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Week 14 FAAB: A FAAB Mom’s Christmas

December 5, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Week 14 FAAB is here! Don’t forget to check how much FAAB your playoff opponents have, and see if you can leave yourself juuuust a little more than they have. …

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Week 13 FAAB advice
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My Big Fat FAABulous Life – Week 13 FAAB Advice

November 28, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

This week 13 FAAB advice comes with a small, all-caps disclaimer: SPEND YOUR FAAB ALREADY, WHAT ARE YOU SAVING IT FOR?!? 

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FAAB and the Furious: Week 12 FAAB Advice

November 21, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

As it has been in previous weeks, this week 12 FAAB is optimized for half-point PPR. As always, if you don’t see a guy on this list, he is either …

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FAAB Week 11: Just the FAAB’s, Ma’am

November 14, 2017November 14, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

We’ve changed things up for FAAB week 11: All the potential waiver wire steals are listed. If you don’t see a player here, he is either owned in too many …

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Week 10 FAAB
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Week 10 FAABsolutely FAABuous Football FAABsurdity: I’m so depressed

November 7, 2017 - by Robert Monroe - Leave a Comment

People have asked me about the week 10 FAAB recommendations, even though my wife is still dead, by the way.  

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FAAB / Fantasy Football / Halloween

Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous: Forced Halloween Metaphors for Week 9 FAAB

October 31, 2017October 7, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

When you calculate your week 9 FAAB, you want to sort your waiver wire targets based on which of three monsters they are. Yes, this is a longstanding and peer-reviewed …

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Comedy / FAAB

Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous Orphan Charity Drive

October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Hi, I’m Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s features writer, FAAB analyst, and primary embezzler. Although our mission is to put the fun back into the glorious hobby of fantasy football, I’ve …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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