If you’re like me, when you’re not fishing cigarettes out of the ashtray sand, you’re inside the bar drinking. But we can’t be smoking other people’s discarded butts anymore, unfortunately, due to Covid-19. We can still drink, however, which is something a sizeable portion of the country will be doing once election results roll in. So we distilled the best booze-related fantasy football team names we could into this handy list. Be safe! Don’t get drunk and do something ridiculously dangerous, like flexing a tight end.
Booze Fantasy Football Team Names
Ben and Tuanic
Sha-Kenyan, not Sterlinged
TrubWhiskey on the Locks
Trey Goose VodKamara
Nothing goes together like the oddly-specific pairing of boozy team names and Fan Duel! That link lets them know we sent you! It also gets you $5 bonus cash to play with if you make a deposit.
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