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Justin Fields is adjusting to his new football life in Chicago just fine, but that’s not the only sport he’s interested in. Fields could not be reached for contact, Wednesday. …
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Justin Fields is adjusting to his new football life in Chicago just fine, but that’s not the only sport he’s interested in. Fields could not be reached for contact, Wednesday. …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreAs we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read MoreNot content with flipping draft picks more often than a pillow on a hot night, Miami announced a new trade Monday. The extravagant Miami Dolphins trade involves several other teams, …
Read MoreSuper Bowl 2021 Facts Those are our final batch of 2021 Super Bowl facts! This concludes our fascinating facts for the season. But it …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) give out some awards for Best Waiver Wire Pickup, Worst Waiver Wire Pickup, Best Double Digit Round Pickup, Biggest …
Read MoreWe made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of tight end sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
Read MoreTwo weeks ago, if you were listening to sports radio in Chicago and someone had talked about resigning Mitchell Trubisky next year, you would have thought that person was insane. …
Read MoreWe made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of running back sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss a full slate of fantasy football goodness for the Christmas weekend and the fantasy football championships. This podcast …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWe made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of wide receiver sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
Read MoreWe made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of quarterback sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being the …
Read MoreIt’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
Read MoreIt’s the fantasy football finals! We made it! Now we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to victory. Let’s take a look …
Read MoreIt’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to victory. Let’s take a look at three running …
Read MoreIt’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to the finals. Let’s take a look at three …
Read MoreIt’s the last week of the fantasy football season, and it’s highly unlikely that you are making massive overhauls to your fantasy football lineups at this point in the season. …
Read MoreWeek sixteen of the 2020 NFL season is the finish line. If you made it this far, you are either in the finals or a terrible league. Christian McCaffery still …
Read MoreLogan Thomas has come on in the last 25% of the season for the Washington Football Team. He turned in 13 catches for 101 yards in his week fifteen matchup …
Read MoreThe Las Vegas Raiders lost starting quarterback Derek Carr in their Thursday Night Football matchup against the Chargers. Carr pulled his groin on the second drive and Jon Gruden & …
Read MoreIf you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a tight end sleeper. But, if you do, …
Read MoreIf you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a running back sleeper. But, if you do, …
Read MoreIf you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a wide receiver sleeper. But, if you do, …
Read MoreIf you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a quarterback sleeper. But, if you do, we …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLrezone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 14, review TNF and submit their DFS lineups for week 15 This podcast is sponsored …
Read MoreIt’s week fifteen and now we’re playing for all the marbles. It’s do or die time. Win and you’re in. So you can’t afford any mistakes. Unfortunately for you, all …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreCongratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read MoreCongratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read MoreThere is nothing sadder than when a good quarterback goes bad. In the case of Philip Rivers, there is no denying that we are seeing a shadow of Rivers’ former …
Read MoreCongratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read MoreIt’s time to clean up your roster for what might be the last time. It’s fantasy football week fifteen… the fantasy semi-finals. While Waleed Ismail has you covered for who …
Read MoreWeek fifteen of the 2020 NFL season is all about survival. If you are reading this article, congratulations on making the playoffs and condolences for all the injuries that brought …
Read MoreDrew Lock was actually good in week fourteen! Well, more specifically, he scored a lot of fantasy football points. For our purposes, that’s kind of the same thing, right? Is …
Read MoreNo, the title is not clickbait. Drop him. Click that drop button. Then, don’t look back. It’s time to drop the guy who was once on pace to go for …
Read MoreIt’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a tight end sleeper list …
Read MoreIt’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a wide receiver sleeper list …
Read MoreIt’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a running back sleeper list …
Read MoreIt’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a quarterback sleeper list here …
Read MoreEvan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Waleed (@IamTheWaleed) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 14, review TNF and submit their DFS lineups for week 14. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKE! This …
Read MoreIt’s time for another week of Hot Takes, this time from Crazy People. Actually, it’s from crazy people every time, because those takes are hilarious. Like this one: It’s sad because they make …
Read MoreWeek fourteen is upon us and for many of us, it is do or die time. For some of us, we either need to win this week or find ourselves …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreI’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read MoreLamar Jackson was so exciting in 2019 that he the first quarterback taken in most fantasy football leagues this year. Now as we approach the fantasy playoffs, many people are …
Read MoreI’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read MoreI’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read MoreI honestly can’t believe that we made it. The fantasy football regular season is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time to trim the fat from your roster. These cut …
Read MoreWeek fourteen of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it is do or die time. You only have a short amount of time to make a final playoff push. …
Read MoreWell, that one hurt. If you’re reading this, it probably means that you’re frantically hoping to find a way to hatch the egg that Justin Herbert laid in week thirteen. …
Read MoreBaker Mayfield spent his Sunday afternoon throwing for 334 yards and four touchdowns. The Browns tossed aside the Tennessee Titans in the battle of two 8-3 squads. We had left …
Read MoreIf we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
Read MoreIf we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
Read MoreIf we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
Read MoreIf we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 13, review the weird Wednesday Football game and submit their DFS lineups for week 13. This …
Read MoreIt’s week thirteen and it is time to look at the trash heap that is tight ends. I don’t know why the tight end on your roster is doing terribly. …
Read MoreOne of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is streaming defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding defenses …
Read MoreIt’s week thirteen, which means that for most of us, it’s the end of the fantasy football regular season. Note that I am writing this on Tuesday before week twelve …
Read MoreWell, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
Read MoreIf you know me, you know that I hate tight ends for fantasy football. Outside of a handful of guys, all tight ends are good for is heartache and regret. …
Read MoreWell, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
Read MoreLucky week thirteen of the 2020 NFL season is upon us and we aren’t scared of a number. Nothing can be scarier than what our rosters have already gone through. …
Read MoreThe entire NFL is trying to get itself cut from your whole fantasy football teams. Between COVID-19 and injuries, this is a uniquely frustrating fantasy football season. But, we keep …
Read MoreA massive fight rocked fantasy football Twitter this offseason. If you spend any amount of time on fantasy football Twitter, this isn’t exactly… shocking. This time, I’m referring to the …
Read MoreEvery week, I do the fantasy football cut list, the list of players that you shouuld probably consider shuffling off your roster for the new hotness. Usually, my Absurdity Checks …
Read MoreIt’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
Read MoreIt’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
Read MoreIt’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
Read MoreIt’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week 12, review the two games that actually happened on Thanksgiving, discuss the Baltimore Plaguens, and submit …
Read MoreWith turkey day screwing up our fantasy sensibilities, we need to figure out which wide receivers we like. Week twelve has some choices that might not appear obvious at first …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t …
Read MoreIt’s time for the Thanksgiving Day games, and with it, a full slate of six teams [update: four teams] to futilely try to pull value from the games. Just like …
Read MoreIn week eleven, Jakobi Meyers disappointed fantasy managers who grabbed him on the waiver wire with a paltry three receptions for 38 yards. Meyers’ lack of targets this past week …
Read MoreThis year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …
Read MoreWe have hit the week of Thanksgiving Day games, and it’s time to figure out if your fantasy football team is a contender or a pretender. For some of us, …
Read MoreWeek twelve of the 2020 NFL season is one step forward and two steps back. J.K. Dobbins and Mark Ingram got Covid. D’Andre Swift got concussed. And Taysom Hill got …
Read MoreSo, Sean Payton did it. The actual mad lad did it. He started Taysom Hill at quarterback. Nobody wanted to believe it to the point that a sizable portion of …
Read MoreWe’re over halfway through the fantasy football season, and you’re tired of looking at your redraft fantasy football league. That’s fine, and that’s understandable. You’re 3-7 because of injuries, COVID …
Read MoreWith ten weeks in the books, it really feels like we’ve gone through four or five seasons worth of frustration and heartbreak. Let’s keep this FUN train rolling towards our …
Read MoreWith ten weeks in the books, it really feels like we’ve gone through four or five seasons worth of frustration and heartbreak. Let’s keep this FUN train rolling towards our …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week ten, recap SEA-ARI Thursday Night Football Matchup. Finally, they submit their DFS lineups! This podcast is …
Read MoreWith a handful of players on bye weeks and another handful of people injured, navigating your wide receivers can be challenging. Week eleven has some interesting options for you to …
Read MoreWith ten weeks in the books, it really feels like we’ve gone through four or five seasons worth of frustration and heartbreak. Let’s keep this FUN train rolling towards our …
Read MoreIt’s week eleven, so you really shouldn’t be in a pinch at quarterback at this point. Or, you’re like me: you have Josh Allen everywhere and kept telling yourself that …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWe’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read MoreWe’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read MoreOver the course of his four-year career, I’d notice J.D. McKissic’s name popping up, and I would always be surprised that he was still in the league. This season, McKissic …
Read MoreWe’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read MoreIt’s time to gear up for the home stretch in your fantasy football leagues. The next time you set guys into your lineup, it will be week eleven. It feels …
Read MoreWeek eleven of the 2020 NFL season and we are starting to see some guys come back. Miles Sanders was a welcome sight to some owners and Nick Chubb was …
Read MoreWell, it was fun, Leonard Fournette Truthers. Unfortunately, we sit in the afterglow of Ronald Jones II taking absolute control of the Tampa Bay backfield in week ten. That leaves …
Read MoreIt’s understandable that you don’t trust Brandon Aiyuk. After all, the San Francisco 49ers are on their backup quarterback, 25th-string center (don’t fact check that) and Nick Mullens at center. …
Read MoreWe’re over halfway through the fantasy football season, and you’re tired of looking at your redraft fantasy football league. That’s fine, and that’s understandable. You’re 2-7 because of injuries, COVID …
Read MoreIt’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
Read MoreIt’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week ten, recap the actually-good TEN-IND Thursday Night Football Matchup. What do we do with Jonathan Taylor? …
Read MoreWelcome to my weekly culling of crazy hot takes in NFL articles on The Internet! Fun fact: This series was originally pitched as “Friday Football Freakshow,” which is why it …
Read MoreThere is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
Read MoreIt’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
Read MoreIt’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreWe’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read MoreIf you have watched a lot of Detroit Lions games, I’m sorry. Nobody should have to endure that kind of suffering. While subjecting yourself to that torment, I am sure …
Read MoreWe’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read MoreWe’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read MoreWeek ten of the 2020 NFL season and now the injuries are mocking up. Just when you got Christian McCaffrey back, you might lose him yet again! O’ cruel fantasy …
Read MoreIt’s fantasy football week ten, and we’ve started to separate the wheat from the chaff. The cut list for week ten fantasy football waiver wire moves has pared down to …
Read MoreZack Moss has been on fire the last couple of weeks, but is it time to call him a “set-and-forget” part of your fantasy football lineups? Let’s take a look …
Read MoreWell, I was wrong! Things are bad with Clyde Edwards-Helaire, as he has just under 43 yards from scrimmage per game with Le’Veon Bell on the Chiefs. Le’Veon Bell has …
Read MoreWe’re over halfway through the fantasy football season, and you’re tired of looking at your redraft fantasy football league. That’s fine, and that’s understandable. You’re 2-6 because of injuries, COVID …
Read MoreI waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some running back sleepers for week nine. Now, if …
Read MoreI waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some tight end sleepers for week nine. Now, if …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week nine, recap the truly dreadful Thursday Night Football matchup between the 49ers and the Packers. Finally, …
Read MoreWeek nine has some of the hardest decisions when it comes to starting a running back. Some of my favorite running backs have bad match-ups, whereas guys with easier schedules …
Read MoreI waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some wide receiver sleepers for week nine. Now, if …
Read MoreI waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some quarterback sleepers for week nine. Now, if you’ll …
Read MoreI can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreI can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
Read MoreWhen Marlon Mack went down in week one with an Achilles injury that ended his, most fantasy pundits thought that Jonathan Taylor was about to be a league winner. Eight …
Read MoreI can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
Read MoreWe’re halfway done with the fantasy football season. Things went exceptionally topsy-turvy this last weekend with bad weather, injuries, and byes all over the place. It’s important to make sure …
Read MoreWeek nine of the 2020 NFL season and the injuries aren’t slowing down. This week, we’ve lost Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, and George Kittle. Lucky for you, Football Absurdity is …
Read MoreJared Goff hasn’t looked good lately. In fact, he’s looked downright washed in three-straight weeks. Is this a portend of things to come for Goff, or is it time to …
Read MoreCorey Davis played his fifth game of the year this week (he missed time due to COVID-19). He turned ten targets into eight catches for 128 yards and a touchdown. …
Read MoreWe’re halfway through the fantasy football season, and you’re tired of looking at your redraft fantasy football league. That’s fine, and that’s understandable. You’re 2-5 because of injuries, COVID chicanery …
Read MoreWe’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
Read MoreWe’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week eight, recap the truly dreadful Thursday Night Football matchup between the Panthers and the Falcons. Jeff …
Read MoreIf you are required to start a tight end in your fantasy football league, you probably find yourself questioning the existence of a higher power. On a regular basis, you …
Read MoreWe’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
Read MoreWe’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreIt’s time for fantasy football’s week 8 puzzles. These will tease your brain so hard you might end up in the concussion protocol! 1. Name that Player With 3 touchdowns …
Read MoreAfter this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
Read MoreAfter this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
Read MoreAs I watched the NFC-leading Chicago Bears get eviscerated by the Los Angeles Rams, I ran through the full gamut of emotions. I had been denying they were terrible for …
Read MoreAfter this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
Read MoreHalf of the fantasy football regular season is in the books. At this point, we mostly know who our players are on our fantasy football squads. It’s time to make …
Read MoreWeek eight of the 2020 NFL season and these injuries are starting to get a bit ridiculous. Odell Beckham Jr., Kenyan Drake, and Chris Carson lead off the list of …
Read MoreThis Halloween Fantasy Team Names List Was Written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang What a season it’s been for our …
Read MoreIf you’re like fantasy football managers in 58% of Yahoo! leagues, you slotted Jerick McKinnon into your starting lineup this week. After all, the Niners put Raheem Mostert on IR, …
Read MoreJustin Herbert seems to be the real deal. It took a team doctor puncturing and collapsing Tyrod Taylor’s lung to get him onto the field. But, now that he’s here, …
Read MoreIt sure is fun to have a fantasy football team in 2020! Loads of laughs! COVID-19 rescheduling! Every good player getting hurt! Other good players getting coronavirus! Just a real …
Read MoreIt’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
Read MoreIt’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week seven, recap the truly dreadful Thursday Night Football matchup between the Giants and Eagles. Finally, they …
Read MoreIt’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
Read MoreIt’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
Read MoreDoes anybody read this part? Or do you just find the guy you want answers to in the headers below? It’s probably the second, right? Anyway, should you start or …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreThe week seven start or sit article for running backs focuses on three guys have seen their value shift dramatically in the last couple of weeks: should you start or …
Read MoreThe week seven start or sit article for wide receivers focuses on three guys who played in the NCAA last year: should you start or sit Tee Higgins, Chase Claypool, …
Read MoreWhen we talk about Jimmy Graham on our fantasy rosters, we aren’t imagining a real team. We are discussing Shangri-la. We are discussing the Elysium Fields. Or Xanadu. A mythical …
Read MoreIf you don’t have one of the top-tier quarterbacks on your fantasy roster, it is easy to worry about who you should start. Lucky for you, the only thing more …
Read MoreSix weeks are in the books in an extremely weird and wild NFL season, and it’s time to figure out who we need to remove from our rosters to make …
Read MoreWeek seven of the 2020 NFL season and the only thing more fluid than the NFL schedule is your fantasy roster. There are COVID outbreaks across the NFL, but you …
Read MoreThe Kansas City Chiefs won the Le’Veon Bell Sweepstakes this week, signing him to a one-year, $1 million contract to share the backfield with rookie first-round pick Clyde Edwards-Helaire. There’s …
Read MoreHey, look more coronavirus! And all the good players are hurt or on bye! I guess… That’s why Daily Fantasy Football exists! Here are some FanDuel value plays you can …
Read MoreMore coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
Read MoreMore coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week six, Lev Bell ruining CEH’s season, the incessant coronavirus news, Evan gets a nickname repeatedly vetoed …
Read MoreEvery week, fantasy football players bemoan the state of their running backs. With good reason. Running backs are falling like wheat from the chaff. In week six, our running back …
Read MoreMore coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
Read MoreMore coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreI already had my meltdowns about the NFL schedule in the QB start or sit article, and the WR start or sit article. Let’s not rehash how my brain is …
Read MoreIt’s week six, and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the NFL. You and your fellow survivors from the coronacalypse are traveling down the road and you meet a …
Read MoreWith the news of Melvin Gordon getting a DUI late Tuesday night, fantasy football is aflutter. Panic has started to set in for some and others are looking for exploitable …
Read MoreEvery couple of years, Ryan Fitzpatrick puts a spell on us. Let’s call that spell Fitzmagic. He comes into the season hot and we find ourselves asking if this can …
Read MoreIn our fantasy football puzzles, Week 6 edition, we’ve got a trio of new head-scratchers that touch on the subjects of words, logic, and fun! 1. Common Ground What NFL-related …
Read MoreIt’s week six, and everything is on fire. Coronavirus is rampaging through the league and the NFL has done the prudent thing and has canceled the sea—hahaha, sorry couldn’t keep …
Read MoreWe have five weeks in the books, and it’s time to start making some tough decisions in your fantasy football leagues. Waleed Ismail has you covered for the players you …
Read MoreWeek six of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it isn’t just Covid screwing up NFL seasons. There are also horrific injuries waiting around every corner. Alex Smith took …
Read More[Written by: Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang] October means horror movie fantasy football team names. This October means a …
Read MoreThrough five games, few tight ends have disappointed their fantasy football managers like Zach Ertz. The set-and-forget top-end TE1 has completely fallen off the map at this point. Ertz squeezed …
Read MoreIf you’re like most of the people out there, you probably half-remember hearing Chase Claypool’s name at some point. You know it now, after he went off for 116 yards …
Read MoreLook, I’m mad at the Titans too. They’re blowing up my fantasy football teams for a second week. That’s why Daily Fantasy Football Exists! Here are some FanDuel value plays …
Read MoreFirst of all: I resent the title Week 5 Injury Report by a Guy with Every Inferiority Complex. That’s just fake news by the mainstream media who wants to downplay the …
Read MoreFour weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read MoreFour weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss fantasy football week five, the incessant coronavirus news, and an old man forgetting what he was doing during the …
Read MoreComing in for a landing like a plane crash, it’s this week’s Hot Takes from Crazy People. For those of you new to this mind-voiding series, this is where I …
Read MoreIt is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
Read MoreFour weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read MoreFour weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreFour weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
Read MoreFour weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
Read MoreIt’s time for fantasy football puzzles: week 5 edition! If you like fantasy football, and you also like puzzles, you’ll love these. If not, you’re mean! Puzzle 1: Commonalities A. …
Read MoreFour weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
Read MoreIf you have Kenyan Drake, you likely took him in the second round. Unfortunately, he hasn’t performed like a guy going as the #17 overall player in PPR leagues. Now …
Read MoreWeek four is in the books, and Waleed Ismail has you covered for the players to add to your teams. But what about the players you have to jettison into …
Read MoreWeek five of the 2020 NFL season and the hits keep on coming. Austin Ekeler? DEAD! Nicholas Chubb? DEAD!!! The Tennessee Titans? ALL DEAD!!! Did I lift this open from …
Read MoreThrough four weeks of the season, Tyler Higbee ranks as the TE6 by total points. If you ask his fantasy football managers how he’s been, they’ll probably wax poetic about …
Read MoreThe NFL barely escaped calamity this week as what was almost three games canceled or suspended came down to three. First, the Titans are currently the holder of the Miami …
Read MoreOh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! More injuries! And Rob Gronkowski looking like burnt toast! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see …
Read MoreOh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! More injuries! And even more injuries! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these …
Read MoreAlright: Week 4 injury report time. Let’s get through this before I’m too inebriated to type. An exciting race against time! Week 4 Injury Report Quarterbacks “Is Jimmy Garoppolo playing?” …
Read MoreOh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Belichickanery! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these things coming from a mile …
Read MoreOh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Mitchell Trubisky sucking out loud and getting his butt benched! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) kick off the week four podcast discussion with the Titans-Steelers COVID postponement. Then, they talk the Thursday Night Football Broncos-Jets …
Read MoreAs I’m writing this, I just found out that the Titans and Steelers won’t play this weekend. I have lots of Titans and Steelers in my redraft teams, so I’m …
Read MoreThree weeks into this fantasy football season and nothing has gone as expected. Sure, players are dropping like flies, but we all assumed it would be because of COVID. Everyone …
Read MoreWelcome to our week 4 fantasy football puzzles page! For those of you who may be new to these puzzles, let me explain: These are puzzles that involve fantasy football. Sometimes they …
Read MoreIt’s week four, and if you are like the rest of us, you probably have, or have had, a star wide receiver on the shelf. That means you’ve turned to …
Read MoreIt’s week four, and if you are like most of us, your tight end pooped the bed last week. That means you’ve turned to players you didn’t think you would …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read MoreAfter this week is over, we will be 25% of the way through the fantasy football season, well… unless the Tennessee Titans get their way. The season is going so …
Read MoreWhen all hope was gone, Nick Foles came around and made players on the Chicago Bears fantasy football relevant again. People remembered why they drafted Allen Robinson so high. Anthony …
Read MoreFor this week’s Absurdity Checks, I first thought of Kenyan Drake and Joe Mixon. But then, I looked at Kenyan Drake’s numbers and thought that Drake didn’t make for a …
Read MoreThree weeks are in the books, and Waleed Ismail has you covered for the players you need to add this week. But, who can you drop? Now, I’m not saying …
Read More[Written by Ken Biddek, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar] This list of presidential election fantasy football team names makes me …
Read MoreWeek three of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and you need to dig deep if you are going to get through the year. Lucky for you, those …
Read MoreThrough three games, few players have done less for their fantasy football managers than Cincinnati Bengals’ running back Joe Mixon. Fantasy players are apoplectic at his production so far, and …
Read MoreRAGE—Goddess, sing the rage of Gridiron’s son Achilles (and ACLs), murderous, doomed, that cost the NFL countless losses, hurling down to the House of IR so many sturdy souls, great …
Read MoreRAGE—Goddess, sing the rage of Gridiron’s son Achilles (and ACLs), murderous, doomed, that cost the NFL countless losses, hurling down to the House of IR so many sturdy souls, great …
Read MoreRAGE—Goddess, sing the rage of Gridiron’s son Achilles (and ACLs), murderous, doomed, that cost the NFL countless losses, hurling down to the House of IR so many sturdy souls, great …
Read MoreRAGE—Goddess, sing the rage of Gridiron’s son Achilles (and ACLs), murderous, doomed, that cost the NFL countless losses, hurling down to the House of IR so many sturdy souls, great …
Read MoreMike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) kick off the week three podcast discussion with the Thursday Night Football Jags-Dolphins matchup ramifications. What did TNF mean for …
Read MoreSo, you rostered Saquon Barkley. Or Christian McCaffrey, or Raheem Mostert, or Courtland Sutton, or DJ Chark, or… Okay, I’ll stop. Let’s just say that your season-long team isn’t exactly …
Read MoreIdeally, you don’t have questions this week as to who you should start at tight end. Ideally, you listened to me and you are reaping the Mike Gesicki point storm …
Read MoreIt’s the middle of the week, we are on an island as far away from Sunday’s boatload of games as possible. To keep your minds sharp, try these week 3 …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreWhile the wide receivers mostly survived the week two bloodletting in the NFL (knocks on wood), they didn’t escape entirely. Julio Jones aggravated his hamstring, Courtland Sutton and Parris Campbell …
Read MoreThe week three waiver wire has run, and you won the lottery! You snagged Mike Davis and Devonta Freeman! Thanks to your favorite website, FootballAbsurdity.com, you already had Joshua Kelley …
Read MoreAfter his week two performance, a lot of people seem to think that Leonard Fournette is on the rise. While on the surface, it appears that Fournette established himself as …
Read MoreIt is week three of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. The theme of this week’s …
Read MoreEverybody likes to tell you which fantasy football players to add, but hardly anyone wants to help you with the hard, sad decision: which fantasy football players to drop. Not …
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