New Orleans Saints 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Every year, we say that Mickey Loomis can’t keep getting away with this about his salary cap shenanigans, and yet every year Loomis does exactly that. The Saints somehow manage …
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Minnesota Vikings 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Nobody threw the football more than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last year, but with Tom Brady retiring this team could be in for a very rude awakening. They still have …
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Indianapolis Colts 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …
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Detroit Lions 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
This rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …
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Cleveland Browns 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Things didn’t really go as planned for the 2022 iteration of the Cleveland Browns. They leveraged their future—and organizational integrity—on Deshaun Watson, who knocked off the rust to the tune …
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Arizona Cardinals 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The NFL offseason is usually so full of hope. Teams either did well and they have a grip of picks and new free agents to bolster their roster, or they …
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Seattle Seahawks 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Remember last year when we as a football community scoffed at the hubris of Pete Carroll and John Schneider for trading away a franchise quarterback? Carroll committed the cardinal sin …
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New York Jets 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …
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Miami Dolphins 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Miami Dolphins are one of my favorite teams to analyze this year. They might have the widest range of outcomes in the NFL. If Tua can stay healthy, there …
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Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …
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Washington Commanders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Washington Commanders definitely drafted some football players, but I think the only thing that anyone in Washington cares about is how quickly Dan Snyder can sell the team so …
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Carolina Panthers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …
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New York Giants 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
In the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll. He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …
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Chicago Bears 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …
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Denver Broncos 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …
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Kansas City Chiefs 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …
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Baltimore Ravens 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Right before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …
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Pittsburgh Steelers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Today’s fantasy football rookie roundup is going to focus on the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers only drafted one fantasy football-relevant player, but the guy they drafted is a doozy. Darnell …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
Today, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …
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Atlanta Falcons 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
We are starting Football Absurdity’s 2023 fantasy football rookie round-up with the Atlanta Falcons because there is nobody we want to talk about more than Bijan Robinson. Bijan is one …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2023 NFL Draft Winners & Losers
The 2023 NFL Draft is in the books, so all that is left is trying to determine which teams used the draft to maximize their offensive production and which teams …
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