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NFL Draft 2018

Comedy / NFL Draft 2018

2018 NFL Marvel Mock Draft: Mock Drafts Just Got Real With Fictional Characters

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Thursday, April 26th is a big day for nerds.  If you are a football nerd, you have the 2018 NFL draft.  If you are a comic book nerd, you have …

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Comedy / NFL Draft 2018 / Running Back

2018 NFL Draft Running Back Rankings: Top Five Running Backs

April 25, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

The NFL draft is here and our fans are yearning for all the draft coverage they can handle.  The good news is that Football Absurdity has extensive draft breakdowns for …

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Comedy / NFL Draft 2018 / Wide Receiver

2018 NFL Draft Wide Receiver Rankings: Top Five Wide Receivers

April 25, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Why do we watch the NFL draft?  Because we want to believe that our teams can get better.  Even though, in our heart of hearts, we gave up on hope …

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Comedy / NFL / NFL Draft 2018 / Quarterback

2018 NFL Draft Quarterback Rankings: Top Five Quarterbacks

April 25, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The NFL draft is coming and Football Absurdity has all your draft coverage right here.  (You couldn’t see, but I just pointed at my crotch.)  It’s hard to figure out …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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