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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week fifteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and the good news is the fantasy playoffs are here. The bad news is your roster is probably dead. Luckily, the …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week fourteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and if you are reading this, you made the fantasy playoffs. Unfortunately, your team also looks like the end of a …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week thirteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim, the stakes are high, and the only way you make the …
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Week twelve of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim and the stakes are high and the only way you are …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week eleven of the 2024 NFL season is over and despair has finally set in. Anthony Richardson finally learned how to play football by watching Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers has …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week ten of the 2024 NFL season is over and chaos reigns. NFC North quarterbacks decided who could do worse while winning. Sam Darnold threw three picks and pulled out …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week nine of the 2024 NFL season is over and so is all my belief in the Bears. Unfortunately, my fantasy teams have also been a nightmare. Rather than give …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
Read More Week eight of the 2024 NFL season has come and gone and I have realized that as a Bears fan, my life will always be a waking nightmare. And the …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and there is no way we can have more injuries, right? WRONG! DK Metcalf? DEAD! Brandon Aiyuk? DEAD! Nick Chubb! HE’S …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week six of the 2024 NFL season is over and if your draft strategy was 0RB, there is a perfect chance you have 0 wide receivers. With Marvin Harrison Jr. …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
Read More Week five of the 2024 NFL season is over and bye weeks are killing us all. I’ve seen people complain about scoring the second-most points in their league and losing, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week four of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits keep on coming. The bad news is that Rashee Rice is likely out for the season with a …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. Andy Dalton was actually what the Carolina Panthers needed to succeed! The Sam Darnold-led Minnesota Vikings are …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week two of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits just keep coming. Tee Higgins missed his second straight game. Isaiah Pacheco is out for the season. Quentin …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …
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It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!
Read More Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week fifteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and if you’ve made it this far, congratulations. You have done the hard part. You made the playoffs. If you didn’t …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week thirteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and the culling has begun. You almost made it to the playoffs before the critical injury hit, but that is not …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week twelve of the 2023 NFL season is over and now we are on to lucky number week thirteen. It has to be lucky because everyone you have ever loved …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week eleven of the 2023 NFL season is over and some of our seasons ended before Sunday. A tragedy in three parts. Part one: You draft Mark Andrews to make …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week ten of the 2023 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. The Vikings are without the best receiver in football, lost their starting quarterback, and haven’t …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week nine of the 2023 NFL season is over and God is as dead as your fantasy football team. We are late enough in the season that even the waiver …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week eight of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. This is the part of the season where you will need to buckle down, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week seven of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. Some of you are riding high, but most of you have been performing triage …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week six of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where the futility of it all really starts to set in. Maybe you listened to us when we …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week five of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. You start Gus Edwards and Justice Hill scores. You start Justice Hill, Gus Edwards score. But the …
Read More Many apologies for the radio silence this week, we’ve had a rough week personally, and we appreciate everyone’s patience! Waleed Ismail returns to create the Chaos Configuration with Walker Kelly …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and you are starting to realize that maybe Joe Burrow isn’t going to make an MVP push and maybe you shouldn’t …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and our saviors have become our destroyers. Our souls are being bombarded by the agents of oblivion. PUKA NACAU WHY HAVE …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week two of the 2023 NFL season is over and the Grim Reaper is coming for your team. Aaron Rodgers? Dead! Saquon Barkley? Dead! Your fantasy football playoff hopes? That …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …
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Every year, we say that Mickey Loomis can’t keep getting away with this about his salary cap shenanigans, and yet every year Loomis does exactly that. The Saints somehow manage …
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Normally when we do an Absurdity Check, we are looking at it through the lens of fantasy football. After all, Football Absurdity is primarily a fantasy football site that was …
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The Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …
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Nobody threw the football more than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last year, but with Tom Brady retiring this team could be in for a very rude awakening. They still have …
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The Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …
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This rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …
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Remember last year when we as a football community scoffed at the hubris of Pete Carroll and John Schneider for trading away a franchise quarterback? Carroll committed the cardinal sin …
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The good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …
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The Miami Dolphins are one of my favorite teams to analyze this year. They might have the widest range of outcomes in the NFL. If Tua can stay healthy, there …
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I have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …
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The Washington Commanders definitely drafted some football players, but I think the only thing that anyone in Washington cares about is how quickly Dan Snyder can sell the team so …
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The Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …
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In the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll. He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …
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I gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …
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I don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …
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The fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …
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Right before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …
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Today’s fantasy football rookie roundup is going to focus on the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers only drafted one fantasy football-relevant player, but the guy they drafted is a doozy. Darnell …
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Today, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …
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We are starting Football Absurdity’s 2023 fantasy football rookie round-up with the Atlanta Falcons because there is nobody we want to talk about more than Bijan Robinson. Bijan is one …
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The 2023 NFL Draft is in the books, so all that is left is trying to determine which teams used the draft to maximize their offensive production and which teams …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
Read More Week fifteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and if you are reading this, congrats on making your playoffs! If you have made it this far, your choices become …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
Read More Week fourteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
Read More If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week thirteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week twelve of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
Read More I began a weekly streamer article for kickers because one of my pet projects last offseason was to develop a predictive model for kickers. Last season, I developed the model …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
Read More Week eleven of the 2022 NFL season is over and so is our love affair with Kyle Pitts. If you are like me, you just couldn’t fathom how he was …
Read More If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week ten of the 2022 NFL season is over and chaos rules. Jalen Hurts and the undefeated Eagles were no match for the Heinicke-led Commanders. Justin Fields scored four touchdowns, …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week nine of the 2022 NFL season is over and it is now time for me to victory lap. If you are a member of the Football Absurdity community in …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week eight of the 2022 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense anymore. Ja’Marr Chase broke his hip like an old lady, and then Joe Burrow started throwing like …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week three of the 2022 NFL season is over and if it didn’t shatter your soul, you are made of sterner stuff than me. I thought I could trust my …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
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Football Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …
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The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
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Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …
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Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …
Read More Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week seven of the 2021 NFL season is finished and it is time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Am I Tom Brady playing …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday 2021 marks the end of many …
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Two weeks ago, if you were listening to sports radio in Chicago and someone had talked about resigning Mitchell Trubisky next year, you would have thought that person was insane. …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
Read More Week sixteen of the 2020 NFL season is the finish line. If you made it this far, you are either in the finals or a terrible league. Christian McCaffery still …
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It’s week fifteen and now we’re playing for all the marbles. It’s do or die time. Win and you’re in. So you can’t afford any mistakes. Unfortunately for you, all …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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There is nothing sadder than when a good quarterback goes bad. In the case of Philip Rivers, there is no denying that we are seeing a shadow of Rivers’ former …
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Week fifteen of the 2020 NFL season is all about survival. If you are reading this article, congratulations on making the playoffs and condolences for all the injuries that brought …
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Week fourteen is upon us and for many of us, it is do or die time. For some of us, we either need to win this week or find ourselves …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Lamar Jackson was so exciting in 2019 that he the first quarterback taken in most fantasy football leagues this year. Now as we approach the fantasy playoffs, many people are …
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Week fourteen of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it is do or die time. You only have a short amount of time to make a final playoff push. …
Read More It’s week thirteen and it is time to look at the trash heap that is tight ends. I don’t know why the tight end on your roster is doing terribly. …
Read More One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is streaming defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding defenses …
Read More If you know me, you know that I hate tight ends for fantasy football. Outside of a handful of guys, all tight ends are good for is heartache and regret. …
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Lucky week thirteen of the 2020 NFL season is upon us and we aren’t scared of a number. Nothing can be scarier than what our rosters have already gone through. …
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A massive fight rocked fantasy football Twitter this offseason. If you spend any amount of time on fantasy football Twitter, this isn’t exactly… shocking. This time, I’m referring to the …
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With turkey day screwing up our fantasy sensibilities, we need to figure out which wide receivers we like. Week twelve has some choices that might not appear obvious at first …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t …
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In week eleven, Jakobi Meyers disappointed fantasy managers who grabbed him on the waiver wire with a paltry three receptions for 38 yards. Meyers’ lack of targets this past week …
Read More Week twelve of the 2020 NFL season is one step forward and two steps back. J.K. Dobbins and Mark Ingram got Covid. D’Andre Swift got concussed. And Taysom Hill got …
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So, Sean Payton did it. The actual mad lad did it. He started Taysom Hill at quarterback. Nobody wanted to believe it to the point that a sizable portion of …
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With a handful of players on bye weeks and another handful of people injured, navigating your wide receivers can be challenging. Week eleven has some interesting options for you to …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Over the course of his four-year career, I’d notice J.D. McKissic’s name popping up, and I would always be surprised that he was still in the league. This season, McKissic …
Read MoreWeek eleven of the 2020 NFL season and we are starting to see some guys come back. Miles Sanders was a welcome sight to some owners and Nick Chubb was …
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There is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you have watched a lot of Detroit Lions games, I’m sorry. Nobody should have to endure that kind of suffering. While subjecting yourself to that torment, I am sure …
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Week ten of the 2020 NFL season and now the injuries are mocking up. Just when you got Christian McCaffrey back, you might lose him yet again! O’ cruel fantasy …
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Week nine has some of the hardest decisions when it comes to starting a running back. Some of my favorite running backs have bad match-ups, whereas guys with easier schedules …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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When Marlon Mack went down in week one with an Achilles injury that ended his, most fantasy pundits thought that Jonathan Taylor was about to be a league winner. Eight …
Read More Week nine of the 2020 NFL season and the injuries aren’t slowing down. This week, we’ve lost Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, and George Kittle. Lucky for you, Football Absurdity is …
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If you are required to start a tight end in your fantasy football league, you probably find yourself questioning the existence of a higher power. On a regular basis, you …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More As I watched the NFC-leading Chicago Bears get eviscerated by the Los Angeles Rams, I ran through the full gamut of emotions. I had been denying they were terrible for …
Read More Week eight of the 2020 NFL season and these injuries are starting to get a bit ridiculous. Odell Beckham Jr., Kenyan Drake, and Chris Carson lead off the list of …
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If you don’t have one of the top-tier quarterbacks on your fantasy roster, it is easy to worry about who you should start. Lucky for you, the only thing more …
Read More Week seven of the 2020 NFL season and the only thing more fluid than the NFL schedule is your fantasy roster. There are COVID outbreaks across the NFL, but you …
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Every week, fantasy football players bemoan the state of their running backs. With good reason. Running backs are falling like wheat from the chaff. In week six, our running back …
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With the news of Melvin Gordon getting a DUI late Tuesday night, fantasy football is aflutter. Panic has started to set in for some and others are looking for exploitable …
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Every couple of years, Ryan Fitzpatrick puts a spell on us. Let’s call that spell Fitzmagic. He comes into the season hot and we find ourselves asking if this can …
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Week six of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it isn’t just Covid screwing up NFL seasons. There are also horrific injuries waiting around every corner. Alex Smith took …
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It is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you have Kenyan Drake, you likely took him in the second round. Unfortunately, he hasn’t performed like a guy going as the #17 overall player in PPR leagues. Now …
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Week five of the 2020 NFL season and the hits keep on coming. Austin Ekeler? DEAD! Nicholas Chubb? DEAD!!! The Tennessee Titans? ALL DEAD!!! Did I lift this open from …
Read More Three weeks into this fantasy football season and nothing has gone as expected. Sure, players are dropping like flies, but we all assumed it would be because of COVID. Everyone …
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When all hope was gone, Nick Foles came around and made players on the Chicago Bears fantasy football relevant again. People remembered why they drafted Allen Robinson so high. Anthony …
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Week three of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and you need to dig deep if you are going to get through the year. Lucky for you, those …
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After his week two performance, a lot of people seem to think that Leonard Fournette is on the rise. While on the surface, it appears that Fournette established himself as …
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It is week three of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. The theme of this week’s …
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Week two of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and everyone one is dead. Christian McCaffery? DEAD! Saquon Barkley? DEAD! Your hopes of a fantasy championship? Lucky for …
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It is week two of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit. Unfortunately, you probably need to start a …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Sammy Watkins has everything you want in a receiver. He has draft pedigree, (fourth overall pick and the first drafted WR in the 2014 NFL Draft), and he has athleticism …
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Week one of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and your fantasy season is already over and it’s time to look at the week two waiver wire. In …
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It is week one of the 2020 NFL season, and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. We are going to look …
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Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Waleed (@IAmTheWaleed), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) talk all about auctions. Strategy, thoughts, values, and all manner of minutiae! Check out Evan’s Auction Values and his Barbecue …
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Mike (@RFLRedZone), Waleed (@IAmTheWaleed), and Jeff (@JeffKrisko) take a look at nine guys who will be in new uniforms in 2020 and what that might mean for fantasy football. Congratulations …
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The Bears made their biggest splash of the 2020 offseason by trading a fourth-round compensatory pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars for Nick Foles. The biggest story for the Bears this …
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Jeff may or may not have the coronavirus so Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Waleed (@IamTheWaleed) take a look at 2020 fantasy football free agency with some …
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Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
Read More Week fifteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a person can make. You thought Chris Godwin would lead you through the fantasy …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week fourteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Alvin Kamara would win you your fantasy league…and …
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Waleed (@iamthewaleed), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) discuss their field trip to Saints practice this week, the Bears- Cowboys Thursday Night Football. Then, they preview fantasy football …
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Week thirteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Sam Darnold would nuke the New York Jets… …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional week eleven waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week eleven of …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week ten of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought the Patriots defense was unbeatable… and you were …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week seven of the 2019 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week six of the 2019 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week five of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You sat D.J. Chark for Stefon Diggs. You started Jameis …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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(Co-Authors: Waleed Ismail, Mike Maxwell, Bryan Sclar, and Jason Lu) Time for our weekly dose of fantasy football team names. These week 5-centered team names are all taken from the …
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Each week I’ll be taking three similarly ranked players and tell you if they are a start (they will score more than the average for the player currently at the …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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In Episode 5, Brandon and Waleed talk about the end of the Melvin Gordon holdout.
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Week one of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and your fantasy season is already over. You probably spent this past Sunday looking at your fantasy roster, filled …
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In Episode 2, local Chicago comic Mike Maxwell joins Brandon and Waleed as they talk about the aftermath of cut down day.
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Guys! Guys! FA has a YouTube channel now. Unlike our other content, I swear a lot, so just know that going in. Hope you enjoy. This episode is mainly us …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! The 2019 NFL season is …
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Jeff (@jeffkrisko), Waleed (@iamthewaleed) and Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook) talk Andrew Luck (breaking news), preseason week four, camp battles, and answer YOUR questions! Fantasy Football is real next week! …
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With the primaries approaching for the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, we’ve been hearing a lot of great slogans that would also make funny 2019 fantasy football team names. This inspired …
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Last year, we shamelessly tried to suckle at the Disney teat with our 2018 NFL Marvel Mock Draft. This year, we here at Football Absurdity still have day jobs and …
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While I’m supposed to do this Chicago Bears 2019 mock draft, I find it hard to care. The Bears already won the 2019 NFL draft in 2018. Sure, Nick Bosa …
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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …
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2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week seventeen Bears/Vikings game and the top three football fails of week sixteen with Lori and Kev …
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Week fifteen and all the running backs are dead. All the running backs that got you to the playoffs are dead. What is a man to do? That is where …
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Holiday-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names The final installment in our extremely popular team names lists. Find a player on your team, and look up our recommended, optimized holiday-themed fantasy football …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 13 is almost behind …
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Week 12 is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate fantasy players. Some of you thought owning Melvin Gordon meant you didn’t have to …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you keep passing …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will ever play football again. Some …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought Cam Newton was …
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2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names You know the drill: Find a player you own on this list of 2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names and amaze your opponent into …
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104.9 the Morning X quizzes Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail as to his top 3 football fails of the week. Plus, he gives a recap of the Bears/Bucs game For more …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail give a football radio interview with a recap of the Bears/Packers game in week one and a preview of Bears/Seahawks with …
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Should You Start Nick Foles over Ben Roethlisberger? This week my co-worker (Jeff Krisko) suggested that starting Big Ben Roethlisberger is the smart fantasy football play. In our week two …
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Week Two Defense Fantasy Football Time to discuss week two defense options that are probably on your league’s waiver wire. If you read my article on playing the waiver wire …
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Week Two Waiver Wire Running Back Week Two Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week one is behind us a lot of fantasy football teams are running into problems at running …
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Week Two Waiver Wire Wide Receivers Week Two Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week one is behind us and fantasy football players have to feel like they are in a …
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Week Two Waiver Wire Tight Ends Week Two Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week one is behind us and it turns out that tight ends are just as bad as …
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Fantasy Football Podcast Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail give a Bears/Packers interview game with Lori and Kev on 104.9 The Morning X. For more football talk like this Bears/Packers …
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Fantasy Football Trade Targets – Week 1 It’s Trade Talk Thursday (I know it’s Friday) and many readers are trying to figure out which week one fantasy football trade targets …
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The NFL was buzzing this past weekend with the news of the Khalil Mack trade. In an unprecedented move, the Oakland Raiders traded former Defensive Player of the Year Khalil …
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It is that time of year again. Fantasy football drafts are finished and everyone is feeling good about their teams. All of us walked out of our drafts believing that …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. That includes week 1 defense …
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If you care more about fun than fumbling in your running back, then this fantasy football Sony Michel player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you accept Drew Brees as your saint and savior, then this fantasy football Michael Thomas player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you believe in miracles, then this fantasy football Chris Hogan player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
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If you want to flay your opposition, then this fantasy football Tyreek Hill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you are wondering if anything can help the Broncos running game, then this Royce Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you are interested in running back battles in training camp, then this fantasy football Rashaad Penny player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you like your running backs with legs that don’t quit, then this fantasy football Saquon Barkley player profile is for you and Eli Manning. As we gear up to …
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If you want your wide receivers on two wheels, then this fantasy football JuJu Smith-Schuster player profile is for you! As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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If you are addicted to dynamic wide receivers, then this fantasy football Josh Gordon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football T.Y. Hilton player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Top 100 Players Sorted by Fantasy Football Tiers Here are my top 100 rankings in terms of fantasy football tiers. I place all my players into tiers. I believe players …
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If you want your wide receivers paid, then this fantasy football Julio Jones player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Doug Baldwin player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
Read More If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Alshon Jeffery player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Davante Adams player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football DeAndre Hopkins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Antonio Brown player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you are not worried about dropped passes, then this fantasy football Amari Cooper player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Allen Robinson player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your wide receivers overlooked, then this fantasy football AJ Green player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you like you wide receivers to catch everything thrown their way, then this fantasy football Adam Thielen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If your running backs are just a reminder of your shame, then this fantasy football Todd Gurley player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you want highlight reel plays from your running back, then this Tarik Cohen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you like your running backs overlooked, then you won’t want to miss this fantasy football Melvin Gordon player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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If you think the beast might be vanquished, then this fantasy football Marshawn Lynch player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you think the Colts offense is finally right, then this fantasy football Marlon Mack player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you think running backs need to get paid what they are worth, then this fantasy football Le’Veon Bell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
Read More If you want your running backs to be battering rams, then this fantasy football Leonard Fournette player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you draft your running backs hoping they will finally be good, then this fantasy football Lamar Miller player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you are worried about your running backs ability to catch, then this fantasy football Jordan Howard player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your running backs talented and troubled, then this Joe Mixon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you want yourself a running back whisperer, then this Jerick McKinnon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you like your running backs with a change of scenery, then this fantasy football Isaiah Crowell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you like a big belly full of running back, then this fantasy football Ezekiel Elliott player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Duke Johnson Jr. player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Dion Lewis player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are wondering whether your running back will ever be great again, then this fantasy football Devonta Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Derrick Henry player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are interested in only the best in your running backs, then this fantasy football David Johnson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up …
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If ACL’s are an afterthought to you, then this fantasy football Dalvin Cook player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Christian McCaffrey player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
Read More If you want a running back who dares to do the impossible, then this fantasy football Alvin Kamara player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are wondering whether your running back has beaten back his competition, then this fantasy football Alex Collins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you prefer your quarterbacks underappreciated, then you should appreciate this fantasy football Tyrod Taylor player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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If you like your quarterbacks afraid of strawberries, then this fantasy football Tom Brady player profile will leave you in terror. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you prefer your quarterbacks to be woven of the finest glass, then this fantasy football Sam Bradford player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you want your quarterbacks to have personal experience playing wide receiver, then this fantasy football Ryan Tannehill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Russell Wilson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Philip Rivers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Patrick Mahomes player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in the unknown when you select your quarterbacks, then let this fantasy football Mitchell Trubisky player profile teach you. As we gear up to the start …
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If the reliability of your starting quarterback matters to you, then this fantasy football Matthew Stafford player profile will keep you safe and warm at night. As we gear up …
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If you want your quarterbacks to look like they are about to tell a dad joke, then this fantasy football Matt Ryan player profile should make you chuckle reluctantly. As …
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If you like your quarterbacks to be chill, then sit back, relax and enjoy this fantasy football Marcus Mariota player profile. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you want your quarterbacks competitive, then you will definitely like this fantasy football Kirk Cousins player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you are interested in Hail Mary hero in your quarterback, then this fantasy football Josh McCown player profile is the answer to your prayers. As we gear up to the …
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If you have ever questioned the elite play of your quarterback, then this fantasy football Joe Flacco player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you enjoy forgetting about quarterbacks like St. Louis enjoys trying to forget football, then this fantasy football Jared Goff player profile is for you. As we gear up to …
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If you have decided to peruse quarterback player profiles while waiting for your Uber to arrive, then this fantasy football Jameis Winston player profile should Lyft you up. As we …
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If what you need from your quarterback is elite play, then this fantasy football Eli Manning player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Drew Bress player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are all about getting hyped about quarterbacks this year, then this fantasy football Deshaun Watson player profile will get you pumped. As we gear up to the start …
Read More If you don’t want your team broken, you will definitely want to read this fantasy football Derek Carr player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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Find out in this fantasy football Dak Prescott player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive …
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If you are interested in solving the mystery of what the Denver Broncos plan is at quarterback, then this fantasy football Case Keenum player profile is for you. As we …
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If you are interested in quarterbacks who are tearing the league apart, then this fantasy football Carson Wentz player profile will leave your ACL’s shredded. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in looking as good as your fantasy quarterback plays, then this fantasy football Cam Newton player profile is the makeover you’ve been waiting for. As we …
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If you are interested in how something bad can end up being good, then this fantasy football Blake Bortles player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you are a football fan who just can’t take no for an answer, then this fantasy football Ben Roethlisberger player profile should be just what you need. As we …
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Try to be happy that you get to read all about the Red Rocket in this fantasy football Andy Dalton player profile. As we gear up to the start of …
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The only thing badder than this fantasy football Andrew Luck player profile is his throwing arm. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
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If you are worried about making a mistake in your fantasy draft, just ask yourself “What Would Captain Checkdown Do?” He would definitely read our fantasy football Alex Smith player …
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EDITOR’S NOTE: Revised 7/16/2018 It appears we here at Football Absurdity have offended our first professional athlete with this article. We were very excited to find that AJ McCarron followed …
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If you are interested in only the best quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Aaron Rodgers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to the start …
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We are coming up on the one year anniversary of Football Absurdity and we are excited for what this next year will bring. We had a good first year and have …
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There is no denying that Colin Kaepernick set off a powder keg when he first knelt for the National Anthem. Over the past two seasons, this subject has caused a …
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Last week, the NFL announced that Mark Ingram would be suspended four games for violation the NFL policy on performance-enhancing substances. When this was announced, a storm of fantasy pundits …
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It has been a week since the NFL draft wrapped up. Now, we wait. We wait desperately for any news about football, like a man dying of thirst in the …
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Thursday, April 26th is a big day for nerds. If you are a football nerd, you have the 2018 NFL draft. If you are a comic book nerd, you have …
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The NFL draft is here and our fans are yearning for all the draft coverage they can handle. The good news is that Football Absurdity has extensive draft breakdowns for …
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Why do we watch the NFL draft? Because we want to believe that our teams can get better. Even though, in our heart of hearts, we gave up on hope …
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The NFL draft is coming and Football Absurdity has all your draft coverage right here. (You couldn’t see, but I just pointed at my crotch.) It’s hard to figure out …
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The Chicago Bears are in year three of a rebuild that saw them finish with a record of 5-11. Subsequently, that is the exact same record they started the rebuild …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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It is week fourteen and you are either in do or die mode or your playoffs have started. If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know …
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It has come to my attention that I have made a glaring omission on my week fifteen waiver wire article for running backs. By not addressing Mike Davis, I gave …
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Week Fifteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Tight End aka I Only Wish It Was The End It is week fifteen, the fantasy playoffs have …
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It is week fourteen and you are either in do or die mode or your playoffs have started. If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know …
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Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Tight End aka Where Oh Where Did My Gronk Go It is week fourteen and we are …
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Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Running In Circles It is week fourteen and we are either in do or …
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Imagine you are at the blackjack table. You have a nineteen. You see the dealer holding a ten and you know that he has a twenty and has you beat. …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Josh McCown is the smart fantasy football play. In our week thirteen quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I find myself wondering …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka As If It Wasn’t Bad Enough I Have To Write About Tight Ends, I …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Where There’s A Waiver Last week, I worried that the waiver wire wide receivers …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Running Backs aka I Am Back To Hating Waiver Wire Running Backs Remember last week when I …
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Read More In our week twelve quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to tell you why you should start Drew Brees. I know what you are thinking. Waleed, didn’t Jeff tell …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Don’t Test Me! It has been brought to my attention that some of our …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Wasted Wishes With Hopes Of Winning Normally, I think finding wide receivers on the …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Running Backs aka I Don’t Actually Hate All The Waiver Wire Running Backs The good news for …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka You Know It’s Bad When Blaine Gabbert Looks Good When you are twelve weeks …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tyler Kroft is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven tight end sit or start counterpoint, I’ll tell you …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting one of the New England Patriots running back is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven running back sit …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Sterling Shepard is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven wide receiver sit or start counterpoint, I’ll take some …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Derek Carr is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to add …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Even Tight Ends Don’t Like Tight Ends When talking about waiver wire tight …
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Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka What Wide Receivers Have We Made Up? If you have read my waiver …
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Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Everything Is A Lie The problem with trying to find a waiver wire …
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Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Where Bortles Sounds Like Hope The waiver wire quarterback pool for week eleven is …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that you should start Carlos Hyde this week against the dumpster-fire that is the New York Giants. In our week ten running back …
Read More We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that you start Eli Manning in a non-Super Bowl fantasy game. In our week ten quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I have to …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka And Then They Were Bad Again Every week I have to spend a …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wide Receiver The nice thing about waiver …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Running Backs aka The Bleached Bones of Desperation Imagine you are walking through the desert, desperately …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Quarterback aka To The Injured Goes The Spoils I don’t really know how many new ways …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, starts off by telling you that he is one of the biggest Jared Cook detractors out there, before going on to recommend starting Jared …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, gave a half-hearted endorsement of Demaryius Thomas, which is all he probably deserves. In our week nine wide receiver sit or start counterpoint, I’d …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Adrian Peterson is the smart fantasy football play. In our week nine running back sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to …
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The NFL trade deadline this week was a lot of fun to watch unfold. It is not every day you get to watch a team celebrate a trade that didn’t …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Goff is the smart fantasy football play. In our week nine quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to offer …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Welcome to The Absurdity Horror. This Halloween, we will be sharing with you the scariest football ghost story of all, the tale of Colin Kaepernick. Football Absurdity is proud to …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka The One That Almost Got Away! We are eight weeks into the football …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Into the Great Wide Receiver Open Week nine has some very exciting options …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Running Backs aka The Burkhead Truther Will Set You Free To Die, To Zeke, No More….Again …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Bad Just Got Badder The waiver wire quarterback pool for week nine is as …
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We are about halfway through the fantasy football season and to the surprise of nobody, the number one rated quarterback in fantasy football is Tom Brady. How can you not …
Read More We are about halfway through the fantasy football season and to the surprise of everyone, the best quarterback in football is Alex Smith. Let’s be honest, nobody saw this coming. …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tyler Kroft was the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight tight end sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Ameer Abdullah was the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight running back sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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It’s Trade Talk Thursday and many readers are trying to figure out which week eight trade targets would look best on their fantasy football team. Unfortunately, it was a relatively …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Nelson Agholor is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight wide receiver sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to offer …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Tight End aka Why Tight Ends? Because You Hate Yourself, That’s Why! We are seven weeks into …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Wide Receiver aka Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wide Receivers The wonderful thing about the waiver …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Running Back aka Running to the Waiver Wire For All Your Problems If you thought the …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Quarterback aka The Waiver Wire Is Where Quarterbacks Go To Die As we dive into the …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tevin Coleman is the smart fantasy football play. With our Fantasy Football Counterpoint, I’d like to take a look at Jeff’s …
Read MoreThis week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Marqise Lee is the smart fantasy football play. Jeff also told you that his heart really wanted to go with Pierre …
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America’s favorite soap opera, the NFL, has seen a dip in ratings the past couple of seasons. And frankly, I’m not surprised. Personally, I think the NFL has finally jumped …
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Week three has come and gone and with it any hope that our collarbones will remain intact. Who knew monstrous men could do so much damage to one fantasy football …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Evan Engram is the smart fantasy football play. I’ve have questions asking what an Absurdity Check is. An Absurdity Check is …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting DeSean Jackson is the smart fantasy football play. While I can understand the appeal, I feel there are better boom or …
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In Trade Talk Thursday, I covered general trade strategies for the week. But with the news coming out that the Ezekiel Elliott six game suspension is being upheld, now is …
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We are five weeks into the fantasy football season, or as some men call it, the crucible. Some teams are forged into hardened steel. Other teams have found their line-ups …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Mike Gillislee is the smart fantasy football play. I must admit that I admire the faith required by Jeff to believe …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While I am a big fan of Carson Wentz and what he has …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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We are five weeks into the football season and for some reason, we are still talking about waiver wire tight end. Why? Didn’t you get the hint last week when …
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Even after five weeks of football, there is still talent to be had at wide receiver. People are losing patience with some starters, while new players are emerging from new …
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As we look at the week six waiver wire, it’s getting harder and harder to find running backs to fill in. If you haven’t lost any running backs to injury …
Read More As we look at the waiver wire options for week six, we are finding the waiver wire at quarterback desperately thin. Unless you want to trust your team to Jay …
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Week five has come and gone and you can only wonder at a universe that seems to be trying to destroy your fantasy football team. Why does everyone on your …
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Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Austin Seferian-Jenkins is the smart fantasy football play. He feels so strongly about ASJ that he broke out into song. And …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Hey baby, Cam here. I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it. Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Pierre Garcon was the smart fantasy football play. Now I don’t what sort of game he’s playing at here, but I …
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As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Frank Gore is the smart fantasy football play. Myself, I’m feeling a bit more aGOREaphobic this week. (I’m so sorry for …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
Read More We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jameis Winston is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie to you. He is absolutely correct. I can’t …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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We are four weeks into the football season and you have the nerve to come back to me for waiver wire tight end advice? Again? Didn’t you listen to me …
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The week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
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The waiver wire options for week five are a testament for just how much went wrong for some teams in week four. Injuries are piling up and if one of …
Read More As we head into the week five waiver wire pool, you are starting to miss your chance to get a break out candidate at quarterback. There is one every year …
Read More Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
Read More Week four has come and gone. And with its departure comes the dawning realization that you don’t know what you are doing. Why did you think drafting a tight end …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Cook has got top-five upside. Jeff is saying the words, but I just don’t believe him. His words say start …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that sitting Marvin Jones Jr. is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff brings up some interesting points, he is also wrong. If …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tarik Cohen is the smart fantasy football play. It is hard to fault his logic. I’m a Bears fan, and I …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. Personally, I would tread gingerly before starting him at quarterback. There are some …
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We are three weeks into the football season and you are starting to remember just how much you hate tight ends. Seriously, what is the point of them? I am …
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We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
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The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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The waiver wire quarterback options for week four offer some very interesting options. Week three of the NFL football season has made the picture for who to start a little …
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Football Absurdity tries to keep football light. We fully admit that we don’t know what we are talking about. Heck, our mission statement is that football is supposed to be …
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The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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Fantasy Football week three has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. Fantasy owners had many opportunities …
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Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is singing the praises of Benjamin Watson. This may be the first and last time this year that anyone cares about Benjamin Watson. We …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is going back to his week one fantasy football pick of starting Ameer Abdullah. While I own many shares of Ameer Abdullah and like …
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We are two weeks into the fantasy football season, and we are starting to get an idea of which players are going to be more valuable than others. If you’ve …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting J.J. Nelson is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff may have fallen head over heels for Nelson, I think the …
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How to successfully initiate fantasy football trades with other owners in your leagues
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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On Monday morning, for his weekly press conference, John Fox said of quarterback Mike Glennon, “He makes good decisions.” This goes to show that John Fox makes bad decisions. But …
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We are two weeks into the football season and you hate tight ends, as you should. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another man’s waiver wire opportunity. So …
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We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Bad Belichick Is Back We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which Bill Belichick running …
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We are two weeks into the football season and it is slowly starting to dawn on you that Andrew Luck might not play this year. He might never play again. …
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Week two has come and gone and if you played your cards right and listened to last week’s waiver suggestions, you might still have hope of salvaging that dumpster fire …
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Week two has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. So let us sit back and examine …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Coby Fleener is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie, I love a lot of his points. Coby …
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Why Alvin Kamara is the smarter fantasy football start than Tarik Cohen in Week Two
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Chris Hogan is about to ascend to saintly numbers. While he makes some interesting points on why Chris Hogan is an …
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We are one week into the fantasy football season and panic mode has already set in for a few owners. While the fantasy death of Ezekiel Elliott appears to have …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Sam Bradford is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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We are one week into the football season and you are already finding yourself staring into the abyss that is the tight end waiver wire. What’s a man to do? …
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We are one week into the football season and you’ve already lost a quarter of the ACL’s on your roster. What’s a man to do? Fear not, because one man’s …
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We are one week into the football season and you were a Rex Burkhead truther who just discovered that everything is a lie. What’s a man to do? Fear not, …
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We are one week into the football season and you’ve already lost a quarter of the ACL’s on your roster. What’s a man to do? Fear not, because one man’s …
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Do you remember that feeling you had when you walked out of your draft? Do you remember how you called a contractor to build you a customized trophy case. Do …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jamison Crowder is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Delanie Walker is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Palmer is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, there …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Ameer Abdullah is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Last Thursday, our very own Evan Hoovler told you how you can dominate your fantasy football auction league. Yet in the very first sentence, he told you about how one …
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Everyone knows Ezekiel Elliott led the NFL is rushing last, but we seem to be overlooking number two on that list – Jordan Howard. There is no fantasy football commodity …
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There are some people who would have you believe that Dez Bryant is fool’s gold in the form of an NFL receiver. Heck, our own Jeff Krisko just wrote a …
Read MoreWith teams reporting to training camp this week, the start of football season has finally arrived! To usher in the 2017 NFL season, I have decided to start a football …
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