
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 7: NFC Least
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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2020 Week 5 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Robby Anderson, Darius Slayton, or Justin Jefferson in Fantasy Football Week 5?
It is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
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2020 Week 5 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / New England Patriots / New York Giants / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Sleeper Wide Receivers Fantasy Football Week 5: Golden Tate of Mind
Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
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2020 Week 3 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / New York Giants / Running Back / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Mike Davis, Devonta Freeman, or Joshua Kelley in Fantasy Football Week 3?
The week three waiver wire has run, and you won the lottery! You snagged Mike Davis and Devonta Freeman! Thanks to your favorite website, FootballAbsurdity.com, you already had Joshua Kelley …
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New York Giants, Sorry For Your Loss: Lost Season State of Mind
Week 2 in the NFL was a rough one. Whether you’re a fantasy football player or just a good old fashioned fan, it was tough to watch. So many players …
Read More New York Giants Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
It’s a new era in New York for the New York Giants. Eli Manning and Pat Shurmur are gone, and that means it’s time for the Daniel Jones Show featuring …
Read More 2020 Evan Engram Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Sterling Shepard Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Saquon Barkley Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 New York Giants Mock Draft: Let’s Plug This Dam
Someone has to win the NFC East. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be the New York Giants. With that goal in mind, we set …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / New York Giants / NFL Draft 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Football Team
2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: NFC East
We’ve gotten through the NFC West and NFC North NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlists. Now, it’s time to take a look at the division we get way too much of …
Read More Fantasy Football 2020: Pre-Free Agency QB Sleepers
The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
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New York Giants Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
The New York Giants moved on from Eli Manning this season and ushered in the Daniel Jones Era. It had a… bumpy start. However, the return of Evan Engram, and …
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Carolina Panthers / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Football / New York Giants / NFL / Washington Football Team
Black Monday 2019: New Coaches For Bad Teams
Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …
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Absurdity Check / Arizona Cardinals / Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / New Orleans Saints / New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Absurdity Report: NFL Funniest Memes, Videos, Moments of Week 16
Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Quarterback Sleepers Week 15: ELIte
First of all, huge congratulations to the fantasy football community for wising up and removing Ryan Tannehill (47% owned last week, up to 58%) from this QB sleepers list. Congratulations, …
Read More Fantasy Football 2019 / New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14?
Should I Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Fantasy Football Playoff Quarterback Matchup Rankings
The fantasy football playoffs are almost here, and it’s time to start looking ahead to who you can trust in the most important time of the year. Below, Football Absurdity …
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Defense / Fantasy Football 2019 / Green Bay Packers / New York Giants / New York Jets / Sleepers / streamer / Waiver Wire / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Ten Defense Streamers for Fantasy Football: The Cat’s Out Of The Bag
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Buffalo Bills / Carolina Panthers / Chicago Bears / Denver Broncos / Detroit Lions / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Ten Fantasy Football Trade Targets
What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 7 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Seven QB Sleepers – Droppin’ Dimes
We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 4 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
Read More 2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: New York Giants
July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Eli Manning Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Evan Engram Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: New York Giants
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2019 Fantasy Football Saquon Barkley Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Arizona Cardinals / Baltimore Ravens / Denver Broncos / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / New England Patriots / New York Giants / NFL Draft 2019 / Washington Football Team
Fantasy Football Fallout: 2019 NFL Draft Round One
The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
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NFL Draft: New York Giants Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Saquon Barkley, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Evan Engram, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: OL, WR, QB The Giants traded their …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Start or Sit / Tight End
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Engram, Rudolph, or Cook?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, or Jared Cook? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans / New York Giants / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Sanu, Coutee, or Shepard?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mohamed Sanu, Keke Coutee, or Sterling Shepard? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mayfield, Mullens, or Manning?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers
Week 11 QB Sleepers – Dak Attack!
Week 11 QB Sleepers Every week, we highlight QB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
Read More Arizona Cardinals / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Manning, Prescott, or Rosen?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Eli Manning, Dak Prescott, or Josh Rosen? Week 11 is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Carolina Panthers / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Landry, Funchess, or Shepard?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or Sterling Shepard? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Eagles at Giants
The New York Giants hosted the Philadelphia Eagles on Thursday Night Football. Close your eyes, imagine how it went. That’s exactly how it went. The Giants almost fumbled on the …
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Start or Sit Sterling Shepard in Fantasy Football Week Four?
Start or Sit Sterling Shepard? Through three weeks, fantasy football wide receivers are certainly going as we all expected. JuJu Smith-Schuster leads the Steelers in receiving yards. Michael Thomas has …
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2018 Fantasy Football Evan Engram Player Profile
If you love to bank on tight ends with unsustainable rookie production, then this fantasy football Evan Engram player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: New York Giants
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: New York Giants
The New York Giants were a top-to-bottom dumpster fire last season. The only team to lose to the Jimmy G-less 49ers last year ended up with the second overall pick. …
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2018 Fantasy Football Eli Manning Player Profile
If what you need from your quarterback is elite play, then this fantasy football Eli Manning player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Predictions / Tom Brady / Washington Football Team
30 Team Parlay: NFC East Over/Under For 2018 NFL Season
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …
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Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / State of the Division / Washington Football Team
State of the Division: The NFC East
The NFC East is the home of the 2017 NFL champions, the Philadelphia Eagles. They didn’t stop there, and the rest of the division certainly followed suit in making a …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: New York Giants (The Island Ranger)
Island Rangers have a noble sense of duty… at least more than the rest of us slackers. They are loyal to a fault, and they love sharing successes with friends. …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The New York Giants
The New York Giants have (mostly) cleaned house, getting rid of out of touch 1980s movie gym coach Ben McAdoo, and scion of the Reese’s Peanut Butter fortune, Jerry Reese. …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Sterling Shepard in Week Fourteen?
It’s weird to think about it this way, but Sterling Shepard and Eli Manning haven’t played in a game together in nearly a month. Thanks to Shepard’s migraines and Eli’s …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Sterling Shepard in Week Eleven?
[UPDATE: Scratch everything below. Shepard was a late add to the injury report with migraines and was made inactive Sunday. Try one of these guys, instead?] The New York Giants spent …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Eli Manning in Week Ten?
First and foremost, please don’t misconstrue me saying Eli Manning is a good play as Eli Manning is a good fantasy football quarterback. Sure, he’ll always have a place in …
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Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / San Francisco 49ers / Washington Football Team
Well, Now What? Top Five Kirk Cousins Suitors in the Wake of the Jimmy Garoppolo Trade
The San Francisco 49ers broke the cardinal rule of smart NFL decision-making, which is, “do not trade with the New England Patriots.” They swapped the likely #33 or #34 pick …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Evan Engram in Week Six?
A swift and brutal devastation burned through the Giants receiving corps last week, topped only by California’s wildfires. Brandon Marshall & Odell Beckham Jr. are out for the season, and …
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Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Six Trade Targets
We are five weeks into the fantasy football season, or as some men call it, the crucible. Some teams are forged into hardened steel. Other teams have found their line-ups …
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Dallas Cowboys / Football / New York Giants / NFC / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Power Rankings / Teams / Washington Football Team
NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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AFC / AFC East / AFC South / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football / Football / Indianapolis Colts / New England Patriots / New York Giants / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / Tennessee Titans / Weekly Recap
Week Three Recap: And Everyone In Fantasy Football Breathed A Little Easier
The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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AFC / AFC North / Comedy / Fantasy Football / fantasy football trades / New York Giants / NFC / NFC East / NFC South / Pittsburgh Steelers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Washington Football Team
Fantasy Football Trade: Week Three Trade Targets
We are two weeks into the fantasy football season, and we are starting to get an idea of which players are going to be more valuable than others. If you’ve …
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AFC / AFC North / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football / Los Angeles Rams / New York Giants / NFC / NFC East / NFC West / Waiver Wire
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Is This The Year Rookie Tight Ends Are Good?
We are two weeks into the football season and you hate tight ends, as you should. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another man’s waiver wire opportunity. So …
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New York Giants 2017 Fantasy Football Preview
The New York Giants last season had only one player worth playing, and that was super phenom Odell Beckham, Jr. This is with good reason, as the Giants ran 25 …
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