New Orleans Saints 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Every year, we say that Mickey Loomis can’t keep getting away with this about his salary cap shenanigans, and yet every year Loomis does exactly that. The Saints somehow manage …
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Absurdity Check: Should The Saints Have Brought in Jon Gruden?
Normally when we do an Absurdity Check, we are looking at it through the lens of fantasy football. After all, Football Absurdity is primarily a fantasy football site that was …
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Minnesota Vikings 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Nobody threw the football more than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last year, but with Tom Brady retiring this team could be in for a very rude awakening. They still have …
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Indianapolis Colts 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …
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Detroit Lions 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
This rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …
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Seattle Seahawks 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Remember last year when we as a football community scoffed at the hubris of Pete Carroll and John Schneider for trading away a franchise quarterback? Carroll committed the cardinal sin …
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New York Jets 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …
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Miami Dolphins 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Miami Dolphins are one of my favorite teams to analyze this year. They might have the widest range of outcomes in the NFL. If Tua can stay healthy, there …
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Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …
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Washington Commanders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Washington Commanders definitely drafted some football players, but I think the only thing that anyone in Washington cares about is how quickly Dan Snyder can sell the team so …
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Carolina Panthers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …
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New York Giants 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
In the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll. He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …
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Chicago Bears 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …
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Denver Broncos 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …
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Kansas City Chiefs 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …
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Baltimore Ravens 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Right before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …
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Pittsburgh Steelers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Today’s fantasy football rookie roundup is going to focus on the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers only drafted one fantasy football-relevant player, but the guy they drafted is a doozy. Darnell …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Today, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …
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Atlanta Falcons 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
We are starting Football Absurdity’s 2023 fantasy football rookie round-up with the Atlanta Falcons because there is nobody we want to talk about more than Bijan Robinson. Bijan is one …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2023 NFL Draft Winners & Losers
The 2023 NFL Draft is in the books, so all that is left is trying to determine which teams used the draft to maximize their offensive production and which teams …
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Week 17 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: This Is The End (Of Your Season)
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week 16 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Remember The Titans Exist
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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2022 Week 16 Fantasy Football Kickers To Stream
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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2022 Week 16 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fifteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and if you are reading this, congrats on making your playoffs! If you have made it this far, your choices become …
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Week 15 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Usual Suspects
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Week 15 Fantasy Football Kickers To Stream
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fourteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
Read More 2022 Week 14 Fantasy Football Kickers To Stream
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Week 14 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Streaming Las Vegas
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week thirteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football Kickers To Stream
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Scoreless In Seattle!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week twelve of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
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2022 Fantasy Football Rest of Season Kicker Rankings: Why Spend More Time on Kickers Than You Have To?
I began a weekly streamer article for kickers because one of my pet projects last offseason was to develop a predictive model for kickers. Last season, I developed the model …
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Week 12 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Giving Thanks For Sam Darnold
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week 12 Fantasy Football Kickers to Stream
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week eleven of the 2022 NFL season is over and so is our love affair with Kyle Pitts. If you are like me, you just couldn’t fathom how he was …
Read More Week 11 Fantasy Football Streaming Kickers
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Week 11 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Doctor Stream and the Multiverse of Madness
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 11 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week ten of the 2022 NFL season is over and chaos rules. Jalen Hurts and the undefeated Eagles were no match for the Heinicke-led Commanders. Justin Fields scored four touchdowns, …
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Week Ten Kicker Streams Fantasy Football: The Rodney Dangerfield of Football
If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Week 10 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Don’t Worry Denver
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week nine of the 2022 NFL season is over and it is now time for me to victory lap. If you are a member of the Football Absurdity community in …
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Week 9 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Washington Forever
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 9 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week eight of the 2022 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense anymore. Ja’Marr Chase broke his hip like an old lady, and then Joe Burrow started throwing like …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Curious Case of Matt Ryan
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week 7 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Things To Do In Denver When They’re Dead
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 7 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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Week Six Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Little Caesars Of Quarterbacks
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 6 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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Week Five Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Assassination of Justin Fields By The Coward Ryan Poles
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …
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Week Four Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Pick Your Poison
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More 2022 Week 4 Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week three of the 2022 NFL season is over and if it didn’t shatter your soul, you are made of sterner stuff than me. I thought I could trust my …
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Week Three Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Flailing Private Ryan
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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2022 Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
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Week Two Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: It’s Nice to Stream You Again
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
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Atlanta Falcons / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling / Green Bay Packers / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks
Five Best Prop Bets of 2022: Father & Son Edition
Football Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …
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Chicago Bears / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2021 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings
Black Monday 2022: I Got 99 Problems But Nagy Ain’t One
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 16 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …
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Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …
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Fantasy Football 2021 Week 14 Streaming Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …
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Week Thirteen Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …
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Week Twelve Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …
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Fantasy Football Week 11 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Keep Pounding… the Waiver Wire!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …
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Week Nine Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Immunized From Bad Defenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …
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Week Eight Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Scream Streams!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 8 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week seven of the 2021 NFL season is finished and it is time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Am I Tom Brady playing …
Read More Week Seven Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Dream Streams!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 7 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …
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Week Six Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: London Fog and Jacksonville Smog
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 6 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …
Read MoreWeek Five Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Trust The Lions To Be The Lions
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …
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Week Four Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: REMEMBER THE TITANS?
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 4 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …
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Week Three Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Defending the Indefensible!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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Week Two Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Can We Find A League Winner?
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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2021 T.J. Hockenson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2021 Marvin Jones Jr. Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Atlanta Falcons / Detroit Lions / Houston Texans / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Chargers / New York Jets
Black Monday 2021: The Only Thing Worse Than These Coaches Are the Teams That Fired Them!
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday 2021 marks the end of many …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Mitchell Trubisky – A Tale of Two QBs
Two weeks ago, if you were listening to sports radio in Chicago and someone had talked about resigning Mitchell Trubisky next year, you would have thought that person was insane. …
Read More 2020 Week 16 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Sleepers / streamer / Washington Commanders
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 16: CHAMPIONSHIP!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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2020 Week 16 Advice / Chicago Bears / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Baker Mayfield, or Jalen Hurts in Fantasy Football Week 16?
It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
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Week sixteen of the 2020 NFL season is the finish line. If you made it this far, you are either in the finals or a terrible league. Christian McCaffery still …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / New York Giants / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tight End
Start or Sit Eric Ebron, Evan Engram, or Tyler Higbee in Fantasy Football Week 15?
It’s week fifteen and now we’re playing for all the marbles. It’s do or die time. Win and you’re in. So you can’t afford any mistakes. Unfortunately for you, all …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Chicago Bears / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Sleepers / streamer / Washington Commanders
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week Fifteen: WTF, WFT
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What To Expect From Philip Rivers
There is nothing sadder than when a good quarterback goes bad. In the case of Philip Rivers, there is no denying that we are seeing a shadow of Rivers’ former …
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Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fifteen of the 2020 NFL season is all about survival. If you are reading this article, congratulations on making the playoffs and condolences for all the injuries that brought …
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2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / New York Jets / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Jamison Crowder, Mike Williams, or Corey Davis in Fantasy Football Week 14?
Week fourteen is upon us and for many of us, it is do or die time. For some of us, we either need to win this week or find ourselves …
Read More Carolina Panthers / Chicago Bears / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 14: Bear Down in Defeat
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What Happened to Lamar Jackson?
Lamar Jackson was so exciting in 2019 that he the first quarterback taken in most fantasy football leagues this year. Now as we approach the fantasy playoffs, many people are …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fourteen of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it is do or die time. You only have a short amount of time to make a final playoff push. …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Philadelphia Eagles / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tight End
Start or Sit Mike Gesicki, Dallas Goedert, or Eric Ebron in Fantasy Football Week 13?
It’s week thirteen and it is time to look at the trash heap that is tight ends. I don’t know why the tight end on your roster is doing terribly. …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 13: All The Good Defenses Are Taken
One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is streaming defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding defenses …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Just How Good is T.J. Hockenson?
If you know me, you know that I hate tight ends for fantasy football. Outside of a handful of guys, all tight ends are good for is heartache and regret. …
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Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Lucky week thirteen of the 2020 NFL season is upon us and we aren’t scared of a number. Nothing can be scarier than what our rosters have already gone through. …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is it Cam Akers’ Time to Shine?
A massive fight rocked fantasy football Twitter this offseason. If you spend any amount of time on fantasy football Twitter, this isn’t exactly… shocking. This time, I’m referring to the …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Curtis Samuel, Nelson Agholor, or DeVante Parker in Fantasy Football Week 12?
With turkey day screwing up our fantasy sensibilities, we need to figure out which wide receivers we like. Week twelve has some choices that might not appear obvious at first …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / New York Giants / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 12: I Can See… the FUTURE!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2020 / New England Patriots / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What Is Jakobi Meyers Value?
In week eleven, Jakobi Meyers disappointed fantasy managers who grabbed him on the waiver wire with a paltry three receptions for 38 yards. Meyers’ lack of targets this past week …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week twelve of the 2020 NFL season is one step forward and two steps back. J.K. Dobbins and Mark Ingram got Covid. D’Andre Swift got concussed. And Taysom Hill got …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can You Play Taysom Hill Going Forward?
So, Sean Payton did it. The actual mad lad did it. He started Taysom Hill at quarterback. Nobody wanted to believe it to the point that a sizable portion of …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / New England Patriots / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Justin Jefferson, Amari Cooper, or Jakobi Meyers in Fantasy Football Week 11?
With a handful of players on bye weeks and another handful of people injured, navigating your wide receivers can be challenging. Week eleven has some interesting options for you to …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Cleveland Browns / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / streamer / Washington Commanders
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 11: Strength Versus Strength
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What’s J.D. McKissic’s value?
Over the course of his four-year career, I’d notice J.D. McKissic’s name popping up, and I would always be surprised that he was still in the league. This season, McKissic …
Read MoreFantasy Football Week Eleven Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week eleven of the 2020 NFL season and we are starting to see some guys come back. Miles Sanders was a welcome sight to some owners and Nick Chubb was …
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Start or Sit Austin Hooper, Dallas Goedert, or Evan Engram in Fantasy Football Week 10?
There is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
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2020 Week 10 Advice / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 10: Bienvenidos a Miami
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Something Wrong With D’Andre Swift?
If you have watched a lot of Detroit Lions games, I’m sorry. Nobody should have to endure that kind of suffering. While subjecting yourself to that torment, I am sure …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week ten of the 2020 NFL season and now the injuries are mocking up. Just when you got Christian McCaffrey back, you might lose him yet again! O’ cruel fantasy …
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Start or Sit J.K. Dobbins, Justin Jackson, or David Montgomery in Fantasy Football Week 9?
Week nine has some of the hardest decisions when it comes to starting a running back. Some of my favorite running backs have bad match-ups, whereas guys with easier schedules …
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Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 9: Remember To Start The Titans
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Have the Colts lost faith in Jonathan Taylor?
When Marlon Mack went down in week one with an Achilles injury that ended his, most fantasy pundits thought that Jonathan Taylor was about to be a league winner. Eight …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 9 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week nine of the 2020 NFL season and the injuries aren’t slowing down. This week, we’ve lost Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, and George Kittle. Lucky for you, Football Absurdity is …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans / Tight End
Start or Sit Jonnu Smith, Richard Rodgers, or Jimmy Graham in Fantasy Football Week 8?
If you are required to start a tight end in your fantasy football league, you probably find yourself questioning the existence of a higher power. On a regular basis, you …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / Los Angeles Chargers / Tennessee Titans
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 8: If I Die, I Die
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is David Montgomery Good?
As I watched the NFC-leading Chicago Bears get eviscerated by the Los Angeles Rams, I ran through the full gamut of emotions. I had been denying they were terrible for …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 8 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week eight of the 2020 NFL season and these injuries are starting to get a bit ridiculous. Odell Beckham Jr., Kenyan Drake, and Chris Carson lead off the list of …
Read More Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 7: NFC Least
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: How Good Is Jimmy Graham?
When we talk about Jimmy Graham on our fantasy rosters, we aren’t imagining a real team. We are discussing Shangri-la. We are discussing the Elysium Fields. Or Xanadu. A mythical …
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Start or Sit Justin Herbert, Gardner Minshew, or Teddy Bridgewater in Fantasy Football Week 7?
If you don’t have one of the top-tier quarterbacks on your fantasy roster, it is easy to worry about who you should start. Lucky for you, the only thing more …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 7 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week seven of the 2020 NFL season and the only thing more fluid than the NFL schedule is your fantasy roster. There are COVID outbreaks across the NFL, but you …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit David Montgomery, Ronald Jones or David Johnson in Fantasy Football Week 6?
Every week, fantasy football players bemoan the state of their running backs. With good reason. Running backs are falling like wheat from the chaff. In week six, our running back …
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Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week Six: Remember The Titans!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Melvin Gordon Arrested for DUI
With the news of Melvin Gordon getting a DUI late Tuesday night, fantasy football is aflutter. Panic has started to set in for some and others are looking for exploitable …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Ryan Fitzpatrick For Real?
Every couple of years, Ryan Fitzpatrick puts a spell on us. Let’s call that spell Fitzmagic. He comes into the season hot and we find ourselves asking if this can …
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Fantasy Football Week 6 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week six of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it isn’t just Covid screwing up NFL seasons. There are also horrific injuries waiting around every corner. Alex Smith took …
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2020 Week 5 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / New York Giants / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Robby Anderson, Darius Slayton, or Justin Jefferson in Fantasy Football Week 5?
It is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
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2020 Week 5 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week Five – New York! New York!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is It Time To Panic About Kenyan Drake?
If you have Kenyan Drake, you likely took him in the second round. Unfortunately, he hasn’t performed like a guy going as the #17 overall player in PPR leagues. Now …
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Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week five of the 2020 NFL season and the hits keep on coming. Austin Ekeler? DEAD! Nicholas Chubb? DEAD!!! The Tennessee Titans? ALL DEAD!!! Did I lift this open from …
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Start or Sit Kenyan Drake, James Robinson, or Devin Singletary in Fantasy Football Week 4?
Three weeks into this fantasy football season and nothing has gone as expected. Sure, players are dropping like flies, but we all assumed it would be because of COVID. Everyone …
Read More 2020 Week 4 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Defense / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / New York Jets / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week Four – Can’t Defend Against COVID!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Nick Foles Worth Starting?
When all hope was gone, Nick Foles came around and made players on the Chicago Bears fantasy football relevant again. People remembered why they drafted Allen Robinson so high. Anthony …
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Fantasy Football Week 4 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week three of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and you need to dig deep if you are going to get through the year. Lucky for you, those …
Read More 2020 Week 3 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Defense / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses for Fantasy Football Week 3 – EVERYONE IS DEAD!!!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Leonard Fournette Worth Starting?
After his week two performance, a lot of people seem to think that Leonard Fournette is on the rise. While on the surface, it appears that Fournette established himself as …
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Start or Sit Tom Brady, Ryan Tannehill or Gardner Minshew in Fantasy Football Week 3?
It is week three of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. The theme of this week’s …
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Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week two of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and everyone one is dead. Christian McCaffery? DEAD! Saquon Barkley? DEAD! Your hopes of a fantasy championship? Lucky for …
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Start or Sit Dallas Goedert, Logan Thomas or Jonnu Smith in Fantasy Football Week 2?
It is week two of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit. Unfortunately, you probably need to start a …
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2020 Week 2 Advice / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / Sleepers / streamer / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans
Week Two Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses – WE STILL DON’T KNOW YET!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Starting Sammy Watkins
Sammy Watkins has everything you want in a receiver. He has draft pedigree, (fourth overall pick and the first drafted WR in the 2014 NFL Draft), and he has athleticism …
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Fantasy Football Week Two Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and your fantasy season is already over and it’s time to look at the week two waiver wire. In …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Washington Commanders
Start or Sit Leonard Fournette, Antonio Gibson or James Robinson in Fantasy Football Week 1?
It is week one of the 2020 NFL season, and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. We are going to look …
Read More 2020 Week 1 Advice / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / Los Angeles Chargers / Sleepers / streamer / Tennessee Titans
Week One Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses – IT’S HAPPENING!!!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – All About Auctions!
Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Waleed (@IAmTheWaleed), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) talk all about auctions. Strategy, thoughts, values, and all manner of minutiae! Check out Evan’s Auction Values and his Barbecue …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Faces in New Places
Mike (@RFLRedZone), Waleed (@IAmTheWaleed), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) take a look at nine guys who will be in new uniforms in 2020 and what that might mean for fantasy football. Congratulations …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Nick Foles Traded To Chicago Bears
The Bears made their biggest splash of the 2020 offseason by trading a fourth-round compensatory pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars for Nick Foles. The biggest story for the Bears this …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Free Agency Frenzy Pt 2
Jeff may or may not have the coronavirus so Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Waleed (@IamTheWaleed) take a look at 2020 fantasy football free agency with some …
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Black Monday 2019: New Coaches For Bad Teams
Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …
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Defense / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Kansas City Chiefs / Sleepers / Washington Commanders / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Sixteen Defense Fantasy Football – Welcome to the Dark Side
One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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Fantasy Football Week 16 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fifteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a person can make. You thought Chris Godwin would lead you through the fantasy …
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Fantasy Football Week Fifteen Defenses: I liked Seattle Before it was Cool
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fourteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Alvin Kamara would win you your fantasy league…and …
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Fantasy Football Podcast – Week 14 Preview & New Orleans Field Trip
Waleed (@iamthewaleed), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss their field trip to Saints practice this week, the Bears- Cowboys Thursday Night Football. Then, they preview fantasy football …
Read More Week Fourteen Defense Fantasy Football – Pack It In
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week thirteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Sam Darnold would nuke the New York Jets… …
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Week 13 Defense Fantasy Football Streamers – The Jets Keep Rolling
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week 12 of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. That means it’s time for me to help you make …
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Week Twelve Defense Fantasy Football – All The Bad Offenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your week 12 waiver wire needs on one page! Week eleven of …
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Week Eleven Defense Fantasy Football – The Failing Falcons
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, or my waiver wire cheat sheets, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football …
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Fantasy Football Week 11 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional week eleven waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week eleven of …
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Defense / Fantasy Football 2019 / Green Bay Packers / New York Giants / New York Jets / Sleepers / streamer / Waiver Wire / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Ten Defense Streamers for Fantasy Football: The Cat’s Out Of The Bag
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week ten of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought the Patriots defense was unbeatable… and you were …
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Week 9 Defenses to Stream – Battle Of The Bads
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Week 9 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week seven of the 2019 …
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Week Eight Defense Fantasy Football – The Failing Falcons
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week 8 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week seven of the 2019 …
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Week Seven Defenses Fantasy Football – Where the Buffalo Roam
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 7 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 7 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week six of the 2019 …
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Week Six Defense Fantasy Football – Mr. Flores Goes To Washington
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 6 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week five of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You sat D.J. Chark for Stefon Diggs. You started Jameis …
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Week Five Defense Streamers – Bye Bye Bye!!!!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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2019 Fantasy Football Team Names: TV Edition!
(Co-Authors: Waleed Ismail, Mike Maxwell, Bryan Sclar, and Jason Lu) Time for our weekly dose of fantasy football team names. These week 5-centered team names are all taken from the …
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Start or Sit Jameis Winston, Jacoby Brissett or Gardner Minshew in Week 5
Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week four of the 2019 …
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Week Four Defense Streamers – Charge!!!!!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Episode 5: Melvin Gordon Did What Now?
In Episode 5, Brandon and Waleed talk about the end of the Melvin Gordon holdout.
Read More Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 4 2019 Fantasy Coverage / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 4 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week one of the 2019 …
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Week Three Defense Streamers – Who’s Playing Miami?
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week one of the 2019 …
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Week 2 Defense Streamers – Decisions, Decisions!
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week one of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and your fantasy season is already over. You probably spent this past Sunday looking at your fantasy roster, filled …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Fuller, Jeffery, or Westbrook?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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Fantasy Football Week One Defenses– Clowney Gonna Clown
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Episode 2: Jacoby Brissett Got Paid How Much?
In Episode 2, local Chicago comic Mike Maxwell joins Brandon and Waleed as they talk about the aftermath of cut down day.
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Football Absurdity YouTube Channel: Episode 1
Guys! Guys! FA has a YouTube channel now. Unlike our other content, I swear a lot, so just know that going in. Hope you enjoy. This episode is mainly us …
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Fantasy Football Week 1 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! The 2019 NFL season is …
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Mailbag and Camp Battles
Jeff (@jeffkrisko), Waleed (@iamthewaleed) and Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook) talk Andrew Luck (breaking news), preseason week four, camp battles, and answer YOUR questions! Fantasy Football is real next week! …
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Funny 2019 Fantasy Football Team Names: U.S. Politics Edition
With the primaries approaching for the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, we’ve been hearing a lot of great slogans that would also make funny 2019 fantasy football team names. This inspired …
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2019 Fantasy Football Josh Gordon Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Paul Richardson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football John Ross Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jordan Reed Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Golden Tate Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Curtis Samuel Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Allen Robinson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Devin Funchess Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Julio Jones Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football James Conner Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Michael Thomas Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Christian McCaffrey Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football David Johnson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Todd Gurley Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Melvin Gordon Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Alvin Kamara Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Ezekiel Elliott Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Saquon Barkley Player Profile
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2019 NFL Marvel Mock Draft: The Real End Game Is Your Team’s Playoff Chances
Last year, we shamelessly tried to suckle at the Disney teat with our 2018 NFL Marvel Mock Draft. This year, we here at Football Absurdity still have day jobs and …
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Chicago Bears 2019 Mock Draft
While I’m supposed to do this Chicago Bears 2019 mock draft, I find it hard to care. The Bears already won the 2019 NFL draft in 2018. Sure, Nick Bosa …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Playoff Fails Of NFL Divisional Round and NFL Playoff Preview
Football Radio Interview – Top Playoff Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed preview the NFL playoffs and the top three football fails of NFL Divisional Round with Lori and Kev …
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