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Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap 2018 — New Year, New You, Same Bad Teams

December 31, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.

Black Monday Recap 2018 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, coaches get fired. Black Monday marks the end of …

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Black Monday
Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap — I’ve Made A Huge Mistake

January 2, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

The NFL regular season is over and a lot of teams are disappointed.  When NFL teams are disappointed, coaches get fired.  Black Monday marks the end of the NFL season …

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James Harrison
AFC / Comedy / Football / New England Patriots / NFL / NFL News / Pittsburgh Steelers

James Harrison Is The Embodiment Of The Patriot Way

December 28, 2017December 28, 2017 - by Bom Trady - Leave a Comment

This week, the Pittsburgh Steelers shocked the football world when they cut veteran linebacker James Harrison.  Some of us more refined NFL fans understand that what has come to pass …

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Ezekiel Elliott suspension
Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Football / NFL News

Roger Goddell doesn’t want an Ezekiel Elliott suspension! He wants Ezekiel Elliott’s love

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

America’s favorite soap opera, the NFL, has seen a dip in ratings the past couple of seasons.  And frankly, I’m not surprised. Personally, I think the NFL has finally jumped …

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Start Adrian Peterson
Fantasy Football / Football / NFL News / Weekly Recap

Fantasy Football Week Six’s Biggest Surprises

October 17, 2017October 16, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week six has come and gone and if you started any of these running backs this week, you probably thought we were still in the year of our Lord, 2015.  …

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Things Cam Newton Finds Funny
Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Teams

Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton

October 6, 2017October 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.

Hey baby, Cam here.  I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it.  Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …

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Deshaun Watson Player Profile
AFC / AFC East / AFC South / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Football / Houston Texans / New York Jets / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Weekly Recap

Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …

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trump nfl
Football / NFL News

Trump NFL Speech Unites Players And Owners — A Football Absurdity

September 26, 2017September 26, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

Football Absurdity tries to keep football light.  We fully admit that we don’t know what we are talking about.  Heck, our mission statement is that football is supposed to be …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Fantasy Football Auction / Superflex/2QB

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August 26, 2022 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …

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