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Week 14 FAAB: A FAAB Mom’s Christmas

December 5, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Week 14 FAAB is here! Don’t forget to check how much FAAB your playoff opponents have, and see if you can leave yourself juuuust a little more than they have. …

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Week 13 FAAB advice
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My Big Fat FAABulous Life – Week 13 FAAB Advice

November 28, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

This week 13 FAAB advice comes with a small, all-caps disclaimer: SPEND YOUR FAAB ALREADY, WHAT ARE YOU SAVING IT FOR?!? 

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FAAB and the Furious: Week 12 FAAB Advice

November 21, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

As it has been in previous weeks, this week 12 FAAB is optimized for half-point PPR. As always, if you don’t see a guy on this list, he is either …

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FAAB Week 11: Just the FAAB’s, Ma’am

November 14, 2017November 14, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

We’ve changed things up for FAAB week 11: All the potential waiver wire steals are listed. If you don’t see a player here, he is either owned in too many …

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Week 10 FAAB
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Week 10 FAABsolutely FAABuous Football FAABsurdity: I’m so depressed

November 7, 2017 - by Robert Monroe - Leave a Comment

People have asked me about the week 10 FAAB recommendations, even though my wife is still dead, by the way.  

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FAAB / Fantasy Football / Halloween

Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous: Forced Halloween Metaphors for Week 9 FAAB

October 31, 2017October 7, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

When you calculate your week 9 FAAB, you want to sort your waiver wire targets based on which of three monsters they are. Yes, this is a longstanding and peer-reviewed …

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Comedy / FAAB

Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous Orphan Charity Drive

October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Hi, I’m Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s features writer, FAAB analyst, and primary embezzler. Although our mission is to put the fun back into the glorious hobby of fantasy football, I’ve …

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Comedy / Jacksonville Jaguars / News Satire

Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags

October 22, 2021 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …

Jalen Hurts Looking Forward to Mentoring Eagles’ 2022 First Round QB Pick

October 15, 2021

Geno Smith WILL Be the NFL MVP

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021

Denver Broncos John Elway

Denver Broncos, Sorry For Your Loss!

October 6, 2021October 13, 2021

Jags Brass Solves Urban Meyer Issue

October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

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