Greetings, humans (and that NFL articles bot, you know whom you are!)
So there’s this website, nflinsidenews. WARNING: If you go there, say no to every single popup. They copy-paste articles from other sites with NFL articles, illegally. To avoid detection, a bot goes in and changes a bunch of words to synonyms.
That doesn’t work with football!
Instead of issuing a DMCA for them to shut it down, I’ve decided to work with our inevitable bot overlords. So I went in and found the 10 funniest phrases. These were once well-written sentences from real writers. But now they have been mangled by synonym bot to a hilarious degree:
The Dallas Cowboys are set in any respect the fantasy football-eligible positions, so it shouldn’t shock you that not solely did they solely take one man, however they didn’t take him till the fifth spherical.
Buffalo Payments coach Sean McDermott.
However the query for fantasy soccer is how a lot? The reply is… not a lot!
Every participant has additionally determined to put on a single digit quantity as effectively, however this might change by the beginning of the common season
Did you obtain every other gives?
He has began a complete of 18 video games since 2018, together with 11 final yr at proper deal with.
I already informed them that no matter they want me to do so far as particular groups to play immediately, no matter it’s.
Seattle Seahawks followers are very acquainted with what followers of the Inexperienced Bay Packers are at present going via with quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
As a rookie final 12 months the accidents actually advised the story for Josh Uche.
The Jets will look rather a lot completely different than the final time they performed a sport in London.
Tune in the next few Fridays, where I’ll be taking apart this bafflingly comedic Internet happening.
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