Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The New York Giants are a team in transition and a team without an identity. Stud running back Saquon Barkley’s threatening to go the way of Todd Gurley (injuries sapping …
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Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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The New York Giants are currently at the middle of what might be the biggest controversy to sweep the NFL this side of Colin Kaepernick. They’re accused of turning former …
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Eleven weeks ago, we all had an idea of how the NFL season was going to go. The scheduling committee celebrated Tom Brady’s latest championship ring by handing him a …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The New York Giants almost made the playoffs in 2020! Granted, this is because they played in the NFC East, but still. They almost made the playoffs! The New York …
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The moon landing… The Nixon-Kennedy debate… that thing when Geraldo went into a mental hospital and found dozens of naked, fecal-caked inmates. Monumental moments in broadcasting. This pantheon of greatness …
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The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
Read More The NFC East was the worst division in football in 2020, and it wasn’t even close. There was a point in mid-October where it was mathematically possible that a five-win …
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We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
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Kenny Golladay took his talents to The Big Apple this free agency period. The former Lion signed a four-year, $72 million contract ($40 million guaranteed) with the New York Giants. …
Read More The New York Giants almost made the playoffs in 2020. Unfortunately, that says more about the NFC East than anything else. If the Eagles defeated Washington, then the Giants’ week …
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It’s week fifteen and now we’re playing for all the marbles. It’s do or die time. Win and you’re in. So you can’t afford any mistakes. Unfortunately for you, all …
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It’s week thirteen, which means that for most of us, it’s the end of the fantasy football regular season. Note that I am writing this on Tuesday before week twelve …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t …
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There is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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It is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
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Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
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The week three waiver wire has run, and you won the lottery! You snagged Mike Davis and Devonta Freeman! Thanks to your favorite website, FootballAbsurdity.com, you already had Joshua Kelley …
Read More Week 2 in the NFL was a rough one. Whether you’re a fantasy football player or just a good old fashioned fan, it was tough to watch. So many players …
Read More It’s a new era in New York for the New York Giants. Eli Manning and Pat Shurmur are gone, and that means it’s time for the Daniel Jones Show featuring …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Someone has to win the NFC East. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be the New York Giants. With that goal in mind, we set …
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We’ve gotten through the NFC West and NFC North NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlists. Now, it’s time to take a look at the division we get way too much of …
Read More The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
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The New York Giants moved on from Eli Manning this season and ushered in the Daniel Jones Era. It had a… bumpy start. However, the return of Evan Engram, and …
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Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …
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Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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First of all, huge congratulations to the fantasy football community for wising up and removing Ryan Tannehill (47% owned last week, up to 58%) from this QB sleepers list. Congratulations, …
Read More Should I Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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The fantasy football playoffs are almost here, and it’s time to start looking ahead to who you can trust in the most important time of the year. Below, Football Absurdity …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
Read More July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Saquon Barkley, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Evan Engram, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: OL, WR, QB The Giants traded their …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, or Jared Cook? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mohamed Sanu, Keke Coutee, or Sterling Shepard? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Week 11 QB Sleepers Every week, we highlight QB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Eli Manning, Dak Prescott, or Josh Rosen? Week 11 is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or Sterling Shepard? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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The New York Giants hosted the Philadelphia Eagles on Thursday Night Football. Close your eyes, imagine how it went. That’s exactly how it went. The Giants almost fumbled on the …
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Start or Sit Sterling Shepard? Through three weeks, fantasy football wide receivers are certainly going as we all expected. JuJu Smith-Schuster leads the Steelers in receiving yards. Michael Thomas has …
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If you love to bank on tight ends with unsustainable rookie production, then this fantasy football Evan Engram player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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The New York Giants were a top-to-bottom dumpster fire last season. The only team to lose to the Jimmy G-less 49ers last year ended up with the second overall pick. …
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If what you need from your quarterback is elite play, then this fantasy football Eli Manning player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …
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The NFC East is the home of the 2017 NFL champions, the Philadelphia Eagles. They didn’t stop there, and the rest of the division certainly followed suit in making a …
Read MoreIsland Rangers have a noble sense of duty… at least more than the rest of us slackers. They are loyal to a fault, and they love sharing successes with friends. …
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The New York Giants have (mostly) cleaned house, getting rid of out of touch 1980s movie gym coach Ben McAdoo, and scion of the Reese’s Peanut Butter fortune, Jerry Reese. …
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It’s weird to think about it this way, but Sterling Shepard and Eli Manning haven’t played in a game together in nearly a month. Thanks to Shepard’s migraines and Eli’s …
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[UPDATE: Scratch everything below. Shepard was a late add to the injury report with migraines and was made inactive Sunday. Try one of these guys, instead?] The New York Giants spent …
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First and foremost, please don’t misconstrue me saying Eli Manning is a good play as Eli Manning is a good fantasy football quarterback. Sure, he’ll always have a place in …
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The San Francisco 49ers broke the cardinal rule of smart NFL decision-making, which is, “do not trade with the New England Patriots.” They swapped the likely #33 or #34 pick …
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A swift and brutal devastation burned through the Giants receiving corps last week, topped only by California’s wildfires. Brandon Marshall & Odell Beckham Jr. are out for the season, and …
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We are five weeks into the fantasy football season, or as some men call it, the crucible. Some teams are forged into hardened steel. Other teams have found their line-ups …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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We are two weeks into the fantasy football season, and we are starting to get an idea of which players are going to be more valuable than others. If you’ve …
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We are two weeks into the football season and you hate tight ends, as you should. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another man’s waiver wire opportunity. So …
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The New York Giants last season had only one player worth playing, and that was super phenom Odell Beckham, Jr. This is with good reason, as the Giants ran 25 …
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