You slot in the surehanded Vikings defense. However, before the game, tragedy strikes as a formerly-frozen Viking tribe thaws in a Minnesota lake and runs amok. Out of sensitivity, the Vikings elect not to field a defense. You could have avoided this had you simply Googled, “Minnesota science news” while setting your lineup.
Time for the brutally arbitrary position known as “kicker.” There’s kicker A and B, but seriously just go flip a coin.