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AFC / Fantasy Football 2019 / Gambling / NFC / NFL / Predictions / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap

30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips

September 12, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.

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NFC South Overs/Unders
Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / New Orleans Saints / NFC / NFC South / Predictions / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Team Preview

30 Team Parlay: NFC South Overs/Unders

July 27, 2018July 31, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 2 Comments.

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …

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Derek Carr Player Profile
AFC / AFC West / Comedy / Denver Broncos / Football / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: AFC West Review

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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NFC West Review
Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Los Angeles Rams / NFC / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap

NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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NFC South Review
Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / New Orleans Saints / NFC / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: NFC South Review

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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week five trade targets
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Football / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams / Tennessee Titans

NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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AFC North Review
AFC / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Football / Pittsburgh Steelers / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: AFC North Review

October 4, 2017October 4, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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NFC North Review
Chicago Bears / Comedy / Detroit Lions / Football / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC / NFC North / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review

October 4, 2017October 3, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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Blake Bortles Player Profile
Fantasy Football / Jacksonville Jaguars / Team Preview

Jacksonville Jaguars 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 31, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jaguars are a got dang mess, and I wouldn’t recommend drafting anyone with a JAC next to their name except Leonard Fournette this fantasy football season. So I’m stashing …

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Fantasy Football / Houston Texans / Team Preview

Houston Texans 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 31, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Texans thought it would be a great idea to trot Brock Osweiler out last year after being embarrassed by the likes of Ryan Mallett and Brian Hoyer in 2015. …

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Fantasy Football / Indianapolis Colts / Team Preview

Indianapolis Colts 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 31, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Andrew Luck’s currently the NFL’s Schrodinger’s Quarterback. He’ll be fine, or he’ll miss a bunch of time. Or he won’t miss much? His labrum tear will tear the team’s fantasy …

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Fantasy Football / Team Preview / Tennessee Titans

Tennessee Titans 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 31, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We all pretty much openly mocked “exotic smash mouth” last season, but it served the Tennessee Titans well, and they did it without any real receiving help. Flash back to …

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Fantasy Football / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Team Preview

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 30, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers loaded their offense up this season to give Jameis Winston no excuses, but something not being given hasn’t stopped him from taking things in the past. …

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NFC South Review
Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Carolina Panthers 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 30, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Who are the 2017 Panthers? Will Christian McCaffery dominate? Will Cam rebound? Will Kelvin Benjamin step away from the buffet long enough to catch a pass? Is Jonathon Stewart going …

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Fantasy Football / New Orleans Saints / Team Preview

New Orleans Saints 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 30, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New Orleans Saints with Drew Brees and Sean Payton have habitually had one of the most potent offenses in the NFL, and that is unlikely to change this season. …

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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Atlanta Falcons 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 30, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Atlanta Falcons face 2017 bearing the weight of two major losses: OC Kyle Shanahan (to San Francisco) and a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl (to New England). Now …

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Fantasy Football / New York Jets / Team Preview

New York Jets 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 29, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

J-E-T-S! Are a MESS MESS MESS! There’s no better way to describe this team than with a deep sigh of resignation. Their top QB is a second-round pick who can’t …

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Fantasy Football / Miami Dolphins / Team Preview

Miami Dolphins 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 29, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Dolphins lost Ryan Tannehill for the season with a knee injury, so obviously they turned to Colin Kaepernick. Kaepernick, the former San Francisco starter turned activist, had a mixed …

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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Buffalo Bills 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 29, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Full disclosure: I wrote this like three weeks ago and the Buffalo Bills have basically imploded since then. They traded Sammy Watkins, they had Anquan Boldin come and go (and …

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Fantasy Football / New England Patriots / Team Preview

New England Patriots 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 29, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Full disclosure, the Julian Edelman injury caused me to entirely rewrite this article, that’s how deep and confusing the labyrinthian scheming of Belichick dives. Losing one slot player means he …

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Fantasy Football / New York Giants / Team Preview

New York Giants 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 26, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Giants last season had only one player worth playing, and that was super phenom Odell Beckham, Jr. This is with good reason, as the Giants ran 25 …

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Fantasy Football / Philadelphia Eagles / Team Preview

Philadelphia Eagles 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 26, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Philadelphia Eagles are in a transition year, with an ascendant quarterback, a plethora of wide receivers and a muddled-as-heck backfield. The two biggest named wide receivers and two of …

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Fantasy Football / Team Preview / Washington Commanders

Washington Redskins 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 23, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Washington had all the accolades heading into this fantasy football draft season, but no first-team offense has fallen as hard on its face as they have through two preseason games. …

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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Dallas Cowboys 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 23, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

America’s Team had two rookies blow the doors off fantasy football season, with both Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott finishing as solid starters at their positions. Fast forward a season …

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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Cleveland Browns 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 22, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Factory of Sadness, the Mistake By the Lake, the team that sounds like it’s named after poop. The Browns have a lot of nicknames, and none of them are …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Baltimore Ravens 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 22, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens have been extremely snake-bitten and 2017 is lost before it even started. They’ve lost more people for the season than the Boston Alt-Right Rally even had holed …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Cincinnati Bengals 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 22, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Two years ago, the Cincinnati Bengals were humming right along, with QB Andy Dalton as a top-five quarterback. He broke his thumb and everything went off the rails. The Bengals …

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Fantasy Football / Pittsburgh Steelers / Team Preview

Pittsburgh Steelers 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 22, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It seems as though every fantasy football draft season, we all go ga-ga for the Steelers offense, with good reason. They have two players in the unquestioned top-five in all …

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Fantasy Football / Green Bay Packers / Team Preview

2017 Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football Preview

August 20, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Packers have been one of the most prolific offenses in the NFL under the guidance of all-timer Aaron Rodgers, and this season is no different. There are a ton …

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Fantasy Football / Minnesota Vikings / Team Preview

2017 Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Preview

August 20, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings may have quietly put together a formidable fantasy football juggernaut thanks to the amazing quarterback play of Sam Bra–hahaha, sorry. They turned the team into a bunch …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

2017 Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Preview

August 20, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I honestly wouldn’t bother with a Chicago Bear outside of Jordan Howard this season. The team is an absolute mess but if you insist on not listening to me, fine, …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

2017 Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Preview

August 19, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions lost Calvin Johnson two years ago, inherited Jim Bob Cooter as their offensive coordinator, and immediately changed how the team operated. Gone were the long bombs from …

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Fantasy Football / Los Angeles Chargers / Team Preview

Los Angeles Chargers 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 18, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Los Angeles Chargers abandoned the confines of San Diego and moved up north to LA… to… play in a soccer stadium? This is the type of hype-to-reality crashing down …

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Fantasy Football / Kansas City Chiefs / Team Preview

Kansas City Chiefs 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 18, 2017August 5, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Since we last saw the Kansas City Chiefs, they have intentionally setup their team to move on from the current on-field regime. They jettisoned Jeremy Maclin for Tyreek Hill, they …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Denver Broncos 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 17, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

There’s so much up in the air for the Broncos this season, with the backfield and the quarterback situation in complete flux. That’s been the situation for a couple years …

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Fantasy Football / Las Vegas Raiders / Team Preview

Oakland Raiders 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 17, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Oakland Raiders have a myriad of fantasy football options for you this season. Amari Cooper, Marshawn Lynch and Michael Crabtree all get drafted very highly. Throw in Derek Carr …

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Fantasy Football / Seattle Seahawks / Team Preview

Seattle Seahawks 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 16, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Seattle Seahawks have been a fantasy football enigma recently, with Jimmy Graham, Russell Wilson, Thomas Rawls, Christine “The Woke One” Michael all had their fantasy value wildly vacillate last …

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Fantasy Football / San Francisco 49ers / Team Preview

San Francisco 49ers 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 16, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I’m a 49ers fan, so it’s easy to tell me that I’m biased about their fantasy football prospects. Let me get this out of the way: they suck. They’re bad. …

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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football / Team Preview

Arizona Cardinals 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 15, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Despite the massive regression from starting quarterback/AARP junk mail recipient Carson Palmer, the drunk driving (and uselessness) of Michael Floyd and the sudden shattering of John Brown, the Arizona Cardinals …

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Fantasy Football / Los Angeles Rams / Team Preview

Los Angeles Rams 2017 Fantasy Football Preview

August 15, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2016 Rams were one of the most useless 2016 teams for fantasy football and in real football. And in making interesting Hard Knocks. And interesting All or Nothing. They …

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BBQ Strategy: The Easiest Way to Crush Your Superflex/2QB Salary Cap Draft

August 26, 2022 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …

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